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SPOOKY 2 SENTENCE CHALLENGE.

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:50:18 No.7287098 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287198 >>7287531 >>7287782 >>7287871 >>7289651 >>7290018 >>7290700 >>7290858 >>7291974 >>7292224 >>7292375 >>7294427 >>7295139

Write something spooky using 2 sentences.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:51:23 No.7287105 Report Delete

Quoted By:

Gay sex

« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY

« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:53:23 No.7287115 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287121

I TOLD MOTHER THAT I AM NOT HUNGRY.

"YOU ARE THE DINNER, SON."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:53:38 No.7287116 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287313

Guys, this isn't a joke there's something in my house right now, it's coming through the door right now! Oh my God It's....

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:54:05 No.7287121 Report Delete

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>>7287115
spooped

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:55:41 No.7287127 Report Delete

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I Lost consciousness with his hands around my neck. I woke up in blackness, in a box just my size.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:55:43 No.7287128 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287387

I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from his slab began to rise, and suddenly to my surprise...

« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY

« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:57:31 No.7287136 Report Delete

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I TAKE MY CAT TO THE VETERINARY FOR HIS ROUTINE CHECKUPS.

I AM DEFECATING AS I REMEMBER THAT I DO NOT HAVE CAT. NOT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:58:16 No.7287143 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290704 >>7293236

The last man on earth heard a knock on his door.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ock

« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY

« 零 » !Ry9.FWKNDY Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:59:41 No.7287152 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287176

I TAKE MY CAT TO THE VETERINARY FOR ITS ROUTINE CHECKUPS.

I AM DEFECATING AS I REMEMBER THAT I DO NOT HAVE A CAT.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:01:22 No.7287163 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

I woke up under the bed, turns out my windows are permanently charged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:02:23 No.7287172 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

If my dog understands how music makes me groove, then why am I the only person in Panama that sings?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:02:27 No.7287173 Report Delete

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I stared into the mirror, watching my reflection, studying it as though I was trying to catch a mistake, The lights flickered and I realised that I was the reflection staring back at myself with eyes that almost said that they were aware of this horror, I watched my other get up to leave the room and I was about to find out what happens to our reflections when we are out of sight. Don't leave.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:02:36 No.7287176 Report Delete

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>>7287152
Kekked

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:03:30 No.7287182 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290690 >>7290717

The frog is still on the door frame but the weather begs me to shut it close with the might of forty oars.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:04:40 No.7287186 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290690 >>7290717

Kill a man, liquidate his horse and ride his three-legged dog down a purple abyss. The eternal father rains backwards into the sky.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:06:08 No.7287192 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

If I can fix this darned pig spitting machine, I won't have to lick Marilyn's clavicle for Halloween.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:07:02 No.7287198 Report Delete

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>>7287098

You know that ambition of yours to be a famous writer? I'm from the future, and... uh, well maybe look into real estate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:07:45 No.7287200 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

I remember when Betty last groomed my hair, quia amore langueo. She was hanging upskirtup.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:09:07 No.7287205 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

The chronicle the mantle the bestseller the man the eternal recurrence the platoon spittle onwards to the big big big big big and. A hard shadow remains still.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:10:40 No.7287210 Report Delete

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Coughing to chauf and I setting eastward belly by the risque wench. She tells me stories of a pirate sung sally sail, but we are landlocked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:11:53 No.7287217 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

Iqweeeeweeeee a la contour l'jauntur. Tell me about the day we wed the seven horsemen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:13:46 No.7287228 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

Seventeen crybabies haggled the sun to release their dawnmothers. An oriental nipple, cleavage to the vim beast in velvet vinegar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:15:46 No.7287244 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

Who is you when I am onstage, fallowing woman of omnivorous roots? I claim that you are a bit sequitur, unravel the nadir to the intersection of your lascivious circles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:17:37 No.7287254 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

Sick song selling sooth sails sallyways, so soon. Ten times to tally tenth the timid tenants' till.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:18:45 No.7287258 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

Scathing! Oof, father of all that bore the world soot, emasculate me!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:26:01 No.7287313 Report Delete

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>>7287116
hi lovecraft

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:27:17 No.7287328 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287334 >>7287341

There once was a frequenter of 4chan. He was happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:28:18 No.7287334 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287341 >>7290717

>>7287328
There once were two frequenters of 4chan. They were happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:29:19 No.7287341 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290717

>>7287328
>>7287334
There once were three frequenters of 4chan. They were happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:30:02 No.7287344 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287348 >>7287356

The little girl held up 3 fingers. The mom asked her where she found them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:31:20 No.7287348 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287356 >>7290717

>>7287344
The little girl held up 2 fingers. The mom asked her where she found them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:33:03 No.7287356 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287537 >>7290717

>>7287344
>>7287348
The little girl held up 1 finger. The mom asked her where she found it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:36:35 No.7287369 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7293675

The guy who replies to this, no matter what he posts or how he manipulates it is a cunt. An absolute cunt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:39:40 No.7287387 Report Delete

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>>7287128
He did the mash

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:09:42 No.7287531 Report Delete

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>>7287098
Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:10:28 No.7287537 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7287802 >>7295298

>>7287356
The little girl had no fingers. The mom asked her what happened to her hand.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:49:58 No.7287726 Report Delete

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a thin, black silhouette rose from the black slime

Forcing open my jaws, it slid out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:59:18 No.7287782 Report Delete

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>>7287098
I planned to hang myself due to MPD. He stopped me before I could.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:00:47 No.7287793 Report Delete

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the man's 10 fingers were ordered to be boneless. he accepted the long, filling death, ripping into flesh as the muscles of his neck quivered in the stuggle to force down his full-molared grin

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:01:42 No.7287802 Report Delete

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>>7287537
nice

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:06:04 No.7287830 Report Delete

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I think I'm losing my mind, guys. Guys?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:15:35 No.7287871 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7293679

>>7287098
Needle in and needle out, thread the fingers and staple at the palm. Burrow under the nails to reach the marrow for extraction.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:16:42 No.7287878 Report Delete

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His penis entered your wife's dripping hole. "Cuck, cuck, cuck," the crowd chanted as they watched you weep at the sight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:18:17 No.7287889 Report Delete

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The skeletons creep, but no one can see them, because it's dark out! Who the hell didn't install lights in his field?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:33:01 No.7289651 Report Delete

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>>7287098
Bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:41:59 No.7289672 Report Delete

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Twas no a fart but a shart, he thought, thinking now about Phillip Seywow Hoffman and how he coined the word in Along Came
Polly—I wonder what it's like to make Jennifer Aniston come while her legs are wrapped around you like a Greek key, her coming so hard she's sharting and queefing and we're both laughing because it'll never happen but wow is it spooky out today.

It's a cold fall afternoon here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 11:24:49 No.7289776 Report Delete

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after entering the submarine we thought it was empty, but then someone looked inside the torpedo tubes and found bodies of the crew. the captain's body was never found.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 12:19:33 No.7290018 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290132

>>7287098
For sale: baby shoes. Also available in leather.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 12:44:18 No.7290132 Report Delete

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>>7290018
For sale: butt hair. Never whiffed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 12:53:46 No.7290168 Report Delete

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After robbing your house, the african american ghost said:

" i ded"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 13:56:05 No.7290338 Report Delete

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I'm hitting on my crush, Melissa, and it's going really well.
DUDE, SHE GOES TO TUMBLR

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:33:00 No.7290468 Report Delete

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I've always known that seven dead babies in a trash can could be called a problem, but to find one dead baby in seven trash cans was really disturbing...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:29:05 No.7290690 Report Delete

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>>7287182
>>7287186
Now these...these i like

But they seem well above /lit/s abilities

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:32:16 No.7290700 Report Delete

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>>7287098
He chattered on in his corner as if he were conducting a shadow puppet play where he was both entertainer and audience.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:33:17 No.7290704 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7292577

>>7287143
I got more scared by the that fucking youtube preview picture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:34:26 No.7290710 Report Delete

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Waking in fright of fire I grab my dog and flee the house; however, while running out I see him on the couch.
Looking down it smiles at me and says "you'll never tell us apart"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:35:17 No.7290713 Report Delete

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The year was 2050, he was an old man, grey hair and skin all wrinkled up, but still wrote on 4chan about Infinte Jest, a book long forgotten. And he was you!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:36:07 No.7290717 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7291764 >>7293240

>>7287163
>>7287172
>>7287182
>>7287186
>>7287192
>>7287200
>>7287205
>>7287210
>>7287217
>>7287228
>>7287244
>>7287254
>>7287258
>>7287334
>>7287341
>>7287348
>>7287356
These are mine, I was near inebriated yesterday when I wrote them. If you come across drunk me in the near future, give him a proper kicking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:37:29 No.7290723 Report Delete

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The first sentence is always first. The second sentence is always second.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:45:20 No.7290757 Report Delete

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Panic disrupted the silence in my mind and, although sure and quiet in disposition, I endured witnessing my life end before my eyes in a masochistic loop. In my hands I held a piece of the feces I propelled towards the anathema that was my most recent ex-lover; awareness of my current situation sunk me into the abyss that can be regret and elucidated the repercussions of having acted so belligerently.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:04:21 No.7290844 Report Delete

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I can't move my fingers, I can't move my fingers, my toes don't work and I can't avert my gaze. From the ceiling above its mouth opened to speak, from the ceiling above protruded a face.

I cringed as I wrote this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:08:14 No.7290858 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7290868

>>7287098

The skeleton wanted to cry; but he had no eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:10:48 No.7290868 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7290858
This ain't a Skelly feels thread. Those are for /tg/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:21:49 No.7290908 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7292036

I awoke with the shreaking sound of my left leg breaking into tiny shards. I peered into the darkness, petrafied, trying to gain my thoughts as my leg was burning with pain almost unbearable, a hand reached out to grab my neck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 16:23:57 No.7290919 Report Delete

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I was in the bathroom washing my hands when I heard someone at the front door. Trembling, I picked up my knife - it was his wife and kids, and I couldn't leave witnesses.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:00:53 No.7291068 Report Delete

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He then realised, the skeleton was inside him all along. *rattles*

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:08:15 No.7291106 Report Delete

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the small man had been following me everywhere, almost taunting me with his conspicuous and clumsy manner. but the moment I decided to confront him he vanished behind a crowd of "refugees welcome" activists.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:21:14 No.7291427 Report Delete

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The little girl was like a puzzle you couldn't lay, or "complete" I guess would be a better term in this case. Some of her was between the cushions in the couch, one bit was stuck under the fridge and others the dog had ate.

spot the play on words

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:29:00 No.7291459 Report Delete

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Oh shit. That's not meant to happen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:33:49 No.7291480 Report Delete

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She's sitting on the end of the bed; the windows are wide open and there's a crack in the door and I don't remember how I got this blood on my knuckles and I hear myself begging her to turn around. She's sitting on the end of the bed and I wish she hadn't turned around.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 19:42:44 No.7291764 Report Delete

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>>7290717
some of these are golden

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:04:20 No.7291845 Report Delete

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The old man could not unshackle his chains, not when he was in them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:34:34 No.7291974 Report Delete

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>>7287098

The penis was stiff with fright as he wondered whether or not a ghost had ectoplasmed all over it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:38:15 No.7291983 Report Delete

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My sister cries every time she thinks about Dad. Then I tighten her choker.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:39:31 No.7291991 Report Delete

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I finally got the courage to pull the covers off my face. I looked to the side over the edge of my bed and BOO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:53:43 No.7292036 Report Delete

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>>7290908
dude, physical violence, eek!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:30:41 No.7292189 Report Delete

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He turns his gaze towards the faint reflection that can be seen on the cup's glass. He could *swear* that he saw something but soon the tackling on his keyboard and the darkness of the room make him realize that what he saw was absolutely nothing because he, as a matter of fact, is alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:33:10 No.7292207 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7293698

Morning. Time to go to work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:34:13 No.7292211 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7292243

The Haitian grasped at the vodou rosary that hung from his neck. It was his first day as a gravedigger.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:37:01 No.7292224 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7294298

>>7287098
Essay due tomorrow: 250 words, haven't started.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:41:15 No.7292243 Report Delete

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>>7292211
lol if this isn't shitposting please log back onto that Pendragon Adventure Forum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:50:47 No.7292293 Report Delete

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Shiver me topsails! I'm a ghost!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 21:52:08 No.7292300 Report Delete

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Shiver me top-sails! I'm a ghost!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:09:54 No.7292375 Report Delete

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>>7287098
He quipped and quivered, and quail he ate, and I shall qoute him now. For he said, "I have an appointment at three and must not be late!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:02:21 No.7292577 Report Delete

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>>7290704
He was a sex-offender

But the good news is he's dead now

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 23:02:56 No.7292578 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7293258

Hello. Reddit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 02:11:45 No.7293222 Report Delete

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The spooky skeleton opened a deep cut in me with a swift slash from his bony talons. As my flesh separated, through a cascade of blood, I saw something white poking out: something that looked almost like a bone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 02:16:11 No.7293236 Report Delete

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>>7287143
my dog knocks on the door with her tail sometimes
nothing spoopy about that

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 02:18:12 No.7293240 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7290717
will do champ

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 02:28:44 No.7293258 Report Delete

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>>7292578
Fuck man. Don't scare me like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:25:51 No.7293675 Report Delete

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>>7287369
I agree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:28:26 No.7293679 Report Delete

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>>7287871
This hurt to read and I think you're talented

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:37:13 No.7293690 Report Delete

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terran humanity was exterminated and we were the last survivors, trapped on the dark side of the moon. our outlook wasnt improved by Dr Zlobotnik's increasingly dictatorial, if not sadistic, methods.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:40:01 No.7293691 Report Delete

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Derrida walks into a bar wearing a helmet with a visor. He is there for the first time as the second time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:43:59 No.7293697 Report Delete

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Baby shoes for sale. Preloved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:45:29 No.7293698 Report Delete

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>>7292207
Underrated

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 06:53:31 No.7293710 Report Delete

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Raped. Pic related.

Our Bones Are All Wet All Day

Our Bones Are All Wet All Day Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:15:44 No.7294263 Report Delete

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There is a spooky skeleton inside of all of us. Right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 11:28:00 No.7294298 Report Delete

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>>7292224
I wrote a 25 page research paper in one night, noob

I died the next morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:18:38 No.7294416 Report Delete

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deep inside the ruins somebody begged for help. i recognized my own voice.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:22:51 No.7294427 Report Delete

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>>7287098

I woke up, and realised I was still me, living the same mundane, dreary life, rinsing and repeating with no hint of possible change or substance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:53:45 No.7294683 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7295082

Doot.
Doot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:54:03 No.7295064 Report Delete

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There's something inside me, scurrying, gnawing at my brainstem, lapping up my spinal fluid like a cat with a bowl of milk. Never eat sushi you didn't prepare yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:58:23 No.7295082 Report Delete

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>>7294683
Ronald McDonald is real. And he's standing outside my bedroom window.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:00:04 No.7295090 Report Delete

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She's still out there, standing in the dark garden, swaying in rags and staring in through the patio window. I look away, to find my camera, to take a picture but, when I look back, she's inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:00:37 No.7295094 Report Delete

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The magician realized, with a sigh, that this lady couldn't be put back together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:01:08 No.7295095 Report Delete

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Each day spent hoping the next one will be better.
It never is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:03:03 No.7295104 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7295108

Did you ever wonder why they lock the doors to the morgue? It's not to keep people out...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:04:15 No.7295108 Report Delete

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>>7295104
Yes it is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:07:37 No.7295122 Report Delete

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Before the Surgeon got to it, this thing was human.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:08:52 No.7295128 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7295140

One time I shared a taxi with a stranger.
He farted with the windows rolled up and the heater on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:10:50 No.7295139 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7287098
A skeleton popped out!
"Boo!" says he.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:11:18 No.7295140 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>7295128
lel

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:12:19 No.7295144 Report Delete

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If at first you don't succeed,
try, try again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:23:24 No.7295198 Report Delete

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Our rube militia sacrificed hundreds of innocents, usually strangers from neighbor villages, but also settling local scores. The alien organism went into passive mode and dozed for a few days until the "next batch".

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:26:10 No.7295208 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7295225

Imagine a realm occupied by masked individuals constantly competing over which has the more profound nonsensical ramblings, while they kill one another with greed, deceit, malice and contempt for an imaginary flicker above their heads. Now imagine that you woke up in that world and realized, that you never left, you don't imagine the world because you suppress your consciousness of what goes on around you; imagine what that would be like.

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:31:17 No.7295225 Report Delete

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>>7295208

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:31:25 No.7295227 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7295326

"Closer, closer, oh yeah baby, closer, shake that fucking ass, yeah I'm gonna fucking cum, I'm gonna fucking explode all over that asserghhhhhhh!"

After a momemnt, I removed my headphones and swivelled in my chair to find myself face to face with a plate of food I'd never seen before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:50:55 No.7295298 Report Delete

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>>7287537
The little girl put 3 fingers inside herself. Her dad then regained consciousness and pulled his hand back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:54:00 No.7295310 Report Delete

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And that later that day the man came. The man came to collect my student loans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:54:53 No.7295312 Report Delete

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In just the time it took to go to the off-licence and get back the house had been stripped of its belongings neatly and efficiently, with not a single witness from the neighbours. The black man responsible said "I am not culpable for this transgression."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 16:58:57 No.7295326 Report Delete

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>>7295227
Brilliant. Worst nightmares realised.

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