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Satyr Abomination Thread #132: Trick or Treat Edition

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 16:58:41 No.25166261 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25166448 >>25172647 >>25206766

PREVIOUSLY ON THE CRIMES AGAINST NATURE PROGRAM
>>25134984

>What is this thread about?
Half human and half pony/other Equestrian species offspring.
>What are the rules?
There are no thread specific rules, do what you want.
>What is the continuity (world/characters/attributes)?
Whatever you want it to be. Everything is a variable, there are no absolutes. Characters, names, genders, personalities, relationships, backgrounds, writing style, genre. If you want to know the common headcanons of certain characters, read some stories or ask the thread.

Searchable Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyr
Story by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5
Author List:
http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECq
Satyrs by Parent:
http://pastebin.com/uBqbm6eq
Dropbox
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/d94jlx7pgl5gg34/AABM4w-okI70GyrbCsVNee9Ga?dl=0

Need some proofing done? Or want to throw ideas around?
Add one of the Skypes below!
bolding.aie

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 17:04:21 No.25166325 Report Delete

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I want to see more of Melody as a ninja.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 17:14:14 No.25166448 Report Delete

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>>25166261
Needs more cummies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 17:18:06 No.25166512 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25166576

>Shortcake & Pogo get into a baking contest. Who wins?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 17:23:21 No.25166576 Report Delete

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>>25166512
The town. Free food.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 17:29:37 No.25166655 Report Delete

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>>25166325
>Not daredevil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 17:39:13 No.25166811 Report Delete

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>>25166655

>Daredevil
>Not Maredevil

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 17:44:04 No.25166868 Report Delete

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Thistle needs to wear the apron.I bet it's slim and narrow size would do wonders showing off her voluptuous body

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DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 17:57:59 No.25167079 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25167140 >>25167438 >>25172349 >>25174065 >>25176368

Man, I just rediscovered and reread parts of Lunaguy's "In Search of of Mother". it's so well written and entertaining that I want to do a comic of it but it's so long...I just know taking on a project that big would be too ambitious.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:02:24 No.25167140 Report Delete

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>>25167079
>Anon never asked for this
It would be for anyone. The easiest thing would probably draw your favorite scenes out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:03:53 No.25167156 Report Delete

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>>25167140
>Just the scenes
This. Stick with the small stuff. If you think you can handle bigger loads, I'd say try.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:06:55 No.25167189 Report Delete

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>satyrs have a very strange reproductive system which results in them ALWAYS giving birth to TWO offspring: a full pony and a full human

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:07:42 No.25167203 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25167214 >>25167232

>>25166868
Is that a bump on her apron?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:08:34 No.25167214 Report Delete

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>>25167203
>her
that's Spike, bruv

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:09:27 No.25167232 Report Delete

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>>25167203
That's Spike and it's his penis.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:29:46 No.25167438 Report Delete

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>>25167079
>I just know taking on a project that big would be too ambitious.

Time for some motivation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnpTWKKWQ1o

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:43:27 No.25167598 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25167634

How does each satyr pass the time in their own individual way that doesn't involve anything lewd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:46:40 No.25167634 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25167645 >>25167663

>>25167598
The Flutterfamily naps. If they aren't doing something, they're napping. Where do you think Gizmo gets it from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:47:42 No.25167645 Report Delete

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>>25167634
Lazy bums

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:49:47 No.25167663 Report Delete

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>>25167634
Fucking welfare queens.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:50:47 No.25167674 Report Delete

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>>25167645
Considering all the shot they have to put up with, I'd say they've earned it. Animals, chores, school, extracurriculars, friends, saving the day, and their mother's screaming of pleasure at night? Could YOU put up with all that without a nap? Plus, they look so cute when they pile up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 18:57:27 No.25167742 Report Delete

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>>25167674
I'll give you how cute they look, but what about Pogo and Darcy? I bet they do all that and still have stuff to do before bed time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 19:11:15 No.25167901 Report Delete

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>>25167742
>Fluttershy hooks up with a MormonAnon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 19:26:26 No.25168082 Report Delete

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I ship older guy satyrs with younger girl satyrs.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 19:51:33 No.25168432 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25168858 >>25169371

this place is dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 20:19:34 No.25168858 Report Delete

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>>25168432
>Satyr gets their drunkest they've ever been. What words are said? What actions are made? What regrets linger on forever after their drunken haze?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 20:56:04 No.25169371 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25169463 >>25169726 >>25170339 >>25175015

>>25168432
how would Yuzu's mother react to her experimentation with alcohol?
since we all know her father would just take advantage of her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 21:01:57 No.25169463 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25169530 >>25170208

>>25169371
>implying everyone subscribes to your fetish headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 21:06:14 No.25169530 Report Delete

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>>25169463
This. Yuzu is pure and loves her daddy very much. Platonically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 21:18:09 No.25169726 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25169991 >>25170339 >>25174583

>>25169371
>we all know her father would just take advantage of her
Is it really "taking advantage" if they already fuck like rabbits daily?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 21:35:49 No.25169991 Report Delete

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>>25169726
Shitty headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 21:50:38 No.25170208 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25170498 >>25170766

>>25169463
To be honest, I don't like the idea of a long term parent x child relationship. They often intermingle with herd fetishes, which I'm not really keen about. A short one-shot story about it, yeah, my urges wouldn't really mind. But not something consistantly. I'd much rather read something with relatives, like Darcy and Utah or Pogo and his twin sisters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 21:58:31 No.25170339 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25170766

>>25169371
>>25169726
Or maybe they have a normal, platonic relationship with their parents/siblings, with no lusts or desires for them.
Just to change things up for a bit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:07:25 No.25170456 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25170766

>>25168857
>>25169464

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:08:32 No.25170474 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25170723 >>25174611

Your satyrchild wants a firearm for their upcoming birthday.
What do they want and do you get it for them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:08:41 No.25170482 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25170766

Do Dawn and Selena hang out with Blue Bonnet often considering her proximity in Canterlot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:09:15 No.25170498 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25170612

>>25170208
So what would be something utah and Darcy do together?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:16:15 No.25170612 Report Delete

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>>25170498
Darcy would show him the little things about the farm's upkeep, maybe they'd cook together for the family, get some groceries while Cider and Lil Mac are at school, Gala's watching the store, and Bucky's...goofing off. Maybe they might bump into one of her friends while doing so.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:22:59 No.25170723 Report Delete

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>>25170474
>Yuzu mai daughteru
>give her a Barrett M107 .50 cal anti-materiel rifle to take vengeance on those that touch her ears without her permission

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:26:02 No.25170766 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25170795 >>25170865

>>25170208
Twin sister, wha-... Uh, dude, that wasn't a sister... Pogo found the mirror pool and really liked one of Sapphire's dresses... Pogo just masturbated. In a dress. With himself.

>>25170339
Whaaaat? I mean, it's kind of out there and almost AUTISTIC, but you know what? Let's try it.

>>25170456
She's married, fucking cucks.

>>25170482
Honestly, given her job, I'd be surprised if she didn't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:27:39 No.25170795 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25170865

>>25170766
>Sisters
I think he meant Fiddle and Faddle... But I'm liking this idea.
>"Who needs incest when I have me, myself, and I?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:31:25 No.25170865 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171020

>>25170766
Yeah, to a human. Really Anon?
>>25170795
>Twincest is really just advanced level masturbation

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:42:55 No.25171020 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171140

>>25170865
Oh, you meant with her actual husband? Well, shit, my bad, it's just this thread has a habit of BREAKING CANON MARRIAGES FOR THE SAKE OF MORE ABOMINATIONS. You know, that little thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:52:43 No.25171140 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171166

>>25171020
Or go with the MT route and picture their spouse got humanized and had a satyr baby?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:54:33 No.25171166 Report Delete

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>>25171140
When did MT do that? Pretty sure she drew a comic that says otherwise

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:57:58 No.25171207 Report Delete

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>>25171166
She drew a pic with a humanized Carrot Cake and pony Cupcake with a satyr.

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DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:59:15 No.25171225 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171263 >>25171266 >>25171284 >>25171301

I won't lie. I have been drinking...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:02:42 No.25171263 Report Delete

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>>25171225
I'm right there with ya, DJ.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:03:11 No.25171266 Report Delete

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>>25171225
Drink more, you glorious bastard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:04:29 No.25171284 Report Delete

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>>25171225
FIDDLE! But seriously this looks great.

DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:04:44 No.25171292 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171312 >>25171319 >>25171323 >>25171337 >>25171766 >>25171866

Might as well take a few requests...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:05:44 No.25171301 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171460

>>25171225
Mind doing Timber as Raiden and Pinkie's husband as Senator Armstrong? Someone mentioned such quite a whike ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:06:19 No.25171312 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171618

>>25171292
Apple satyrs cooking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:06:46 No.25171319 Report Delete

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>>25171292
Don't want to beat a dead horse, but Ivy in a bikini or lingerie?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:07:00 No.25171323 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171722 >>25171861

>>25171292
You okay with the Dee request from yesterday?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:08:02 No.25171337 Report Delete

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>>25171292
Broil in a nightgown?

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DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:18:57 No.25171460 Report Delete

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>>25171301

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:24:41 No.25171533 Report Delete

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>>25171460
Well, I think we all knew that.

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DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:29:22 No.25171618 Report Delete

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>>25171312

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:33:24 No.25171687 Report Delete

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>>25171460
... Huh. Timber makes a better looking Raiden than I thought... Huh

>>25171618
Aww-dorable.

Mind doing toddler/baby Sapphire?

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DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:34:51 No.25171708 Report Delete

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>>25171319

DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:35:51 No.25171722 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171821 >>25171977

>>25171323
I didn't drink last night, did I?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:38:17 No.25171766 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25172148

>>25171292
Alex blushing in surprise, possibly seeing Pogo's dick for the first time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:42:07 No.25171821 Report Delete

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>>25171722
Probably. The request was Dee lifting her shirt above her chest, and Dee is flat-chested.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:42:38 No.25171826 Report Delete

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What does satyr want from the birthday skeleton?

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DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:45:03 No.25171861 Report Delete

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>>25171323

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:45:33 No.25171866 Report Delete

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>>25171292
Yuzu chewing tip of her tail

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:46:47 No.25171883 Report Delete

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>>25171861
>about to
DJ, why must you do this to me?

Thanks man. What are you drinking tonight?

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DJ Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:52:12 No.25171954 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25171977 >>25171983 >>25172125 >>25174864

>>25171337
>Broil in a nightgown?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:54:20 No.25171977 Report Delete

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>>25171708
Sweet Jesus

>>25171722
Nah, just showed up for talks

>>25171861
DFC

>>25171954
Pretty pretty Drakes belong in frames

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:54:42 No.25171983 Report Delete

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>>25171954
Thanks a bunch!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:56:21 No.25172007 Report Delete

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>>25171826
>The contract is just the Skeleton promising to get the toy, there is no price to pay
Birthday Skeleton is so misunderstood... Ivy would like a special saddle for Gizmo so she can ride her big snuggly wuggly golem more

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:04:25 No.25172125 Report Delete

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>>25171954
I'M NOT GAY! YOU'RE GAY! WAIT, SHIT, I MEAN...FUCK! WAIT NOT YOU!

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DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:05:38 No.25172148 Report Delete

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>>25171766

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:17:00 No.25172323 Report Delete

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>>25172148
I just got home and I feel like I'm going to pass out from whatever fucking sick I have
Requesting Eventide being tended to by her dad with soup

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:19:06 No.25172349 Report Delete

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>>25167079
We'll never find out whats in that sock. Why must Mistake's tale will forever go untold...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:23:05 No.25172406 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25172465 >>25172561 >>25173252

This was in response to Trap Pogo

>("My name, is Pogo, and I'm a trap.") He narrates as he wakes up early in the morning, rubbing his eyes before sleepily looking out at the sunrise.
>Pogo scatters some hair care products and makeup on a counter as he begins primping himself for the day as he continues ("My mom always said she wanted a daughter, and I'm by no means blaming her or anything, cause I'm glad I get to be pretty but it would be nice to be a guy for once instead of only at home during the morning or night.")
>Ready, he smiles at his reflection in the mirror before going out. He runs into his dad and gives him a hug "Bye dad, see Ya later."
"Oh, ok son." He states patting him on the head and giving a concerned smile "Have fun."
>("That's my dad. He's a bit old school, and doesn't really like me being a mare, but he love me no matter what.")
>Pogo happily skips along as his dress bounces along with the breeze as he passes a lone gryphon leaning against the wall "Hey Pogs." She replies nonchalantly before standing up right.
>"Oh, hey Alex, I didn't see you there." He smiles "I was just going over."
>"Eh, figured I'd meet you halfway." She dismisses with a claw wave before giving a cocky smile "Can't have you ruining my rep with that girly skipping you're always doing."
>"Alex!" Pogo teases with a friendly shove as Alex laughs it off nervously with a blush as she thinks.
>("God damn she's cute.") she thinks before she sighs to herself ("God maybe I am a lesbian.")
>"So you ready to go to the movies?"
>"Huh? Yeah..sure."

>After a fun day at the movies, Pogo enters his home and begins to take off his girly stuff as Pinkie comes trotting over "Hey Pogo, have fun with your little friend?" She asks as he nods
>"Mmhmm, Alex is tons of fun." He smiles before taking off his wig and lamenting "I just wish I knew what his real name was."
>Today was a he thought she was a trap too kind of day

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DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:24:39 No.25172425 Report Delete

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>>25172323

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:27:42 No.25172458 Report Delete

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>>25172425
I can sleep in peace
Thank you so much, Deej

DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:28:04 No.25172462 Report Delete

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>>25171883
>Thanks man. What are you drinking tonight?
Whiskey

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:28:21 No.25172465 Report Delete

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>>25172406
Alex looks like a guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:31:19 No.25172499 Report Delete

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>>25172465
Well the joke is that she looks like a girl like Pogo, but also masculine enough to pass as a guy. And since she has really small boobs its really hard for most people to tell, so Pogo thinks she's a trap like him and she thinks he's a girl like her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:34:04 No.25172526 Report Delete

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>>25172499
Ooooh, okay. I had trouble undestanding the last part since I subscribe to the flat chested Alex headcanon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:34:06 No.25172528 Report Delete

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>>25172499
Or maybe just your headcanon.

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DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:37:27 No.25172561 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25172625 >>25174558

>>25172406
So you want more trap Pogo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:38:29 No.25172566 Report Delete

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>>25172526
Since I *don't* subscribe to the headcanon, blah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:39:21 No.25172575 Report Delete

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>>25172528
Not to sound like an asshole but I dont recall ever stating that my writing of Alex was set in stone and the board honest depiction of her.I just said "The joke is" so yeah, fuck you Im kind of mad that you feel the need to say "your headcanon" like you feel the need to defend your own "canon"

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:44:33 No.25172625 Report Delete

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>>25172561
pogo best trap

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:46:45 No.25172647 Report Delete

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>>25166261
:-(kd

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:53:44 No.25172720 Report Delete

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>>25172625
>Not Snapshot

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 01:53:12 No.25173252 Report Delete

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>>25172406
>trap pogo
>Would you fuck me?
>I would fuck me

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 02:28:12 No.25173549 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25173997 >>25204563 >>25207375

What does your son or daughter do when you're not home?
>Steel Cage: Tries on all her pairs of bras
>Desirae: Paints her hooves because that's the best treat she can afford
>Baelnum: Dream about Annie
>Annie: Dream about panties
>Missy Electra: Big Bang Theory marathon
>Bucky: Jerk off. That's all he likes to do.
>Cider: Nobody's lookin'? Bring the hard stuff...
>Pear: There's a girl he's trying to impress, but she won't even look at him
>Shortcake: Always complaining about her fat ass
>Herc: Peeping Tom
>Broil: Petting her own ears /very gently/
>Yuzu: Cooking practice
>Catrine: Knits her own sweaters. You always wondered where they came from.
>Flora: Paying attention to her garden over the animals. Too bad the animals /eat/ the garden.
>Reuben: Practicing stand-up and the secondary nerdy career we never quite listened to
>Ambrosia: Bull riding
>Tonbo: She eats meat. Don't tell mom.
>Steam Boat: He still writes letters to Snapshot, but hasn't heard back in a hot minute.
>Pluma: Same as usual. Something dangerous.
>Precious: Looking forward to her future in acting
>Sterling: He builds his DnD character a lot, OR is busy building his LARP costume
>Trimmings: Tubs and tubs of ice cream
>Warren: Also thinks about Snapshot, but in a mostly nonsexual way. He'd rather not raise his hopes, or his luck would get the better of him.
>Rocket: If he's without Ratchet, he's locked away and dancing to the girliest music around
>Dynamo: Gotta style that mane to be perffffect
>Salai: Trying to figure out that recipe for chocolate mint cookies Blare loves so much

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 03:33:47 No.25173997 Report Delete

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>>25173549
>Dream about panties
Why? Doesn't she have any?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 03:47:16 No.25174065 Report Delete

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>>25167079
I am so happy someone has finally drawn something like this with all the changeling satyrs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 05:39:21 No.25174558 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180315

>>25172561
Yeaaaaah. It's weird how Pogo can get away with being a trap and no one else can.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 05:47:54 No.25174583 Report Delete

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>>25169726
I'm an incest fag, but this is getting boring now. More wholesome platonic family stories are what we need in my opinion.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 05:55:21 No.25174611 Report Delete

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>>25170474

No idea what they'd want, but they're getting Glock 19 to start with.

>Easy to use.
>Easy to clean.
>Easy to disassemble and reassemble.
>Modular as all Hell for customization.
>Relatively cheap.
>Reliable.
>Can run dirty if needed.
>Inexpensive ammo.
>Shit load of aftermarket accessories.
>Not as likely to explode and blow off your fingers as hardcore memers insist it is.

After she was comfortable with that, I'd probably get her something much nicer. Maybe something with rosewood grips, because I have a boner for rosewood.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 06:11:22 No.25174661 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>Lil Timber is very protective of his sisters
http://youtu.be/rgaZdTbn_Es

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 07:08:46 No.25174864 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25174875

>>25171954
Broil is a qt.
Simmer is one lucky bastard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 07:13:10 No.25174875 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25174905 >>25176663

>>25174864
>Simmer
Glimmer. Simmer is an unlucky bastard. If you have a hot sister, more often than not, you'll either be forced to hear her getting banged in the other room or never get to have a relationship with her until she's in her late twenties because she is too busy going out to get banged.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 07:20:55 No.25174905 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25174875
While that's probably true in reality, Simmer and Broil are an exception.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 07:39:11 No.25174963 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175385

>>25172125
>Broil places a finger on the girl's lips.
>"Shh, Glimmer... We both know what's going on."
>The drake places her hand against Glimmer's cheek, sliding it down.
>Glimmer gulps, breath leaving her, cheeks flush with embarrassment.
"I-I'm not g-gay."
>Broil's eyes go half lidded, taking a step closer to Glimmer.
>"I know... but, do we have to be gay to enjoy each other's... company?"
>Glimmer gasps as Broil's hand softly reaches for the back of her neck.
>Their eyes are locked, faces ever so slowly leaning in.
>Something in Glimmer triggers, lips leaning into Broil's.
>There is a soft *shmeck* as they kiss, followed by another.
>Broil's free hand reaches for Glimmer's lower back as Glimmer's wraps around hers.
>They continue to kiss.
>Not a passion filled lusty makeout, but a slow and tender embrace.
>Glimmer can't help but enjoy it, feeling her womamhood shock with pleasure, tightening and shivering.
>Why now?
>Why with a woman?
>Questions for later, for now...
"Oh, Broil, h-haaah."
>Broil coos, lips grazing Glimmer's.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 07:56:14 No.25175015 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175077

>>25169371
She wouldn't react.

Yuzu's mother isn't really part of her life, so she wouldn't know.

Anon would be a bit upset that Yuzu drank quite so much, but he'd tuck her into bed, and make sure to wake her nice and early the next day so she swears to never drink again.

He takes her out to the local pub that night, and teaches her how to drink in moderation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:15:05 No.25175077 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175088

>>25175015
She's lucky dad was there that night, or she might have woken up with a new tattoo and a lot of questions.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:18:22 No.25175088 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175104

>>25175077
Or worse yet, woken up in some strange stallion's bed with a sore pussy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:21:40 No.25175104 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175132

>>25175088
>Stallion
That's not how you soell angry lesbian dominatrix... There will be tears. Lots of tears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:26:55 No.25175132 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175143 >>25175147

>>25175104
>the stallion was actually a very masculine mare with a massive strap-on

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:30:34 No.25175143 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175165

>>25175132
And THAT'S why she has daddy problems. Because a mare pretending to be a man took advantage of her when daddy wasn't there, which she projects onto dear old dad because it was a very convincing stallion and she never knew her mommy... Tl;dr: Yuzu has problems and should probably see a therapist

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:31:41 No.25175147 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175154

>>25175132

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:33:40 No.25175154 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176095

>>25175147
... Yeah they do. So long as it isn't out of control

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 08:36:09 No.25175165 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25175143
>implying she has daddy problems

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 09:30:20 No.25175385 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25175503

>>25174963
>this wholesome birth of Glimmer and Broil's love
Keep this up, Anon. I love this. It's organic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 10:00:12 No.25175503 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25175385
I have a few more ideas, most of them fluff. Try and help Glimmer come to terms with her possibly being a lesbian/bi/ she don't know, girl barely ever had a kiss before all this, damn!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 11:42:04 No.25176095 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176122

>>25175154
Define out of control

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 11:46:29 No.25176122 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176095
Fluffle Puff.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 11:47:28 No.25176129 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176152 >>25176176 >>25176179 >>25176283 >>25176663 >>25177077

What does your kid unnecessarily keep secret from you?
>Tonsils: Smoking weed. Obviously Redheart would've complained by now.
>Laika: Magic the Gathering
>Rory: wet dreams
>Freckle: A deviant love of cheese
>Gargle: That one time with Simmer
>Cashmere: Wads of cash. Why does he need to hide cash?
>Home Run: Her fetish for other dads
>Stormwalker: Her want to be a magician
>Starbust: Her urge to be a pilot
>Cherry Popper: The amount of personal money she's spent on clothing alone
>Abacus: His deck of uno cards
>Minnie: Her favorite show. No, you can't even know
>Dingaling: The shark toy she hugs at night
>Emma: Her addiction to boxing
>Amelia: Cloud kicking. She's the next Rainbow Dash
>Mason: His desire to have an interacting mother
>Sweet Dreams: Who's dreams she visits
>Clockwork: The next arson
>Kooky: Her house
>Kyra: Her father's identity

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 11:50:24 No.25176152 Report Delete

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>>25176129
>Eventide: how much she wishes she’d never gone back to get her dad

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 11:53:51 No.25176176 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176129
>Home Run: Her fetish for other dads

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 11:54:28 No.25176179 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176129
How many friends they have

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:08:38 No.25176283 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176129
>Home Run: Her fetish for other dads

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:21:05 No.25176368 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176382 >>25176469

>>25167079
"Shoulda pulled out."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:23:35 No.25176382 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176368

You can't pull out when it's rape.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:37:26 No.25176469 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176528 >>25176542

>>25176368
>not wanting a swarm of cute changeling daughterus

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:44:25 No.25176528 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176546

>>25176469
>Daughterus
>Forgetting that about 50 of them have penises
You fucked up...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:46:27 No.25176542 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176469
I like sonfus too. But to be completely honest I don't think I'd be a very good parent, or a husband.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:47:07 No.25176546 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176579

>>25176528
That's perfectly fine as long as there are at least as many with vaginas. It'd be a hell of a job keeping them all satisfied by yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:50:39 No.25176579 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176616

>>25176546
>51 boys
>49 girls
>1 man
There are three less girls than boys.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 12:56:22 No.25176616 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176579
Best get to work on fixing that, then.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 13:04:21 No.25176663 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176676 >>25176717 >>25177183

>>25174875
Actually they have a close relationship. A really close one. A really, really close relationship. So close, in fact, that you almost think they're lovers. But there's no way that's true, right? Right? Right.
>>25176129
>Cici: She likes to stare at her gymmates too long whenever they work out
>Dynamo: His unusually high falsetto when he sings
>Desirae: She sneaks a few hayburgers out from her job and she's scared to gain a little pudge.
>Mau: She hates regular milk and would rather drink almond or soy milk
>Green Peace: That one time she had a pulled pork sandwich and it was delicious
>Wheelie: Her lolita fashion sense
>Sweet Chimes: Her hardcore period
>Peach: Looking over her mom's diary and finding...interesting things.
>Pear: His crush on Wheelie
>Lola: Jealous of her friend Cici of how hot she looks when boxing
>Abrosia: Hates public speaking
>Mudpie: Wants to rule the world
>Mercury: He looked inside a package and is forever scarred for life
>Melody: Really wants to try a threesome with Presto and Clockwork
>Misty: Wants to be a mechanic
>Philomena: She scared that she's going to outlive her friends.
>Oliver: Hoo
>Missy: Fabulousness is only the third of her life goals
>Delores: Thinks her ears are weird
>Petunia: Has a doll of Utah
>Tonbo: Sometimes she pranks old people
>Leaf: Burying Golden Harvest's toy in her garden when she was really young
>Golden Harvest: Wants to br cool like the Apple farm
>Asha: One time a potion testing went wrong and she had a marecock. She wrote down the formula.
>Misery: Really misses her mom and doesn't want to look after her siblings and the kingdom
>Catrine: Chastises herself when she thinks she didn't do a good thing
>Blare: Stuff she did to some guy and liked it.
>Muddle: Wonders if he'll always have some part of him that's a major dickwad
>Thistle: Gets cravings to go out to fight stuff or loot things
>Snap: Eats a lot of gems when stressed out

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 13:07:09 No.25176676 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25176700 >>25176777

>>25176663
>Melody: Really wants to try a threesome with Presto and Clockwork

Its funny you say that, because I was actually considering writing a story about Presto developing feelings for Clock and vice versa, and Melody being very open

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 13:10:51 No.25176700 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176676
Do it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 13:13:56 No.25176717 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25177141

>>25176663
>Misty: Wants to be a mechanic
>Pear: His crush on Wheelie
>Green Peace: That one time she had a pulled pork sandwich and it was delicious
>Tonbo: Sometimes she pranks old people
>Snap: Eats a lot of gems when stressed out
Man, I'm glad I inspired you anon!
Then you put this gem in...

>Oliver: Hoo
>pic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 13:22:16 No.25176777 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176676
Please

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 14:03:42 No.25177077 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176129
>Garret: Loves coffee, but thinks it is something that must remain a secret after hearing his parents say that it's a drink for adults

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 14:13:11 No.25177141 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25176717
Hidden behind those eyes are secrets that can bring down mountains. I mean I guess, he doesn't really talk much.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 14:18:39 No.25177183 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25177438 >>25177521

>>25176663
They aren't lovers, Broil is just over-affectionate to compensate for the fact she was a grade C bitch to her brother when he was being bullied. Everyone who notices is REALLY uncomfortable with it, including Simmer himself. They all think they're fucking, Simmer knows they think this and can feel them judging/trying not to say anything. He would say something, but what is he gonna say? Stop being nice?

Curious, why Clockwork?

Nothing is canon

Nothing is canon Thu 22 Oct 2015 14:41:40 No.25177438 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25177724

>>25177183
Apparently Clockwork and Presto are good friends and business partners that run a local entertainment business booking little pony parties and other stuff. As for your question of why Melody would choose Clockwork, I have no idea, but Clock is very nice albiet a little quirky and awkward, maybe Melody finds that charming or something, or more likely because muh fetish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 14:50:10 No.25177521 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25179118

>>25177183
But they're both pretty affectionate towards each other

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 15:07:24 No.25177724 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25177917

>>25177438
Isn't Clockwork mute?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 15:25:05 No.25177917 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25177724
I always thought she would go mute whenever she was "in character" as a mime but talked normally when just in her everyday clothes.

DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 15:36:51 No.25178054 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25178075

>Clockwork
Who?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 15:38:41 No.25178075 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25178054
Mimic made a satyr from the qt mine pone Quiet Gestures

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 15:59:13 No.25178302 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25178321 >>25179895

>Satyrs eating lunch together

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 16:01:22 No.25178321 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25178344

>>25178302
Those are not satyrs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 16:03:08 No.25178344 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25178321
>Prompt for satyrs eating lunch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 17:09:05 No.25179118 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25179291 >>25179706

>>25177521
They're definitely fucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 17:23:44 No.25179291 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25179673 >>25179706

>>25179118
Their girlfriends, yeah... Well, in Broil's case, sometime's she gets fucked by her girlfriend*. Possibly Simmer, but I don't know what goes on behind their closed doors.

*Disclaimer: the openess in pointing out Broil's bottoming to Glimmer is only stated due to the two counts of indecent exposure they recieved after getting caught in Ponyville park.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 17:55:17 No.25179673 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25179710

>>25179291
You'd have to be gay to not even consider tapping your hot sister's ass, no matter how wrong it might be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 17:58:31 No.25179706 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25179118
>>25179291
If you discount the stories that either have them in a sexual relationship or imply it, most of the art that has them together gives off a really intimate feeling at the very least.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 17:58:43 No.25179710 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25179673
>Implying gay
>Implying that's bad
>Implying you would stand a chance if she's hot
>Implying you would want it if she wasn't
>Implying she would want you either way
Yes, please tell me how you fucked them bitches in the club after going to the gym and getting paid that swag money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 18:16:17 No.25179895 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25178302
>Timber and Mumble are eating pasta together at his house.
>They eat lunch together all the time, but it's usually at school and normally with friends.
>Like Sapphire or Herc or the like.
>However, it's the weekend, just the two of them.
>As Timber just eats his meal, Mumble silently enjoys his company.
>Thank god his sisters are busy and parents are taking Gizmo for a walk.
>Else it might be awkward.

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DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 18:53:58 No.25180315 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180376 >>25180390

>>25174558
>get away with being a trap
>no one else can

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 18:59:12 No.25180376 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180407 >>25184606

>>25180315
I'm serious. You put Pogo in a dress and make him suck dick, nobody bats an eye. Put Simmer in a dress and make him suck a dick, the thread goes full chimp out. Have you not been here the past- oh. Right... Uh, well then. If traps are mentioned who aren't our pink party boy, the thread devolves into a raging storm of shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:00:15 No.25180390 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180491

>>25180315
Maybe Snapshot should suck sone dicks to prove him wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:01:48 No.25180407 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180376
There's about six posts total in this thread on him being a trap. I'm pretty sure what got people annoyed were wall of posts solely about it.

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DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:10:44 No.25180491 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180516 >>25180520 >>25180543 >>25180588 >>25180663

>>25180390

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:13:38 No.25180516 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180491
Wow, looks like he fucking sucks at playing the clarinet

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:13:47 No.25180520 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180491
Is he doing that tongue in cheek thing? That doesn't count, silly Snapshot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:15:45 No.25180543 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180659

>>25180491
Is that it? C'mon, Snapshot has to earn that "sexiest trap" award

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:21:04 No.25180588 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180491
... More, please, thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:28:20 No.25180659 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180703

>>25180543
>Trap Tier:
>1st: Snapshot - Erotic; sensual; delicious dark skin; great fashion sense; girly mannerisms
>2nd: Pogo - Spontaneous; fun; big bubble butt; pretty dresses; super soft
>3rd: Simmer - Cute; closet nympho; dem hips and thighs; delicious dark skin; pretty fit
>4th: Garret - Wonderful fashion sense; smells so fancy; delicate alibaster skin; lithe; nice rump

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:28:41 No.25180663 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180491
>Pic related

On an unrelated note, is Snapshot still single? Nudge nudge.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:32:03 No.25180703 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180659
>Snapshot: Gold Medal
Yeah! Number one femboy here! I'll suck it then let you put it in my butt while you pull my hair!

>Pogo: Silver Medal
Aww, oh well. I still have Alex to make me feel like a man.

>Simmer: Bronze Medal
I'm not a trap! I don't WANT to be a trap! It's not my fault I'm pretty!

>Garret: Participant
... Fuck you.

Honorable mention: Gargle. Too young to enter.

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DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:36:21 No.25180755 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180769 >>25180797 >>25180865 >>25180903 >>25180937 >>25182897

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:37:41 No.25180769 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180755
Round 1: the swimsuit competition

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:39:24 No.25180797 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180815

>>25180755
Kek, Snapshot looks so spurned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:40:25 No.25180815 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180797
Bitch, this is HIS turf. If NOT pretty boy thinks he can out trap him, he's got another thing coming

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:44:29 No.25180865 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180896 >>25180937

>>25180755
I just imagine both of them losing to someone dressed like Marilyn Monroe

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:45:48 No.25180878 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180920

I volunteer to judge the "who can suck dick the best" category.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:47:18 No.25180896 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180865
I'd laugh if they lost to Big Mac in a wig and dress

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:47:55 No.25180903 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180755
>Suddenly...
>BAM
>Tonbo is shoved onto the stage
"I KEEP TELLING YOU I'M A CHICK!"
>"We don't believe you!"
"I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DICK!"
>"He can change gender! He's a witch! Burn her!"
"FUCK OFF"
>"If you're a girl, where're your ti-OH FUCK! MY FACE"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:48:52 No.25180920 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180979

>>25180878
That's round 3. Right after the lewd round, but right before the butt fucking round.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:50:22 No.25180937 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180978 >>25214720

>>25180755
Hey DJ, Since I always miss you when you're drunk and taking requests, and because >>25180865 gave me an idea, could I pre-emptively request a satyr version of this famous picture with Darcy please?

No worries if you don't feel like it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:53:33 No.25180978 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25180990

>>25180937
No, you get Snapshot

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:53:35 No.25180979 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180920
I'll also judge the "who can take it in the pooper best" contest.

>Snapshot glared at Pogo as he too was bent over the table opposite and forcefully taken from behind.
"Hah, you call THAT sensual moaning? You hardly sound like a naughty little slut at all!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:54:36 No.25180990 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180978
This is also entirely acceptable. Actually my dick may even prefer it.

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DJ Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:55:30 No.25181008 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181022 >>25181192 >>25181467 >>25182901 >>25189134

A new challenger appears

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 19:56:38 No.25181022 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25181008
Oh NO. Garnet Manson?! There's even the heavy lipstick that'llstain when giving head! My dick can't handle the sexy! NOOOOO!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:01:14 No.25181065 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181086

awfully trappy in here today...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:03:43 No.25181086 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25181065
And it was awfully incesty most of the last seven days. One day of trap won't kill you. Not even a day, like an evening

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:14:06 No.25181192 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25181008
>"Goddamit Garret!"
>"S-Sapphire!?"
>"Quite stealing my make-up without permission, that was my favorite shade of lipstick!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:26:27 No.25181304 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181398 >>25181436 >>25181518

who are satyr BFFs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:35:18 No.25181398 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181739 >>25182920

>>25181304
>Thistle & Snap
>Yuzu & Mistake
>Rory & Presto
>Trimmings & Mudpie
>Dynamo & Tonbo
>Ace & Darcy
>Hope & Alex
>Pogo & Garret
>Sapphire & Cidey
>Sirius & Sweet Dreams
>Tonsils & Green Peace
>Leaf & Golden Harvest
>Cutie Mark Crew Satyrs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:38:07 No.25181436 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25181304
Rory and utah

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:41:20 No.25181467 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25181008

"Hey, beautiful, what's a pretty think like you doing in a dive like this?"
>"F-Father... It's me."
"Garret? What the hell?"
>"Mother sent me to come get you. She says it's not right for you to be wasting your evenings getting hammered in a seedy bar like this."
"What's with the dress... and the lipstick... and the, well everything?"
>"Oh, well.... Look, how about if you don't pry into why I'm wearing this then I'll not tell mother that you tried to chat me up, thinking I was some random bar skank?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:46:38 No.25181518 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181538

>>25181304
What about OT3s?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:49:18 No.25181538 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181567

>>25181518
Whoa there, let's not get overly shippy. Don't wanna start drama.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 20:51:56 No.25181567 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181664 >>25181740

>>25181538
Alright alright, platonic OT3s?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:00:25 No.25181664 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25181567
Oh, that's completely different.
Cutie mark Cru-Satyrs again
Salai, BB, and Blare
Simmer, Timber, and Herc
Mumble, Asha, and Kaos
Alex, Pogo, and Thorn
Sapphire, Precious, and Broil

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:07:30 No.25181739 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181759 >>25181771

>>25181398
what about Laika & Snapshot?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:07:35 No.25181740 Report Delete

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>>25181567
Laika, Yuzu, and Eris/Kaos. The form the fluffbrigade

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:10:02 No.25181759 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181823

>>25181739
>ywn snuggle with Laika
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:10:59 No.25181771 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181832

>>25181739
I wonder what Snapshot smells like?

If you immediately thought "semen" then no, that's a bad Anon. No.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:15:38 No.25181823 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25181759
why would you want to?
she probably smells like corn chips

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:16:39 No.25181832 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25181900 >>25182018

>>25181771
Coconut

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:23:25 No.25181900 Report Delete

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>>25181832
>tfw you will never rub coconut oil all over his delicious tanned body.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 21:34:20 No.25182018 Report Delete

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>>25181832
SHHH! Don't mention coconuts, lest you summon the dong!

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Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 22:47:30 No.25182897 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180755
Unbeknownst to the both of them, the competition is actually in trapping.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 22:48:04 No.25182901 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25181008
yowza

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 22:49:30 No.25182920 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25184451

>>25181398

>Sirius & Sweet Dreams

I always liked thing, but neither seem to have consistent (if any) characterization.

Always saw Sirius as a fun hating hardass myself, but never could think of anything for Sweet Dreams that felt right to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 01:14:09 No.25184451 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25182920
Well, what pairs well?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 01:26:00 No.25184606 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25180376
That's becausd Broil doesn't have a dick.

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DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:02:02 No.25184909 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25184940 >>25185050 >>25185298 >>25185790

I left you guys a gift on derpibooru.

https://derpibooru.org/1007900?scope=scpe69e97fc5a6c93a7aa8d8a12e642db3df3d75b3bb

Goodnight guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:05:12 No.25184940 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25184978

>>25184909
Very, very nice, although the dick is much too low. I know your dick doesn't start near your knees.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:09:15 No.25184978 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185007

>>25184940
Doesn't look like the dick starts near the knees in the drawing. It's a horsecock and it starts just below the butt by the looks of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:11:38 No.25185007 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185030

>>25184978
This. It's curling up

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:13:35 No.25185030 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25185007
Curving up, I'd say. But yeah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:16:21 No.25185050 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25184909
Chicken Soup For The Soul, that's some good lewd. The gif it's based off of is hot too.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 02:53:30 No.25185298 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185623

>>25184909
DJ i love ya man, you really kicked started a lot here, but this one isnt taking the cake in my book. I've studied enough horse ass to know somethings about it, and that anus is heinously low. It is (not) a human posterior. The hybrid nature of the form might allow some readjustment for in a standing position, but horse's have their junk right under their tails in that angle. Bending forward for a satyr would put the genitals in 'correct' horse position, i use that term very loosely. Another thing to note, in the gif you chose, i find its not anatomically correct either. I dont not the circumstances you were under when in looking for this image, but it is just a poor image to choose. The area of penetration might be correct for a female, but definitely not a male body. And let me tell you i will not sit here be wooed by this lack of attention to detail, as just because you are drawing, does not mean i will not be instantly turned on like some of fellows here. Coming from another frequenting artfag, im tots jelly you have the thread eating out of your hands, but being quick and lazy is still quick and lazy. In conclusion, you smell. I actually wish I were as cool as you DJ-senpai!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 03:43:51 No.25185623 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25185298
Snapshot confirmed for hermaphrodite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 03:50:37 No.25185666 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185689

Why does Snapshot crossdress anyway?
Is he transgender?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 03:55:23 No.25185689 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185726

>>25185666
No, he just likes dressing up like a girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:00:17 No.25185726 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185779 >>25185781 >>25185790

>>25185689
How'd he get into it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:10:43 No.25185779 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185784 >>25185790

>>25185726
I found on derpi, DJ's story behind him. I'll copypaste it below.

Snapshot.
The son of anon and Photo Finish.

A few threads back, someone asked about a trap satyr, so it got me wanting to make one.

I thought of the outline of a story where Anon and PH have this child together and eventually divorce. PH keeps the child and anon moves on, writing letters to keep in touch with his son. Photo Finish only knows mare (female) fashion, so she creates girl’s clothing for Snapshot, thus he becomes effeminate.

Here he is, of course, with no clothing.

Anon then comes back into Snapshot’s life but is shocked and aroused by his son’s appearance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:11:17 No.25185781 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185792

>>25185726
Probably being around super models and stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:12:11 No.25185784 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25185779
>Photo Finish only knows mare (female) fashion, so she creates girl’s clothing for Snapshot
I was under the impression that Photo Finish was a fashion photographer, not a designer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:14:06 No.25185790 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185800

>>25184909
Oh my... Very nice

>>25185726
One day, his daddy came him drunk and was like:
"Mm, fuck, you're a pretty girl."
And snapshot was like:
>"D-Dad, I'm a boy. B-but thank you, teehee."
Then his dad was:
"I need that pussy!"
Some hardcore fucking happened, a lot of screaming, and Snapshot found out he REALLY liked looking like a girl

>>25185779
Or this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:14:14 No.25185792 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25185781
Maybe he wanted his mom to notice him, like she did all the girly supermodels and fashionistas she works with, and so he began to dress like them and make himself as pretty and feminine as he could in the hopes of getting her attention.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:15:36 No.25185800 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25185837

>>25185790
>Some hardcore fucking happened, a lot of screaming, and Snapshot found out he REALLY liked looking like a girl
So he was basically gay and just hadn't realized it before?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:23:06 No.25185837 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25185800
Basically.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 04:42:16 No.25185912 Report Delete

Quoted By:

Does anyone remember what that fairy's name is? The Breezie satyr.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 08:52:09 No.25186853 Report Delete

Quoted By:

Boomp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 10:04:09 No.25187189 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25187194 >>25187317 >>25187440

You have a week’s vacation and a voucher good for travel to anywhere in Equestria. Where does your sonfu/daughteru want to go, and what do they want to see/do while they’re there?
>Shortcake: Manehattan. Hershey Times Square!
>Reuben: Manehattan. He wants to go see that "Apple" place
>Volupia: She's not much for new places, but she seems to love the thought of getting a massage of her own in the Crystal Kingdom
>Cici Pommel: Ponyville. She wants to me the fabulous Rarity mom always chats about
>Mason: Any beach.
>Dingaling: And big body of water
>Radiance: He's got a secret love of Cloudsdale. Why? Altitude.
>Dawn: Minotaur Plains. You can't stop me, Dad!
>Steam Boat: Ponyville
>Cider: Apploosa. Just to watch Ambrosia be an awesome bullrider
>Lil Mac: Frozen North. He wants to know how frozen and how long he can tough it.
>Pebble: Griffonstone. She wants to meet the statue
>Asha: Zebra Homeland. Zecora never talks about it. Wonder why.
>Eventide: Somewhere... without dad. Leave dad at home.
>Baelnum: Neighara Falls. He wants to take Annie with him
>Snap: Las Pegasus. She's a gem digger, so imagine how much she could come back with!
>Laika: Manehattan. Pick pocket city bitch
>Mudpie: Crystal Mountains. Maybe there's a fine stallion up there
>Muddle: Dragonvale. Because all of these stupid ponies suck!
>Jay: Ponyville. Getting to see Thorn is worth the trip every time
>Glimmer: Canterlot. She wants to meet with ponies of great IQ and delegate with them over magic
>Mercury: The 'discordian' zone. After hearing from the other mailpony about the wonder and terror inside, Mercury made it his mission to get in there for the next delivery at least
>Fraise: [REDACTED]. That's top secret information.
>Blare: To Ponyille, but not to apologize, BAKA!
>Petunia: Apploosa. Participation in rodeo events is a strong selling point for Utah
>Kipper: Tall Tale Town. Best brews. The tall tales all come from turnt stallions
>Daedalus: Canterlot. Fashion, jewelry, oh my!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 10:05:10 No.25187194 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25187591

>>25187189
>Tonsils: Col-mare-ado. Do I need to explain?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 10:27:23 No.25187317 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25187610

>>25187189
>You can't stop me, Dad!

The fuck I can't!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 10:46:10 No.25187440 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25187534

>>25187189
Petunia sounds more like a stalker than anything else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:00:49 No.25187534 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25193436 >>25194323 >>25199652

>>25187440
Unless she goes full Yandere, she's the Hinata of Utah.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:10:55 No.25187591 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25187194
The coleslaw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:14:27 No.25187610 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25187684 >>25187731 >>25188357

>>25187317
You'll do as I say, or I won't have sex with you for a month! And no dildos or vibrators! Or your brother!
>"What!? But dad, you know how hard it is to reach my pussy with my fingers!"
No buts, young lady.
>"No fair!" she pouts, as she slinks back to her room

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:27:23 No.25187684 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25187610
Aww, poor Dawn.
Anon should go have some make up sex with her. Might even get a new heir out of it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:35:25 No.25187731 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25187790

>>25187610
>Inplying so hard
There's a reason she's going to the Minotaur plains...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:43:52 No.25187790 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25187822 >>25187857

>>25187731
Unless she's planning to stay there forever, she'll still be going a month without sex when she gets back.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:49:37 No.25187822 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25187790

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 11:55:29 No.25187857 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188303

>>25187790
>She's not fucking Anon
>She's tired of her father even trying
>She went to her mother about it
>Something happened around that time that was VERY well timed
>When Anon started yelling that shit, she didn't give him any form of answer
>Anon expects her to come begging back within the week
>It's been four months
>A letter arrived for Celestia today from the Minotaur Plains
>Anon intercepted it, planning to give a reply to start a war
>He didn't get that far, the stroke stopped him
>"You are invited to the wedding of Prince Minos of the Minotaur Plains and Princess Dawn of Equestria."
>The Minotaurs love Dawn, inspires something more than strength within them, possibly because she too is "half taur"
>Minos loves her in ways that words alone cannot describe
>During the turbulent time, he visited with a small box in hand
>She said yes on one condition, she be allowed to live outside of Canterlot
>Celestia agreed to thos condition and happily embraced her soon to be brushing bride of a daughter
>Anon told her she better be planning to stay there forever
>Little did he know his own claims would be his undoing

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 12:58:31 No.25188264 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188303 >>25188771

Reminder that Minotaurs are scum and that there's not a snowflakes chance in Hell that Dawn would want to date on, let alone be allowed to.

If all Minotaurs left Equestria (Keep in mind Minotaurs make up only about 4% of the Equestrian population.)

• The prison population would go down by 37%.
• There would be almost 50% less gang members.
• Rape would go down significantly.
• The overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%.
• Average IQ would go up by 7 points, putting the Equestria into global first place.
• SAT scores would go up by about 100 points.
• ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points.
• AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%.
• Chlamydia would go down by 50%.
• Gonorrhoea would go down by 69%.
• Syphilis would go down by 58%
• The average income would be over 20k more per year.
• The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%.
• Homelessness would go down by 57%.
• The number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%.

When around 'taurs, lock your doors.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:02:13 No.25188303 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188340

>>25187857
My sexual harassment literally made my daughter hate me and run away: a middle america tale

>>25188264
Allow me to justify my sexual harassment by stating all the reasobs blacks are bad: the white trash dad's defense
Yes, he said blacks. We thought to correst him, but this was better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:04:25 No.25188330 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188357 >>25188361 >>25188364

> cant open derpiboo.ru for week
> ERR_CONNECTION_CLOSED
> direkt links to images are working
> any other sites are working
> clean cache, restarted router, edited dns, flushed dns, reseted winsock
> ERR_CONNECTION_CLOSED

What to do, /sat/?

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:05:35 No.25188340 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188357 >>25188400

>>25188303

I never said anything about harassing Dawn.

Dawn is for hugging, not fugging.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:06:58 No.25188357 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188400 >>25188457

>>25188330
Ask someone to direct link/imgur pics you might like?

>>25188340
Oh, I was referencing >>25187610
Rape-cest: the blood and sweat of white trash... Also why so many girls have daddy issues

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:07:15 No.25188361 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188457

>>25188330
Contact your ISP?
Derpibooru has been fine all week.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:07:30 No.25188364 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25188330
Seeing as I don't even understand the problem, I'd probably just make a burnt offering to Ba'al in the hopes that he'd fix it for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:11:27 No.25188400 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188412 >>25188449

>>25188340
Why not both?
Preferrably at the same time.

>>25188357
>Rape-cest: the blood and sweat of white trash... Also why so many girls have daddy issues
Did you even read my post?
Because it actually implied exactly the opposite. He was "threatening" to NOT have sex with her for a month, implying she wanted it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:12:46 No.25188412 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25188400
Sometimes people can have bad ideas. It's fine if you do.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:16:33 No.25188449 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188484 >>25188802

>>25188400
The fact he even had sex with her, let alone threatened not having as a form of "righteous punishment" is harassment. If I threatened to not smack your ass if you don't buy me a drink, that's harassment on my end. How far into Jesusland are you to not know this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:17:40 No.25188457 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25188357
>Ask someone to direct link/imgur pics you might like?
I asked my friends but they mostly send horse cocks and some shit
>>25188361
Boring way

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:20:44 No.25188484 Report Delete

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>>25188449
Teeechnically that's abuse. The threatening not to as a way of hurting someone is harassment though.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:44:21 No.25188711 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188740 >>25188770

Putin satyr when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:46:50 No.25188740 Report Delete

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>>25188711
When Russia AU where they invade Equestria and take the "inferior" ponies as slaves. So when some edgy guy wants to get all deeeeep and hoooopeleeeess with a story.

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:51:30 No.25188770 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25188711
Putin satyr > Obama satyr

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:51:36 No.25188771 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188783 >>25188793 >>25188851

>>25188264
Is this some sort of racist copypasta?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:52:48 No.25188783 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25188771
From /pol/, but replace blacks with Minotaurs

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:53:42 No.25188793 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25188771
Yes. Aganist minotaurs, sorry, I mean bowine-equestrians

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:54:44 No.25188802 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25188895

>>25188449
So telling your kids they're grounded, not allowed to watch TV or whatever if they do something bad is harassment now?

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 13:55:55 No.25188812 Report Delete

Quoted By:

Looks like we have /pol/ leakage today? So i bring you best president ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:01:01 No.25188851 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25188771

Yes, but it's also correct. Here's the original.

If all blacks left America (Keep in mind blacks make up only about 13% of the US population.)

• The prison population would go down by 37%.
• There would be almost 50% less gang members.
• Rape would go down significantly.
• The overweight and obesity percentage would go down by 10%.
• Average IQ would go up by 7 points, putting the USA tied third with Japan.
• SAT scores would go up by about 100 points.
• ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points.
• AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%.
• Chlamydia would go down by 50%.
• Gonorrhoea would go down by 69%.
• Syphilis would go down by 58%
• The average income would be over 20k more per year.
• The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%.
• Homelessness would go down by 57%.
• The number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%.

Sources:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States
www.bop.gov/news/quick.jsp#1
kff.org/other/State-indicator/adult-overweightobesity-rate-by-re/
www.nytimes.com/books/first/j/jencks-gap.html
www.amfirstbooks.com/IntroPages/NonToolbarTopics/IdeologicalQuiz/Quiz-3-Comentary/IdeolQuiz_Answer_02.html
aids.gov/hiv-aids-basics/hiv-aids-101/statistics/
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/gonorrhoea.htm
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/syphilis.htm
www.cdc.gov/std/stats11/chlamydia.htm
www.census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0697.pdf
kff.org/other/State-indicator/poverty-rate-by-raceethnicity/
homeless.samha.gov/ResourceFiles/hrc_factsheet.pdf
www.statisticbrain.com/welfare-statistics/
www.nationalgangcenter.gov/survey-analysis/demographics
nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp+id=171
nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d10/tables/dt10_155.asp
Anthony Walsh (January 2004). Race and Crime: A Biosocial Analysis. Nova Publishers. pp. 23-24. ISBN 978-1-50933-970-1. Retrieved 1 October 2011

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:04:29 No.25188891 Report Delete

Quoted By:

Get

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:04:59 No.25188895 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25188802
If the grounding involves sexual implications, yep

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:32:45 No.25189134 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189270 >>25189315

>>25181008

>"But Garret, how're you going to convince the dean to let you take your final exams? He seemed pretty angry when he kicked you out."
"You let me worry about that, Pogo. Now, did you bring the muscle relaxants?"
>"Well yeah, but why are you dressed like a girl?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:48:09 No.25189270 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189548

>>25189134
DJ's done Pogo and Snapshot, now it's time for Garnet to suck some dick.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 14:52:26 No.25189315 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25189134
>He seemed pretty angry when he kicked you out.
I wonder what he did?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:15:11 No.25189548 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189602

>>25189270
Can't he be a lesbian crossdresser?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:16:10 No.25189560 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>GummyXAnon satyr abomination when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:20:40 No.25189602 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25189548
That doesn't make a lick of sense

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:29:02 No.25189677 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189699

>As Dawn nurses your child, you sneak off to the bedroom.
>Inside, you sigh, undo the top two buttons of your shirt, then head to the phone.
>Picking it up, you dial the royal household's private line.
>As it rings, you wonder if this will be the day.
>Hearing it connect, you are greated with Celestia's voice.
>You are glad you won't have to make up another bad prank call.
>"Hello?"
"Princess Celestia?"
>There is a soft, happy laugh.
>"Well, still trying, I see."
"Yes. Call me stubborn-"
>"Which you are."
"-agreed, but I want my daughter's grandparents involved in her life."
>Before she can respond, you quickly add.
"As more than a political party."
>There is a sigh.
>"I do too, but nothing has changed. Anon is STILL trying to instigate a conflict."
>You groan.
>"I've had to bar him from all royal matters. He's not happy... Things are not going well between us."
>There is a stab of guilt.
"I'm sorry."
>Celestia lets off a weary sigh.
>"Don't be. If I had known he'd act this way... If I might ask, how is Dawn?"
>You smile softly.
"She's good, I'd hope."
>"You hope?"
"On the outside, she looks good. I wish I knew more how she feels, but... She is very careful with what she says. Still, I know our daughter makes her happy. Our subjects, the way things are changing, it puts such a beautiful smile on her face."
>You think you can hear a soft sniffle.
>"Heh, I knew she would do great things. For more than Equestria."
>It's true, your wife is all but the core of this golden age.
>The economy is thriving, your subjects are happy, unemployment and homelessness is at an all time low, even the amount of intermingling between your two countries is high.
>Your advisers have mentioned on more than one occasion that the overall percentage of pony and minotaur as well as satyr and minotaur relationships is reaching the double digits.
>Still, all this has come at the cost of Dawn not seeing her own family more than once or twice a year, often only to discuss political matters.
1/2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:31:25 No.25189699 Report Delete

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>>25189677
>You don't want that.
>She misses her brother.
>She misses her mother.
>She misses her aunt and uncle and cousins.
>You know she says she doesn't miss her father, what with everything he said and yelled...
>Everything he tried to do.
>Still, that is her dad, Celestia has mentioned she used to love him so much.
>If it can make her happy, you want to fix that.
>Not explicitly with her father, that would be a plus.
>The rest of her family though...
>Celestia, Luna, her husband, Radiance, Mistake, all of them.
>You won't stop until she can see them all face to face for more than business.
"Dawn is a miracle worker. Truly a gift to the world."
>There is a weary sigh, followed by a throat clearing.
>"Minos, if it is not too much to ask... If you could find a way to get a picture of Dawn and the baby to Canterlot, could you?"
>With a soft smirk, you nod to yourself.
"I can. Just make sure to double check with your Gryphon baker from time to time."
>She chuckles.
>"I understand. Tell Dawn I love and miss her?"
"I will. Have a good day, Princess Celestia."
>"And you as well, Prince Minos."
2/2

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:33:40 No.25189732 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189765

>>25189699
Groovy. Super cool. Must have taken you a while to think this up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:36:09 No.25189765 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189782 >>25189794 >>25191457

>>25189732
>This much salt
Go eat a potato, white trash. At least someone did something more than
>Hurr, ANon is sex god
>So sex daughter wants his cock
>Give her all the cummies and be the sex god
>End

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:37:26 No.25189782 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189815

>>25189765
Not him, but you sound far, far more salty.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:38:24 No.25189794 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189869

>>25189765
>Implying I write that.
I have shit ideas myself, but I at least know when they are Mr. Saltmine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:40:21 No.25189815 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189942

>>25189782
Considering the saturation of "perfect daddy incest" content that was last thread, I will admit to the salt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:44:43 No.25189869 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192514

>>25189794
>I don't like it, therefore it's shit
Tell me more about how you write quality stories.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:48:38 No.25189942 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189964 >>25189969

>>25189815
>perfect daddy
>sex god
Where is this coming from even?
The best I can come up with is it's from the Gumdrop stuff, in which case I'd say he's only perfect in her eyes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:50:46 No.25189964 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25189984

>>25189942
It's just the incest-hatefag being salty about the lack of safe content.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:51:10 No.25189969 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25189942
Some stuff with Dawn, some stuff with Yuzu, some stuff with LL satyr, surprisingly little with Gumdrop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:52:16 No.25189984 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190002

>>25189964
>The
>Implying one

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 15:53:32 No.25190002 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25189984
Hard to say. Probably two or three actually.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:19:03 No.25190347 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190401

>>25189699
It's a nice premise and feelsy to an extent, but I can't really get behind it's a minotaur OC that hooks up with Dawn no matter how appropriate the context is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:24:11 No.25190401 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190610

>>25190347
Well, if the show writers would get off their asses and do more than write things in for convenience and go into detail about other species more often, we wouldn't need to use OCs. Like Yuzu, DD(that one minotaur/human girl), and Driftwood's parents.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:39:44 No.25190610 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190726 >>25190747

>>25190401
Well yeah, but their parents are more like nameless placeholders that you don't really give much thought about, like the two maids that pop up in Radiance's stories some time. They don't really hold any weight to them because they aren't as fleshed out. But with Minos, you seem like you'd like to make him more integrated in Dawn's life. Which is fine for you, but I can't really buy it personally. I'd tolerate it more if Minos was a minotaur satyr since he'd be something that's relevant to the thread, but that's just me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:49:03 No.25190726 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190927

>>25190610
I actually think of him as "those humans/ponies" some satyrs are talked about hooking up with. Where for the most part they're "just the love interest" until they get some limelight on them. Thinking specifically of Hope and Darcy here.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:49:52 No.25190741 Report Delete

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>Satyrs start a show with their new cameras, what do they show?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:50:12 No.25190747 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190850

>>25190610
>If Minos was a minotaur satyr
I can take it either way, but this idea is growing a wee bit of interest in me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:52:28 No.25190779 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190812

Who'd be one of Petunia's friends?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:54:36 No.25190812 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25190779
Peach/Gala/Darcy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:57:56 No.25190850 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25190747
Does he have any sisters?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 16:58:07 No.25190853 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191036 >>25191056 >>25191078 >>25191198

Pop Quiz:
What is Pogo's puppy's name?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:01:00 No.25190894 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190926 >>25191889

Which satyr siblings enjoy cuddling naked on top of each other (nonsexually, they swear) in bed while watching TV?

Hardmode: Not Simmer and Broil.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:03:14 No.25190926 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25190997

>>25190894
None, because they don't live your fetish

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:03:25 No.25190927 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191889

>>25190726
That doesn't happen as much, but they're just placeholders to. Minos seems to have a more significant role than just a placeholder though, which is why I reccomended turning him into a satyr. We've got a handful of OC satyrs, I don't think they'll mind one more. But I understand a bit, I'd like to do something with this cute drake that Fuschs drew a long time ago, but the only red dragon I can think of that isn't Garble is that fuck huge one in the first season. How is he going to imptegnate a human?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:07:24 No.25190997 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25190926

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:09:19 No.25191027 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191091 >>25191703

what satyr boy has the fattest ass?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:09:48 No.25191036 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25190853
Poptart

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:10:40 No.25191056 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25190853
Chocolate Disco

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:11:56 No.25191078 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25190853
Pedobear.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:13:06 No.25191091 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191096 >>25191123

>>25191027
Well, I was gonna say Mumble, but then Petunia came along, but if we're going by comparison to a normal person, snap... God, that ass is fat

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:13:36 No.25191096 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191160

>>25191091
Since when is Mumble a boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:15:09 No.25191123 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191160

>>25191091
>Mumble
>Petunia
>"satyr boy"

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:17:12 No.25191160 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25191096
>>25191123
I misread, didn't see "boy". Still though, Pogo, hands down. Snapshot is a better trap, but too lithe.

DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:20:06 No.25191198 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191249 >>25191269 >>25191348

>>25190853
Whoever gets this question correct, I will draw their request.

Give your answer, along with your request. For example:

"Spot
I request..."

First anon to get it correct wins a request.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:25:41 No.25191249 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191368 >>25191411

>>25191198
Griffith

I request Dawn pregnant with Minos' child
Because.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:27:21 No.25191269 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191368

>>25191198
Winona II
Rory in a sailor suit

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:32:52 No.25191348 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191368 >>25210878

>>25191198
Mr. Fluffy Puppy.
Seems like something Pogo would choose.

Gumdrop wearing a "daddy's girl" buttplug.

DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:34:33 No.25191368 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191411

>>25191249
>>25191269
>>25191348
Nope.
I named his dog a long time ago when I drew the picture. I was wondering if anyone remembered it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:38:41 No.25191411 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191426 >>25193771 >>25194480

>>25191368
Ryder
If lewd: Trap Pogo in swimsuit getting it in the butt
If sfw: re-rolling >>25191249 Because I liked >>25189699

DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:40:32 No.25191426 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191441 >>25191448

>>25191411
>Ryder
>Trap Pogo in swimsuit getting it in the butt
Congratulations, anon!
I'll start working on it tonight when I get home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:42:27 No.25191441 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191460 >>25191481 >>25193771

>>25191426
Yay. Feminine swimsuit, you know, since trap.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:43:03 No.25191448 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191510 >>25191532

>>25191426
inb4 sex-hatefags start raging

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:43:47 No.25191457 Report Delete

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>>25189765
>Go eat a potato
Go fly a kite. I didn't know we were using insults from Andy Griffith.

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DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:44:08 No.25191460 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191485

>>25191441

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:45:47 No.25191481 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191506

>>25191441
Like a bikini?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:45:55 No.25191485 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25191460
... I mean, it was implied, but I didn't want to assu- I'll shut up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:48:04 No.25191506 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191524

>>25191481
Bikini, sling bikini, thong, and whatever those ones are called that just wrap around the body like a ribbon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:48:31 No.25191510 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192587

>>25191448
I like sex as much as others, but even I am getting a little annoyed at the extremely huge amount of it there seems to be here these days.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:49:39 No.25191524 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191548

>>25191506
I think this would look better, hair included of course

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:50:40 No.25191532 Report Delete

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>>25191448
I think some people would actually prefer this to Minos. Honestly, seeing how he rustles some of those hardcore daddy-daughter fags, I'm starting to like him.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 17:51:51 No.25191548 Report Delete

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>>25191524

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:06:18 No.25191703 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191889 >>25201969

>>25191027
>Big Butts Tiers (Male Edition):

>1st: Pogo - All-around best butt. The endless supply of his mother's sweets and his hyperactive energy gives him a super round soft bubble butt with just enough firmness when it jiggles.

>2nd: Simmer - Genetics can be both a blessing and a curse. Really smooth and round, this one could take lots of abuse due to the amount of muscle hidden underneath its soft surface.

>3rd: Snapshot - Worthy of its own magazine article. Very nice rounded shape that's so tight you could flick a penny off the buns.

>4th: Garret - Pretty in its own right, well maintained and has a great amount of malleability

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:18:59 No.25191889 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25191973

>>25191703
>>25190927
>>25190894
Why do you try to shove drakes into everything?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:25:03 No.25191973 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192030

>>25191889
Same reason incest-fags and trap-fags and basically any fags do. It is relevant to their interests. They just don't seem to understand shoving is bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:30:49 No.25192030 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192043 >>25192587

>>25191973
Can we shove our stuff, then? The ones that aren't lewd and actually foster discussion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:32:27 No.25192043 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192143

>>25192030
Dude, eye for an eye, go nuts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 18:42:23 No.25192143 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192445 >>25198002

>>25192043
>A few days ago citizens reported a strange structure sprouting out of the ground in the outskitts of Ponville.
>The Mane Six went in to investigate it, but it's been a week since their return. After the retrieval party sent by Celestia failed, handfuls of citizens start vanishing.
>The satyrs take it among themselves to find their parents.
>Approahing the structure's opening, a magical voice can be heard echoing inside of it saying only seven may enter.
>Which satyrs choose to go and what do they find in there?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:08:25 No.25192445 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25192143
>Seven
How did the m6 get in?
>Spike
Oh...
Glimmer, obviously. Thistle would force her way in. Pogo for shits and giggles. Some of the Cloudsdale kids might try to force their way in, but I doubt they'd be allowed. Darcy, since she's the oldest and feels most responsible for these kids. Radiance would take it upon himself to help. Mistake would sneak in to help. I guess last we need the black kid who dies... No? Okay, Tonsils as the medic.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:15:40 No.25192514 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192526

>>25189869
Here's one of my canned ideas.

It is recess time for all the young satyrs in the Ponyville School. There is one satyr that decided to not join the rest of the children to go outside and have fun, the cow satyr named Petunia. She decided to sneak into one of the trailer classes, the Family and Consumer class to be specific. Petunia had all the ingredients she needed. She had the containers for coconuts oil, cocoa powder, honey, and vanilla extract. She grabs a saucepan and the portable stove, setting the heat to medium-low while, slowly mixing other ingredients in. Suddenly, she hears the door open. Panicking, she tries to hide behind the fridge.
“Hello, anybody in here?”
Petunia recognizes whose voice that is, Thistle. What could she possibly doing here? The cow satyr continues to hide until Thistle goes to the saucepan and try to turn it off.
“Don’t touch that!” Petunia yells at Thistle
Thistle jumps from Petunia.
“Petunia, what are you doing here?”
“Uh, I was making dark chocolate for Hearts and Hooves day.”
Petunia sees the expression on the drakes face. She immediately regrets telling her.
“Why are you making chocolate? Aren’t boys supposed to give it to girls?”
“Well, he’s not going to give any because he doesn’t like me, yet. Mom did tell me that boys like it when you make stuff for them.”
“Who is it for? You got a coltfriend?”
“No, not yet.”
“Ooh, who is it? Is it Utah?”
Thistle was right, but Petunia is a bit reluctant about it.
“Yeah.”
Thistle gets on her tippy toes and puts an arm over the cow satyr’s shoulder.
“Hey, don’t be like that. I’ll tell you that I like Rory.”
“You do?”

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:16:42 No.25192526 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25194173 >>25194283 >>25209871

>>25192514
Petunia notices that the chocolate is stirred enough. She grabs the pan and pours it into a container. She finally puts it into a fridge, knowing that it will take another hour for it to be completely ready.
“Yeah, but he doesn’t see me anything other than another sister.”
The two satyrs continue to talk, realizing how similar their troubles are. They both think that they could help each other out.
“I’m sure this is a little much to ask, but can I have some of the chocolate too?”
“Yeah, it’s fine.

End

DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:22:22 No.25192587 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192906 >>25193388 >>25198038

>>25192030
>can we shove our stuff, then? The ones that aren't lewd and actually foster discussion?
>implying sexual and nonsexual satyr discussion needs to "take turns"
Why do people seem to think that we can't have both at the same time? I've been here for a long time (with a hiatus or two) and for as long as I can remember, both sexual and nonsexual stories, art, and discussion existed in unison. That's what I loved about this place: I could draw fatherly feels pics AS WELL AS sexual pics and everyone was okay with it, plus it gave me more artistic options. What changed?

>>25191510
It's actually been a long time since I've drawn lewd (before I returned a week or two ago, the last lewd I did was over a year ago) so I'm slowly getting back into the stride of it.
I won't apologize for drawing lewd because anons seem to want it. Out of 1068 images of satyrs on derpibooru, only 183 are explicit, and only 19 of those are incest so I don't understand the argument that lewdness/incest is rampant. Of course, I'm only speaking about me drawing pictures and not about greentext/stories because I don't usually read unless I have time at work to spare.

I always try to be fair and respectful, so forgive me for being flippant when I say that some people need to chill the fuck out and stop complaining if the current direction of the thread isn't to their liking.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:54:40 No.25192901 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25192997

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 19:55:22 No.25192906 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25192587
Proportion of lewd to sfw changed drastically for a couple threads. We are going by internet years here, this is all fairly recent after a period of fun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:03:26 No.25192997 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25193333

>>25192901
Ivy as the Fear when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:30:46 No.25193333 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25193357 >>25193368

>>25192997
>Ivy
>Not THAT satyr
https://derpibooru.org/662055?scope=scpe824bed99cae64c6e9b16271d0bf76819e02651e7

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:33:41 No.25193357 Report Delete

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>>25193333
>>25193333
>>25193333
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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:34:15 No.25193368 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25193333
Oh god, the quads! Why must they be wasted?! Seriously though, checked, and ew.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:35:17 No.25193376 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25193357
Hey, you're afraid, aren't you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:36:07 No.25193388 Report Delete

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>>25192587
Love you DJ, that was beautiful.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 20:39:39 No.25193436 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25194056

>>25187534

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DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:12:35 No.25193771 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25193820 >>25194807 >>25194816 >>25214783

>>25191441
>>25191411
Lipstick or no?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:17:24 No.25193820 Report Delete

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>>25193771
Yes yes yes

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:30:48 No.25193990 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:33:05 No.25194016 Report Delete

Quoted By:

How are things going, circlejerk general?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:37:09 No.25194056 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25194097

>>25193436
>No "Crazy He Calls Me" by Billie Holiday.
>No "Object" by Ween
Do you even stalk?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:41:34 No.25194097 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25194137

>>25194056
>She's actually really sensitive about her crush.
>Everytime someone calls her a stalker she cries a little.
>She just really likes her childhood friend.
>How come no one calls Mumbke a stalker, or Thistle?
>It's because she's a cow

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:44:26 No.25194137 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25194097
Her gifts give out a really poor impression.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:47:10 No.25194173 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25192526
I like it, but you have to stop with stating what they are as an introduction ("the cow satyr named Petunia"). Rather, just introduce them by name since most of us know who you're talking about, or just tell her who she is with description.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:54:56 No.25194283 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25192526
I for one think her gifts are precious and cute.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 21:58:13 No.25194323 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25194665

>>25187534
You could have worse stalkers than a lactically blesses submissive.

DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:12:19 No.25194480 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25195077 >>25196685

>>25191411
Hope you like.

https://derpibooru.org/1008423?scope=scpe69e97fc5a6c93a7aa8d8a12e642db3df3d75b3bb

DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:17:21 No.25194539 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25194564

Dinner break, then I'll come back and take a few sketch requests.

DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:19:08 No.25194564 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25194539
Maybe...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:27:51 No.25194665 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25194693

>>25194323
Isn't that the premise to flutterrape?
>We somehow went full circle with a satyr who always looks angry and a cow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:30:33 No.25194693 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25194665
Yes, except that Fluttershy doesn't usually lactate.
Probably.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:40:46 No.25194807 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25193771
The thinness of the neck seems off. The sternocleidomastoid wouldn't be that predominate in that thin a space, with the anatomic style you are doing just doesnt jell with me. My only suggestion as a critic would be to make it a smaller line.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 22:41:51 No.25194816 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25193771
What a strange hat he's wearing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 23:03:12 No.25195077 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25194480
M-muh...

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 23 Oct 2015 23:57:05 No.25195694 Report Delete

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DJ Fri 23 Oct 2015 23:58:55 No.25195714 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25195749 >>25195780 >>25195910 >>25196685

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:01:00 No.25195749 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25195714
OOOOOOOo golly gee, thats just the cutest thing!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:02:54 No.25195780 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25195714
>Anon tells melody the greatest lie of them all
>He told her it was a cookie
>But it was actually a smore
What a monster

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:11:31 No.25195910 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25195985

>>25195714
Cute, but the head is kinda oversized into slightly "holy hell" territory.

Are you gonna take requests, by the way? I just wanna know if I should should bother staying up or not.

DJ Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:19:01 No.25195985 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25196002

>>25195910
>but the head is kinda oversized
>perspective

I'm not sure. I haven't even eaten yet and it depends on what I feel like doing after eating.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 00:21:15 No.25196002 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25195985
Still, even from that perspective.
Maybe it's just the shape of the head making it look that way.

And thanks, man. Maybe next time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 01:34:18 No.25196685 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25194480
yowza

>>25195714
awww

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 02:04:47 No.25196949 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25197138

please

please less faggots

its beginning to dominate all the threads

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 02:17:19 No.25197063 Report Delete

Quoted By:

"Please decrease the amount of homosexuals that have become prevalent among the threads!"
Anon's cries echoed among the desolate chamber, for he was but one of the very few left within said thread. Had he waited for a busier hour of the day, he may have garnered several more replies than this sole answer with his pointless observation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 02:27:24 No.25197138 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25197845 >>25198067 >>25198729

>>25196949
So we go back to shipping and straight lewd? Or cozy slice of life? What about action and adventure since that rarely pops up in this thread. Which spoke on the wheel are we turning today?

>Satyrs find themselves locked in a room and can only come out after confessing their feelings.

>Satyr has their first experience staying at a human hotel.

>Satyrs are the few ones unaffected by a terrible magic pandemic that's killing off native Equestrians while the monsters and untamed wild surge and encroach upon civilization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 03:58:00 No.25197845 Report Delete

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>>25197138
Shouldn't be too strange at the hotel except maybe the shower.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 04:20:42 No.25198002 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25192143

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 04:25:25 No.25198038 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25192587
This.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 04:27:55 No.25198058 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25195694
She looks pretty bad ass.
I wonder if she's good at (and enjoys) fighting a lot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 04:29:29 No.25198067 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25198729

>>25197138
I like the first two.
The last one sounds like some lame grimdark thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 07:44:13 No.25198729 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25197138
I like em

>>25198067
Sounds more M rated jrpg. Where now they must band together and fight E-vel

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:02:20 No.25199358 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199568

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:02:21 No.25199359 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199589 >>25199605

Petunia likes Utah, who likes Thorn, who likes Alex, who likes Pogo, who likes a lot of guys. Fuck love triangle, we got a love fustercluck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:41:19 No.25199568 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25199358
If the satyrs entered the Tournament, then who would win and become the champion?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:44:02 No.25199589 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199625

>>25199359
I think the best way to handle ships you don't personally follow is to consider them past, failed relationships. Leads to interesting thoughts of what went wrong

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:45:35 No.25199604 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199626

>Satyrs gets a day at the Spa with their BBF.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:45:41 No.25199605 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199652

>>25199359
That's why I said that idea was scrapped. I was originally going to do something where Thistle and Petunia help each other out.

Then someone said they ship Thorn and Utah together. It sounded so bad, that it came around and became charming in a way. Two satyrs who hate each other eventually get along and possibly something because of things happening to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:48:33 No.25199625 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199637 >>25199653

>>25199589
I think the best way is to pretend they don't exist.
Viewing them as past relationships both forms a sort of Princess Applejack threadcanon, adds a sort of tension to otherwise normal interactions between characters, and adds a lot more awkwardness if you prefer a solo Anon and his herd.
I say this as a big time incestfag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:48:36 No.25199626 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25201415

>>25199604
>Spa
>Boys
Pfft. Gay. What guy in their right mind goes to the- AH. Oh. Good crack-oooooh... There we go. Little higher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:50:28 No.25199637 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199700

>>25199625
Fuck off Vhatug
<3

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:52:44 No.25199652 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199681 >>25200248

>>25199605
Well, I mean, I'm still on board with Petunia hooking up with Utah. I imagine it like >>25187534 but minus the trash taste in chinese cartoons. Where Thorn boils down to an obnoxious punk Sakura. Which also loads some jokes about Utah being a ninja of the west.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:52:54 No.25199653 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25199625
>Princess Applejack threadcanon
Is that still going?

I was there for the start, and it was a fun ride... But it got stupid quite quickly...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:56:21 No.25199681 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25199652
His Ninja way is gun.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 10:58:18 No.25199700 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199751

>>25199637
I'll always LOVE you bby.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:03:05 No.25199751 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199825 >>25199939

>>25199700
Everytime this gets posted, I feel proud that I got something screencapped. If someone can actually guess the writefag responsible, I'll do some green. No bars, any satyr(s) and any subject.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:09:22 No.25199825 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25199751
If I was around during those days, I'd hazard a guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:17:12 No.25199939 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25199985

>>25199751
thg?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:19:26 No.25199985 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25200052 >>25200059

>>25199939
Oh.. I actually expected that to take longer. Huh, heh, glad I'm remembered. So, have something in mind? Lewd, sfw, ship, incest, young, old, anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:23:31 No.25200052 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25200098

>>25199985
I hope that Anon actually wants some daddy x daughter with Gumdrop, it'd be appropriate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:23:47 No.25200059 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25200151

>>25199985
Anon and his kid nerding out at Ponycomiccon!Canterlot, and whichever satyrs are easiest for you.

I'm a fan of yours, and have been since FSR...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:26:45 No.25200098 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25200052
I'd like to see more of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:30:11 No.25200151 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25200226 >>25200240

>>25200059
Ohhh, very easy stuff. Just give me a satyr and I'll make it work. The most obvious ones would probably be Emma, Glimmer, or Thistle, but what fun is settling for obvious? Unless you like one of those three, then just say the word.

Glad I've been able to entertain for that long and hope I can continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:33:20 No.25200226 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25200151
I'm not the requester, but I think a satyr that is normally a prude would be good. Maybe the son or daughter of royalty. I'd personally like to see more stories of Dee, though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:33:53 No.25200240 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25200306 >>25200345

>>25200151
You know what?

Let's stretch the writing muscles.

Anon takes Venus/Carra Mia/Whatever, and they end up arguing with Shining Armour over Hyperspace Hyperwars...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:34:02 No.25200248 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25199652
>>25199652
The last time I watched Naruto was with the dub was on toonami. I think I watched until that boy who looked like a girl died. So I really don't know what they're talking about.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:36:55 No.25200306 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25200382

>>25200240
Donezo. Have to do some things during the morning, but I should have it done by tonight or sometime tomorrow if it's larger than I am planning. Which happens a lot with me... That Sonata story was meant to be a few shorts joje posts.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:38:59 No.25200345 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25200382

>>25200240
>thumbnail
You don't deserve to be written for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:40:32 No.25200382 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25200306
It always happends. You get to the 2100th character, and you think you might as well add a few hundred words, fill up that second box.

BAM

Now you're writing an epic.

>>25200345
I feel ashamed. I thought I had it saved, but didn't, so went to do a quick grab.

Time to commit sudoku

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 11:54:23 No.25200818 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25200940 >>25201059 >>25201243

Marble Pie satyr when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:00:23 No.25200940 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25201047 >>25201243

>>25200818
>Marble
I still prefer Inkie and Blinkie...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:02:40 No.25201047 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25201243 >>25201429

>>25200940
Anon needs to herd up all of them. Pinkie, Inkie, Blinkie, Marble and Maud, and fill those fertile earth pony wombs with little abominations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:02:57 No.25201059 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25201130 >>25201243

>>25200818

>Fluttershy 3.0

At least the hot blooded one (I didn't quite catch her name) was more original.

Maud is still shit though

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:04:20 No.25201130 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25201243

>>25201059
I liked Limestone too. She's got an interesting personality.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:06:40 No.25201243 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25201295

>>25200818
>>25200940
>>25201047
>>25201059
>>25201130
That entire episode was a fuckfest in a bath of shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:08:04 No.25201295 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25201386

>>25201243
The episode wasn't that great, but it gave some former background ponies canon personalities.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:10:24 No.25201386 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25201295
That isn't some sort of saving throw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:11:15 No.25201415 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25199626
Kek, that's either Hotshot or Pear I picture saying that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:11:54 No.25201429 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25201563

>>25201047
>Herding
I imagine it would go like an episode of trailer park cops.

>"You ASS! You told me you loved me!"
>"You? Bitch, he put a baby in me!"
>"And FOUR in me!"
>"Anon. How could you do this. We have a daughter."
>"Oh my god, Maud, will you stop with the Aspergers shtick?!"
>"Uwaaahaaahaaa. I am enotionally vulnerable. I thought you were my fucking sister. Anon, you bastard."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:16:51 No.25201563 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25204362

>>25201429
Would Anon be holding a glass of rum and coke that's full all the time? This is an important question.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 12:35:26 No.25201969 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25202790 >>25206041

>>25191703
>Leaving out Ms. Peachbottom satyr from the butt tier

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 13:29:55 No.25202790 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25203241

>>25201969

But Cobbler isn't a trap.

At least not yet

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:05:06 No.25203241 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25203275

>>25202790
But he's cute and has a nice butt

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:08:36 No.25203275 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25203398 >>25204490

>>25203241

>But he's cute and has a nice butt

That's how it starts. Then someone puts him in a dress, gives him some lipstick, and he's sucking cocks before the day is out.

Besides, why are the traps the only guys with nice butts? Why can't anyone else have the ?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 14:20:03 No.25203398 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25204568

>>25203275
Garret, Snapshot, and Pogo seem dress up and wear lipstick, Simmer's just unluck from his perspective. Plus, not every guy with a nice butt has to be a trap. Herc definitely has some glutes of steel, and I bet the Apple guys have the familial thunder thighs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:30:22 No.25204362 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25201563
Yes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:39:34 No.25204490 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25204502 >>25204796 >>25204971

>>25203275
You know, all things considered, basically ANY male satyr would be a good trap. Seriously, look at the amount of pretty boys we have. Aside from a hand of macho males; a dress, make up, and some fruit boobs would make them look like a decent girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:40:53 No.25204502 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25204490
Well, BEFORE the hardcore part of puberty hits.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:45:12 No.25204563 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25204968 >>25205136 >>25205405

Give me a prompt like >>25173549, along with any number of satyrs, and I'll fill it. I just need something to do for the next throat clearing two hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:45:31 No.25204568 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25204718 >>25205882

>>25203398
>Not recognizing best male butt being Warren

Disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 15:57:58 No.25204718 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25204568
That's dong. His butt is kinda... Normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:03:26 No.25204796 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25204897

>>25204490
>Icarus, Timber, Rory, Pear, Cashmere, Jay, Sterling, Dynamo, Maverick, and Hotshot
>All entered in the 1st Annual Trap contest against their will
>They all look pretty
>The salt becomes physical, drowning the town in it
>Great success!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:12:01 No.25204897 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25205218

>>25204796
Is Sterling a dwarfette in it?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:18:43 No.25204968 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25209005 >>25211724

>>25204563
>What's the one thing [insert satyr here] cannot shut up about? Two girls, two guys.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:19:02 No.25204971 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25205058 >>25205218 >>25205420

>>25204490

>All male Satyrs are traps
>All female Satyrs are reverse traps

Thanks, feminism.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:26:21 No.25205058 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25204971
>Female satyrs
>Reverse traps
I disagree with this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:31:30 No.25205136 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25209005 >>25211892

>>25204563
>"Dad... I promise this isn't what it looks like!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:37:49 No.25205218 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25205464

>>25204897
Eeyup. Pigtails.
>>25204971
No, just you dumb fuckers HAD to have pretty wives whose genetics would be stronger than yours. Now this is what you get, pretty kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:52:32 No.25205405 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25206615 >>25206931 >>25209005

>>25204563
>"So you mean to tell me that you didn't start the fire?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:53:28 No.25205420 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25204971
>reverse traps
As in tomboyish girls?
I'd like to see more of that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 16:56:24 No.25205464 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25205218

>Magical Realming this hard

If anything their pony bits would come looking out great.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:25:57 No.25205882 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25206056 >>25206060

>>25204568
who the fuck is warren?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:36:47 No.25206041 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25206074 >>25206100

>>25201969
Can Cobbler resist the lure of his own mother's ample plot? He has to notice the way it wiggles and jiggles every time she takes a step. It must be so hard for him since his mother doesn't wear pants.
How about some satyr x pony incest for a change?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:37:44 No.25206056 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25205882
Troubleshoes' satyr. Pretty huge.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:37:55 No.25206060 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25205882
Troubleshoes' boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:39:16 No.25206074 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25206041
Noooo, Anon can't get cuuuucked, he can only consensually fuck his daaaaughter
Would be a change.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:41:16 No.25206100 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25206124

>>25206041
I'd like that. DJ did a pic with Rainbow x Icarus.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:43:04 No.25206124 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25206100
Does a shitty sketch count? This one's better
https://derpibooru.org/340251?scope=scpe9744ddd58deada62ee62d4fa15aab6812fd82cc4

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 17:48:45 No.25206213 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25207084

http://original.livestream.com/mlpstreams
Spooky movies in 10 minutes, Friday the 13th and Halloween!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:18:16 No.25206615 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25205405
part 4 confirmed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:27:48 No.25206766 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25166261
aren't pegasus satyrs supposed to have wings?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:38:10 No.25206931 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25205405

>"Have we started a fire, daddy?"
"Yes, Yuzu. The fire rises."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ayMp6K8pwg

Some say Anon's a pretty big guy.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:48:32 No.25207084 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25207139 >>25207448

>>25206213

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 18:52:10 No.25207139 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25207448

>>25207084
How many threads are you (and he, I guess) lurking in?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:08:01 No.25207375 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25207465 >>25207577 >>25207827

>>25173549
>Yuzu: Cooking practice
what would she try to cook?
what's her favorite dish to eat?
favorite vegetable?
would she like spicy foods or hate them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:13:09 No.25207448 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25207084
>>25207139
It's the usual threads that get invited, 9 or so in total. We made that list ages ago I literally only lurk 2 of them

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:14:59 No.25207465 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25207593

>>25207375
All I know is those fluffy ears.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:24:27 No.25207577 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25207375
She's DJ's pride and joy, so she'd probably like Tex-Mex, which means yes, she would love spicy foods and her favorite vegetable would probably be corn.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:25:26 No.25207593 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25207465
No touching. Only her dad's allowed to touch them when he softly brushes them to help her fall asleep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:36:13 No.25207727 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25207954

>>25191459
>>25185816
I did a couple more satyrifications sortof
I don't draw these enough, or come here often

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:43:04 No.25207827 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25207848 >>25210613

>>25207375

By the power of these dubs, I demand a story about Anon helping Yuzu deal with the discomfort of having her adult fangs come in. Most of said pain is the result of her accidentally biting her own lips and tongue repeatedly.

He still keeps her baby fangs as a keepsake.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:44:04 No.25207848 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25207827
Fuck you, Bateman!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 19:51:59 No.25207954 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25207727
Understandable. We do fight amongst each other like a brother and sister

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 21:01:27 No.25209005 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25204968
>>25205136
>>25205405
I'll hit these up tonight. Totally had to clock in soon after my post.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:18:25 No.25209871 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25192526
Fuck it, I'm bored and have a bit of writer's block with my other story right now. What else should Petunia and Thistle do to try to get the two boys to notice them before Hearts and Hoofs day? Should it be a double date?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 22:52:56 No.25210348 Report Delete

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DJ Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:11:41 No.25210613 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25210651 >>25210722 >>25210878 >>25211038 >>25212580 >>25214133 >>25214720 >>25214946 >>25215031

>>25207827
I'm not sure if anon would know what to do...

If anyone is lurking, I'll take some requests.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:14:43 No.25210651 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25210913

>>25210613
Picture of Petunia Without the udders is an option

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:21:09 No.25210722 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25211047 >>25211143

>>25210613
Anon's parents spoiling their grandchildren

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:37:02 No.25210878 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25211063

>>25210613
This >>25191348 if you don't mind too much.

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DJ Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:40:07 No.25210913 Report Delete

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>>25210651
Hips and tits for days, right?

I can't really decide what bottoms to give her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:51:52 No.25211017 Report Delete

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>>25210913
>>25210913
If you keep the udders, a skirt would probably be good. If not hot pants or something like that

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:53:14 No.25211038 Report Delete

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>>25210613

Hot Shot dressed as Boba Fett

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:54:21 No.25211047 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25211061 >>25211143

>>25210722
>want to make a similar suggestion but with pony-gramma
>have to develop the keeds first
fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:55:30 No.25211061 Report Delete

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>>25211047
Pony grandparents are fine too.

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DJ Sat 24 Oct 2015 23:55:42 No.25211063 Report Delete

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>>25210878

DJ Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:02:18 No.25211143 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25211180 >>25211230 >>25211570

>>25211047
>>25210722
Let's try something a little simpler.

Also, a heads up, I will be drinking and sketching sometime tomorrow night unless something comes up. I have a birthday party to attend tomorrow, but I'm sure it won't continue into the night, plus I'm sure there will be booze, so I'll get a head start.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:04:49 No.25211165 Report Delete

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>>25211063
L-lewd!
Truly, she is best daughteru.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:05:54 No.25211180 Report Delete

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>>25211143
>>25211143
Picture of Rory

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:09:17 No.25211230 Report Delete

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>>25211143
Hope saying, "This is bait."

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DJ Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:38:37 No.25211567 Report Delete

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>>25211230
Sorry for the delay. I got distracted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:38:44 No.25211570 Report Delete

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>>25211143
>>25211230
Agreed. Need more satyr memes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 00:50:11 No.25211724 Report Delete

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>>25204968
>Emma: The new doujinshi comes out next month and I just cannot stop wondering how they're gonna top the last issue.
>Ivy: So Simmer last night--
>Blue Bonnet: No! I cannot use acrylics! Let me explain...
>Blare: I'll start wearing brighter colors tomorrow! I'll bring out the darkness of my scales. Ahh, who am I kidding.
>Kimmy[Mera]: Alright, guess which one of me is talking

>Mason: I just want my mommy.
>Icarus: Finally! Another weekend of seeing Ambrosia!
>Herc: I'm telling you bro, I can teach you how to lift
>Dionysus:--And different distillations of wine create for more or less air bubbles--
>Steam Boat: Snapshot really was the best I ever had...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:02:36 No.25211892 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25211944

>>25205136
>Peach: This isn't a dragon doll. You know I hate dragons. Purple and green. Gosh d-darn coincidence! GET OUT!
>Mau: I didn't mean to bathe on your suit...
>Lola: I-I'm being serious! My friends told me drinking is the only way to go!
>Darcy: I-I promise I'm not midnight accounting. Yes daddy, Momma's supposed to handle the business.
>Gumdrop: Oh no, this is exactly what it looks like
>Fraise: Gah! Close the door! This bomb is gonna go off any minute!
>Mercury: Y-y-yeah dad, this is m-my mail
>Abacus: Fifty Shades is in this year, mum!
>Stormwalker: Oh geez, I bet you thought I was just schlicking the day away, huh? Of course magicians make noises like that!
>Misty: Sorry for ruining your transmission, daddy
>Kaos: Sorry for cleaning the dishes, daddies
>Broil: Dad, we should play Scrabble later. I'll spell out my reasons then.
>Gargle: This picture of Simmer? H-he gave it to me! Yeah.
>Annie: But you told me this was /my/ ice cream cake
>Pebble: I'm sorry, dad. I know you told me to have fun, but I much prefer these books. They're all about rocks.
>Tonsils: Wha? Oh, come on in. Take a hit, I guess.
>Starburst: I really don't see the problem with spiking my hair a little every once in a while

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:05:47 No.25211944 Report Delete

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>>25211892
>Gumdrop: Oh no, this is exactly what it looks like
U-UNF!~

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:08:23 No.25211982 Report Delete

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>>25211944
You're welcome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 01:56:37 No.25212580 Report Delete

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>>25210613
satyrs in tight shorts/pants

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:20:51 No.25213549 Report Delete

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Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 03:31:52 No.25213642 Report Delete

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>>25213549
worst satyr coming through

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:38:44 No.25214133 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>25210613
yuzu with braces when?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:32:10 No.25214720 Report Delete

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>>25210613
God damn it, I missed you again! Still requesting >>25180937

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:42:45 No.25214783 Report Delete

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>>25193771
where can i see the finished product?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:16:51 No.25214946 Report Delete

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>>25210613
Thanks to her now larger adult canines, Yuzu has to learn how to speak without a lisp.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:35:08 No.25215023 Report Delete

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>>25210913
>"Moo, canI go to school now that I don't have udders?"
"Yeah, I guess, but why would you want to go to school?"
>"... Tooo get a higher education than farm hand?"

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:36:38 No.25215031 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25215039

>>25210613
Tired and sleepy, but if a get, I request sexy Flora and Fauna

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:37:40 No.25215039 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25215492

>>25215031
Meh, fuck it, going to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:56:40 No.25215492 Report Delete

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>>25215039
>Anon tucking in a sleepy teenage son
>He may be a bit of a butt now, but still his son
... That's actually pretty adorable

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:52:55 No.25216205 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25216214

>>25216138
Peach is pretty.

>>25216149
Pear looks like he belongs on a country focused show.

>>25216159
Lola should wear pants, avoid people eye humping dat ass

>>25216168
Seriously, what the fuck is his name? Her name, whatever, NAME.

>>25216178
>>25216188
>>25216199
And these all got blasted the moment after I opened the reply box. What up with the mass picture post?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:52:57 No.25216206 Report Delete

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>>25216168
Lube. Lots and lots and lots of lube, and a little monkey dick magic <3

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:54:01 No.25216214 Report Delete

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>>25216205
It's time for #133.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:55:18 No.25216228 Report Delete

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>>25216214
... I want to call you a derogatory term, but considering you just wasted 10 posts with only four more, I honestly don't know what would fit. Three more/

Anonymous

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