Imagine having to look after an immobile, obese blobby Thunderlane.

Imagine you've fed him to the point where he's trapped in his own huge body, unable to move save for the chewing motions of his jaws and the wiggling of his useless legs. At his size, even that's enough to make him break out in a sweat.

Imagine if the housebound stallion was completely dependent on you to feed him, clean him, and occasionally pleasure him. Imagine the sound of his laboured gasping for air and the gurgling of his enormous belly as you tirelessly and lovingly tend to him.

Statistically, at least 30.7% of you just got a boner from this.