>>25210894"Pinkie, dude, pinkie... What did you put in this cupcake?"
> you pick it up and examine it.> its,just a simple blue cupcake with a rainbow paper cup.> "Uh... Nothing special. Just some sugar, flour love, and blue raspberries. Do you know how hard it is to find somebody who grows blue raspberries? It's not-""I want to come inside it."
> a moment of awkward silence.> "You want to what? Nonny.... You do know it's not a house right?"> you ignore her and put the cake down on the table."Pinks, I'm gunna need you to look away."
> you start fumbling with your zipper.> "what? Why?!""Just..."
> your hands are moving faster, but losing purpose, like an angry drunk trying to tie his shoes."JUST..."
> the bulge in your pants is rapidly expanding."...DO IT!"
> your prayer to Shia labouf goes unanswered as the bulge In your pants expands to the size of a grapefruit.> PANIC> "Nonny! Just wait! I-I'll get a nurse!""ITS TOO LATE. AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
> as your dong reaches critical expansion, it punches a hole in the front of your pants like a chest burster from alien.> it imbeds itself in the blue cupcake, then starts spewing semen like a fire hose.> the cupcake is gone, vaporized by your cockcannon.> you attempt to grab your shlong, but it rears up like an angry snake God, smashing down on your chest, completely winding you and sending you to the ground.> pinkie is screaming.> she grabs for the tongs and tries to grip your donger. Which is flailing of its own accord, the thrust of your semen pushing you across the ground. > the angry cock rears up, screeching at pinkie, knocking the tongs from her hands.> REEEEEEEEEEE> Pinkie is knocked unconscious from the force of your dick's blow, falling face first into a puddle of semen."PINKIE!"
> Your literally raging boner starts sniffing around for new victims as you crawl over to pinks.> you roll her over, struggling to get over her and perform CPR. 
