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>>25213402
Now when you say "attracted to animals" it's like you're implying all animals.
To answer your question no I'm not, but horses have the most bomb ass pussy in the world.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:22:59 No.25214032 Report Delete

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>>25213402
>he's not attracted to animals

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:24:35 No.25214045 Report Delete

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>>25213412
>>25213402
"we aint nothin but mammals, so lets do what they do on the discovery channel."

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:25:31 No.25214052 Report Delete

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Yes. Are you not?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:26:25 No.25214057 Report Delete

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Yes, several. A plethora even,

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:49:45 No.25214218 Report Delete

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>>25213402
No, it's all ironic

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 04:58:51 No.25214276 Report Delete

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>>25213402
I'm attracted to Greg.

He's an animal.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:27:16 No.25214398 Report Delete

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>>25213402
2D animals yes

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:50:28 No.25214514 Report Delete

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>>25213402
No. And i don't ever think sexually about the ponies in the show. But... there was one time when i was fourteen that i was horny 24/7 and one day i woke up wanting to fuck a bird. Yes, a bird i'm not joking. I spent the whole afternoon in my backyard trying to catch one but failed miserably. I don't know why but the thought of having a bird in my underwear flapping its wings desperately to escape from my domain while me jacking off to it was giving me a boner.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:53:05 No.25214531 Report Delete

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>>25214514
Welp

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:01:19 No.25214574 Report Delete

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>>25214514
ducking kek

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:04:13 No.25214589 Report Delete

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>>25214514

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:16:40 No.25214642 Report Delete

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>>25214514
One time I wanted to fuck a salmon. There's much less porn than you'd think.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 06:52:19 No.25214834 Report Delete

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>>25214642
Dead or alive?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:38:45 No.25215046 Report Delete

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>>25213402
Well someone was attracted to your mother.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:48:23 No.25215104 Report Delete

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>>25214514
Why so horny when 14? Male sexuality doesn't peak till 18.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:50:59 No.25215116 Report Delete

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>>25213402
Eww of course no

except horses

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:57:12 No.25215145 Report Delete

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>>25213402
If given the chance I would go for the horse pussy.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:20:52 No.25215272 Report Delete

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>>25214276
Mmf.

>>25215145
Without a doubt. Me too.

I liked horses/dogs before MLP. Now after ~6 months porn-free the attraction for dogs and many hardcore fetishes has gone away but horses are still top-tier. In fact, I fantasize about pone probably equally with human. And having a life-sze lewd pony plush is nice too.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:36:49 No.25215356 Report Delete

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>>25215104
Check out this pleb.

Honestly, I would probably have cared more about learning and less about chasing tail in high school. Also, would probably have aboided that pregnancy scare in junior year.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:00:28 No.25215862 Report Delete

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>>25214514
faggot

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:05:42 No.25215892 Report Delete

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>>25215272
>lewd life size plush

C-can we see?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:16:46 No.25215956 Report Delete

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Cartoon characters, speciation nonspecific.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:28:33 No.25216027 Report Delete

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>>25215892

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:35:00 No.25216065 Report Delete

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>>25213402
I'm no longer attracted to humans in any way. Does that answer your question?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:35:45 No.25216072 Report Delete

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>>25216027

i would insult you, but it would only be to cover up my jealousy

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:38:41 No.25216096 Report Delete

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>>25216072
and its freaks like you guys is why i left the fandom, thanks alot horse fuckers

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:40:00 No.25216103 Report Delete

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>>25216096
your welcome :D

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:49:38 No.25216177 Report Delete

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>>25216096

>leave fandom
>still here
cool meme fam

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:51:02 No.25216189 Report Delete

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>>25215104
>clearly not a man

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 11:00:13 No.25216270 Report Delete

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>>25213402
most of this board including me, yes. at least the ones posting

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:31:40 No.25217668 Report Delete

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>>25216270
>Implying your not being ironic.
>Implying you don't just fap to MLP porn.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:32:59 No.25217676 Report Delete

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>>25214276
Board sure likes sucking this guys cock.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:34:28 No.25217691 Report Delete

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>>25215104
I started jacking off when I was 10 or 11.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:35:03 No.25217695 Report Delete

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>>25217676
Because he is cool.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:39:30 No.25217748 Report Delete

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>>25217668
In ye old days most anons had your mindset, until someone posted their experience (in detail) about a mare masturbating on them.

Pictures also helped.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:39:56 No.25217754 Report Delete

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>>25217691
I still remember that time when i was 11 years old, i was in class and suddenly i found myself staring at a girl for the first time. I was kinda shocked when i reacted to what i was doing but hey it was a good experience to discover the whole sexuality thing back in the day.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:42:14 No.25217784 Report Delete

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>>25217691
Nigger I started when I was 4.

I was a frisky little bastard.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:35:15 No.25218364 Report Delete

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>>25217695
And actually really talented.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:37:55 No.25218399 Report Delete

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>>25213402
Even normies are attracted to animals.
Humans are animals my friend

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 14:41:08 No.25218434 Report Delete

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I'd like a Harem with Twilight, Reinbo, Fluttersloots.
Reality though, White horse with that golden mane and pink cunt.

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>>25216027
I need to know where you got it and I need this information now.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 15:22:05 No.25218860 Report Delete

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>>25214514
>>25214531
>>25214574
>>25214589
>>25214642
>>25215104

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:19:56 No.25220910 Report Delete

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Bump for spicy stories.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:35:35 No.25221094 Report Delete

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>>25216270
attracted to MLP ponies =/= attracted to real ponies
Only about 50 percent actually are

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:45:14 No.25221199 Report Delete

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>>25216177

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:49:40 No.25221255 Report Delete

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>>25213402
I've tried looking at animal porn plenty of times but it never works for me. Other than being real, they just don't have the perks that cartoon ponies have.

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>>25221094
So that's 1 in 2 chance?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:52:44 No.25221298 Report Delete

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>>25216096
>freaks like you guys
Nigga what?
This has been the norm on this board since its founding.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:54:03 No.25221315 Report Delete

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>>25213402
Yes.
The biggest reason I haven't fucked a horse yet is because I'm religious.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:55:04 No.25221330 Report Delete

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>>25215356
>probably have aboided that pregnancy scare in junior year.
Morning after pills truly are lifesavers.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:56:21 No.25221347 Report Delete

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>>25221315
>Spoiler
How the fuck does that even work? Where does it say you can't slip a pony the old sausage?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:56:27 No.25221349 Report Delete

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>>25221330
more like life-enders amirite

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 18:58:47 No.25221379 Report Delete

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>>25221347
Exodus 22:19
>“Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death.”
Leviticus 18:23
>"Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.”
Leviticus 20:15-16
>“If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he must be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.” Deuteronomy 27:21
>“Cursed is the man who has sexual relations with any animal.”

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:02:57 No.25221435 Report Delete

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>>25221349
I'll deal with the holy consequences of my actions when I get to the pearly gates anon.

>>25221379
I'm fairly certain not being allowed to eat shrimp is in the good book too somewhere.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:03:24 No.25221442 Report Delete

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>>25221379
>Welp thats pretty cut and dry

Would our technicolor pones be covered in those texts?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:07:50 No.25221516 Report Delete

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>>25221379
Religion only stays in the middle between you and your dreams, Anon. A grown man should live his life to his fullest. Besides you can always regret it later and ask for your god's forgiveness!

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:08:48 No.25221533 Report Delete

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>>25221330
Not when you're a poor high school kid, living in a small town woth one pharmacy (whose policy it is to inform parents about kids buying contraceptives).

My parents wouldn't have cared, hers were super Christians that would have probably killed her though.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:11:49 No.25221573 Report Delete

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>>25221442
I assume hope not, namely because they're sentient.
Otherwise, just fuck my shit up fam.

>>25221516
oy vey

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:16:27 No.25221619 Report Delete

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>>25221516
>not treating your religion at least as well as your local football team and keeping it well dusted and visiting every so often
I'm studying evolutionary biology and hate Genesis but I guess I'm just a fan of communal tea and biscuits.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:17:53 No.25221641 Report Delete

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>>25221573
>St peter looks at you then his book which states Anon had relations with magical talking ponies.
>That gate isnt opening
>Sweat drips down your form
>St peter shakes his head at you
>A fiery hole appears in the clouds
>"Anon you knew it was against Gods laws but yet you did so anyways. What is your defense of your immortal soul?"

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:22:35 No.25221692 Report Delete

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>>25221641
"Woah now, they were effectively humans in the form in magical equines. How was I supposed to know?"
>confusion ensues
>new verse added to the bible regarding magical talking horses
>get off because it's not technically wrong
ha

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:26:45 No.25221737 Report Delete

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>>25221641
>"now I want you, just for one second, to just look at this thing, now you, tell me, did God not make this thing for sex? Would you not stick your dick in this thing?"

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:27:35 No.25221753 Report Delete

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>>25221533
>high school kid

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:36:37 No.25221868 Report Delete

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>>25213418
Lol shit i remember that thread, most invested in a story about some kid fucking a horse ive ever been

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:39:38 No.25221902 Report Delete

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>>25215104
Are you a christian or something? A budhist monk maybe?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:44:03 No.25221960 Report Delete

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>>25213402
fapping to horsepron was one of the first non-vanilla things i did. this was long before i watched mlp. probably sometime around 2000 or so. im not really that shocked that im here now...

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>>25222222

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:29:38 No.25222550 Report Delete

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>>25216072
>>25218456
I made it myself. I made a Lyra out of fleece, then a small Octavia out of minky before moving on to the full-size. Total time between all three was ~110 hours of work or so. Like a measly $180 in supplies compared to the 1 grand it would cost for a custom pone. I need to finish making her cello and a bow tie.. Been lazy. Go join the plush thread.

>>25221274
You could be standing next to a horsefucker the very next time you leave the house.

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>>25214276
i love how adorkable he is
i\d listen to his political and social know;edge a;; night long by the fireplace

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:38:12 No.25222649 Report Delete

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>>25221737
kek

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:47:06 No.25222768 Report Delete

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>>25221753
Yeah m8. Pretty glad I graduated a decade ago. Now it's nothing but ponies and my shitty apartment.

Living the dream, right guys?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:50:10 No.25222817 Report Delete

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>>25213402
Only the animal that's the same animal as I am.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:08:52 No.25223091 Report Delete

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>>25221379
Ah yes your good old murder book, you do you don't let those dead ass old men tell ya how to live

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:11:41 No.25223123 Report Delete

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>>25213417
Who is this guy?

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:12:38 No.25223134 Report Delete

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>>25213402
Only 2D.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:32:28 No.25223348 Report Delete

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Like animals but never really in that way.

Also made a lifesize lewd like >>25222550

I'm all into the pone currently.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:35:43 No.25223389 Report Delete

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>>25223123
Christopher Poole

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 21:58:28 No.25223626 Report Delete

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>>25223123
Barack Hussein Obama

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:24:17 No.25224672 Report Delete

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Bump.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:26:26 No.25224702 Report Delete

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>>25223123
It's probably Ben Garrison

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 23:56:58 No.25225040 Report Delete

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>>25214514
Top kek

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:36:21 No.25225489 Report Delete

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>>25223123
moots replacement.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 00:37:48 No.25225507 Report Delete

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>>25213402
yeah i am attracted for the humans girls

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 01:41:35 No.25226117 Report Delete

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>>25222617
I'd listen to him read stories all night long by the fireplace

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:34:30 No.25226568 Report Delete

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Yes, but given who I am and the characteristics I have, I would never go through with fucking, or even fapping to said animal.

For as long as I can remember I've been attracted to Border Collies, Bearded vultures, Wedge tailed eagles, Harpy eagles, Barn owls, Eurasian eagle-owls, Dolphins, Orcas, sharks, Crocodiles, pythons, Komodo dragons and horses.

I'd never fuck one though, mainly because either I can't find said animal, or it would affect my life significantly if others knew. I could loose my fucking job.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:39:53 No.25226582 Report Delete

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No. not really

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 05:54:03 No.25226638 Report Delete

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>>25222550
Well anon, how much do you want for a fuckable plush like that?

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 06:39:06 No.25226793 Report Delete

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>>25221379
are you going to put me to the death for wearing pants anon?

but in all seriousness none of you should be fucking horses because odds are you will get bucked, some may say "well good riddance to horse fuckers" but those people don't stop long enough to think about what retarded ranchers do to horses that buck people.

if you care about the flower, don't pick it. you'll just kill it.

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