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AspiringAuthor Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:26:33 No.7285360 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7285384 >>7285693 >>7285752 >>7285759 >>7286085 >>7286708 >>7286758 >>7286928

My publisher wanted $800 to market my book that just went live today. Being broke, i decided to use the power of the internet to spread my work "by mouth" so please, if you will follow this link to my publishers website and support me by either reading it, or posting the link to your face book. I would really appreciate it.

http://bookstore.authorhouse.com/Products/SKU-001008681/Flint-and-Steel.aspx

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:28:20 No.7285370 Report Delete

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Maybe you should have done the research to avoid getting ripped off by a vanity publisher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:28:23 No.7285371 Report Delete

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Go away, it's 2:28 p.m. everywhere that matters, get a job.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:29:15 No.7285373 Report Delete

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why is that shield flying. is it a metaphor for the moon

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:30:29 No.7285375 Report Delete

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I'm sure that would be worst book cover I'd seen in my fucking life if EA's Dante's Inferno didn't exist.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:31:26 No.7285380 Report Delete

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You may be interested in other books like:

Cream Mountain
Tulip Blender
Hot Gourd
Pork Bark

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:32:15 No.7285384 Report Delete

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>>7285360

>They are shown their true calling; to purge the land of a hypocritical and evil organization led by a tyrant whose greatest weapon is religion.

Tell me more...

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:29:19 No.7285614 Report Delete

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Nigger the whole point of a publisher is to pay YOU. If this isn't the case your getting jewed

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:40:14 No.7285676 Report Delete

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OP's getting conned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:43:15 No.7285693 Report Delete

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>>7285360
>Please shill my fedora book
No

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:58:47 No.7285752 Report Delete

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>>7285360
>My publisher wanted $800 to market my book

You are getting scammed m8.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:01:47 No.7285759 Report Delete

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>>7285360
reminds me of this tbh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGGOv4bchew&ab_channel=andblueandblue

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:07:00 No.7285774 Report Delete

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>Customer Reviews
hmm

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:14:24 No.7285808 Report Delete

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I reviewed it

I hope Aaron uses my criticism constructively

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:19:38 No.7285824 Report Delete

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>>7285774
I can't read them. Are they behind a wall, or do they have to be approved by the author?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:24:09 No.7285840 Report Delete

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THis guy is literally called 'A. Castle'.

I'm sure this is the worst pen name I've ever seen.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:30:06 No.7285857 Report Delete

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>>7285840
And he has a castle on the front cover. Fuckin' poetry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:16:19 No.7286085 Report Delete

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>>7285360
This book just seems so damn terrible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:17:43 No.7286087 Report Delete

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>>7286085
It's literally written by A Castle, how can it be bad? At the very least it offers an entirely new perspective on the genre.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:18:47 No.7286095 Report Delete

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Just watch the "business secrets of the Pharaohs" episode of Peep Show and realise that you are being scammed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:18:30 No.7286666 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:26:58 No.7286708 Report Delete

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>>7285360
>My publisher wanted $800
You got scammed.
A publisher NEVER asks for money. They should be paying you an advance instead of you to them.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:36:30 No.7286749 Report Delete

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>>7286087
>literally written by A Castle

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:39:23 No.7286758 Report Delete

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>>7285360
>11. Advertising (all forms) is not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.

report, sage, move on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:57:28 No.7286844 Report Delete

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>>7286758
Don't be a retard, /lit/ is basically one big advertisement you joyless fuck.

Besides, OP's going to make it big, I can tell. His unique experiences as a fortified medieval structure he offers a take on the fantasy genre human authors can't possibly hope to replicate. He'll surely join the ranks of Windsor, Conwy and Balmoral, and then you'll be able to say to people "I helped make A Castle". When people google "biggest castle" it won't be Malbork or Prague that comes up as the first result, but our boy Aaron. Doesn't that excite you?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:05:04 No.7286880 Report Delete

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>>7286844
stop shilling yourself OP, not funny.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:16:31 No.7286928 Report Delete

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>>7285360
holy FUCK that's one spicy cover
good god OP
I really hope this isn't actually your book.

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