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Anon in Pone Prison

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 15:28:12 No.25031679 View Reply Report Delete

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 15:34:35 No.25031763 Report Delete

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>>25031679
>Forgot to number thread
Well, we're off to an auspicious/autistic start.
Should be #23

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 15:34:50 No.25031766 Report Delete

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>>25031679
That's one cute pony.

Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined.

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Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. Sun 11 Oct 2015 15:35:38 No.25031777 Report Delete

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That SCP pone spinoff bit a few threads ago was pretty cool.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 16:27:41 No.25032551 Report Delete

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 16:53:15 No.25032914 Report Delete

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Was hoping some of the old writefags would be lured out of the woodwork.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 16:59:46 No.25033001 Report Delete

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>>25032914
They probably don't realize there's a new thread. I've seen a couple good generals go down this way.

Mythd

Mythd Sun 11 Oct 2015 17:14:21 No.25033230 Report Delete

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Be Anon
>Be waking up after a nice long night's sleep
>Spending the day in time out was easily the most relaxing thing you've done since coming to pony land
>You stretch and reach for a tupperware container marked 'breakfast'
>The Warden was really taking your punishment seriously
>Instead of letting you out for meals, she just had some meals prepared ahead of time and put into timeout with you
>Yum yum, cold waffles!
>Before you can really dig into your meal, a green will-o-the-wisp emerges from the ground in front of you, leaving a trail of sparkling green fire in it's wake
>You tear off a piece of waffle and watch with an eyebrow raised as the wisp splits in two
>The wisps coil around eachother and gently float back onto the ground
>As you chew, the wisps grow and morph
>After a moment, Co and Patty are 'standing' in front of you
>...A few inches from the ground, of course
>You give the spirits a friendly smile
"Hey there, how are my favorite minotaur progenitors doing?"
>Co crosses his arms angrily
>"The hell do you think you're doing?"
>You frown and tilt your head
"What?"
>Co leans down over you
>"We keep getting bothered by your herd, that's what!"
>Wait
>What?
"What is that supposed to mean?"
>How could your entire herd be bothering ghosts?...
>A cold chill spears down your spine
"Are they all right?!"
>Patty smiles assuringly
>"They are okay right now, just a little shaken up is all"
>Co nods, still frowning
>"All day yesterday, screaming! I couldn't watch my shows without /someone/ popping down to scream in my ear"
>You blink in confusion
"What? What do you mean?"
>Patty lies down, still hovering a few inches off the floor
>"Your special little lady friend Amber explained who they were. Your poor herd spent all of yesterday being scared half to death!"
>Co nods

Mythd

Mythd Sun 11 Oct 2015 17:15:29 No.25033245 Report Delete

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>>25033230

>"That isn't just an expression you know! One of them stepped on me during my nap!"
>Patty sighs
>"Dear, we've been over this. It was an accident and she said she was sorry. Besides, she's much too small to have caused you any discomfort"
>Co frowns and crosses his arms
>"She stepped on my eye!"
>You stand, dropping your torn waffle
"Wait, go back, my girls have all been terrified? Why? What happened to them?"
>Patty sighs sadly
>"All sorts of nasty little things, dearie. Poor Amber had a sparkler, of all things, go off behind her!"
>You grit your teeth
>There is no way that was an accident
>Amber knows the difference between a sparkler and an incense stick...
>...And for all of your girls to be scared
>...On the one day you can't help them
>There is no way that is just a coincidence
>Someone planned this
>Someone who is going to have their ass royally handed to them on a gold platter, with courtesy and respect
>You glare into Co's eyes, searching for the one responsible
"Who did this to my girls?"
>Co frowns and shrugs
>"We don't know. Have any enemies?"
>You nod
"I beat Vladdy and Rust in the pit, and Bright Spear has been out to get me from day one... But they are all idiots. I'd guess that only Hill Stony would be smart enough to come up with a plan to scare my girls"
>Co nods
>"It would have taken more than one person, some of the scares happened simultaneously"
>You clench your fist
"You mean to tell me that I have my own injustice league?"
>Co shakes his head
"...My own Foot Clan?"
>Co shakes his head again
"...My own L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N.?"
>Co thinks for a few seconds, and then nods
>You glance back and forth between the two spirits
"We need to stop those bastards"
>You quickly stride over to the door and try the handle
>Damn, locked
>...You should have known
>The Warden really is taking your timeout seriously
"Hey! Whoever is on the other side, let me out!"
>...Silence
"I'm serious, my herd needs me!"
>...No response

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sun 11 Oct 2015 17:16:35 No.25033270 Report Delete

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>>25031763
Well as a matter of fact
Last thread had 190 replies, so this makes this thread the #22.5

Mythd

Mythd Sun 11 Oct 2015 17:17:57 No.25033284 Report Delete

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>>25033245

"Don't make me break this door down!"
>...Damn, the guard is calling your bluff
>Patty sighs
>"Don't bother, dearie. That door is designed to hold minotaurs, you'll never get through"
>You kick the door experimentally a few times just to make sure
"Then how am I supposed to help my girls? It isn't like I can tunnel my way..."
>Wait a second
>Amber is a shaman
>In touch with the natural world and the elements
>She told you she uses spirits to make deals with the elements...
>You turn to Co and Patty
"I need your help"
>...
>..
>.
>..
>...
>Well, this is easy
"Thanks for getting this earth elemental to help"
>Patty smiles
>"Of course, dearie"
>Co nods
>"It's a shame that the timeout room's tile got so messed up... That was some nice tile"
>That... sounded a little intense
>Before you can comment, a sneeze forces itself upon you
>Patty frowns as you sniffle
>"Poor dear, is the dust getting to you?"
>You rub your nose and nod
"I guess so"
>It could be dust...or it could be earth elemental
>You did promise the elemental that you would 'absorb' it in payment for breaking you out of that room
>A deal which seems to be a win-win for you
>You have no idea what absorbing an earth elemental will do to you
>Patty said 'probably nothing, dearie'...
>...worst case scenario, Co is right and you 'turn into Sandman or The Thing, which would be neato'

Howdy friendos, good to see you all back again

Viral

Viral Sun 11 Oct 2015 17:20:04 No.25033322 Report Delete

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>>25033270
>>25033284
Sweet! Happy to see two of my favorite writers from this thread return.

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 18:24:21 No.25034290 Report Delete

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 18:32:53 No.25034416 Report Delete

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>>25031777
And it will never be continued.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 19:18:40 No.25034959 Report Delete

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Good night bump.
Please survive until I wake up.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 20:04:32 No.25035637 Report Delete

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 20:44:11 No.25036224 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 20:47:13 No.25036268 Report Delete

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>>25033284

>>...worst case scenario, Co is right and you 'turn into Sandman or The Thing, which would be neato'

had a hearty kek at half one in the morning

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Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 21:14:23 No.25036665 Report Delete

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>>25031679
> forgot thread number
> forgot to give thread silly name

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 21:50:45 No.25037109 Report Delete

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>>25036665
Seems to me that everyone lost the right to complain when they let the thread die.

This is the hell you created.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 23:02:00 No.25038252 Report Delete

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Stop killing it ya turd burglars!

R Sun 11 Oct 2015 23:14:45 No.25038458 Report Delete

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Made it back home safely. If anyone has a narration request, I'll go ahead and do it. Not done proofing yet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 11 Oct 2015 23:46:38 No.25039033 Report Delete

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I would like to take this opportunity to mention how unbelievably desperate I am for more LunaMax.

replacement green

replacement green Mon 12 Oct 2015 00:21:57 No.25039605 Report Delete

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>be ANON

You have been in solitary confinement for approximately 10 minutes now.
Why you ask?
You stepped on a crack.
Who knew that ponies took the saying "break your mother's back" so seriously.
So here you are. Sitting in solitary.

Even the warden herself came to your cell, just to tell you how disappointed she was after which she began sobbing and crying begging for forgiveness for saying something so hurtful

So once again
>be ANON
>be humming to yourself while doodling in your coloring book
>you're coloring a giraffe!
>pony moms gonna be so proud!
>you even got it close to the right color this time!
*knock knock*
"Okay anon e mouse, tour time is up. Come with me"
A guard opens the door, and beckons you out.
>"look what I drew Cream!" You giddily say to her.
She takes a look at the picture, and you see her bottom lip begin to quiver, and she gives you a sad look "oh my anon... It's so nice. Who's it for?"
>"it's for my mom! She'll be so excited to see it when I'm out!"
"O-oh... Yes, I think she'll love it w-when you're f-free..."
>you can't help but think to yourself how odd it is the way she's acting. Normally she's more cheerful than this.
>"hey cream, what's the matter? You're not your usual upbeat self!"
She looks like she's about to cry "e-eyes f-forward prisoner. J-just keep walking"
>odd.

replacement green

replacement green Mon 12 Oct 2015 00:32:05 No.25039742 Report Delete

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Continue?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 00:35:02 No.25039776 Report Delete

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>>25039742
Never ask.
Always continue.

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Mon 12 Oct 2015 00:56:51 No.25040029 Report Delete

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Welp maybe this week i'll update some 4k or more of my story
It's been like 2 weeks since I updated it
And I got silly plans for Pancho
And references, so much references of a game I played before.

>>25039742
Yes! I liked that spoiler part

>>25036665
Anon in Pone Prison numbuh 22.5 SEVEN VAGAINAS edition

replacement green

replacement green Mon 12 Oct 2015 01:56:33 No.25040648 Report Delete

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Wonderdul! I'll write more! Just need some more beer first

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 01:58:45 No.25040667 Report Delete

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>>25033284
>"It's a shame that the timeout room's tile got so messed up... That was some nice tile"

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 02:24:16 No.25040926 Report Delete

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>>25033284
>nice tile...

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 03:26:18 No.25041429 Report Delete

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>>25040926
>he doesn't know the tile-fapper
Enjoy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 03:35:44 No.25041474 Report Delete

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>>25031777
You mean this one?
http://pastebin.com/JbuAt35s

I will get to it eventually. I ended up getting hired on for a second job. I have been really busy and haven't had much of a chance for writing because of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 04:55:31 No.25041950 Report Delete

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>>25040648
3much more beer. Sleep tight you drunk bastard...

Viral

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 10:15:10 No.25043623 Report Delete

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Has anyone ever written a "Femanon in pone prison" green?
>jailed because of non-consensual snuggling
>also sexual harassment from accidentally rubbing ponies against her breasts during said snuggles
>gets sent to jail
>other inmates (as well as the prison staff) get easily flustered by her large alien teats
>femanon just tries to be nice and don't understand their reactions to her

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 10:17:34 No.25043634 Report Delete

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>>25043623
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 10:17:36 No.25043635 Report Delete

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>>25043623
>femanon
dropped

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 10:19:51 No.25043646 Report Delete

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>>25043635
Just trying to throw out some ideas to keep the thread alive
Don't rape me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 12:28:25 No.25044424 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 12:48:56 No.25044550 Report Delete

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>>25043635
don't be so insecure bro
you know you wanna see dem green ogre-like tiddys

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replacement green Mon 12 Oct 2015 13:04:19 No.25044654 Report Delete

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Oh god my head. Thanksgiving dinner happened, and one drink led to another. And another. And another. Anyways

Cream slowly led you towards the wardens office. The whole way, you could hear her sniffing, and she refused to talk to you the whole way. You were beginning to feel slightly concerned.

Finally you reach the office, and Cream ushers you inside. She closes the door, and you hear her galloping away, sobbing the whole while.

"Anon..."
>"gah!" The wardens voice caught you off guard, shes so small that you didn't see her face barely poking over the desk.
>"yes mam? I just want to take the opportunity to say that I'm terribly sorry for what I did an-"
She cuts you off "a-anon, I... I" she coughs.
>"is everything okay?"
"YES! Anon, what you have done today has been the worst crime we've seen yet... Intentionally trying to break your own mothers back!"
>wut
"Anon, I have received a command from the princesses, and they demand you be dealt with, so you may never harm anyone again..."
>"okay, what? What's happening?"
"Anon..." She walks out from behind her desk, a baseball bat wrapped in her wings "t-this is for your own g-good"
>cue panic "oh god! No please, I'm so sorry!"
>you back towards the door, and find yourself trapped

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 14:08:56 No.25045122 Report Delete

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>>25044550
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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 15:13:33 No.25045655 Report Delete

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>surprise prison shower bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 15:52:22 No.25046030 Report Delete

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Do you think if kid anon was in kinderquestria, he would be considered so hardcore by pony standard that he would be mistaken for an adult and get sent to prison if he ever did anything "illegal"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 16:21:01 No.25046302 Report Delete

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>>25044654
I bet the griffons did this.

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 17:15:41 No.25046850 Report Delete

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>breakout bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 17:56:31 No.25047305 Report Delete

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>>25044654
Want to see where this is going.

Also hope to see more Mythd or Wand of Inferno soon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 18:59:23 No.25048108 Report Delete

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Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 20:06:52 No.25048934 Report Delete

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rump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 20:50:21 No.25049432 Report Delete

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It saddens me that there is so little action in this thread.

Viral - Hello Old Friend

Viral - Hello Old Friend Mon 12 Oct 2015 21:46:32 No.25050243 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 21:47:35 No.25050253 Report Delete

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>>25050243
Whoops, keep forgetting namefag saves...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 21:54:37 No.25050346 Report Delete

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>>25031679
there needs to be more pictures of Cookies n' Cream

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 22:01:19 No.25050443 Report Delete

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>>25050346
Yeah, there are a few over at derpibooru, but there should be more made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 22:40:13 No.25051012 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 12 Oct 2015 23:34:23 No.25051848 Report Delete

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bump

Schiz

Schiz Tue 13 Oct 2015 00:23:38 No.25052507 Report Delete

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>>25041474
It's one of the main things I frequent /mlp/ for anymore.

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R Tue 13 Oct 2015 00:59:05 No.25052928 Report Delete

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>>25050443
>>25049432
I'll have a go at painting her, hopefully it'll boost the morale of writefags. Sorry I haven't been updating myself. After that trip I took, I just want to settle down with my first love for a bit, which is painting.

Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined.

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test

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 04:18:44 No.25054503 Report Delete

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>>25033284
>not kicking down the door, smacking Hill Stony the Worst Pony upside the head with it (make sure he knows he's worst pony,) saluting the warden with the door and then returning to solitary

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 13 Oct 2015 04:42:18 No.25054596 Report Delete

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>>25045122
TIDDIES
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R Tue 13 Oct 2015 05:36:08 No.25054781 Report Delete

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>>25033284
> 'absorb'
I don't understand. Could be reading this wrong but did anon just snort an earth elemental like cocaine? That's fucking metal.

>Have you ever been so angry you snorted a fucking earth elemental.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 05:38:27 No.25054792 Report Delete

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>>25054781

Cute/10

Good work sir.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 07:31:02 No.25055159 Report Delete

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>>25054781
Nice job, good sir!
Every time an elemental has been involved around Anon it wants to become part of him as payment for some reason. He did end up snorting an air elemental, so... I guess you can say that.

>>25054503
Yeah, I've also been wonder what hell do to him and his gang.
Considering how protective he is of his herd, and that he even gave a threatening warning to Bright Spear when he was about to insult them, I can' imagine him being forgiven.
Then again, he seems smart enough to not do anything that will get him in too much trouble should he retaliate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 08:30:21 No.25055320 Report Delete

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>>25055159
>wonder
>>wondering
>hell
>>he'll
>can'
>>can't
>forgiven
>>forgiving
Wow... I must be tired or something

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 13 Oct 2015 10:25:47 No.25055884 Report Delete

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>Anon is sent to pony prison for a crime he did not commit
>Together with his former unit from the Royal Guard, he breaks out
>They hide out underground in the canterlot crystal caves
>Idunno, you think up what happens next, this is just a less shitty bump

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Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 10:27:45 No.25055899 Report Delete

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>>25055884

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 13 Oct 2015 12:10:04 No.25056628 Report Delete

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>You are Anon
>Horse horse horse
>Now you're in pony jail
>You're hungry though
>So you walk to the kitchen and get some pudding
>Oops you forgot to use the doors again
>Fucking ponies are worse at choosing contruction materials than the fucking japanese
>At least paper is easy to replace
>Silly ponies
>Well they can enjoy putting in new whatever the fuck that stuff is walls
>You open the kitchen door to leave, no sense making the holes bigger
>The door comes off the hinges, the handle dented in the shape of your hand
>Damnit ponies learn some fucking carpentry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 12:31:16 No.25056786 Report Delete

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>>25054781
do you have this without the text

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 13:17:47 No.25057239 Report Delete

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So... What crime (unintentional or otherwise) do you fellow Anons think you would commit to be sent to Pone Prison?
For me it'd probably be public petting (not even the kinky kind) and swearing.
Any brother than can relate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 14:07:26 No.25057700 Report Delete

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>>25033284
Aw, guess no cool points for surviving 24 hours of timeout without breaking down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 14:13:28 No.25057743 Report Delete

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>>25044654
Please fix your grammar and format.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 14:55:50 No.25058187 Report Delete

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>>25057239
Swearing, lying, and Non-consensual hugging

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 15:10:54 No.25058311 Report Delete

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>>25058187
L-lewd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 15:41:21 No.25058632 Report Delete

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>bump in the night

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 15:45:03 No.25058676 Report Delete

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>>25057239
Molestation by unintentionally touching wings.

R Tue 13 Oct 2015 16:34:18 No.25059206 Report Delete

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>>25054792
>>25055159
Thanks mates.

>>25056786
Nope, I tend to paint on one layer when I don't render/ add too much detail. I can easily paint it out though.

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R Tue 13 Oct 2015 16:39:52 No.25059265 Report Delete

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>>25056786

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 17:06:59 No.25059567 Report Delete

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>>25059265
thanks a ton my nigga
its adorable

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 17:53:47 No.25060103 Report Delete

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>>25059265
That's a bomb-ass pic, Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 18:27:29 No.25060474 Report Delete

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>>25059265
She really is a qt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 19:18:21 No.25061126 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 20:05:46 No.25061818 Report Delete

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>holding thumbs for more greens and less bumps

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 20:39:01 No.25062213 Report Delete

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>>25058187
I want a corrupt guard that abuses Anon for his/her sick pleasure. Anon thinks he finally found a pony that he can bro out with without him/her crying and does the stuff to the guard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 20:49:00 No.25062337 Report Delete

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>>25057239

Probably the fucking swearing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 21:10:59 No.25062562 Report Delete

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>>25062337
Yeah, it's just so fucking hard not to.
I just want to ex-fucking-press my god damn self, motherfucker... You know?
Yeah, would definitely get busted for swearing...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 22:45:58 No.25063732 Report Delete

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>>25062213
You know what I'd like?

Literally anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 22:46:50 No.25063746 Report Delete

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Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 23:24:32 No.25064241 Report Delete

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>>25057239
>Anon shows up in the ponyville town square
>Pic related style
>Arrested for public indecency

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 13 Oct 2015 23:35:56 No.25064397 Report Delete

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>>25064241
"But you ponies are all naked!"
>"Well, you aren't a pony, are you? Even minotaurs wear neckties."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 00:26:30 No.25065252 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25065579

You know, it's not just that all the writefags have forsaken us,
it's that they all did so simultaneously.
I suspect they're all the same person.

Also, bump.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 00:32:08 No.25065324 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25065377

>>25064241
>Public indecency in Equestria means not sheathing
>Prison uniforms have no pants
>Sent to solitary for continuing to refuse to sheath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 00:35:31 No.25065377 Report Delete

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>>25065324
that sounds like a b movie grade dystopia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 00:35:58 No.25065383 Report Delete

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>>25064241
>They can't move Anon.
>Won't budge.
>Assesses objectives on dong hit-list

Wand of inferno

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Wand of inferno Wed 14 Oct 2015 00:48:55 No.25065579 Report Delete

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>>25065252
>Tfw you'll never be Mythd
Why live

>>25054781
>>25059265
That's so fucking neato.
Mythd would explode for that

>>25033322
>favorite writers
I-I have mixed feelings about being someone else favorite writer
I didn't expect that

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R Wed 14 Oct 2015 01:01:46 No.25065731 Report Delete

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>>25057239
>Wouldn't give up meat, and will eat anything, duck fetuses, frogs, monitor lizards, dogs, you name it.
>I like painting violence and spooky cool things.
>Normally quiet but will say vulgar things out loud when I get excited.
>I laugh at everything, especially when people get fucked over.
>If the temptation arises, I'll do something mean to someone for the sake of a laugh, even when they aren't laughing.
>Never miss an opportunity to do something really mean to get the last laugh.
>Very perceptive and will laugh at everything else out of the ordinary.
>Hate having friends because it gets in the way of gittin gud at painting and reading.
>TFW It's a pet peeve to get distracted from painting and reading about painting, which would probably make me miserable and angry around Chinese goats.

Jones is the waifu-tier artist that I want to be.

>>25059567
>>25060103
>>25060474
>>25065579
Th-thanks mates. Maybe I'll do some quick stuff to bump the thread with sometime later tonight. Someone got some interesting /r/'s

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 02:00:09 No.25066247 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25066414

>>25065731
Well, we seem to have a few pictures of Cookies out there, even some lewd. But do we have any pictures of our little cuddle-slut just getting cuddles? Like some ultra depraved belly-rubs or era-scritchies? I think your style would be perfect to depict anon debasing Cookies like that in the dark of his cell in the middle of the night.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 14 Oct 2015 02:15:32 No.25066414 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25066951 >>25068873 >>25069459 >>25071885

>>25066247
>Anon pets the pretty pony princess
>Sent to pony prison
>Prolific provision of prisoner ponies provides plenty of possibilities for further petting
>Princess pony ponders news of perverse petting of prisoners
>Poor prisoner ponies must be protected from Anon's pettings
>Princess pony puts petting problem under purview of purple protege
>Anon still has yet to be told about how ponies feel about petting
>To the best of his knowledge ponies just take a while to get used to humans
>Ponies see it more like "stockholm syndrome"
>Things happen for a few chaters
>Pretty protege princess pony's puckered plot is provided pornographic penis proddings

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 03:18:59 No.25066951 Report Delete

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>>25066414
pretty palatable print there, pal!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 06:00:16 No.25067661 Report Delete

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>9
Pretty pathetic page pals...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 08:29:05 No.25068368 Report Delete

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bumping

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Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 09:51:35 No.25068873 Report Delete

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>>25066414
>>Ponies see it more like "stockholm syndrome"
kek'd

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Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 11:21:55 No.25069459 Report Delete

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>>25066414

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Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 11:39:37 No.25069573 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25069627 >>25071287 >>25087528

so I just came back and I found this general I never heard about
which story is over?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 11:47:39 No.25069627 Report Delete

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>>25069573
None of them, I think...
We've been waiting for the writefriends to return to us, which has so far only been Mythd and Wand of Inferno, and only Mythd has contributed.

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Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 13:11:34 No.25070169 Report Delete

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Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 13:18:24 No.25070214 Report Delete

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>>25041474
Wouldn't getting the mare pregnant be a huge plot point? I'd imagine he'd go berserk knowing they were keeping the soon to be mother of his child under study

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 15:03:03 No.25071001 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 15:36:50 No.25071287 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25071448

>>25069573
Mythd's first story is done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 15:54:37 No.25071448 Report Delete

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>>25071287
>perfect thank you

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Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 16:35:50 No.25071885 Report Delete

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>>25066414
Who can blame Anon?
Ponies are for petting and sexual

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 17:23:46 No.25072416 Report Delete

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Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 18:26:11 No.25073172 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25085041

Story idea: Anon owns Prison architect and finds the game modded with ponies in it. Anon then proceeds to lock them in the canteen until they riot and have to be put down non-lethally. Twilight tells him the terrible news and Anon abuses it to his full advantage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 18:29:14 No.25073204 Report Delete

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>"Come on, Anon, let's hit the showers.
>"What? Why not?"
>"Dropping the soap? What are you going on about?"
>"..."
>"Look, if you're that worried about loosing your soap, if you should drop it, you can borrow mine. Okay?"
>"Come on, let's go already!"
>"Ya big baby... It's like trying to get a colt to bathe!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 19:21:11 No.25073789 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25073884 >>25142531

>Breaks out of prison
>By running through the wall
>Drenched in blood from running your head through bricks.
>Shout "Oh Yeeaaaah!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 19:27:11 No.25073884 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25074476 >>25142531

>>25073789
>you proceed to make long speeches in a strange computer-like voice about the mare's rights movement

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 20:18:00 No.25074476 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25142531

>>25073884
>Then you bang cocaine and snort ponies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 21:09:00 No.25075117 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 22:20:05 No.25075903 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25079930 >>25080062 >>25096884

>Instead of a prison, Anon gets sent to an arena as a slave.
>Slaves still treated well, but have to fight.
>Fights are fought with pillows, water-balloons and foam "weapons". Practically "pretend fighting".
>Anon naturally dominates the arena, but tries to be as gentle as possible so as not to hurt the little pones (and whatever other race and/or creature who are also enslaved)
>Becomes friend and leader of the slaves and stages revolt.
>Revolt is just a letter telling their lords that having to fight is hurting everyone's feelings.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 22:58:15 No.25076447 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 23:01:55 No.25076493 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25077013 >>25077197 >>25077813

Who's writing the best green in this general at the moment?

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Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 23:40:28 No.25077013 Report Delete

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>>25076493
only read mythd so far but i loved the shit out of it. would highly recommend.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 14 Oct 2015 23:59:11 No.25077197 Report Delete

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>>25076493
Shardok. Definately Shardok.
Mythd and Wand of Inferno are close behind.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 00:52:03 No.25077813 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25078463

>>25076493
for me it has always been nope

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Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 01:56:48 No.25078463 Report Delete

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>>25077813
Tfw nope is kill
I've been following this general just for his story and he hasn't written in months. Imma cri

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 06:15:46 No.25079754 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25080062 >>25080135

what would norwegian horse prison be like?
surprisingly harsh?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 07:15:40 No.25079930 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25124725

>>25075903
FUND IT!

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Thu 15 Oct 2015 07:57:37 No.25080062 Report Delete

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>>25079754
Horses do not have a norway.

>>25075903
>Anon does not understand the rules for the fights
>Beats his first opponent until they stop moving
>Ponies do not know what do do with him

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 08:14:54 No.25080135 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25080141

>>25079754
Well in Norway prisons, the inmates have access to Xboxes and real metal silver ware, so maybe?

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Thu 15 Oct 2015 08:16:24 No.25080141 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25118978

>>25080135
The wonders of a prison system that focuses on rehabilitation instead of punishment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 10:35:01 No.25080809 Report Delete

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Bump

replacement green

replacement green Thu 15 Oct 2015 13:42:38 No.25082258 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25083374

If I can, I'll write more tonight

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 15:40:07 No.25083374 Report Delete

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>>25082258
coolio

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Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 17:06:11 No.25084478 Report Delete

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Bap.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 17:55:21 No.25085041 Report Delete

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>>25073172
That would be hilarious.

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Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 19:01:59 No.25085738 Report Delete

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Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 20:04:05 No.25086327 Report Delete

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bump

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Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 20:05:06 No.25086339 Report Delete

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Chain gang bump

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Anonymous Thu 15 Oct 2015 21:49:29 No.25087528 Report Delete

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>>25069573
thinking stories get done here

Mythd

Mythd Thu 15 Oct 2015 23:18:57 No.25088728 Report Delete

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Weekend is coming up! I'll be posting soon, I promise

replacement green

replacement green Fri 16 Oct 2015 00:09:00 No.25089571 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25089899 >>25093140

Can't write. Spent past hour puking. Gtg, next wave coming.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 00:28:26 No.25089899 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25093140

>>25089571
>Spent past hour puking.

Was your writing really that bad?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 01:13:53 No.25090700 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25091559 >>25131946

>>25032551
I don't understand.
What is Spike actually doing?
He's not going anywhere. That's a terrible place to row. And he's rowing with a bowl.
He's not sending the water out the window, he's just spilling water onto his table.

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Fri 16 Oct 2015 02:36:18 No.25091559 Report Delete

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>>25090700
Show logic.
Cartoon's logic.

Guys sorry for not updating the story
Homework and 2 test next week aren't helping me
But i'll update this saturday or sunday

Mythd

Mythd Fri 16 Oct 2015 05:37:52 No.25092435 Report Delete

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I'd love to see a green about a pony who's special talent is being in jail, but who is terrible at gettting imprisoned.

"I did a thing"
>"Neat"
"It was illegal, please arrest me"
>"Normally I would, but since you turned yourself in... I'll let you go, just this once"
"Horseapples!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 09:04:11 No.25093071 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 09:25:49 No.25093140 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25093948

>>25089571
>>25089899

Shots fired.

What happened my friend?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 11:38:35 No.25093927 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 11:41:33 No.25093948 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25094756 >>25104440

>>25093140
Just sick was all. Think I ate something bad

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Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 13:41:04 No.25094756 Report Delete

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>>25093948
Hope you feel better soon

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 15:14:22 No.25095514 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 15:35:02 No.25095748 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25096242

>>25039605
I don't get it, is he retarded? Is his mom dead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 16:16:42 No.25096242 Report Delete

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>>25095748
You shall find out on the next episode of.... The green.

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Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 17:14:33 No.25096884 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25097382 >>25101714

>>25075903
im ashamed to give into my edgelord and want a darker, straight up gore and killing version. But fake fights and crying heavily muscled warriors with "boo-boos" is just as good.

>females are dominant in every race
>not uncommon for them to "rent" a gladiator for their own needs after watching them fight
>your brought to a private cell after one of your battles, chained by your wrists to a rather fluffy bed
>eager Minotaur noblewoman rides you cowgirl all night long

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 17:59:15 No.25097382 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25099539

>>25096884
There was a serious gladiator story in the Anonymous in Equestria thread called "By Blood and Friendship".
Pastebin here: http://pastebin.com/2grHXr3h
Doesn't have any noble on gladiator hankey-pankey and it's kinda short though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 18:31:33 No.25097794 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25102652

Hey, i left the generals after the 6/7 one, just after the war between polyfags and monofags. Anything new happened ? Any new good green or shit like that ?
Also where is the lood of C'N'C

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 19:35:18 No.25098531 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 21:05:13 No.25099539 Report Delete

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>>25097382
Oh man, this green, it is truly great. The fight is fluid, and twilight's rant part way through had me falling out of my chair. That writefag knew what he was doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 22:06:50 No.25100484 Report Delete

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>Say nein to page nine

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Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 22:56:31 No.25101167 Report Delete

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ramp

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Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 23:38:34 No.25101714 Report Delete

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>>25096884
I feel like /mlp/ has been moving faster lately

>the crowd cheered like thunder with your swing, always eager for the flashy show of the finishing blow
>a rain of petals,bits, and what you hoped was fluid from drinks brought in to the coliseum
>the fervor of the crowd had alway-
>"GRAAAAUUUUUGH"
"Shut the FUCK UP while im having an inner monologue cow!" *CRACK*
>right, battle, focus on the battle idiot
>it wasnt all that important to focus honestly
>at this point you knew the princesses just enjoyed flaunting their glorious "Beast" in front of all the other kingdom's leaders
>the poor sods thrown in to fight you were each gladiators of their respective nations pits
>you, being the pick for Equestria...as always
>before you came here, creatures such as the ones you fought were myth, things to fear or respect
>that notion quickly died in your mind when the Minotaurs and Unicorns began shaking at the knees before the gate dropped
>the monster of Equestria had become a horrifying fighting legend, which was both good and bad for you
>good, because most fighters were far to shaken to dare fight you unless forced
>and bad, because the ponies considered you far to valuable to ever glance the notion of freedom
>you couldnt bring yourself to care anymore, not for lack emotion, oh no
>if anything youd been warped far to much, it was rather enjoyable now
>beat the competition to a pulp
>return to your cell
>get pampered with food, alcohol, massages, and the occasional much appreciated female
>if you were lucky, one of the princesses would grace you with her "company"
>rinse and repeat
>yes...you were to far gone now
>you were VERY much enjoying this now!

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Anonymous Fri 16 Oct 2015 23:39:34 No.25101730 Report Delete

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Pop Pop bump

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 00:57:06 No.25102624 Report Delete

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bump

Mythd

Mythd Sat 17 Oct 2015 00:59:49 No.25102652 Report Delete

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>>25097794
I finished the C'n'C green and started another, also in a prison Because change is scary. We've had a couple great new writers join up. You should check out Wand of Inferno and Shardok

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 02:46:05 No.25103650 Report Delete

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Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 03:11:41 No.25103842 Report Delete

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ART THOU READY FOR SOME FUCKING GREEN?

>Be Cookies.
>Be back at the prison and freaking out.
“Please Princess. We don’t have time. We need to save him.”
>”Calm thine self, young one. First, thou needst to tell us what happened.”
“We were relaxing after a game of Moonball, a hydra attacked, and Anon ordered us to leave while he held it off. Can we go save him now?”
>”Oh. Oh dear. That is not good.”
>You’re starting to get irritated.
“No. It’s not. NOW CAN WE GO SAVE HIM BEFORE HE BUCKING DIES?”
>You really shouldn’t be raising your voice like that to royalty.
>Or using that kind of language.
>But she does not seem to understand the severity of the situation.
>”We shall leave at once to go find him, but thou should understand something. We’ve seen his dreams. We cannot share with thou any details, but if anypony can handle the hydra, it is him.”
>With that, she flies out the door and out of sight.
>You can only hope she’s right about him.
“Anon…”
>Be Anon.
>Just as you are about to head back, a thought crosses your mind.
>That hydra doesn’t look like it would be more than 1000 pounds, earth gravity.
>And you’ve never had the opportunity to cook with hydra meat before.
>You’re the Motherfucking Sous Chef of LunaMax.
>And you’re taking that hydra back with you.
>You look over into the crater and see a fairly decent sized path that would allow you to easily carry it back up.
“Alright. Let’s do this.”
>You jump down into the crater, sliding down the side.
>Once at the bottom, you carefully approach the hydra and check to make sure it isn’t playing possum.
>He’s dead, Jim.
>It’s pretty difficult to get the angle right, but you manage to lift the brunt of the beast onto your back, while leaving its tail to drag.
“Unf. Ok. Pretty heavy, but not that bad.”
>It feels to be about 150 pounds.
>It sucks, but you’ve carried heavier rucksacks before.
“Well, back to jail.”

Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 03:12:45 No.25103850 Report Delete

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>>25103842

>Be Luna.
>Be searching for the human Anonymous.
>You really hope that he is ok, even though his dreams gave you nightmares of your own.
>You shudder at the memories.
>Oh.
>There’s their sports equipment, Anon must be down there.
>You land and call out to the human.
“ANONYMOUS. ART THOU ALRIGHT?”
>No answer.
>Better start searching for clues.
>…
>…
>…
>After a few moments, you stumble across some blood stains on the ground.
“Oh no…”
>There doesn’t appear to be anything else here.
>You look down into the crater and see…
>Nothing.
“ANONYMOUS!!!”
>Still no answer.
“Anonymous…”
>Tears begin to form in your eyes.
“Fair thee well, Anonymous. Thou wert… a good friend…”
>You fly off back to the prison, leaving a trail of tears in your path.
>Back to Anon.
>What you didn’t see from the top of the crater was that the trail took you out by way of Omaha.
>As you finally get back to the top, you see Luna flying away.
>Maybe she can help you carry this thing if she isn’t too pissed.
“LUNA. HEY LUNA…”
>Damn, too late.
>She can’t hear you.
>Oh well.
>You’re tired from carrying this damn thing uphill, but you can make it.
>Momanon didn’t raise no quitters.
>You find the trail that the group took to get here and set off.

Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 03:13:57 No.25103861 Report Delete

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>>25103850

>Be Cookies.
>Be making a trench in the floor with all of your pacing.
>”Relax, Cookies. I’m certain the princess will find him.”
>You look dejectedly at the warden.
“But what if she doesn’t…”
>”I’m certain that…
>”EVERYONE LOOK, THE PRINCESS IS BACK!”
>You turn towards the door and sure enough, the airlock opens and in steps the princess.
>Without Anon.
“Princess. Where’s Anon?”
>”We could not find him. We’re sorry.”
>She looks just as sad as you do.
“Nothing? Not even a sign of where he might be.”
>”I uh… We uh……… Nope.”
“I-Is there something that you don’t want to tell us.”
>She sighs and looks at the floor.
>Tears forming in her eyes.
>”We’re sorry. The only thing we saw were signs of a struggle. The hydra was nowhere to be found. OH CURSE THE DAY THAT WE CREATED THOSE WRECHED BEASTS!!!”
>So that’s it then.
>You don’t want to believe it, so you don’t.
“Maybe he ran away and is hiding somewhere?”
>Luna just looks at you and shakes her head.
>”No… Th-There was too much…”
>”EVERYONE LOOK! OUTSIDE IT’S… IT’S ANON!!!

Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 03:15:05 No.25103865 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25104310 >>25104395 >>25106259 >>25131934

>>25103861

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HBuZCc3us
>Sure enough, trudging slowly towards the prison carrying a hydra that dwarfs him…
>Is Anonymous.
>[Joyful Horse Noises]
“Open the door, please.”
>As the door opens, Luna rushes out.
>”THOU HAST SLAIN THE BEAST! WELL DONE MIGHTY KNIGHT OF THE MOON PRISON!”
>”Heh. Thanks Luna. Please do not make any more.”
>She actually blushes a bit.
>”We shall adhere to this request.”
>Anon looks over and spots you.
>He looks from you over to all the prisoners watching.
>He drops the hydra and climbs up on top of it.
>”EVERYPONY LISTEN! I HAVE SLAIN THE BEAST! IT WILL NEVER PLAGUE US AGAIN!”
>[Joyful Horse Noises Intensify]
>”PLEASE INFORM ALL THE MEAT EATERS THAT TOMORROW, WE FEAST!”
>[Joyful Horse Noises Slightly Diminish]
>You can’t help but giggle a little at that.
>As he jumps off of the hydra, you rush up and give him a hug.
>He seems slightly taken aback at first, but he soon hugs you back.
“Thank you for saving us.”
>He smiles back and pats you on the head.
>Anytime

For some reason 4chan is being a colossal nigger and not letting me put any spaces in between the various segments.

Mythd

Mythd Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:19:04 No.25104310 Report Delete

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>>25103865
>>[Joyful Horse Noises Slightly Diminish]
absolutely beautiful line

Fantastic, great update!

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:26:54 No.25104360 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25104369 >>25104383 >>25104670

Previously in Anon in Saddle Arabia's prison:
http://pastebin.com/k9TvSFW8

Be Short Fuse
>Be near block 9
>You finally found your uniform!
>Just in time to not be late meeting up with Anon for his tour!...
>Maybe just a little late… hope he doesn’t notice!
>You cheerfully greet each inmate you pass, and they all return your greetings with smiles
>Yeah, today will be a great day. You can feel it
>After walking for a bit more you finally arrive at Anonymous’s cell and knock on the door
“Anon! I’m here!”
>…
“Anon?”
>…
>No answer...
>Isn’t he inside?
“Anon, I’m coming in!” you say as you open the door
>Pancho is the only one here, sitting next to a basket
“Oh… where did he wander off to this ti- oh, there are cookies in that basket!”
>Cookies, your weaknesses!
>...One of many
>Maybe you could…
>No! What if those are for Anon? Or for Pancho? …Or for the both of them. That couldn’t be right of you…
>Maybe asking Pancho…?
“Umm, Pancho… do you mind sharing one little cookie?”
>”…”
“Umm, pretty please?”
>”…”
>Still no response from him
>Well, this is worth giving it a shot
“Don’t say anything if you are okay with me eating one cookie!”
>”…”
“Thank you!”
>With your magic you grab one of the star shaped cookies and start munching it
>So delicious! Whoever made this, you need the recipe from them!
>Or maybe you could use these as rewards!
“Now… Pancho, do you know where Anon went?”
>Pancho doesn’t say or do anything, but a page of the book he is reading flips to the next
>So rude, ignoring you…
“Hmph! Whatever, I’ll find him by myself then!”
>You stand outside Anon’s cell and yell his name. Maybe he was near it? Chatting with some inmate? Or maybe he went outside?
>You yell at the top of your lungs, which is… not so loud
“Anon? Aaaaaaaanoooooooon!”
>…
>…

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:28:10 No.25104369 Report Delete

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>>25104360

>Suddenly, the door next to Anon’s cell opens and Anon stands outside
“Oh, there you are!”
>”Sup Fuse, sorry for not waiting inside the cell. Jenny here wanted to chat for a bit and I thought it would be a good way to kill time”
>Jenny peers her head around Anon and gives you a little shy smile
>”Hello warden”
“Hi Jenny! Sorry for interrupting whatever you two were talking about. Anon, I’m ready to give you the tour… unless you want to chat with Jenny for a bit more?”
>”Well the conversation was getting interesting, but we could chat after the tour. I mean, I really want to know what this prison has. You don’t mind, right Jenny?”
>Jenny shakes her head
>”Don’t worry, I can tell you later more... I could talk to Pancho! If he has time to talk I mean”
“You can keep Pancho company while I give Anon the tour!”
>Anon gives you a minorly concerned glance
>“So Pancho won’t take the tour? It would be us two alone on the tour then?”
>You are smiling more than you want to smile…
”Yup!”
>Anon nods
>”Just let me give Pancho to Jenny, be ready in a second”
>Anon enters his cell, closing the door behind him while you and Jenny stay outside waiting for him
>”So warden, how’s your family’s business doing?”
>Oh Jenny, always wanting to know about business…
“Well, you got a copy of last month’s magazine, didn’t you? They are picking up news-“
>A blood curdling scream wails from Anon’s room
>“NO WAY, HOW!?”
>You quickly open the door and see a concerned Anon staring at Pancho. Anon was with his thumbs crossed in the shape of a cross
“Is something the matter, Anon!?
>”Pancho… the cookies… nine…”
>Oh…. Right, you ate one cookie and now Anon thinks Pancho ate one…
>Should you tell him? …You don’t want to lie or blame Pancho…
“Wh-what’s the matter on this situation, Anon?”
>”Pancho… ate… one… cookie…” you can sense his voice quivering and low

Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:29:49 No.25104383 Report Delete

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>>25104310

Thanks.

>>25104360

Aww shit nigga. It's happening.

Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:30:51 No.25104389 Report Delete

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>>25104310

Also update soon?

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:31:25 No.25104395 Report Delete

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>>25104369

“I… don’t see the big deal with it; I mean… maybe he wanted to try one…”
>Anon slowly turns looking at you with more concern in his eyes
>”F-fuse… you were here in the cell, r-right? Tell me you ate one cookie… please”
>Oh he knows! Or maybe… doesn’t? Is this a mind game!? Time to play the reverse mind game!
“Y-yeah, I was here in your cell but there were only nine cookies… yes, only nine, not ten! And he was clearly eating one when I entered the cell”
>Please don’t use your powers in detection of lies on me now Anon…
>”Are you… are you sure?”
>Anon is sweating even when there is air conditioner…
“W-well, come on Anon! Let’s just start the tour until it gets late… give Pancho to Jenny and let’s keep moving! Our first location on the tour is the prison’s gym!”
>”Maybe lifting can clear my mind…”
>Anon slowly picks up Pancho with his now shaking hands
>Weird. First he was sweating and now he’s trembling… you really need to check this cell thermostat
>You three walk outside and Anon gives Pancho to Jenny
>Jenny picks Pancho with her mouth and thanks Anon, wishing him a good day
>She takes Pancho into her cell and Anon closes his cell door
>”Okay, I’m ready to go” Anon says with a sigh
“Alright, is everyone here? Sound off!”
>Anon looks around the empty hall
>”…Yeah, I’m here”
"Good, that means we can continue. Remember to stay with the group!"
>Anon looks around the still very empty hall
>”You are just enjoying this, aren’t you?”
“Who? Me~? Silly Anon, I’m just saying that for the protocol! Okay, follow me!”
>You turn around and can hear Anon sigh as he follows you
>”Whatever you say, warden”
>The tour begins! Next stop, the GYM!

Welp, I finally update.
Sorry for the long wait.
More tomorrow!

>>25103865
Oh man I'm glad to see your story once more
And yeah... spaces were my problem too.

Mythd

Mythd Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:38:58 No.25104440 Report Delete

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>>25104389
Yup! already have today's update banged out and I'm already working on tomorrow's. I'll post in a few hours. It feels rude to post before the other contributors here get some recognition for their hard work.

>>25059265
Speaking of hard work, Damn! This looks great!
What is that in her mouth? Or... Did you give Cookies a proboscis?

>>25093948
I hope you're feeling better!

Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:41:44 No.25104460 Report Delete

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>>25104440

>Yup! already have today's update banged out and I'm already working on tomorrow's.

[Excited Human Noises]

I also finally have a clear plan for where I want my story to go. Buildup, climax, and resolution. So hopefully I'll be able to shit out green at a more accelerated rate.

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sat 17 Oct 2015 04:42:18 No.25104466 Report Delete

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>>25104440
I feel like what Cookies is holding is a book
You know, to tell some sleep stories?
All she needs is a churro now

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 05:16:43 No.25104670 Report Delete

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>>25103842
>>25104360
Huzzah! So happy to see greens return to this thread!

Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 08:30:11 No.25105679 Report Delete

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Nein nine.

Mythd

Mythd Sat 17 Oct 2015 09:37:05 No.25106067 Report Delete

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>>25033284

Be Hill Stony the Science Pony
>Everything is wonderful!
>Nothing like proving your superiority to help you sleep!
>And that dream!
>/amazing/!
>Even though none of it was real, your body still tingles a little
>You smile and chuckle to yourself
>You can already tell that today will be a day long remembered!
>Another chuckle bursts from your lips
>Anon has been so thoroughly beaten!
>You can't wait to gloat about it right in his big dumb face

Be Spinnerette
>Almost home
>You can't wait to see Anon again!
>Did he miss you?
>...Maybe he missed you enough to give you a welcome-home kiss!
>The thought brings a fierce blush to your face
>You really can't wait to see Anon again!
>Maybe he'll even let you start your hive soon!
>You can't help but speed up a little
>Seeing your mother was great, and it was fun to see your old friends but...
>You miss your new family!

Be Anon
>A sigh of relief escapes your lips as sunlight breaks into your escape tunnel
>You were starting to get tired of pale green light and snorting earth elemental
>With a grunt, you heave yourself out of the tunnel...
>...Right into The Warden's office
>Co phases through the ground next to you and smirks
>"You have the worst luck. You should've turned left at albuquerque"
>You quickly scan the room for The Warden
>...Good, she isn't here
"Shut up, Co"
>Patty sighs
>"Boys, please try to get along"
>Co frowns
>"I didn't do anything"
>You finish pulling yourself out of the hole and look around the room
>The Warden may not be here, but she's bound to notice a big hole in her floor...
>While Co and Patty have a brief marital spat, you do your best to hide the hole
>Co and Patty kiss and make up as you crack open the office door, checking for any wandering guards or inmates
>The coast is clear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A
>Time to move
>You duck out of the door and into the hall
>Co and Patty follow close behind and above

Mythd

Mythd Sat 17 Oct 2015 09:38:08 No.25106072 Report Delete

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>>25106067

>Your cell is damn near on the opposite side of the prison
>The fastest route is through the mess hall, but carries the greatest risk of early discovery
>A detour through the pool or arcade could work...
>The visibility is poor in there, compared to the pool's glass walls...
>It's no contest, arcade is your best bet
>You dash down the hall, heading for the arcade
>Co swings down to fly by your ear
>"We'll go on ahead and meet you there"
>You nod
"I'll be right behind you, let my girls know I'm coming"
>Co and Patty pull ahead of you and dive into the ceiling and floor ahead of you, phasing into the building
>Just before disappearing, Co calls out to you
>"Phrasing!"
>You turn down another hall, the arcade visible at the opposite end
>With a mad dash, you're at the entrance and slightly out of breath
>You dive into the darkness of the arcade and look around
>There seems to be guards everywhere!
>Damnit, you can't be seen!
>The Warden will no doubt move or separate you all if you're caught now
>Time for stealth mode
>You carefully creep and crawl past groups of guards, ducking between arcade cabinets and under oversized prizes
>Inching your way between the rows of cabinets on your belly, the hair rises on the back of your neck
>Someone is watching you
>Your head snaps to the side to see who it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls9JrR1-c8Y
>A pegasus in an orange jumpsuit blinks back at you, confused
>You both stare at eachother in silence for a few agonizingly slow seconds
>The pegasus's arcade cabinet blinks as her character dies
>The deadlock continues
>...
>..
>.
>You slowly raise your finger to your lips, and imploringly wink at the pony
>She just keeps staring at you

Mythd

Mythd Sat 17 Oct 2015 09:39:10 No.25106079 Report Delete

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>>25106072

>...
>..
>.
https://youtu.be/Ii1tc493bZM?t=7
>You slowly face forward again and continue inching your way across the arcade aisle
>Ignoring the mare staring at your back the entire time

Be The Warden
>Be entering your office
>...Something isn't right
>Your desk isn't usually this far forward
>And why was your rug moved?
"Guard Naughty Spanking, I need you"
>The unicorn quickly enters your office, shutting the door behind himself
>"Warden, you have no idea how long I've waited to hear that! You know, spankings can be for good ponies too..."
>You stare at him blankly
"I wouldn't know about that. I need you to use your magic to move my desk back to its usual position"
>The stallion's over eager grin is quickly replaced by a blank stare, mirroring your own
>"...Yes Ma'am"
>He quickly moves your desk back by the wall
"Thank you, that will be all"
>He salutes, nervous under his deadpan expression
>"Yes Ma'am, thank you, Ma'am"
>He salutes sharply and leaves the office with more speed than is strictly necessary
>You step closer to the rug as he shuts the door
>Someone went through a lot of trouble to hide this part of the floor...
>Time to see exactly what it is someone is hiding!

Mythd

Mythd Sat 17 Oct 2015 09:40:16 No.25106090 Report Delete

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>>25106079
Morning folks!

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Sat 17 Oct 2015 10:04:07 No.25106259 Report Delete

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>>25103865
I'm disappointed he didn't kick it down to Canterlot to teach both it and the ones who sent him to jail some manners.
>>25104395
Never trust ponies near food, they are made of lies and cute.
>>25106079
If the warden escapes, do they get punished?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 11:41:55 No.25107725 Report Delete

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kick bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 12:13:14 No.25108689 Report Delete

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>>25106079
>"Guard Naughty Spanking, I need you"

This is the beginning of a porno, isn't it?

>>"Warden, you have no idea how long I've waited to hear that! You know, spankings can be for good ponies too..."

Wow, uh... I didn't think I'd be right...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 13:38:58 No.25110089 Report Delete

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bump

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bump.

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 17:12:51 No.25113233 Report Delete

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>>25106079
>"Naughty Spanking"
Why hasn't this pony made an appearance until now?
This is clearly a future star in the making.

>In sudden need of spanking-centered prison green.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 18:28:27 No.25114078 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 19:28:20 No.25114951 Report Delete

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page 10 bump

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 20:21:00 No.25115593 Report Delete

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>>25114078

Replacement Green

Replacement Green Sat 17 Oct 2015 21:19:03 No.25116271 Report Delete

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>Be anon
>be wheel chair bound
>shit sucks, but hey! You can ride around pretending to be a transformer!
>well, kind of. You're stuck dragging yourself with your hands. Silly pones didn't have actual wheelchairs. Only some gizmo they strapped to your legs.

>"hey Ms. Cream! Are we ready?!" You shout
"Yes anon, yes, I'm here to take you for your daily drag around the compound, now come"
>you drag your rolly legs behind you humming the transformers theme before shouting
>"ROLL OUT"
>This earns you and the guard many states from the other prisoners
"No! Bad anon! Don't disrupt the others" she sternly says whilst spraying you with a water bottle

>'bloody hell, I just want to have some fun in the child show of a world!'

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 22:57:55 No.25117474 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25117581 >>25152408

I'm back! Fuck I missed you guys. Hopefully I'll pick my CMC muggers story back up within the next week or two. I wonder if anyone remembers it; I didn't even finish the intro - writing on a phone was a pain in the ass.
>>25041474
That's excellent news. Well, not that you haven't had many chances to write, but I'm glad you'll do it eventually - I was looking forward to it. We're here forever, after all, so we can afford to be patient. Employment is pretty damn useful.

Shardok

Shardok Sat 17 Oct 2015 23:06:42 No.25117581 Report Delete

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>>25117474

>I wonder if anyone remembers it

I remember it. Please do continue.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Oct 2015 23:49:23 No.25118138 Report Delete

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>>25116271
>Silly pones didn't have actual wheelchairs
>pic related

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 00:54:41 No.25118978 Report Delete

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>>25080141
Actually it's because it's full of people from Norway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 01:55:27 No.25119760 Report Delete

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>>25118138
Probably not sized for humans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 02:45:50 No.25120401 Report Delete

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>>25117581
Eventually. I've bitten off more /tg/ than I can chew, and have like 4 greentexts I've been neglecting, most of which are outlined farther than this one. I can't even remember the names of some side characters I was looking forward to using, and forgot to write down.
Plus I need to catch up on what you and Moose have produced. I've long since given up on reading Mythd's herd story in its entirety.

Did the thing with Anon's adopted son ever get continued? Has Slownon returned?

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sun 18 Oct 2015 04:07:09 No.25121297 Report Delete

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>>25104395

Be Anon
>Be walking side by side with Short Fuse talking about the prison. How the installations work, how many guards work here, usual stuff like if you were a new guard in this prison
>Working in this prison as a guard…. That would be interesting, you can’t lie
>Being the best guard… the most respected! The pay could be enough for the rest of your adventures in this part of this world
>It’s a shame you don’t have the time to work as one
>”Anon, are you listening? Anon!”
“Uh, what?”
>”You weren’t paying attention?”
>Shit, you weren’t. Say something quick!
“…yes?”
>Nailed it
>Fuse pouts
>”Is that a question or an answer?”
“…Okay, I wasn’t paying attention, sorry. What did you say?”
>”I said that we are here!”
>Fuse points you to two big metal doors and the sign in top of them saying ‘GYM’ with the face of an orange bull on it
“Oh good, I’ll open the door for you”
>You stand in front of the two metal doors, but as soon as you try to open them, they are open by someone else from inside
>A big orange minotaur with a brownish loincloth opens both doors
>”KAPLAR!”
>Kaplar?
>”HELLO THERE, LITTLE FELLA! WELCOME TO SADDLE ARABIA PRISON’S GYM!”
>He extends a hand to greet you
>”THE NAME IS IRON CURTAIN! I’M GLAD TO SEE ANOTHER COMRADE MINOTAUR! ARE YOU FROM THE LANDS OF MINTWALLIN?”
“Uh… I…”
>”WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DON’T APPEAR TO HAVE HORNS, YOU AREN’T A MINOTAUR, ARE YOU? OR ARE YOU JUST A FLAT GIRL?”
>Short Fuse moves between the two of you and looks directly at Iron Curtain
>”Iron Curtain, indoors voices please. This inmate right here isn’t a minotaur, he’s a Hyouman. And I can personally confirm he’s a male”
>Fuse’s face freezes up as he tries to comprehend what just came out of his mouth
>”SORRY MA’- I mean, sorry warden, I was so excited to see another comrade, what’s your name by the way?”
>You clear your throat before speaking

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sun 18 Oct 2015 04:08:50 No.25121307 Report Delete

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>>25121297

“I’m Anonymous, Anon for short”
>Once again, Iron Curtain extends his hand to greet you and you shake his hand
>”Well it’s nice to meet a new inmate, come inside and I’ll show you the GYM”
>He then turns to Fuse
>”Warden, this time are you going to try and lift something? OR just keep doing your dances?”
>Fuse comes to his senses and stares daggers at Iron Curtain
>”It’s not a dance! It’s called zumba! And I can go and try lifting weights this time! Hmph!”
>Iron Curtain looks happily to Short Fuse
>”Then let’s get to it! The morning is young!”
>You both nod and enter the GYM, Iron Curtain closing the doors behind you
“So… how did he know we were outside the doors?”
>”He must have been waiting for both of us, I told Yarn Feather to tell him we were going to visit the GYM during the tour!” Short Fuse says with a smile
“Oh yeah, that pony… I wonder if she’s awake by now”
>”Knowing her, she sure would be awake by now!”

Be Yarn Feather
>…
>…
“WARDEN THE TERRORISTS ARE ON THE HI- W..where am I?”
>”Oh you finally wake up Yarn, welcome back!”
>You were unconscious?
“What happened?”
>”Oh nothing big! Just Anonymous got injured by an accident the warden made! There was blood everywhere!”
>Blood… ugh…. Now you remember
>”And you were talking while asleep! Yelling random stuff at the air! You must have had a nice dream!”
>You weren’t. Or maybe you were? Or that is what you can remember… no, you can’t remember much
“What was I saying?”
>”I really don’t know what you were saying. It was almost like another language!”
>That doesn’t sound good
“Uh, can you forget about that? It’s kind of…”
>”Embarrassing?”
“Yes! That!”
>There is a silence between you both and then you remembered something else
>Where was that little charmer by the name of Pancho?
“Hey Bright… where is Pancho? I had more questions for him”

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sun 18 Oct 2015 04:10:11 No.25121325 Report Delete

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>>25121307

>”Oh, must be in his cell with Anon. Or maybe he went to take the tour with the warden! Maybe they went on the tour without him… You should check”
>Pancho might be alone?
>This is the perfect opportunity to get to know him better!
>/MUCH/ better!
>You can’t resist a colt who is in shape
>And Pancho is six sides of sexy
>But...
>Where was Anon’s cell now? The warden never told you
>…Well, he did, but you can’t remember where it was…
>…!
>Block 9! That was it!
>Now the problem is searching around and around… well is better than nothing
“Okay Bright, I’ll go and search for both of them”
>You mutter to yourself under your breath
“Or at least searching for Pancho…”
>Bright Light didn’t seem to hear what you were whispering, so she just added a smile and a nod
>”Sure! Take care Yarn! Don’t do anything dangerous!”
>You’ll keep in mind to watch out for splinters
“Yah. Bye Bright!”
>And with that you exit the nursery and start your search for Anon and Pancho
>…Mostly for Pancho, you can’t lie
“I hope that little glorious creature hasn’t been sad without me!”

Be Jenny
>Be in your cell
“And that’s everything my enterprise has to offer!”
>”…”
>And you are talking with the most attentive creature you ever meet!
>It’s been an hour and this little guy hasn’t said a thing!
>You even gave him some cookies for all his patience and attentiveness!
>He is… covered with cookies and doesn’t seem to be eating any of them…
>Maybe he isn’t hungry?
“What about you, Pancho? Do you work for some enterprise?
>”…”
>Pancho doesn’t say anything
“Any medium-sized business?”
>”…”
>Nothing… so speechless! So amazing! Pancho could be an awesome boss for any enterprise!
“Did I ever tell you about my problems with doors?”
>”…”
“Oh yeah, I didn’t. Well, my neck is so long that I had problems on my cruise and-“
>”chooo…”

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sun 18 Oct 2015 04:11:12 No.25121332 Report Delete

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>>25121325

>You could swear you heard someone yelling outside the cell
“Did you hear something, Pancho?”
>”…”
“Yeah… me neither…”
>You lean back in your chair to keep talking to your little new friend
“Well as I was saying, my neck is so long that-“
“aaaaanchoooo”
>…Okay, that is getting annoying, who is yelling?
”Excuse me a moment, Pancho”
>You stand up from the chair and leave your cell
>You can’t find the source of the yelling, but the voice is getting louder… you can hear it now
>”Paaaaaaaaanchooooooooo”
>Someone is calling for Pancho?
>But who?
>The voice was getting closer and closer…
>…
>”Pancho! Where are you?”
>The voice was coming from a pony. Nothing more than the personal assistant of the warden!
>For what reason could she need Pancho?
>She nearly trots past you, eyes searching every nook and cranny for signs of Pancho
“Oi, excuse me… are you looking for Anon’s friend?”
>She stops instantly
>”You know Anon!? Then you must know where they both are! Especially Pancho!”
>What’s the deal with this pony?
“Yeah… about Anon, he is with the warden on a tour… I think they went to the GYM”
>”OKTHANKSBYE”
>She was about to run again to the direction of the GYM, but stopped…
>”Is Pancho with him?”
“Oh? Oh… no, Pancho is in my cell”
>”Pancho is WITH YOU?”
“Umm, yeah… I wanted to talk with him since Anon wanted to take the tour… but Pancho wanted to hear my stories!”
>The pegasus gives you the biggest pair of sad-kitten eyes you’ve ever seen
>”Can I… stay with you two then? I don’t have anything to do all day”
“Isn’t the warden always needing you?”
>”She… I mean, he is busy right now giving Anon his tour… and well, I could take a break for once… So… ”
>This pony really, /really/ wants to hang out with Pancho…
“Oh where are my manners… my name is Jenny, nice to meet you”

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sun 18 Oct 2015 04:13:34 No.25121353 Report Delete

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>>25121332

>”Oh! Right! Sorry! I’m Yarn Feather. Yarn is fine… Now let’s go, Pancho must be feeling lonely!”
>She dashes into your cell before you can say anything else
>Really, this pony must be plotting something…
>You enter your cell and she is already sitting a little too close to Pancho
>”Pancho, tell me more about you! Pancho, Pancho, Pancho!
>Why you little…
>No Jenny… you are the host…
“Do you want some cookies?”
>”Uh? Oh! Like these Pancho has over himself? Let me taste them…”
>She takes one of the many cookies Pancho has on him with her mouth
>SUCH LEWD MANNERS!
“Y-Yarn! What are you doing!?”
>”Hnr? Oh, just wanted to taste one! These are delicious~”
>You are uncomfortable with the level of bedroom eyes she’s giving Pancho
“B-b-but why the one on top of Pancho!? He was on…”
>”Do you mind that, Pancho?”
>”…”
>Pancho doesn’t complain about the lewd treatment
>He just sits there, exuding masculinity and confidence
>”See! He says it’s okay!”
>And so Yarn takes another bite of cookie…
“S-stop…”
>She then proceeds to lick Pancho’s side
>Pancho doesn’t flinch away
>He practically doesn’t even react!
>He has nerves of steel...
>”Ah~ Tastes odd but good!”
>What is going on in this pony’s head!?
“Can we… talk about something to change the mood? It’s kind of getting….”
>”Hot?”
“Awkward…”
>Yarn Feather gives you a sly smile
>”I was just teasing Pancho… I wanted to make him yelp or something! This always works for the warden!”
>Right… teasing…
>Oh, idea!
“Do you work in some enterprise, Yarn?”
>You can see how Yarn’s ears perk up at what you said
>”Why yes, I do!”
“Mind telling us about it?”
>”Sure!”
>Conversing about work! Always… works!
>This should change the direction of this mood for a few hours…

_
Nighty night, thread.
I'm so... tired.
Well I don't know when i'll update, I got homework all the week and that...
Hope soon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 06:05:34 No.25122083 Report Delete

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>>25121353
Yarn Feather is such a slut.

On another note, if I were pancho I'd go with the giraffe. A tall goat as cute as that is hard to come across.

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Bamb

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>>25121353
>tfw seeing greens in the thread
It's been a good weekend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 12:52:21 No.25124725 Report Delete

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>>25079930
I would have written this, but I'm already writing greens in two other threads (plus writing third thing for a different project) and I don't want to take on more than I can chew.
I wouldn't mind some other writer taking it up though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 15:56:43 No.25127113 Report Delete

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>>25121353
Pancho is such a fucking stud.
Good thing Anon's going for the Short Fuse, 'cause there won't be any bitches left in this prison for him, they all belong to the box pimp!

Anonymous

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>>25121353
Drawings of yarn humping pancho when?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 18:50:28 No.25129867 Report Delete

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I am the one who bumps!

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 19:34:53 No.25130682 Report Delete

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Well, it seems we're back to bumping the thread to keep it alive as we wait for more green.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 19:51:17 No.25130984 Report Delete

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It was nice having some Short Fuse green. I hope Anon gets to rim his delicious girly ass soon.
I also hope LunaMax Anon doesn't accidentally absorb the Hydra's power and become Hydranon.

Anonymous

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>>25103865
I was under the impression that Shardok was kill.
I'm glad I was incorrect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 20:44:57 No.25131946 Report Delete

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>>25090700
Getting water out of the room, onto the table.

Mythd

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>>25106079

Be Amber Ember
>Be with the rest of the herd
>Be very, very warm
>Poor Sandy and Vintl were so scared that they demanded that everyone hide under the blankets together
>...Honestly, you were still shaken enough that you really didn't mind
>The only problem was Libele
>Dragons are naturally very warm beings
>She hadn't talked about it but /something/ had clearly scared her out of her mind
>She was extremely jumpy, and anytime something rubbed against her the wrong way a little eddy of flame puffed out of her
>Of course... with so many girls hiding under thick blankets, it would be warm even if one of them wasn't a dragon!
>"H-Hello?"
>Was that?...
>Vintl, curled up tightly against your neck, shifts a little
>"That. sounded. like. Spinny.!"
>You take a deep, reassuring breath as everyone else holds theirs
"Hello? Spinnerette? Is that you?"
>"Yes, what's wrong? I could feel your fear from outside!"
>Everyone breathes a sigh of relief and Sandy carefully pokes her head out from under the blanket
>"Spinny! Get yerself aboard! Hurry! It isn't safe out there!"
>Everyone scoots to make room for Spinny, and she quickly takes a position between Feygl and Sandy
>"Please, what happened? Why are you all so scared?"
>Happy leans forward
>"Someone, or something, is out to get us!"
>Spinny frowns
>"What do you mean? Why is your fur shaved so weirdly?"
>Happy grimaces
>"It was the only way to get unstuck from my yoga mat..."
>Feygl wraps a supportive wing around Happy
>"Up until I met up with Amber, I thought a ghost was haunting me"
>Vintl raises a shaky hoof
>"Me. too."
>You nod
"We know they weren't actually ghosts because the only spiritual energy I can sense belongs to Co and Patty, my ancestors"
>Libele jumps as the blanket slides over her wings
>"S-Spinny, dear, can you tell us how Anon is doing? We haven't seen or heard from him since he was sent to time out"
>Spinny nods and screws her eyes shut, trying to sense Anon

Mythd

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>>25132264

>"I...I can sense him. He's angry. Really angry"
>You sigh in relief
"Good, that means that Co and Patty were able to reach him. Can you tell where he is?"
>Spinny shakes her head
>"Not exactly, but I-"
>Nearly everyone jumps as a pair of ghostly heads pop out of the bed, bathing everyone in green light
>Patty smiles sheepishly
>"Sorry for scaring you all, dearies!"
>Co grins
>"Good news, everyone! Anon is on his way"
>A ragged cheer goes up
>Anon is coming to save you all!

Be The Warden
>Time to move that rug...
>Grabbing the edge of the rug, you pull sharply
>What the-
>A hole?!
>WHO THE HAY DUG A HOLE IN YOUR-
>What's that?
>A note?...
>You drop into the hole to get a better look at the paper
>'This is not a hole'
>What?
>...Oh
>Well, that's a relief
>Having a giant hole in the middle of your office wouldn't be good at all
>For one, it would be a nasty trip hazard
>Secondly, it would mean someone was tunneling around under your prison which could be a potential escape attempt...
>...
>..
>.
>That clever son of a biscuit
>They almost had you!
>You grit your teeth and pull out your torch from your belt
>Time to see exactly how far this rabbit-hole goes...

Be Amber Ember
>Be poking your head out from under the covers
>Just like everyone else
>You glance down the row of female faces
>The entire herd is staring expectantly at the door
>Anon should be here any minute now...
>You face the door again
>...
>..
>.
>The doorknob just rattled!
>You, along with everyone else in the herd, stop breathing
>The door seems to open in slow motion, light from the hallway flooding into the room...
>...Outlining Anon in a glorious halo of brilliance!
>The herd moves as one, streaking out of the bed and into Anon
>As you reach him, you make a jarring realization
>That glorious halo surrounding him isn't just from the lights in the hall
>His body is a nexus of elemental energies, all fighting and dancing

Mythd

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>>25132286

>Anon stumbles back and falls under the pressure of his girls' group hug
"Are you okay, Anon?!"
>He chuckles warmly and nods
>"I'm fine, it takes more than a little tumble to take me down. How about you all? Is everyone okay? Roll call: Amber"
>You squeeze him a little tighter
"Here... I'm okay, just a little shaken up"
>Anon nods and smiles
>You're glad he wasn't hurt by the fall, but you were really asking about the elements raging in his body...
>"Vintl, good to see you. You okay?"
>The breezie rubs her face against Anon's eyebrow, hugging his nose tightly
>"I. thought. I. saw. a. ghost.!"
>Anon smiles warmly at her
>"Don't worry, you're fine now. Ghosts are pushovers"
>Co grumbles
>"Oi!"
>Anon smiles appologetically
>"Present company excepted, of course. Libele? Feygl?"
>Libele presses her head against the crook of Anon's neck
>"They... They were everywhere..."
>Feygl's wings tighten around the whole group
>"I'm okay. Someone had to be the brave one while you were slacking off"
>Anon affectionately squeezes the mass of girls
>"I'm sorry I wasn't around. Sandy, are you okay? You're shaking..."
>Sandy sniffles
>"I'm okay now, I've got you and Spinny to protect me from getting gobbled by seamonsters!"
>Anon smiles

Mythd

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>>25132305

>"Damn right! Wait, Spinny is back?"
>Spinnerette nods
>"Yes, and there's something I'd like to talk to you about... Whenever you're ready, I mean"
>Anon cranes his neck to look at the changeling that somehow ended up behind him
>"Sure thing, just let me finish role call. Happy, you here- Oh no, what happened to your coat?"
>The nurse bites her lip and starts sobbing into Anon's shoulder
>"Th-This is so embarassing... Couldn't get off my yoga mat and had to cut off the fur!"
>Anon strains his arm around Libele to get his hand close enough to Happy to stroke what was left of her mane
>"I'm so sorry, Happy... I'm sorry, everyone, I didn't protect you all like I should have"
>You smile at him
"It's okay... You're here now!"
>Anon nods
>"That's right, and I'm going to take down the bastard that did this to you all. Let's go into my cell for now, there's a few things I want to discuss"

Howdy folks! Homework is a bitch, but I finally managed to get this update finished.

>>25120401
>I've long since given up on reading Mythd's herd story in its entirety.
aw...

>>25113233
He'll certainly become some kind of star

>>25106259
Yes, she gets bopped on the nose with a rolled up newspaper for leaving her post. It is an ancient tradition and very respected

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>>25132286
>'This is not a hole'
Damn, my sides! Fucking brilliant!

>"Good news, everyone!"
Oh god...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 21:27:47 No.25132613 Report Delete

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>>25120401
Anonfoal 'officially' ended with him getting raped by Cookies N Cream, but anyone can continue it if they want.

Anonymous

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p. 10 bump

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 22:39:15 No.25133533 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 23:49:52 No.25134477 Report Delete

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bump

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Anonymous Sun 18 Oct 2015 23:58:50 No.25134593 Report Delete

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bump

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>>25133533
>>25134477
>>25134593

>"Anonymous, please stop clanking that cup against the cell bars; it's keeping everyone awake."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 00:49:05 No.25135392 Report Delete

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>>25134866
....bumpbumpbumpbumpbumpbump

Shardok

Shardok Mon 19 Oct 2015 01:18:37 No.25135684 Report Delete

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>>25130984

>I also hope LunaMax Anon doesn't accidentally absorb the Hydra's power and become Hydranon.

That would be the opposite of a problem.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 01:24:22 No.25135739 Report Delete

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>>25132398
Fuck, I heard it in his voice too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 01:45:22 No.25135894 Report Delete

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>>25135684
>Be Twilight Sparkle.
>You were just reading your book like a fucking badass, when a shudder ripples through the room.
"Spike, if you're going to masturbate, do it quietly!"
>"It wasn't me, Twilight!"
>You sigh.
>With a pop, you find yourself outside.
>Now, what was all that -- Oh fucking shit, a giant tentacle!
"Not again!"
>You begin to run, but stop when you notice the lack of pain in your various orifices.
>It takes you a moment to calm your shaking limbs.
>You really need to bring up last month's experiment with your psychiatrist.
>Turning around, you find the tentacle encased in ice.
>It's not even attached to anything.
>Must've shattered.
>Glancing over the features of the tentacle, you try to remember your extensive research from a couple months back.
"This must be a hydra. But how...?"
>You wander around out of your home, looking for the rest of the hydra -- or at least some explanation -- when you see a biped standing perfectly still in the distance.
>You hurry forward, and the figure comes into focus.
>Anon?
>But wasn't he supposed to be in prison?
>And what's up with his ridiculous green tights?
"Anon, what's going on?"
>He merely turns to face you, lifting his hands to the sky as hundreds of frozen serpents begin to fall from the heavens.
"What are you doing?"
>You have to strain to hear his whisper.
>"Hail, hydra."
>tfw Anon gains Hydra's powers and ushers in the apocalypse.

>yfw it takes a few of you until you read this sentence to realize that the comma in "hail, hydra" changes its meaning.

Shardok

Shardok Mon 19 Oct 2015 01:49:09 No.25135924 Report Delete

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>>25135894

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vodq_CYtRYs

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>>25134866
>>25135392
Even with bumps you guys give ideas

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 02:40:01 No.25136357 Report Delete

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>>25132381
>>I've long since given up on reading Mythd's herd story in its entirety.
>aw...
I still read bits and pieces, it's just that you update at such an impressive pace that I can't keep up. Maybe if/when it ends I'll take a couple days to burn through the pastebin; the Cookies story in there took me a few to read, and suddenly all the jokes people made about the Bronze siblings made sense.
>>25132613
I missed that part. I'll have to track it down someday.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 02:48:15 No.25136418 Report Delete

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>>25136357
Got you covered.
http://pastebin.com/6yLS7du3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 05:37:46 No.25137286 Report Delete

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>>25121353
Good, good....
Now anon just needs to tease Short Fuse mercilessly.
Come on dammit, they both want it.
Lay it on him, make him blush like a little filly.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 05:45:51 No.25137309 Report Delete

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>>25136418
After it is completed. No point in catching up just to fall behind again, and if I click on that I won't be sleeping tonight. The painkillers are already wearing off, and I'd rather be asleep before they're done.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 08:30:24 No.25137988 Report Delete

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>>25135894
fucking kek'd!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 11:03:42 No.25138843 Report Delete

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>>25137286
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 12:29:28 No.25139348 Report Delete

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After work bump

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Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 15:04:56 No.25140527 Report Delete

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p.8 bump

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>>25139954
>"That's my pony!"

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Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 17:13:00 No.25142134 Report Delete

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>>25059265
Hey Rat, why haven't you updated this?
https://www.behance.net/gallery/27264359/Inmate-Horse-Story-Doodles

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 17:42:06 No.25142531 Report Delete

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>>25073789
>>25073884
>>25074476
Are these references to something?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 18:51:54 No.25143332 Report Delete

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bump

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Anonymous Mon 19 Oct 2015 22:09:04 No.25145862 Report Delete

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>Be Anon.
>Be in prison.
>It's pone prison, so it's not that bad really...
>Inmates are all really nice.
>Guard is wet for you.
>Pretty sure the warden is gay and wants some of that HMD.
>Could be worse.
>At least they let you out of solitary.
>They locked you away after you made a lewd and lascivious comment about a fellow prisoner looking "cute".
>That was a big no-no apparently.
>At least now you could bump again.

Mythd

Mythd Mon 19 Oct 2015 23:34:56 No.25147000 Report Delete

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>>25145862
Be Guardpony #582
>RED ALERT, RED ALERT!
>Anon escaped solitary when one of the guards foolishly opened to door to give him fresh air!
>Who knows when or where the human will strike next?!

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rump

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 03:03:02 No.25148851 Report Delete

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p.bed bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 04:15:19 No.25149314 Report Delete

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>this general is nothing but bumps

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 04:38:14 No.25149416 Report Delete

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>>25149314
It used to be content but then many writefags left. I think they are all ded now.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 20 Oct 2015 05:45:44 No.25149681 Report Delete

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>>25149416
>>25149314
Spooky ghost bump

>You are Anon the ghost
>In ponyland
>In ponyland jail
>They arrested you for being a skeleton
>It's all a frame job, but they won't listen
>They're all wearing earmuffs "to block out skeleton puns"
>You don't even know any puns to tell them
>Because you're a ghost
>And ghosts don't have a FUNNY BONE in their bodies, it's a well known fact

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 08:00:48 No.25150197 Report Delete

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>>25149681
>Ghosts also don't have legs, just a spooky ghost tail.
>Guess that's why you weren't able to stand up for yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 08:19:06 No.25150269 Report Delete

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>>25150197
>You try to tell them this, but nobody believes you
>They should know that ghosts are terrible liars
>If you were telling a lie they would just see right through you

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 10:46:12 No.25150877 Report Delete

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>Anon gets released from prison
>Realizes he has no job and misses how well he had been treated as a prisoner
>Next day, the warden is informed by the guards that there has been a break-in at the prison
>They find Anon in his old cell/room, talking about how he missed everypony
>Warden is confused

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 12:43:59 No.25151528 Report Delete

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>prison-snuggle-bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 14:04:32 No.25152202 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25152266

Would snuggling the warden earn you more prison time for molestation, or less time for good behavior?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 14:12:18 No.25152266 Report Delete

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>>25152202
It depends
If the warden REALLY likes it, then he/she wouldn't want you to leave the prison
Because the warden would like more snuggling

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 14:15:08 No.25152288 Report Delete

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>>25152266
>Becoming personal snuggler of qt pony warden
I can live with that

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Tue 20 Oct 2015 14:18:30 No.25152314 Report Delete

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>>25152288
>Be Anon
>In the dungeon under canterlot castle
>Ponies put you in here after you petted the big blue princess one
>Princess pony keeps coming to visit you for more pettings

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 14:20:25 No.25152324 Report Delete

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>>25152288
Speaking of which, there was a story where Anon's cellmate was involved in some shady doin's with the warden.

What ever happened to that one?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 14:31:21 No.25152407 Report Delete

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>>25152324
Can'r remember that one... Must have missed it...

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 14:31:25 No.25152408 Report Delete

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>>25117474
I remember your story. But does anyone remember when I made it lewd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 15:43:17 No.25153111 Report Delete

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boop

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 16:49:19 No.25153871 Report Delete

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I wish more artfags visited this thread.
I gots me a cravin' for cute huggable guards!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 18:04:09 No.25154804 Report Delete

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>>25152408
How lewd are we talking here?

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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 20:56:36 No.25156791 Report Delete

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>page 9

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Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 21 Oct 2015 00:50:56 No.25159773 Report Delete

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>Anon ends up in ponyland
>Ponies see him as strange new species of ape
>Anon keeps going into houses when he needs things
>They discover he can open doors, nowhere is safe from this creature
>Puts ponies outside when they bother him
>Gets sent to animal themed pony
>Puts animal themed pony outside
>Puts animal pony back outside, this time tied to a fence
>Ponies eventually put him in a zoo

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 01:13:02 No.25160039 Report Delete

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>>25159773
>Anon puts all animals outside of zoo
>Claims zoo for himself
>Ponies too busy dealing with wild animals to take it back
>Chaos reigns

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 01:49:27 No.25160435 Report Delete

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>>25160039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmn9asN-8AE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 03:18:51 No.25161371 Report Delete

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>>25104440
It's a tool she uses to silence inmates. aka a story book.

>>25142134
Haven't had the chance too. Decided to reformat my computer since I came down really sick during that pretty bad Typhoon and my internet was being a shit as a result anyways.

third world problems.
tfw fever and general soreness has finally gone down after 3 days, feels good man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 09:30:55 No.25162899 Report Delete

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>>25162894
>pretty bad Typhoon

lando?

R Wed 21 Oct 2015 11:37:46 No.25163525 Report Delete

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>>25162899
Aye.

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 13:42:20 No.25164321 Report Delete

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 14:45:29 No.25164920 Report Delete

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>>25163525
Hey, I didn't know we had Lando Calrissian in here. Everyone give a big hand to the first (and almost only) black man in the Star Wars universe!

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 16:07:54 No.25165690 Report Delete

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I would so trade cuddles and snuggle-time for favors, like extra desserts or having breakfast brought to my cell.
It might make me the prison's whore, but I would have everyone wrapped around my finger.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:17:35 No.25167323 Report Delete

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>wubs

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 19:31:17 No.25168142 Report Delete

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 20:04:03 No.25168634 Report Delete

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>>25163525
aking nigga

dontshootme

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 21:06:25 No.25169532 Report Delete

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>>25132286
>"I...I can sense him. He's angry. Really angry"
Anon on the warpath.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:09:47 No.25170508 Report Delete

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:15:32 No.25171422 Report Delete

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>>25170508

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:59:11 No.25172048 Report Delete

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>>25154804
It was only a paragraph (the thread was about to die) but the cmc "struck a deal" with Anon and lewd was heavily implied.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:49:21 No.25172673 Report Delete

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>>25162894
So everything's going to be fine right? You're going to be able to upload all the images you've drawn right?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 02:08:50 No.25173407 Report Delete

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Cryokine

Cryokine Thu 22 Oct 2015 02:44:11 No.25173656 Report Delete

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>>25169532
>Anon on the warpath.
Oh goody. I picked a good time to catch up.
>>25164920
>the first (and almost only) black man in the Star Wars universe!
Fuck you, fuck Disney, and fuck Lucas; the EU is canon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 02:45:25 No.25173667 Report Delete

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>>25172048
I have vague recollections of this, but I wasn't planning on writing CMC lewd in this thread
>>25173656
>left my name on
How embarassing.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Thu 22 Oct 2015 02:56:57 No.25173736 Report Delete

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>>25173667
>Anon is jailed for refusing to lewd the CMC
>"How could you leave those poor fillys in heat?"
>Ponyville takes neglect of its children seriously
>Anon is treated as the lowest scum in prison
>Name calling during exercise time
>Is not given a nightlight or bedtime story
>Is not allowed a cellmate
>He does not even know they're trying to make it hard on him
>Maintains that lewding the CMC "Would be weird" and continues to refuse to lewd younger ponies
>Much anxiety from Anon's pony friends
>Twalot goes full FRIENDSHIP over it
>Ponks is the only one who accepts his choice, due to her mastery of the fourth wall
>ect ect

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 06:40:53 No.25174769 Report Delete

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>>25173736
I think I read that one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 09:59:29 No.25175499 Report Delete

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>>25173407

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 11:25:11 No.25175979 Report Delete

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>Pony prisons have a maximum sentence time, determined to be only for the worst of the worst criminals.
>despite his initial crime being minor, Anon's sentence keeps being extended due to crimes commited in prison (non consentual petting, refusal to sleep during nap time, ect...) and soon his sentence is about to pass this limit.
What's a good warden to do? You can't let such an unrepentant criminal lose, but to keep them in such horrible conditions so long...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:45:59 No.25176539 Report Delete

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>>25175979
>Warden decides it's time to get serious
>Has Anon brought to her office
>Puffs out chest-fluff to show who's boss, scrunching her nose for added effect
>Tries to get Anon to realize how serious the situation is
>Anon just picks Warden up and start nuzzling her chest
>He then proceeds to blow a raspberry on her stomach
>Anon receives Equestria's first life-time prison sentence
>Warden visits him regularly for more cuddles

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 14:36:35 No.25177380 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 15:35:39 No.25178046 Report Delete

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>>25177380

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 17:07:29 No.25179096 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 18:21:04 No.25179945 Report Delete

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>>25179096
Well that just describes me to a T

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 18:21:09 No.25179947 Report Delete

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>>25179096
This is actually a relevant image for this thread.
Anon is a beyond black rated inmate, with a wing of the prison made specifically for handling him.
Inmates sent there are never the same again...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:40:40 No.25180822 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:52:23 No.25181571 Report Delete

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>Be pony in human prison.
>This place is horrible, just horrible!
>They only get three basic meals a day, with no dessert of any kind...
>Your bed is hard and stiff, and you have to share the room with three other people...
>And worst of all... they won't stop touching you!
>Every last human in this place keeps petting you every time you pass by! It's pure torture!
>No matter how many times you tell them to stop, they just keep going. They keep saying you're too adorable, and fluffy, and the noises you make are too cute!
>Dear Princess Celestia: GET ME OUT OF HERE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:57:18 No.25182259 Report Delete

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 22:15:25 No.25182529 Report Delete

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>>25179096
Dear god in heaven. Not the boop!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 22:58:08 No.25183034 Report Delete

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>>25182529
>boop

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 23:48:15 No.25183610 Report Delete

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good night bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 01:56:34 No.25184864 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 05:24:50 No.25186024 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25186427

PRISON DIET

It's like a prison riot, only less tasty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 07:25:56 No.25186427 Report Delete

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>>25186024
Fuck that noise, they can't take our tendies

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 10:28:13 No.25187322 Report Delete

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>>25186427
They already did. We never had enough good boy points.

>>25172673
Aye. Just need to gather the motivation to look back in the archives for some of them, kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:03:19 No.25187903 Report Delete

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>>25181571
Didn't even mention the group showers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:05:55 No.25187922 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188135 >>25190278

>>25187903
>You will never be a pone in human prison
>Being surrounded by thieves, rapists and killers
>As they take turns washing you in the showers
>Constantly rubbing your belly

Why go on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:44:16 No.25188135 Report Delete

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>>25187922
I-I want to be the little pony

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:21:15 No.25189032 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:04:12 No.25190130 Report Delete

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>>25188135
If I was transformed into a pony, I would probably let others get cuddly with me.
No homo, fam

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:14:15 No.25190278 Report Delete

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>>25187922
What a great way reintegrate dangerous prisoners.

Give each and every one of them a cute little pastel pony.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:17:26 No.25190327 Report Delete

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>>25190278
Isn't there a thing like that at some prisons, but with dogs instead?

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:20:08 No.25190359 Report Delete

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>>25190327
Yes.

Imagine how much more effective it would be with pastel mares.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:48:11 No.25190717 Report Delete

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>>25190359
They'd be too busy fucking them to commit more crimes, that's genius!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:04:18 No.25190942 Report Delete

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>>25190717
I see a problem with this.
People would start committing crimes just so they could go to prison and get their own pastel pony to care for and fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:12:53 No.25191791 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:26:20 No.25191993 Report Delete

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>Anon, the first human in Equestria, is sent to prison
>later, a lot more humans start appearing
>due to Anon's bad first impression, they're all treated as criminals
>none of them even notice
>one by one, they're arrested on trumped-up charges
>soon, most humans in Equestria are in prison
>around monkeys, never relax

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:55:25 No.25192298 Report Delete

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>>25191993
>eventually there isn't enough space in their prisons, so they just send them all to an island

>Australia In Equestria General

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:09:26 No.25192459 Report Delete

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>>25190942
Shit, I didn't think of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:22:04 No.25192583 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192620

>>25192459
They should just bypass the whole prison thing and just give EVERYONE a pone!
Oh wait... I'm allergic to horses... Fuck!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:25:04 No.25192620 Report Delete

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>>25192583
>mares are very huggy, affectionate creatures
>whenever out on your own you have to actively avoid them or they'll be all over you, causing a severe reaction
>throat closing, choking as more and more mares pile on, hugging you to death

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:34:33 No.25192721 Report Delete

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>>25192620
It's more along the line of constantly sneezing, itchy throat and bloodshot, puffy, sticky, itchy-as-all-fucking-hell-goddamn eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:38:59 No.25193427 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:09:21 No.25193742 Report Delete

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>>25103842
I know this sounds stupid, but when you first mentioned Hydras I immediately thought of Molgera from Wind Waker. They'd just be flying from crater to crater.

Yeah I know what a Hydra is but Anon fighting Lunas pet Molgeras on the moon looked cooler in my mind than Anon fighting Lunas pet Hydras.

I can just imagine Anon saving Cookies' by slicing one of them down the middle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:13:17 No.25194494 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 23:20:24 No.25195297 Report Delete

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Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 23 Oct 2015 23:37:06 No.25195491 Report Delete

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>>25193742
>You are Anondolf von Hitler, CEO of Germany's largest paramilitary force, HYDRA
>HEIL HYDRA
>You were in ponyland setting up a splinter base when a bunch of the Ponice came in and arrested you and all your workers
>Apparently they have something they call "OSHA"
>It's some kind of esoteric building code where you have to do weird things like put lids on vats of toxic goo
>So now you're all in pony jail
>Hans unt Fritz are in the library trying to figure out the local building codes to prevent this happening again
>Josef is trying to recruit some of the inmates, so as to make this not a complete setback
>So far he's managed to recruit half the non-human prisoners, three ponies in total for your cause
>Unt you are writing a report for the Fuhrer on the situation
>He will not be pleased by this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:25:03 No.25196040 Report Delete

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emergency bump

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 02:04:14 No.25196942 Report Delete

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>page 10

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 04:25:34 No.25198039 Report Delete

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>>25196942
>again

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 07:34:21 No.25198684 Report Delete

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>>25195491
What would a pone prison's equivalent to a white supremacist gang be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 08:31:54 No.25198940 Report Delete

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>>25198684
Unicorns calling earth ponies mud ponies and pegasI birdbrains

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 09:36:50 No.25199250 Report Delete

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>>25198940
I kinda see pegasi as being most racist, since they're the only pony race with cities only pegasi can live in. (Without constantly getting a cloud-walking spell)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:45:18 No.25200535 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:57:30 No.25202311 Report Delete

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>>25200535

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 13:05:09 No.25202444 Report Delete

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>>25199250
I figured more along the lines of them seeing the other races as a novelty when they actually encounter one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:43:06 No.25203665 Report Delete

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bumper

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:37:03 No.25204453 Report Delete

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>>25203665

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:40:39 No.25205248 Report Delete

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>Go to jail card

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:55:57 No.25206310 Report Delete

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>>25205248
bampu

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:21:07 No.25206661 Report Delete

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>tfw no cute greentext of Anderson-pony-ville prison camp, filled with tents and sleeping bags all across the grassy-campground.
>Guards punish misbehaving ponies by removing their pillows before they sleep.
>The Raiders are replaced with a band of ponies that jump fresh fish by starting a pillow fight before they an be given their own pillows.
>Prisoners that cross the "Sleep Line" are sent to bed immediately and are not allowed supper.
>Anon is put into Anderson-pony-ville and gathers a band of fellow inmates and begins an operation to dig out of prison in the blanket/pillow fort they've built.
>When they're finally out, they're chased by the Diamond Dogs and returned "home".
>Then they put the Raiders on trial and they're sentenced to no-desert for the rest of their stay, a harsh punishment.

I really need to watch that movie again.

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Wand of inferno Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:06:54 No.25207355 Report Delete

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>>25128372
This is all you'll get for now.

Wand of inferno

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Wand of inferno Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:14:05 No.25207456 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25207632 >>25207990

Also this.
For the lack of Greentext, I hope 2 pictures are good.
I'm not sleeping today for homework... and if I get enough energy I'll update something.
It's coffee time.
Also, this pic is not a spoiler, my drawfriend just gifted me this pic.

This is the 16th picture of Short Fuse, but I really feel bad at not sharing them, because spoilers...
Or what? Should I just go nuts and share all of them?

Viral

Viral Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:27:41 No.25207632 Report Delete

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>>25207355
Look at that smug bastard.

>>25207456
Do you have any spoiler-free pics of him somewhere?
As long as you keep writing the green, I'm satisfied without spoilers.

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:44:19 No.25207849 Report Delete

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>>25207632
Well I upload everything in Derpibooru

Viral

Viral Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:53:05 No.25207971 Report Delete

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>>25207849
You have made me a happy man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:54:16 No.25207990 Report Delete

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>>25207456
disgusting

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:33:37 No.25209411 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:36:12 No.25209439 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25210398 >>25210771

Well, we're down to about one update per week now.

This thread is basically dead and all those stories I liked will never be completed.

That sucks royal balls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:02:06 No.25209688 Report Delete

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>>25132381
Well, Anon's going to be earning his black outfit soon enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:56:15 No.25210398 Report Delete

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>>25209439
RIP in peace.

Mythd

Mythd Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:26:15 No.25210771 Report Delete

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>>25209439
>>25210398
Been busy all day, writing now! Sorry for the delay, all

Mythd

Mythd Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:13:38 No.25211275 Report Delete

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>>25132381

Be Anon
>Be in your cell with your girls
>They are all crowded around you on the bed
"Alright girls, we're going to go kick some ass in a few minutes but first there are a few things I want to do. Vintl, you know how you can't cuss anymore?"
>Vintl nods sadly
>You beam her a grin
>Time to see if the placebo affect can overcome magic
"Well, you can't curse with words you already knew but maybe... Just maybe, you can say /new/ curses"
>Vintl tilts her head at you
>"What. do. you. mean.?"
>You raise your finger
"There is a human cuss that I haven't heard here yet, so I don't think it exists here. Come in close, I don't feel right saying it too loudly"
>Vintl frowns
>"You've. never. been. afraid. to. cuss. before...."
>You nod
"Yeah, because those words weren't this one. Come over please"
>Vintl smiles and nods happily
>"Okay.!"
>Once she settles on your shoulder, you lean your head over and cup your hand in front of your mouth to hide it from the other girls
>She leans in eagerly
>You whisper a gibberish word in her ear and pull away
"That word can be used anywhere in a sentence. Try it out!"
>Vintl screws her eyes shut in concentration
>"Faggot."
>She blinks in surprise and tries again
>"Fuck."
>You hide a smile and pretend to sigh
"Damn, looks like you can't say it... but it looks like you can use regular curses if you try saying that word instead!"
>Vintl beams and giggles
>"Fuck. fuck. fuckity. fuck. fuck.! Fuck. a. duck.! Bastard. son. of. a. bitch.! THIS. IS. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.!"
>Vintl jumps up off your shoulder and vigorously hugs your ear
>"Thank. you.!"
>You nod slowly, careful not to make her lose her grip
"My pleasure"
>You smile broadly at the rest of your girls
"I also made you all portraits!"
>You reach into your pocket to pull out the neatly folded pieces of paper...
>...But find nothing
>You must have dropped them during your escape
>Shit

Mythd

Mythd Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:14:46 No.25211283 Report Delete

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>>25211275

Be The Warden
>Be carefully traveling through an underground tunnel
>You found some papers earlier, but couldn't really look at them in the cramped space and with your torch in your mouth
>Maybe they're a map that leads to burried treasure?
>...Probably not
>The last time you found a treasure map, you found Sandy's secret eyepatch stash
>You round a corner and squint down the tunnel
>That... looks like light!
>You're almost to the end of the tunnel!
>Breaking into a canter, you quickly make it to the opening
>It takes a few attempts, but you manage to pull yourself into the room above the tunnel
>...This looks like the timeout room
>You glance around
>Crayons, papers....
>You pull out the papers from earlier to confirm your suspicions
>...
>Curses!
>These works of art confirm that the worst-case scenario has happened!
>Anon tunneled out of timeout!
>That's it, you're upgrading him to Red status!
>You bang on the room's door
"Open up! Anon has escaped!"
>Someone shuffles around outside
>"Nice try, Anon! You can't fool me!"
>You don't have time for this!
>Anon needs to be punished!

Be Spinnerette
>Anon pulls his hands out of his pockets and sighs
>"Sorry girls, looks like I lost the pictures I drew for you all during my escape..."
>Feygl smiles warmly
>"It's okay, I'm sure they were great"
>Amber nods
>"And it's the thought that counts"
>Anon smiles weakly
>"Yeah... but still, sorry"
>...
>..
>.
>No one is speaking
>Now is the perfect time to ask Anon about your hive
>Your belly is instantly filled to the brim with butterflies
>And not the happy, pretty kind
>These are the kind of butterflies that could scoop up a pony and carry it away
>These butterflies simply did not appreciate being in your belly, and wanted out!
"H-Hey Anon?"
>Oh no
>Oh sweet hivemother, he's looking at you
>"Yeah, Spinny?"
>Your belly is doing flips
"I was hoping..."
>The butterflies /really/ don't like your belly flipping like that
>He smiles warmly at you
>"Yes?"

Mythd

Mythd Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:23:46 No.25211391 Report Delete

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>>25211283

>You take a deep breath
>Here goes nothing!
"...Could I start a hive? They could help protect the herd and I really /really/ want one! You wouldn't have to worry, changelings reach maturity really quickly so it wouldn't take much work, and I can handle it all on my own if you want and..."
>The butterflies are frozen
>You feel cold
>Anon is just looking at you
>Oh please say something!
>Please say yes!
>Sandy wraps you in a wing, the physical contact surprising you and making you jump
>"Please Anon? Let her form a hive?"
>Anon takes a deep breath, nodding slowly
>"I... guess it would be alright. Especially if it will help keep everyone safe! But... This seems like a family decision... girls?"
>Feygl shrugs
>"Sure, why not"
>Happy nods slowly
>"While having a changeling hive around would normally make me really nervous... I trust you"
>Amber nods and smiles
>"Changelings produce numerous rare components for alchemy that I simply could not afford, I'm fine with it as long as I can get some samples every now and again"
>Libele smiles sweetly
>"I won't stop you from being happy"
>Vintl stamps her tiny hoof against Anon's shoulder
>"Don't. be. a. faggot., Anon."
>Anon lets out a chuckle
>"Well... I guess that settles it!"
>The butterflies are gone and forgotten in an instant and you rush at Anon
"Thank you thank you thank you! Thank you all!"
>Anon chuckles again, wrapping an arm around you
>Your body reflexively coats your mouth with pure love and emotion as you crane your neck to give Anon a big kiss
>Once Vintl recovers from being knocked off Anon's shoulder, she starts cheering you on

Once again, sorry for the delay all! Happy weekend! woo!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:56:58 No.25212584 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:57:15 No.25212588 Report Delete

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>be anon
>imprisoned for asking what kind of tea 'sweet tea' is
>now they force you to drink green tea
>could be worse

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:59:35 No.25212619 Report Delete

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>>25211391
D'aaawwww

Now let's go fuck shit up.

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>>25211275
>"Fuck. fuck. fuckity. fuck. fuck.! Fuck. a. duck.! Bastard. son. of. a. bitch.! THIS. IS. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC.!"

I've been waiting for this ever since she began drinking that potion.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:07:31 No.25213395 Report Delete

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>>25211391
TIME FOR HORRIFYING ALIEN ISOLATION SHIT

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:40:13 No.25214141 Report Delete

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>>25213395
>Be anon.
>Be sneaking into the cafeteria.
>Throw noisemaker into group of guards.
>They all gather around it, eager to discover what's making all that racket.
>An ominous clunking and thumping comes from the ceiling above, as something makes its way to the nearest open vent.
>A threatening hiss precedes a small, jet black, quadrupedal creature, its legs, horn, and wings covered with small holes, and its big eyes a uniform blue.
>It quickly bounds over to the source of the noise, causing the guards to scatter in fear at the sudden appearance of this alien creature.
>It sniffs and paws at the odd device, investigating the unknown thing with a fervour reserved for those still first discovering the world.
>After a few moments of tense silence, one of the guards approaches it.
>Sensing their approach, the creature faces towards them, ears folded back and legs tense, ready to fight.
>They try to back away, but it's too late.
>An ear-piercing scream is the last thing the guard hears as it charges at them, jumping onto their face and biting their ear.
>The guard screams and runs about in a blind panic, smacking into chairs and tables while his buddies do the same.
>Meanwhile, you're already on your way out the door, arms overloaded with cups of pudding.
>Today was a good haul, and you'd make sure to give that little scamp extra for the excellent work.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:49:08 No.25214213 Report Delete

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>>25214141
Fucking kek.

Oh man, Anon better enlist his nymphs in all kinds of crazy shenanigans.

I know I would.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:51:02 No.25214830 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25215522

>>25211391
anyone know if the pastebin has been updated?

Mythd

Mythd Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:04:07 No.25215522 Report Delete

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>>25214830
It has been. Original pastebin reached 496/500kb so I started a new paste "Anon's Prison Herd Continued"

http://pastebin.com/kc1xYcb3

>>25213395
Yup, going to need to watch an Aliens marathon before I really get to that section

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:12:40 No.25215930 Report Delete

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>>25214213
Just in case anyone wants this as a wallpaper

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 12:18:37 No.25216970 Report Delete

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bmp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:38:28 No.25217739 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:37:58 No.25218401 Report Delete

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ding dong

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 16:03:30 No.25219325 Report Delete

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>>25206318

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 17:59:51 No.25220682 Report Delete

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>>25217739

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:15:05 No.25220848 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25220884 >>25230104

>>25213395
>>25214141
>>25214213
i want changeling fun more than anything

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:17:40 No.25220884 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25220914 >>25230104

>>25220848
Human on changeling fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:19:12 No.25220902 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25221437

>>25219325
Aren't there more of these pictures?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:20:28 No.25220914 Report Delete

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>>25220884
And the result of said human on changeling fun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:03:08 No.25221437 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25221675 >>25222460

>>25220902
Haven't seen many pics of her, on derpibooru at least.
She doesn't seem to have a name either.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:21:09 No.25221675 Report Delete

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>>25221437

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:19:11 No.25222414 Report Delete

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>>25221675

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:22:43 No.25222460 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25222489 >>25226410

>>25221437
No name? Not even something like Heart Stopper or similar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:25:02 No.25222489 Report Delete

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>>25222460
Not that I could see, at least

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:19:24 No.25223216 Report Delete

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 22:38:23 No.25224123 Report Delete

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:50:00 No.25224966 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:46:39 No.25225593 Report Delete

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>late night bumping

Wand of inferno

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Wand of inferno Mon 26 Oct 2015 02:10:42 No.25226356 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25227385

Sorry for not updating this weekend guys...
But uni is hard right now
It has been a tough week

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 02:18:46 No.25226410 Report Delete

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>>25222460
Ask mlpg, she's their invention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 08:11:20 No.25227171 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25227362

>tfw only two stories
Hopefully we can get more, or at least these will be finished before the general dies for good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 08:12:01 No.25227175 Report Delete

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 08:52:17 No.25227362 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25231706

>>25227171
I've seen many generals go through extremely slow periods and I'm hoping this is just one of them.
If not, it has been fun while it's lasted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 08:57:26 No.25227385 Report Delete

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>>25226356
>uni is hard right now
B-but... I thought Uni was a girl...

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 09:21:28 No.25227466 Report Delete

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>>25220914
Holy shit so much

I can only get so erect

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 11:18:42 No.25228058 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25228797

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 12:55:18 No.25228797 Report Delete

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>>25228058

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:18:47 No.25229571 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 14:58:57 No.25229886 Report Delete

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>>25229571
Pony prisons need more shaming boards.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:23:09 No.25230104 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25231019

>>25220848
>>25220884
>>25220914
>pictured is anon with his children
>all 100+ of them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:32:05 No.25230808 Report Delete

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>>25229571

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 16:55:03 No.25231019 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25232924

>>25230104
He either drowns in them, or uses them as an invisibility cloak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:59:28 No.25231706 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25234551

>>25227362
I am a writefag that usually writes for random ideas I pick up from random threads, and there are ideas I would write for this thread but I usually procrastinate or uni comes up.

If it gets too slow I can write some shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:01:29 No.25232490 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:31:54 No.25232924 Report Delete

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>>25231019
>"Kids, come here, your mother's coming, I need to hide!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:04:49 No.25233375 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25233917 >>25235122

>>25207990
Are you gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:41:09 No.25233917 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25236698

>>25233375
>Gay
B-but Short Fuse is a MALE!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:20:57 No.25234531 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:22:29 No.25234551 Report Delete

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>>25231706
Pone Prison General's destiny may one day rest in your hands anon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:24:01 No.25234577 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:15:34 No.25235122 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25235703

>>25233375
my favorite meme

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:09:50 No.25235703 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25235773

>>25235122
Shut up and have sex with the horse Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:17:58 No.25235773 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25235817 >>25237975

>>25235703
i aint fucking no faggot horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:21:38 No.25235817 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25235826

>>25235773
Yeah, but you're a faggot man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 23:22:17 No.25235826 Report Delete

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>>25235817
Play nice...

Wand of inferno

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Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:16:14 No.25236405 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25236550 >>25236572

>>25121353

Be Short Fuse
>Be in the prison GYM
>Be trying to use your magic to lift one weight
>And you are sweating and tired
>This is true misery
>When will Anon get tired of this?!
>It feels like you’ve been here doing weights and abdominals with Anon and Iron Curtain forever!
>At least Iron Curtain was impressed that you tried lifting this time
>Well, using your magic counts, right?
>Anon was in his rhythm, lifting not one, but two weights of 20 ounces in each hand!
“I still can’t believe you can handle so much weight Anon!”
>Anon stopped counting so he could answer you
>”Oh? It’s no big deal, back in my world I used to lift daily. It just became a habit for me”
“Impressive…”
>Iron Curtain’s ears perk up and he comes closer
>”I like your spirit Anon, I really do. Not everyone in the prison just tries to lift 20 ounces; most can’t even lift 10 ounces!”
>Anon was slowing his rhythm, maybe he got tired?
>”Oh really? I thought some of the prisoners at least lifted… I mean, there is that dragon that helps the chef... Fray was his name if I remember correctly”
“Fry… isn’t the type of dragon to lift. He’s more of a calm one, like I told you before; he spends his time reading books”
>Good thing the library is fire-proof…
>”I bet Fry could lift at least 15 ounces if he wanted to!” said Iron Curtain barely managing to maintain an indoor voice
“Yeah, if he wanted. But the prison GYM is optional for everyone. So that’s that”
>Anon continued counting from zero again. Such determination…
>”So Anon, sorry for interrupting your counting but I’m curious, where are you from exactly? The warden said you were a ‘Homan’, right?”
>Once again, Anon stopped counting out loud and answered Iron Curtain while still lifting”

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:29:33 No.25236550 Report Delete

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>>25236405
1 and a quarter lbs? Woah, Anon's got me beat...

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:31:57 No.25236572 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25236593

>>25236405

>”I don’t know if told you that I came from another dimension or world. But where I came from is called ‘Earth’, and it’s a very different place from this world. And I’m… I was questing to find a way back to my home world, but it’s been a couple months already and I’m losing hope”
“Anon…”
>”Oh, sorry. Sometimes I forget that I’m the only human in this place… Makes me think … why me? Was it… destiny? I can’t find the reasons. It seems…. Hopeless. But I really don’t care anymore… The past is in the past, right?”
>Iron Curtain drops his weights on the ground in that instant and grabs Anon’s shoulders with his hands
>”Don’t you DARE lose hope, Anon! What if there is a chance? Even the most tiny opportunity, you must never lost hope. If you work harder to get something, you’ll get it. Anything is possible, comrade!”
>You move closer to Anon and look at him in the eyes, secretly grateful for an excuse to stop lifting that infernal weight
“What Iron Curtain is saying is true, Anon. There is always hope! Even if you can’t see good things in your future, that doesn’t mean they aren’t there! Hold on to hope…”
>”The darker the night…”
“…The more glorious the dawn”
>…
“And, even if you don’t find anything… you have us… You could stay with us if…”
>Anon lets out a big sigh and interrupts you
>” Like I said, it’s all in the past, I don’t really care anymore. If it happened for some reason, it happened. Can we get back to the training?”
>[Urge to hug Anon intensifies]
>Iron Curtain smiles apologetically at Anon
>”You really… are a tough guy. I’ll never talk about this again or bring up the topic of homans again. I’m sorry”
>Anon continues lifting his weights while talking with Iron Curtain
>”What about you, Iron? Where are you from?”

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:33:53 No.25236593 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25236616

>>25236572

>”Oh well, I’m from the very north-east of here, in a place very forgotten called Dorama. There lives the rest of my family, and we are quite numerous! Some have really good skills in magic!”
“Some of your family members still use those ugly purple robes? Those things have been out of fashion for centuries”
>It seems you caught Iron Curtain off guard with your comment, and you catch a flash of anger in his eyes
>”Hey! Watch that! Those robes have magic in them!”
“…Still out of fashion”
>There it was again, those eyes of ‘I swear to my minotaur god if you don’t stop I’ll…’
>You just stick your tongue comically out at him
>Right, you were the warden… but when it comes to fashion, you really had to say your opinions!
>Anon stops lifting and puts his weights on the floor
>”Welp. I’m tired of lifting… Fuse, can we go to the next part of the tour? I want to see all the prison in one day, if you don’t mind”
“Sure Anon, we can go to the Spa next to relax from the training”
>”Ah, that’s cool. I’ll go put on my prison clothes; it was nice lifting with you, Iron Curtain”
>”Same, comrade! you can visit the prison GYM whenever you feel like it, I’m always here. Except when I eat lunch of course”
>Both of them high five each other and Iron Curtain leaves both of you
>”I’ll change first if you don’t mind, Fuse”
“…Sure, I don’t mind! Just… are you... okay?”
>”…”
>Anon stares at you for a moment but then quickly turns around to the opposite direction
>”Warden, forget about /that/ conversation we had before, okay? That never happened”
“O…okay”
>He turns around again and says a simple “thanks” to you. You could feel depression in his tone…

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:36:01 No.25236616 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25236899 >>25245874

>>25236593

>And with that he went to the lockers to change clothes
>…
>Was Anon… holding back tears?
>Well, if you were in his position… if you were in his world… like he is in yours…
>…
>Just thinking about being the last one of your species in a world who you don’t know…
>Trying your best to look for clues of why you are here…
>Missing your family, friends, everyone from your world…
>All the achievements you made so far… everything gone…
>A few tears spill out from your eyes
>…If Anon isn’t going to cry, at least you should cry for him…

_
Heya guys.
Quick update, tomorrow moar

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:44:52 No.25236698 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25236794 >>25240165

>>25233917
Yeah but he's a trap, a sexy trap.

Now stop being a faggot and start fantasizing about unleashing your load inside of that tight femboy booty.

Wand of inferno

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Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:55:55 No.25236794 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25236817

>>25236698
If only my drawfriend could do nsfw...
Oh wait, he can.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 00:57:34 No.25236817 Report Delete

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>>25236794
C'mon then, faget!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:06:03 No.25236899 Report Delete

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>>25236616
https://youtu.be/znWCBpWFYPU?t=1m22s

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 02:54:47 No.25237684 Report Delete

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Before sleep bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 03:56:32 No.25237975 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25239419

>>25235773
It's only gay if balls touch anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 07:03:05 No.25238664 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25240728 >>25242235

Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:24:47 No.25239419 Report Delete

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>>25237975
Its, only gay if the guy isn't hetero or Bi.
Otherwise, if they both have a dick, its gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 12:40:02 No.25240165 Report Delete

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>>25236698
Way ahead of you, Anon.
>Lewd thoughts bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 13:52:44 No.25240728 Report Delete

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>>25238664

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Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 14:17:25 No.25240921 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25241644

>>25207990

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 15:51:31 No.25241644 Report Delete

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>>25240921
You sure do, little warden, you sure do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 17:05:36 No.25242235 Report Delete

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>>25238664

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 18:22:50 No.25243105 Report Delete

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>Anon is warden of pone prison
>Tries to handle inmates with a firm but fair hand
>Inmates thinks he's frighteningly strict by Equestria standards)
>Anon puts trouble-making inmates in timeout in their cells for 2 hours!
>And no desert, plus early bed time for a week!
>Anon gets accused of immoral treatment of prisoners
>As he clears out his office, he looks sadly at the plates of homemade cookies he was going to give the inmates to cheer them up after making it through their punishment like champs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 19:44:20 No.25243977 Report Delete

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bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 20:56:00 No.25244923 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25245860

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:06:37 No.25245860 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25244923

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:07:55 No.25245874 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25245941

>>25236616

Be Anon
>Be drinking some water after the training session at the GYM
>You really said things that you never wanted to say
>Really, like… Caring about being the last human…
>You cared before, now you don’t. Crying doesn’t get you anywhere
>At this point everyone from your world has probably forgotten about you
>Or maybe you were erased from the continuity of your world and you never existed there
>That… that doesn’t make you feel better
>…
>Whatever... It’s no use thinking about that, just move on your new life
>…Or maybe you were here to start from the beginning?
>…It’s no use thinking about this, it just doesn’t matter…
<Hey, at least now you forgot about Pancho and that disappearing cookie
>…So that’s what I was trying to forget… God damn it narrator
<I just wanted a line in this chapter. Sorry!
>…Let’s pretend you didn’t hear that
>Ugh, you really need a shower after this training; good you weren’t using your prison uniform. But still, you were sweating like a pig
>At least the Spa will calm you
>Okay, prison uniform on…
>And just in time, Short Fuse comes into the locker room as you finished putting on your uniform
“Hey Fuse, sorry for taking so long! You can change if you wan-“
>Short Fuse tackles you with an unexpected hug
“…Short Fuse, are you… okay?”
>All you could hear were whimpers and sighs
>What is the big deal?
“Fuse… is something the matter? Why are you-“
>”Mmmhffmm…”
>He was muffling words in your chest…
>Still whimpers…
>You can’t help but hug the unbelievably huggable creature back
>The embrace between both of you is… warm
>Well of course genius, you both were sweating from the training…
>But something… something wasn’t right…
>Why is Short Fuse crying all of the sudden?
“Fuse? Are you… okay?”
>”…”
>Still no clear answer

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:13:34 No.25245941 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25246005 >>25247072

>>25245874

>...Maybe he really wanted a hug?… but that doesn’t explain the crying...
>…
>..
>.
>..
>…He slowly breaks the hug and stops crying
>You two look at each other in the eyes
>This pony…
“Feeling better?”
>”Mmhmm…”
“Well… get into your usual warden uniform and let’s go. I’ll wait with you here”
>You take a seat nearby while you wait for him to change
>It seems that your words were doing something to Fuse; he stopped crying and was just staring very blankly at you…
>Oh but now he’s undressing...
>A pony undressing… it’s kind of silly
>Fuse gives you a playful smirk
>”Are you enjoying the show or something?”
>That cheeky little…
>Two can play at that game!
“Why yes, I am. Care to dance a little while undressing? Slow dances are best”
>You caught him completely off guard, and he blushes fiercely
>”I-I’m not a tail lifter!”
“Oh? Don’t worry, you can be a stripper!”
>”What’s a… stripper?”
>Oh great, ponies don’t know what it means to be a stripper. You could…
“Well, back at my world a stripper was someone who worked with clothes and they…
>Short Fuse stares blankly at you again…
>”I could… be your stripper then, if you want”
>Okay, you are playing with fire now…. There is a line where you should stop and you have clearly passed it…
>…but let’s keep going and see what happens!
“Mind undressing slowly then?”
>”If that’s… what you want…”
>Using his magic, Short Fuse starts removing his shirt
<Lewding the warden? Whoa Anon, way to go!
>He removes his shirt a little self consciously
>He’s even worse when he starts removing the shorts
“You can stop, I was just teasing you. Just put your clothes on and let’s go to the Spa”

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:17:49 No.25246005 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25246116 >>25247072

>>25245941

>You were about to get up of your seat but Short Fuse shakes his head firmly, still blushing hard
>”You asked for this and you’re going to take this. You aren’t leaving until I’m done!”
>Using his magic, he stops you and forces you back to your seat
>Damn it, you were feeling really heavy… you can’t move an inch with his magic blanketing you like this… he really is good at magic
<So you wanna play with magic? Boy, you should know what you’re falling for
>GO AWAY KATY PERRY, THIS ISN’T THE TIME
>With his magic focused on you, now Fuse has to remove his shorts with his hooves…
>And he is so damn close to you...
>You gulp and watch as he slowly removes his shorts
>He gives you a good view of his butt and tail…
>And now he removes each one of his socks one by one
>This is fine… everything is fine…
>Short Fuse finishes undressing and comes really close to you…
>Oh come on! Ponies can’t be that lewd! Right? ….Right!?
>Short Fuse slowly approaches your face
>You are sweating… not for the training session for sure…
>He goes to your ear and takes a breath before whispering to you something
>”Now you’ll watch me dress me up. S l o w l y. . . Starting with my lower uniform part”
>YOU NEED AN ADULT
<Short Fuse IS an adult!
>SHIT
>His tail moves along your while Short Fuse starts to give you bedroom eyes
>”I can be your personal stripper, anytime you want~”
>N-No homo right?
>”Now… I think I got a better idea”
>With a portion of his magic, Short Fuse levitates his uniform and puts it in between your legs
>…What is he going to-
>”Maybe /you/ could help me dress up? Join the act, come on~”
>…
>Act…?
>He thinks… this is an act? Oh god this pony is a good actor
>”Come on, we don’t have much time, time is gold Anon~”
>You feel like your arms aren’t heavy anymore… you can move them now
>He wants you to dress him...
>”Come on, start”

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:26:36 No.25246116 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25246152 >>25247072

>>25246005

>Both of you are blushing, but he doesn’t want to stop right here…
>You grab the pants of his uniform and Short Fuse nods at you
>”Ah, nice choice Anon”
>He turns around and raises one hoof near your leg
“Fuse… I…I…”
>Fuck it, this isn’t too lewd and you are enjoying this. To hell with it, why not?
>You grab his leg before starting to dress him
>Short Fuse yelps out a quiet ‘eep’
>Bloody bastard…
>This will be over soon… you focus your strength in doing this and-
>”Hey warden before you two guys go I forget to-“
>…
“…”
>”…”
>…Shit
>Well… this is awkward
>”By Markwin I didn’t know you two were so close each other…”
>Short Fuse is red. Not just red… He is the red!
>”I-I-I-IRON CURTAIN! THIS ISN’T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! IT’S JUST… AN ACT! WE WERE ACTING FOR…”
>Well, this was your fault. Maybe you should help him
“We were acting for a scene for the new guard recruits… You know, this… is a scene against a terrorist! And what Short Fuse is doing is that he is the hero of the act that locks the bad terrorist in the prison!”
>”That doesn’t… explain well…”
“Acts are for art! Do you know art? Do you? No? Then, you’ll never know the message of this act!”
>Yeah… the message is never try lewding the warden…
>”If you… say so… I’m… okay, that’s an act! Of course I knew! Pff, I knew the warden was dramatic, but that was seriously something different!”
>Short Fuse magic stops holding you down and you stand up
“Well, now the act is done. We are going to the Spa now! Right Fuse? Right! Cya later Iron Curtain!”
>”Well I’ll see you laaa-“
>With haste you pick up Short Fuse and run outside the prison GYM, no matter the warden didn’t put all his clothes on
>”Laaaaaateeeer Iron-!”

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:28:46 No.25246152 Report Delete

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>>25246116

Be Iron Curtain
>The warden ran away with Anon without you giving him the message…
>The mail guard arrived with a letter just for Fuse
>This letter seems important… the mail guard seemed really desperate
>Well, since Fuse is taking a tour with a new prisoner… Maybe giving the letter to someone else who can deliver it to him later would be a good idea
>But who?
>…
>Oh right, his personal assistant…
>But where was she now?
>Ugh, you never want to close your GYM, but for today you’ll do it
>Well, if you didn’t find her, you could always put the letter in the warden’s office
>Hmmm, wonder what the letter says?

_
Heya guys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 22:37:43 No.25246274 Report Delete

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>>25246152

Viral

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>>25245941
>>25246005
>>25246116

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 00:22:33 No.25247492 Report Delete

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I- I want to lewd the pony...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:23:59 No.25248064 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25246152
you lost me
bailing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 01:41:00 No.25248248 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25248904 >>25249780

>you will never suck Short Fuse's dick

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 03:02:22 No.25248904 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25249780

>>25248248
>you will never tickle his fuzzy balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 05:18:52 No.25249585 Report Delete

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locked up bump

Anonymous

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Quoted By: >>25250221 >>25250728 >>25252890

>>25248248
>>25248904

Well, uh... I'm just gonna... Bathroom-- shower-- yea, sure... Jesus... M-muh dick...

>You will never tenderly fuck his cute little ass.
>You will never give him a reach around while you do it.
>He will never moan his girly little high-pitched moans as you ram into him over and over again.
>He will never cry out for you to make him your little mare.
>You will never cum inside of his tight, girly butt as he cries out in pleasure.
>You will never fall asleep with him-- dick in ass; arms wrapped around him in a loving embrace.
You will never lightly nibble his little ears as you tell him you love him before drifting off to sleep.

>You will never bury your face in his balls, feeling the soft, warm sensation of his nuts against your face-- inhaling his scent deeply as you taste him with your tongue.
>You will never listen to his cute little gasps as you mercilessly tease his cock.
>He will never cry out your name and try to warn you as he gets close, even though you can easily tell by the way he feels in your mouth.
>You will never wrap your lips tightly around his shaft, tasting every last drop of his sweet, sweet cum as he lets himself go inside of you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 08:11:00 No.25250221 Report Delete

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>>25249780

Anonymous

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>>25249780

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 12:46:07 No.25251504 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25251885

You guys are really conservative with post usage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 13:51:37 No.25251885 Report Delete

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>>25251504
Warden only lets us post after they've payed in belly rubs.
Fluffy pony bellies are very distracting...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 14:56:22 No.25252354 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25253729

bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 15:59:50 No.25252890 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25249780
>Not being able to glaze qt trap warden's ponut
The pain is real...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 17:17:16 No.25253729 Report Delete

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>>25252354

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 19:04:12 No.25254888 Report Delete

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Bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:26:13 No.25255792 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25255971

Booty bump.

Anonymous

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>>25255792

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 20:55:43 No.25256077 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25256447

>>25255971
U-unf...
I've never been so gay for someone before.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 21:35:52 No.25256447 Report Delete

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>>25255971
Best bump I ever did do.

>>25256077
Yea, I uh... Just yea. Me too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:42:41 No.25257124 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25257144

>>25255971

This is unacceptable.

His butt is nowhere near my face.

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:44:28 No.25257144 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25257189

>>25257124
Small pony cannot reach your face with their butt.
They can however, reach your butt with their face

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:45:39 No.25257161 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25257327 >>25257601 >>25259164

>>25255971
>blatant trace

You and/or whoever drew that please drink paint.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 22:47:43 No.25257189 Report Delete

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>>25257144

Horn up ass action.

Anonymous

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>>25257161

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 28 Oct 2015 23:27:11 No.25257601 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25258313

>>25257161
https://static1.e621.net/data/52/55/525505e2d88b5051f6343b863439d382.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 00:26:47 No.25258313 Report Delete

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>>25257601
Daaaaaaaaaaamn

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:34:27 No.25259107 Report Delete

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Bump

Anonymous

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>>25255971

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:39:42 No.25259164 Report Delete

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>>25257161
Why should i care if it's traced?
It's an extra picture of at least meh quality, so i count it as a good thing

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 01:56:51 No.25259319 Report Delete

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Well, about 8 posts till bump limit.

New thread when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:50:22 No.25260018 Report Delete

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Whoever is making the new thread,
Don't forget the silly edition.
I would make it but I'm on my cellphone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 03:55:45 No.25260048 Report Delete

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>>25260039
>>25260039
Get in here

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