Trigger warnings trigger my immense dislike of trigger warnings that comes from the fact that it triggers me that some people can't avoid being triggered by triggers when they should learn to not be triggered by triggers unless they are like me and are triggered by bringing up triggers instead of repressing triggers so that they are not triggered unless they are also triggered by the debate about triggers in which case they would be triggered by bringing up triggers which mean that trigger warnings trigger triggers about triggers that get triggered by triggers therefore they are sensitive to trigger warnings against triggers which means that triggers about triggers can trigger triggers about trigger warnings about triggers so that in order to keep triggers from triggering triggers about triggers we must invent stealth triggers that can avoid triggering triggers about triggers without triggering the same triggers at the same time.