>You are Anon, the only human in Equestria.
>And AS the only human in Equestria, it has been decided that it is up to you to preserve your culture.
Princess Celestia, in exchange for citizenship and a nice little cabin, has just one request for you:
>Meet up with her appointed writ-keeper every week in order to make sure that Humanity never dies in Equestria, and to share your species' development for the Princess's people to use and adapt.
>Basically, share your tech or it's back into the Everfree Forest for you.
>Naturally, you agreed. You STILL walk with a bit of a limp from your stint in that forest, eight months ago.
>Anyway, today is the day you meet up with Twilight Sparkle, resident booksmith and keeper of knowledge.
>You want to make it perfectly clear that you didn't come up with that. That was straight-up how Twilight introduced herself to you.
>She poofed up her chest and struck a pose and made her coat look all sparkly when she said that. It was really cute and you couldn't keep yourself from smiling at the display.
>Her little ears perked up when she saw your reaction, and she started treating you like a friend after that.
>Silly ponies. You guess that was their version of a firm handshake.
>Now, under normal circumstances you would be half-way to Twilight's fancy treehouse by now, but a certain mare is blocking your way.
>Fucking Flu-Wait, no, not today.
