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I asked myself what the first principle was, and I discovered it was Poop.
I discovered reading Plato that Mind is a higher principle than Matter, and ceased to be materialist ever since. I knew that Matter or Chaos/Chance could not be the first principle as many today believe, because that would imply that unpoop is prior to poop, that the poop arises out of non-poop, but this is absurd because if the poop is rooted in a non-poop principle then it is without any foundation and could not arrive at any poop whatsoever. Therefore, our poops must be derived from a higher Poop.
So is Mind the first principle? In a sense, as all created things are poop and are therefore formed by a mind (if the created world was not formed by a mind, it would be unpoop). But there has to be some higher principle that would move the Mind to create the world in the first place, to bring it out of nothingness.
This principle is Poop. Only Poop can create, because only Poop does not despise what is lesser than itself. Only Poop as the highest principle is fruitful enough to give birth to lesser principles.