What's your favorite ship? Pic not mine I like rainbow colored marshmallows

"I-I made this for you A-Anon, I hope you like it."

>Reading about IBM's Selectric typewriter because why not
>Mechanism called a whippletree is used to control movement of the typeball
>Lookup whippletree mechanism on Wikipedia
>It's used to even the pulling of a team of horses
>There's a photo of horses drawing a wagon
>Horse in front has a raised tail
>You can see just a bit of the ponut
>Have to rub one out to stop thinking about ponuts

What have you done to me, /mlp/?

The minute I saw Queen Chrysalis for the first time, I fell in love. She's more than a waifu, she's my one true love. Every day I am constantly thinking about her, fantasizing about her, wanting to hold her. I don't even need to have sex with her to make me happy, I don't want to fap to her. I just want her love. I want to see her face, look into her eyes, and tell her how much I need her. Queen Chrysalis is the love of my life, and I want her more than anything.

post waifu material

>A chime sounds as you open the door to the animal shelter.
"Fluttershy! I was wrong about practice today."
>You are Rainbow Dash.
>Fluttershy asked you if you'd like to help her today.
>You told her you couldn't because of soccer practice.
>Turns out you had the wrong day.
"Fluttershy?"
>There's no sign of her anywhere.
>...
>There's no sign of anyone in here.
>Normally there'd be one or two employees or volunteers working.
>Maybe everyone went home for the night.
>...
"But why was the door unlocked?"
>Deciding you weren't going to get any answers just standing in the lobby, you start looking around to see if she or anyone else is here.
>Heading down the hallway, you notice that all the lights are off.
>Turning the corner, you see one room still has its lights on.
>Walking towards it, you hear someone in there.
>"Yes, who's a good doggy?"
>That's Fluttershy!
>She must be playing with the dogs before she heads home.
>As you get closer, you hear her talk again.
>"Oh, good boy."
>Not wanting to waste any time, you grip the doorknob ant twist it open.
"Hey Flutters, turns out I was wrong. I can help toda-... OH MY GOD!"
>"AAAAAH!"
"FLUTTERSHY?! W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT DOG!?"

>"Do you really think I'm evil?"

>Hey everyone, I'm gonna smash the portal between our two worlds so our they can never interact ever again!