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>>25221582
anyone got the actual screen shot from the movie of this? The was a second during "release the magic" they are standing shoulder to shoulder and I could use the shot of that.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:56:55 No.25266291 Report Delete

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>>25266221
here

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:00:01 No.25266320 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25266329 >>25267778

>>25133374
Picking up from http://pastebin.com/PQfvxQ1w

>You almost fall asleep on the bus again, experiencing a profound case of deja vu when you come to from the twilight zone
>Outside the bus, you see your destination
>It's a gym
>There isn't any fanfare, no flashing lights or anything like that
>Lemon Zest stands up and gives you a friendly nudge
>"This is our stop big guy, time to go."
>A little, anxious piece of you feels like staying on the bus, and riding it forever to avoid making any more decisions
>But there's also a big piece of you that can't allow Lemon Zest to leave alone
>Off the bus you go, making haste to avoid the cold air
>The front entrance has a one way sliding door, and you allow a couple families to head out before you
>Lemon Zest politely pushes inside though, obviously eager to get the hell out of the cold
>You follow her, gym bag over one shoulder and school bag over the other
"Excuse me, sorry..."
>Keeping up with her is going to be something of a challenge
>The front desk is manned by a squat looking Asian bro who looks stockier than un-milled aluminum
>Lemon Zest: "Hey Dumbbell, hook up my boy Anon here with a guest pass."
>An orange, muscly arm slides a piece of paper to you, and you fill in all the credentials
>Name: Anonymous
>Date of birth: October 1st
>Emergency contact:________
"Hey Lemon Zest, I don't have anybody nearby to call..."
>She scribbles down her name in the space for you
>"I'll be your contact, but if you get hurt I'm leaving you to bleed out."
"Great..."
>You leave the email and phone spots blank, they can eat shit if they want to spam you
>The guest pass costs ten bucks, and your evening funds are dwindled down to 90 bucks
>Asian bro isn't happy that you paid with a benjamin
>You shrug apologetically as you follow Lemon Zest into the guts of the gym

skcocevoli

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skcocevoli Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:01:02 No.25266329 Report Delete

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>>25266320
Forgot namefag, my bad guys

>A long corridor with basketball courts to one side greets you
>There's a huge number of inner city black kids playing ball and hanging out
>Not that there's anything wrong with that
>"How about you go get changed before we start doing anything?"
>She's right, of course
>You don't know much about gyms, but it must take a real douche to lift weights in a school uniform
"Where's the locker room?"
>Lemon Zest points to a nearby door that leads to the pool and showers
"Oh god, uh...all right."
>You take a step toward the door, hoping against all odds it's not as bad as your imagination is saying
>One deep breathe, and you step inside the locker room
>Dicks
>Old man dicks
>Everywhere
>The moistened, saggy scrotum of two dozen wrinkly old bastards hang out like state workers on a freeway
>And your gay eyeballs just HAVE to look
>It's like that one time you went to /b/ by mistake
>Nearby is a bathroom stall with a lockable door, and you duck inside as fast as you can without tripping
"Why."
>You address the toilet as you start pulling on shorts and a t-shirt
"Why me?"
>You look at yourself in the mirror, and flex a muscle
>It's pretty pitiful, to be honest, it'll take a hell of a lot of lifting to save your ass
>Either that, or steroids
>Speaking of which, there's a needle depository next to the sink
>It looks pretty full for a family oriented gym
>What have you gotten yourself into?

skcocevoli

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skcocevoli Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:04:19 No.25266373 Report Delete

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>>25266329

>Your eyes stay glued to the floor as you leave, fully dressed for the gym
>Lemon Zest is right outside the door, and you bump into her in your rush to freedom
"Sorry..."
>"What's the rush? Didn't you see anything you like?"
>Her shit eating grin let's you know that she knows
>She turns and starts heading to the stairs
>Her workout gear consists of a tank top and yoga shorts
>As a matter of fact, you DO see something that you like
>You hustle up the stairs after her, sneakers echoing on the rubber grips
"So, what are you going to do?"
>"Pilates."
"Er..."
>"It's hardcore yoga."
"Oh. Is that what I'm doing?"
>Lemon Zest stops outside a room on the second level of the gym
>"Take a look for yourself, knucklehead."
>You crane your neck around the door frame and look into the yoga/pilates haven of the Canterlot Y
>There's a lot of women in booty shorts
>In fact, the only non-woman looks to be the gay instructor, also wearing booty shorts
>Again, nothing wrong with that at all
>But the last thing you should be doing is creeping around a room full of half naked women doing stretches
"Right...so I'm just going to find the other dudebros I guess..."
>"Sounds good Anon."
>You rub your neck a bit, unsure what to do
>Lemon Zest takes pity on you and gestures further down the second level
>"Weight room is just down the hall. Don't hurt yourself."
>She walks inside, and you wave weakly at her back
"I'll miss you."

skcocevoli

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skcocevoli Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:06:24 No.25266392 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25266414 >>25266536

>>25266373

>You meant to say it as a joke, but it came out really desperate and lame
>At least she turns to give you a Costanza grin
>Hopeless is what you are, Anon
>You put one foot in front of the other as you try to find the weights
>And find them you do, along with all the dudebros you could possibly ask for
>Muscleheads, gym douches, every single type of guy who makes you feel insecure as fuck is here
>Hell, there's even that one blue haired faggot from CHS, doing bench presses in a corner with his fuckboi friends
>And in that moment, surrounded by knurled steel and medicine balls, you realize something...
>You have no idea what you're doing
>Like a deer in the headlights, you slowly step back
>Back out into the hallway, where an employee kiosk guards the entrance to the weight area
>Behind the counter, the bulkiest looking white guy you're ever seen sits, surveying you
>His attire consists of the typical Y shirt and hat
>If his shirt was any tighter it would split, and you aren't exaggerating
>"Can I help you?"
>He says his words plainly, but it looks and sounds like he's shouting at you
"Um...yeah, I'm kind of new here and..."
>Bulky dudebro stands up, revealing a pair of pencil legs
>Skipping leg day isn't just a meme apparently
>"Say no more, what do you want to work on?"
>You're running out of ums and uhs, so you just shrug
>"BICEPS IT IS!"
>Great, that's just what you need right before playing volleyball
>He snatches up a notebook from a pile on the desk, hands it to you, and cracks his knuckles
>His neck looks to be a foot think, at least
>Resigned to your fate, you follow bulky dudebro back to the weights area

skcocevoli

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skcocevoli Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:07:58 No.25266414 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25266449 >>25266536

>>25266392

>"What's your name brother?"
"Anonymous."
>"Well Anonymous, we'll start with some bicep curls, and see where you want to go from there."
"Yeah, alright."
>There's quite a few guys using the weights, but nobody looks twice at you, except for Flash
>He gives you a condescending sneer from the squat rack
>Fuck him, you're bigger
>Just not in the arms, not yet at least
>Everyone else minds their own business, either too absorbed in their own lifting, or not caring about yours
>The feeling of being in the spotlight quickly goes away
>Upbeat alternative tracks flow out of the speakers in the ceiling
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luZEKyoPDkk
>The gigantic trainer shows you the form you need, and hands you a pair of 15 pound weights
>"Start with these, once you've got the form we'll move you to something hard."
>15 pounds?
>Too easy
>10 reps later your arms hurt a lot
>You put down the 15 pound dumbbells and rub a vein in your arm
>"How'd that feel?"
>You lie immediately to not sound like a bitch
"Easy, am I swoll yet?"
>He laughs at the ceiling, and then pulls a pair of 30 pound dumbbells of the rack
>"3 more sets of ten. Make sure to breathe."
>You hold them at arms length as he picks up a couple of 60's for himself
>With an already fatigued arm, you start curling

skcocevoli

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skcocevoli Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:10:51 No.25266449 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25266581

>>25266414

>Somewhere in the middle of tricep pushdowns you learn that his name is Bulk Biceps
>Kind of convenient how people's names keep corresponding to their jobs
>What kind of job does "Anonymous" entitle?
>And more importantly, who the fuck cares?
>You're certainly in too much pain to think straight
>Because after biceps, you do triceps
>And then shoulders
>And then chest
>You suck air and slowly turn purple as you find yourself trying to bench god knows how much weight
>"Push man, come on, it's all you Anon."
>Bulk stands over you, posed to stop the bar from snapping your neck when you drop it in three seconds
"Gargle wurblegarble."
>Words, nope, just pain
>Do people really do this shit all week?
>No wonder so many people choose to be fat instead
>Suddenly, Lemon Zest
>Lemon Zest: "How's it going down there red-skull?"
>Normally you'd compliment her choice of joke, but you're engaged in a useless struggle with physics
>The green haired girl takes a seat on your midsection as you fight gravity in vain
>She feels a little sweaty, but still quite soft and...warm
>Her sweet and cocky grin looks down at you
>And then gravity loses spectacularly as your arms surge with either testosterone or adrenaline
"REEEEEEEEEEEE-"
>Some cracked sounding shit leaves your mouth as Bulk helps you re-rack the bar
>You spring to your feet, the only part that doesn't hurt
>In the mirror next to you, you look at a crazed red-faced maniac
>With some swollen looking veiny arms
>You feel terrible, and also great
>Lemon Zest is silently mirin' behind you

More to follow at some point, love you guys, don't use drugs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:16:43 No.25266536 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25266905 >>25267174

>>25266414
>"What's your name brother?"
you know what would be lovely, if that was Hulk Hulgan instead of bulk biceps as the pic for >>25266392 would leave me to believe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:20:23 No.25266581 Report Delete

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>>25266449
It's good brother, Glad to see your back.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:52:37 No.25266905 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25266951 >>25267174

>>25266536
I couldn't in read that in hulgan's voice and fell out of my chair laughing thanks

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:57:28 No.25266951 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25267174

>>25266905
You're welcome brother!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:14:21 No.25267159 Report Delete

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>>25266291
thank you. And with that; bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:15:31 No.25267174 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25267199

>>25266536
>>25266905
>>25266951
Nope. I'm stuck reading it in Randy Savage's voice.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:17:55 No.25267199 Report Delete

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>>25267174
OOOOOOOOOHH YEAH!!!!!

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beekichreeki Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:49:50 No.25267517 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25267778 >>25268365

>>25257998
Starting it off before I go to kickboxing. I'll make a new bin after the first few bits of green added
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn49IDcTpFE

"BYE MOOOM! I'LL SEE YOU LATER!"
>"Later hon..!"

>Man, you love being you right now
>And who are you..?
>You're Lemon Zest!
>Master of guitar riffing, Music Enthusiast, and just generally being the most chill girl you've ever met!
>You could hardly say the same to your fellow students at the most boring private school in the state; Crystal Prep Academy
>Just thinking of the name is putting you to sleep right now!

>But here you are, walking along the sidewalk to your usual bus stop, and after that... To Snooze-vile!
>Greeaat...
>...

>You listen and lightly headbang to your song all the while waiting for the bus with your fellow students
>Don't wanna make them seem 'weirded out' by your 'antics'

>The bus finally decides to roll up around the corner and comes to a complete stop as you, and the others pile in

>New school year...
>You're seeing a lot of new faces sitting in the rows of seats
>The usual...
>Hopefully some of them won't be as boring as the last batch, heheh...

>You slightly dance to the beat of your music while walking down the aisle
>Your main goal is the back row seats, that's usually where Sugarcoat is found seated
>She's pretty funny for a snob

>And just like that, you observe her exactly where you predicted her to be
>You start to walk down the rest of the aisle before you are halted again

>On the other seat in the row where Sugar is seated is this, new guy...
>Of course he's a new guy, smart one! There are loads of them this year!
>But that's not it... It's his appearance that is intriguing to you
>Medium-length flowing hair with bang's that stop and are swept to his side
>His flow compliments his squarish jawline

>He's not that bad-looking...

>Okay, who are you kidding?
>You're crazy for guys that use the 'skater' look

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:14:08 No.25267778 Report Delete

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>>25266320
>>25267517
The fun has been doubled!!

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beekichreeki Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:02:47 No.25268365 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25268656 >>25269361

>>25267517
tried to add another part to this, but too exhausted, ill add more tomorrow, promise fams.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:31:47 No.25268656 Report Delete

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>>25268365
have a good rest... and have fun!

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:01:57 No.25269361 Report Delete

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>>25268365
have a good rest.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:50:15 No.25270008 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 05:40:47 No.25270413 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25271064

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:44:29 No.25270805 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25272306

>>25236303
Jeep is shit. SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:39:38 No.25271064 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25273281 >>25273838 >>25275871

>>25270413
Who is best Shadow5 and why is it Sugarcoat?

I mean just look at the facts;
>qt 3.14 name that juxtaposes her character
>Best hair
>Best voice
>Witty
>Charming
>Glasses
>Will always tell it to you like it is
>implying it wouldn't be the cutest and most boner inducing thing to make her squeal in ecstacy, losing her clam demeanor

How does it feel knowing all your waifus are inferior?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:07:21 No.25271854 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:14:52 No.25272306 Report Delete

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>>25270805
Everything is shit. You can never do right by anything. so why even try, get any car you want, use any antivirus you like, support any game dev you want, use any videocard you feel like, they are all shit to someone so find your own fucking treasures by experimenting or live a life surrounded by shit.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:43:18 No.25273281 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25273838 >>25275871

>>25271064
This. Sugarcoat a best..

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 15:54:41 No.25273838 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25274110 >>25275871

>>25271064
>>25273281
THE BEST

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:30:15 No.25274110 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25274679 >>25275871

>>25273838
The best?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:40:59 No.25274679 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25275556

>>25274110
The best.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 17:52:22 No.25274751 Report Delete

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bumping.
After a rough past week-in-a-half (potentially crashed HD); I think I am back to speed and de-stressed. This weekend may finally start in on that erotica-fanfic I got in my head.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:25:00 No.25275556 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25275871

>>25274679
THE BEST!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:59:13 No.25275871 Report Delete

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>>25271064
>>25273281
>>25273838
>>25274110
>>25275556
Pathetic taste in this general. Get it together.

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