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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:25:18 No.25214393 View Reply Report Delete

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>You find cadence has a book titled "every pony's sexual desires"
>if you open it she'll know and definitely be mad
>what do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:26:13 No.25214395 Report Delete

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open it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:30:32 No.25214413 Report Delete

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Get Spike to open it and blame him

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:31:56 No.25214422 Report Delete

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Tear out the pages while it's closed. It wasn't open so she won't know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:34:40 No.25214438 Report Delete

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Make sure she didn't miss any of mine. I don't want people mistaking me for some kind of vanilla pleb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:36:06 No.25214447 Report Delete

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Write "Hot Human D" on every page.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:40:35 No.25214464 Report Delete

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>>25214447
As soon as you finish writing cadence quietly trots through the door and says
>That's not how that works anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:42:19 No.25214469 Report Delete

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>>25214464
So candy-ass, what are your husband's sexual desires, j-just wondering.. heh

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:44:59 No.25214484 Report Delete

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>>25214464
Lie on the floor and cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:45:34 No.25214487 Report Delete

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>there's a book about midget horse sexual desires, and a love goddess needs it

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:46:18 No.25214493 Report Delete

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>>25214484
Best option i guess

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:47:04 No.25214497 Report Delete

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>>25214469
"You tell me, you opened my book didn't you"
>she opens the window
"W-w-well uh.... yes."
>dhe hoists you in the air with her magic
"So give me one good reason not to drop you out of this window, and keep in mind sweetheart we're 27 floors high."

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:47:17 No.25214498 Report Delete

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>search me
>write down Shining Armor

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:48:27 No.25214505 Report Delete

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>>25214498
Your sexual desire is shining arnor?

Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined.

Oh, look, a namefag. Your day is ruined. Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:49:58 No.25214511 Report Delete

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>open book
>don't read it
>laugh in the most mocking way possible as she chews me out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:50:12 No.25214513 Report Delete

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>>25214497
Think of the poor horse who'd have to clean it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:51:30 No.25214522 Report Delete

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>>25214513
"I said a good reason anon."

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:51:56 No.25214525 Report Delete

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>>25214513
I can't think of any horse who would have to clean it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 05:55:07 No.25214537 Report Delete

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>>25214513
"We just turn the remnants of you into a crystal statue to remind others not to fuck with my stuff"

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:07:30 No.25214911 Report Delete

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>open book
>put book down, leaving it open
>turn 360 degrees
>roll away on heelies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:14:22 No.25214935 Report Delete

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>>25214393
Walk up to her and ask why the fuck she has a book of everyone's fetishes and then ask if I can look up Lyra heartstrings

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 07:57:21 No.25215148 Report Delete

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>>25214393
>open it
>use her page for blackmail
>blackmail everyone else too
>copy everything down and use as fap material
>burn book for being too dangerous

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:02:29 No.25215174 Report Delete

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>>25214393
Steal the book and ask Twilight to use her spell to put me as a drawing inside the book so I can read it while it's closed

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:22:19 No.25215281 Report Delete

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>>25214393
Open it. When she gets mad, tell her I'm illiterate in Equestrian or whatever pseudo-cryillic the show uses.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:24:10 No.25215292 Report Delete

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>>25214911

>Heelies

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:42:35 No.25215397 Report Delete

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>>25214393
>Cadence enters her chambers, to find Anon reading her book
>"Anon! What's the meaning of this?!"
>Without glancing up from the book, Anon simply grunts
"Huh?"
>With her magic, Cadence snatches the book out from Anon's hands
>"Do you have any idea how dangerous it is to learn the sexual desires and needs of every mare and stallion on Equestria?!"
>Anon shrugs, as he dusts himself off before walking out of the room
"I don't know, you tell me. I can't read horsie scribbles that you call Equestrian literature"
>Cadence is left a little dumb-founded, as Anon walks out of her chambers
>But, as she opens the book, Cadence noticed that Anon had written this phrase on every page
>"CRISPY CREAM-FILLED PONUTS"
>What in the name of butt fuckery did he mean by that?!

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:53:37 No.25215473 Report Delete

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>>25215397
>CRISPY CREAM-FILLED PONUTS

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:54:49 No.25215482 Report Delete

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Is there any way to open it without her knowing?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 08:55:45 No.25215487 Report Delete

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>Give the book to Twillight
>Say it's a good read.
>Watch her open it first
>Reads it smiling in glee after she drops the book
>Apparently read the part about her brother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:00:54 No.25215507 Report Delete

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Can't i just ask to read it? Surely the ever kind and beautiful Mi Amore Candenza wont begrudge me a little light reading. If that fails, i'll ask Twilight she should know where another copy would be available.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:11:52 No.25215566 Report Delete

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>>25215397
Why butt fuckery, of course.

So does that mean butts filled with krispy kreme-like doughnuts or actual anuses/rectums that are crispy and filled with cream?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:19:59 No.25215606 Report Delete

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>>25214393
Open it and fill all of the pages with cadence's name and then run like a bat out of hell

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 09:22:50 No.25215628 Report Delete

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>>25215566
yes

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:37:41 No.25216090 Report Delete

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>>25214393
>if you open it she'll know and definitely be mad
Luckily my fetish is being spanked or similarly punished by lawful authority.

So yeah, I'm opening the book and making sure I get caught so the Crystal guards drag me away to the dungeon for the painful punishment I deserve.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 10:59:38 No.25216262 Report Delete

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>>25214393
>Read her's and Celestia's
>Calm the raging pink pony with some vigorous sex
>Ditch her skank ass and go shag Celestia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 11:01:38 No.25216281 Report Delete

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>>25214497
"I was put on this Earth to complete certain tasks. Right now, I'm so far behind on that, I can never die. If you drop me, I promise you won't have to wait until judgement day to see Hell."

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 13:41:09 No.25217766 Report Delete

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>rape

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