Gonna try something
>Not a minute had past and yet you're already bored at this assembly.
>Blah blah blah, we learned something from the Friendship Games, yada yada yada, we should all learn friendship from Sunset and Twilight, Principal (formerly dean) Cadance would drone on the gymnasium stage.
>Heh. Learning about friendship from that sperg.
>The girl who couldn't make a friend if the world depended on it.
>And also became a demon at the Games, which may or may not have partly been your fault.
>Whatever.
>You are Indigo Zap.
>By far THE coolest, hottest and most athletic girl not only at Crystal Prep, but also in the entire world.
>You're not much to brag...oh what are you saying. You can't help showing off your awesomeness.
>BECAUSE YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF AWESOME (seriously, open a dictionary and look for the word 'awesome'; you'll find your picture in there)
>"You should seriously consider getting your head out of your ass and paying attention, Indigo," says Sugarcoat.
"Whatever, Queen Buzzkill."
>"What was that?"
"Nothing."
>Fucking blunt ass bitch, killing your vibe.
>Whatever. She'll never get on your level.
>Principal Cadance continues to go on and on about the dumbest shit.
>You slouch even farther into the bleachers, nearly falling in.
"Oh my God, when is she gonna stop," you mutter to yourself. "This is so boring..."
>"I really agree with Principal Cadance," says Sour Sweet in her disgustingly sweet voice. "We really should be more friendly and caring towards each other!"
>Wait for it...
>"Fuck that shit, I hate you all and I hope you all die," she says in her disgustingly sour voice.
>There we go.
>"Jesus, Sour Sweet. Did you forget to take your meds again?" says Sunny Flare.
>"I always forget to take my meds..." she says, defeat in her tone.
>"Because they make me feel like a fucking zombie."
>"You should seriously consider taking your meds, Sour."
"And you should seriously consider shutting up, Sugartits."
