It's so easy to hate Chesterton as both a writer and as a person, that I don't understand why more people don't do so. It's really right and fun to hate this fat faggot.
The mawkish platitudes, the abject cuckoldry in Christianity, (he even changed his sect), the say-nothing "well harumph the trouble with the one is that they do A, and the trouble with the other is that they do Z, I'm so smart harumph harumph." Meanwhile he's wearing a fucking muumuu in OP's pic
Do you remember the high school fedoras, maybe one or two thought themselves a bit smarter and were also a bit more religious? That's this fuck. Then he goes on to hurr hurr hurr and we as a species are all the worse for the fact that he has been taken seriously. People still talk about him because 1) he was a useful idiot for the church, and 2) he was tall. EWTN fucking love love LOVES this anti-fedora.
This is the fattie who ingratiates himself to the local D&D club, and whose presence is tolerated. May he be forgotten in another two hundred years.
