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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 07:27:05 No.7289164 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>7289232 >>7289361 >>7289694

>"Finally, after all these years, I have become the Count of Monte Cristo!"
Fucking really, Dumas? Dropped.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 07:58:39 No.7289225 Report Delete

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Whenever I hear Monte Cristo, I think of Denny's and get hungry.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 08:02:49 No.7289232 Report Delete

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>>7289164
He does it in all of his fucking books, man.
>"By any man's count, we truly are Three Musketeers."
>"And after it all, Marie Antoinette still had her necklace - the Queen's Necklace."
>"So it was that this century belonged to him, for he was Louis XIV, and this was His Century."

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 08:07:33 No.7289247 Report Delete

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>>7289225
Underrated

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 08:56:43 No.7289361 Report Delete

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>>7289164
>>7289232
Never finished any work by Dumas, but now I kinda wish I did. This is too funny.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:24:26 No.7289625 Report Delete

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Just goes to show there's nothing new under the sun. Hacks have been around since people started reading for enjoyment.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:49:33 No.7289694 Report Delete

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>>7289164
But that's the last line

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:54:34 No.7289706 Report Delete

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>>7289694
So literally copying back to the future, huh?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 11:17:37 No.7289758 Report Delete

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>>7289694
>dropping a book before the last line

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:47:07 No.7291531 Report Delete

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>"I knew him, Horatio; a man of Infinite Jest"
I can't fucking believe Shakespeare is such a hack. He also added "And there's something terribly sad and banal about that," to the end of every piece of dialog. What the hell?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 19:25:44 No.7291700 Report Delete

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>>7289232
>The Three Musketeers
>actually about a group of four musketeers
Goddammit, you cheese-eating mulatto bastard!

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