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Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
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What would your waifu say about you to her friends?

Wake up, see this
wat do?

>The town of Trottingham, far from mainland Equestria, prepares for Nightmare Night in their own true fashion. The week prior to the event, all the confectioners, bakers and other producers of sweets work tirelessly to prepare insane amounts of candy for foals and adults alike to enjoy and chomp on during this celebrated night. Surely a fine example of health care.
>This year, however, something has gone amiss. The morning of Nightmare Night, when the loads of sweets were finished and being arranged for the night's feast, all the stock keepers of the southern area of town found, terrified, that their sweets had disappeared. Not a single ounce of product was left, an entire quarter of the town's supplies gone with the wind. And that's only the beginning.
>In the city's old and proud town hall, the population of Trottingham gathers and complains, huffs and puffs, snorts and whinnies, and makes other varied mammal noises. Tensions are high as the mayor, an old unicorn always suited up for work, begs for calm among the citizens demanding a solution to the problem that threatens to end this year's Nightmare Night with the endless cries of foals, the town bells tolling for the death of many dreams.

Come one and all, and help raise the quality of My Little Pony fanfiction! Featuring: Guns, war and shit.

ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions, on-topic discussion, requests, recommendations, edge, the guy said bye, Gryphon is spelled griffon, you griffin, Pooh is a dick, CYOA's, dank memes, I don't care if it's zoophilia or xenophilia I just want to fuck 'em, FiMFiction mods cave under the pressure and finally start adding more character tags, we tread down the road of arguments we've had a dozen times before, how to spot Regidar in one easy step, Bleeding's return is met with a resounding meh, literal shit talking, the disadvantages of human guns in Equestria against literally anything else, and fond remembrance of the days of Fallacy Anon.

Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his underage waifu' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!

Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners): http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png

List of nominees by category: http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/

>Need a good writing prompt to get the juices flowing? Well, here are some average ones:
http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/

Riffs and Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom

Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w

>Prompt of the Thread: How many wingbladed pegasus do you need to start a war?

Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.

Old thread: >>25221740

The other one's not bumping anymore, and I've got a bit of writing to share.

> You are Anthony "Anon" Onthodolco, local teen and casanova.
> Life has been pretty grand for you as of late.
> You've been going out with this sweet girl you met at Taco Bell a few months ago, and you've been getting it pretty regularly since meeting her.
> Although for some reason she insists on always having Tacos afterwards.
> Man, Sonata's a weird chick.
> Cute, adorable, loving, but weird.
> Anyways, you were on your way to meet up with her at the usual location, but instead of finding her inside drooling over some tacos, she's waiting sheepishly out front.

Previous threads:
>>25047888
>>25120890
FulLR3tarD pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/XLSGi77f
Summary:
>Applejack starts hitting on Anon one day
>Rainbow gets jelly and mouth rapes Anon in the school closet then blackmails him
>Anon goes on a date with AJ and gets a haymaker in the face after Rainbow texts her
>Principal Celestia overhears Anon yelling at the M6 about it, but keeps things quiet
>Anon and Shimmie are together-ish now, maybe friends with benefits, maybe more
>But now a grueling homecoming game versus Crystal Prep is coming up
>And afterwards a dance that Anon isn't planning on going to, because he and Sunset are gonna do things instead
>But if he does, he promised Trixie two dances, and Applejack still wants his dick, as might Fluttershy... and Nurse Redheart's chaperoning, so we gotta dance with her too
>And bang Sugarcoat under the bleachers after the game too while we're at it

We are his faithful hands!

Our previous thread: >>25093505

Human Superiority's Pastebin and Manos green part I and II:
http://pastebin.com/u/HumanSuperiority
http://pastebin.com/QBMRbrPv
http://pastebin.com/C3cq16me

Backgrounds of Fate (Manos Side Stories)

MedicalKrabbyPatty's (aka: A Black Hand) Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/AMedicalKrabbyPatty

In this thread we wait for Human Superiority's return and the continuation of his green.

Heil Manos!

Howdy, partner!

What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.

Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.


The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:

~~~~~

>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?

>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."

~~~~~

Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.

If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.

If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.

If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.

Thread 105! This appletree is still alive!

I leave for a couple hours and look what happens edition.

Previous thread: >>24943683

The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.

If cuckoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.

New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.

Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny

Featured Stories:
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
ActuallyMarriedPone's Redheart x Doctor Anon - http://pastebin.com/8p820zkE
ChocolateBiscuit's green - http://pastebin.com/3kupSxsx
BrandNewWritegag's short - http://pastebin.com/yGm6vA7n
Sorry if I missed anyone's pastebin

Pastebin for aspiring writers (general concepts and techniques):
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3