Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
Written by Nick Confalone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwXsuwj8boU https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy Hearth's Warming is a great reason to doll up and decorate for any pony. Rarity must absolutely adore the holiday. But what does it mean individually to ponies across Equestria? Well, it seems most families have their own particular traditions and twists upon them for celebrating! The Apple family's might be close to the standard around Ponyville (given the town sprung up around Sweet Apple Acres), but that's no guarantee it's really so in the rest of the country. The Pies at the rock farm might be outliers given their surroundings, or they might actually not be all that different from other small towns. Has Applejack ever observed it in the swamp town(s) she delivers pies to, or in Cloudsdale? Manehattan probably has some rather extravagant public displays. And what will they do in Appleloosa? Have the buffalo joined the festivities?
>>25216783 Previous thread.
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>>25221301 They're pretty adorable boots Anonymous
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz Episode 519: The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87W_nxH3Z70 ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs NEW EPISODES TRAILERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWzEnIEGsVQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK7Xvl0VQY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFFNyTmKjE8 October 31: Episode 521 –
Scare Master Written by Natasha Levinger Fluttershy decides to face her fears and participate in Nightmare Night with her friends. Nov. 7: Episode 522 –
What About Discord? Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something. Nov. 14: Episode 523 –
The Hooffields and McColts Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting. Nov. 21: Episode 524 –
The Mane Attraction An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart. Episode 525 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1 Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever. Episode 526 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2 Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain. Anonymous
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>Part 4 announced
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PRINCESS MARBLE PIE NEEDS OUR HELP
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PRINCESS LIMESTONE PIE DOES NOT NEED ANYBODY'S HELP
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>>25221325 ANON THAT IS LEWD
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My favourite part of the episode was when the families were being introduced Marble runs at the first opportunity.
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>>25221352 But that pony isn't shaking his dock at all
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How many drawfags are left here?
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r63 Twilight turning anon into a femanon
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my favorite part was when big mac bred with marble
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>>25221365 that draw regularly? one.
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AM PONI NO RONG PRONG! YOU PRONG RONG PONI!
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>>25221331 Chubby bottomless femanon is the best.
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>>25221365 goat is the last one that actually draws
a few kinda lurk but dont post or draw too often
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>>25221377 Marble Pie is going to marry Big Mac and move to the apple farm?
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>>25221321 Why am I so gay for that horse?
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>>25221393 dom draws all the time
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>>25221402 he's basically the best
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Fucking ponies
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>>25221412 PRINCESS SHINING ARMOR NEEDS YOUR HELP
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>>25221412 I honestly don't think muh cock can handle this picture
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>>25221415 you know
the guy that paints cute boxy colts
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/mlp/ killed MLPG.
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>>25221402 He seems like he'd be really chill and fun to do lewd things with.
Or you could talk about comics Anonymous
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>Twilight will never lovingly caress you with her tentacles.
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>>25221365 goat is the most active
shockwave still does stuff here and there
the artist who I sadly can never remember the name of who really likes peach filly still does lots of stuff
shout does stuff sporadically
cosmo does stuff here and there when his internet isn't kill
there are more that I just can never place the names to as well
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>>25221445 >make a comic book about stallions fucking dudes >like, lots of stallions fucking a single guy >show it to him >see what he thinks Anonymous
>>25221380 Last time I checked, weren't goat, nobby, and dot the most regular?
There were more like Tan and stuff too I thought.
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>>25221412 I want to fill his anus with my man yogurt while passionately making out.
Then I want to spoon with him while falling asleep.
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>>25221427 even he's been ded for a while, anon
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>>25221464 dotkwa and nobby are ded tho
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>>25221457 She's my waifu now.
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>>25221332 >Lemon Hearts is friends with the 4chan cutie mark pone A perfect match
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>>25221464 nobby's been ded for a while, dot even longer
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>>25221464 nobby hasn't posted (with his name) in 2 weeks
dot hasn't posted at all in months
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Post OCs that you like. And wish got more content.
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>>25221457 That's a lot of sex.
A lot of huge stallion on little mare sex.
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>>25221490 anon she's already carrying his foals
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>>25221459 What if he likes it but thinks it needs work?
Would you fix it with his help or just make out until his wife comes home?
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>>25221472 I'm pretty sure this is less than two weeks old
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>"Hey luna look at this furry porn Twilight sent me!"
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>>25221517 Cute OCs are my favorite.
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>>25221517 that OC is very silly
>>25221534 that OC needs to hang out with the other MLPG OCs more Anonymous
>>25221517 Best, most fun loving OC.
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>>25221517 >tfw there will never be a full length comic of these two going on an adventure I once thought about writing a fic about these two but i'm not very good at writing even though I have the ideas all there Anonymous
>>25221546 >that OC needs to hang out with the other MLPG OCs more >lewd princess fucks this food >lewd princess fucks this object Anonymous
>>25221556 just do it
even if you're trash, itll still be fun
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>>25221556 The only way to good at writing is to write
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>>25221472 He drew something just last thread, Anon
>>25221365 There are about 5-10 who draw something from time to time I would say
>Dom >Goat >Randumb >Nobby though he has taken a break >Cosmo >Shout >Spaerk >Dotkwa >Saine And I am sure I have forgotten some. For which I apologize in advance
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>>25221549 The womb where he keeps all his ponies?
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>>25221560 I meant her three other sisters, but I guess that works too.
It's a shame goat is racist against her. Anonymous
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>>25221546 I can't believe the Wheely Bopper tumblr last updated two years ago.
Makes me tear up just thinking about it.
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>>25221517 I like ALL the cute ocs, anon.
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>>25221517 Fucking Red Light
https://derpiboo.ru/220049 >tfw no qt Dominatrix pone to whip me raw and say her name Anonymous
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who else thought marble was the cuter sister way back then
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>>25221574 the fact that it's a fucking awful OC forced by fetishfags probably contributed to that
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>>25221563 It bothers me to no end when a fic is just like telling you what is happening without any subtlety, I refuse to be responsible for one of those stories, maybe if I learn how to write better dialogue and such i'll do it one day
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>>25221560 >lewd princess fucks this food >lewd princess fucks this object I like this idea
>lewdprincess foodscat Anonymous
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>>25221605 >I refuse to be responsible for one of those stories so you'd rather be responsible for the death of a pair of cute oc ponies due to lack of content?
you've got the idea, just fucking go for it.
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>>25221596 >purple eyes >long mane She's still the cutest pie.
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>>25220395 >not canon >marblemac HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>25221574 >It's a shame goat is racist against her. I'm sorry? I haven't seen goat ever bash down anything in the history of ever. He's the nicest thing since honey was invented.
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What would happen if Marble, Coco and Fluttershy were left together in the same room?
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>>25221610 aw man, I can't find the picture of her holding the phanto mask
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>>25221630 he just won't reply and fetishfags get salty when he doesn't
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>>25221632 High impact sexual violence
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>>25221630 as a puritanical christian, he's obligated to hate lewd
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>>25221534 >>25221547 I can't decide between these two.
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>>25221666 lewdprincess DJ Acid fusion Anonymous
>>25221666 Always bet on lewdprincess
she won't turn you into cum without your consent
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>>25221649 I don't have it either. Shame, Haven is a pretty cool concept for a pony.
Like Luna, except done right.
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>>25221632 Why is Coco there? She has nothing in common.
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>>25221632 Why is coco being compared to those two?
Coco works in theater, puts on large public shows and has no issues getting on stage and addressing a crowd
She is not a shrinking violet
heck Applejack is shier than Coco is
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>>25221353 >okay mr grumpy! >Pinkie's sigh after that That was music to my ears and Pinkie was great introducing her family
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>>25221670 I would like to be in the middle of a stoned pony cuddle puddle FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25221687 woops forgot my pic
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>>25221676 hey, Luna's still nice too
>>25221695 l e w d Anonymous
>>25221696 That stallion on the right is pretty hot.
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>>25221610 >>25221649 >>25221676 I never heard about that OC before, what's her story?
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>>25221706 I liked his colors and stuff but he always wears clothes
ah well
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>>25221353 This is me when relatives come to visit.
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>>25221628 >tfw no more Renne Quest Anonymous
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>>25221703 I suppose, I like Haven better as a dream guardian though.
>>25221709 Supposedly a reformed nightmare who protects the dreamer from other nightmares. Someone literally dreamed her up and had her guard his dreams for a while. Some neat greentexts came of it.
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>>25221709 she's some dude from /mlp/'s dream OC
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>>25221719 I want to squeeze limestone.
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>>25221673 I want Lewdprincess to turn me into a anthro mare and 10ft DJ Acid to fuck me senseless Anonymous
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>>25221736 I want to squeeze her mareballs
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>>25221673 But Acid has access to all the best magic horsedrugs.
I bet she even has stuff that
supersizes your butthole so she can fit her donger in Anonymous
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>>25221717 I like to think I'm a lot smoother than Marble when trying to get away from visiting relatives
but I'm probably not Anonymous
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>>25221742 Only available when asleep though.
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>>25221758 write about it on the sub
EA's been having no customers these days
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Must suck being Pinkie and having a family totally unsupportive of her prime occupation: baking treats. They just eat rocks.
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>>25221730 I was never a fan of the greentexts, but I guess they're kind of neat.
>>25221742 pretty much, but not really
>>25221733 yes thanks
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Acid's musky bush and armpits
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list predictions for the halloween episode, which definitely hasn't been leaked and is completely new to everyone!
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>>25221632 adorable overload
diabetes
heart failure
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>>25221789 I predict full body costumes for the CMCs!
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>>25221789 I predict
that there will be lots of horses
and they will be wearing costumes!
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>>25221789 I predict
daapi Anonymous
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What's wrong with anthro?
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>>25221821 nothing, it's just banned because of tradition
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>>25221781 Maybe that's why she wanted to get better at baking in particular. She didn't want to eat rocks for the rest of her life.
Ponies must have some tough teeth and strong jaw muscles to be able to eat rocks.
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i love all of the pie sistersexcept limestone, she's a cunt
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>>25221841 she's just constantly on edge from the stresses of running a rock farm
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Filly wants to watch Neighkelodeon.
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>>25221821 The cartoony pony head clashes with the more realistic human body.
There are some artist that
manage to make anthro somewhat decently-looking, though.
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>>25221841 >except limestone, she's a cunt opinion discarded
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>>25221809 I'm going to hug that pony
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>>25221845 >constantly on edge from the egg vibe inserted into her vag and taped in place, which i have the remote control for? Anonymous
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>>25221862 no
from the stresses of running a rock farm
did you even read my post
I said it right there
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>>25221809 What if you kissed Minuette. Her breath would probably be minty fresh.
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I want to protect this Pony.
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why was pank so interested in playing matchmaker? she's always seemed pretty romantically oblivious don't tell me that pinkie is going to get a boyfriend soon
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>>25221862 That'd be fun.
I want to do that to all the sisters. At the same time.
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>>25221858 DO IT, HUG THE HORSE
bonus points if you turn into a horse prior to hugging the horse, because then two horses are hugged at once!
>>25221870 Maybe, or maybe it would be horse breath!
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>being dragged along by your immediate family to waste important holiday time with some kooky weirdo relatives you don't even know I sympathised with AB.
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>>25221876 Ass and vag at the same time. And you fiddle with the remotes for both at the most inappropriate times. Like when they're talking to customers and stuff.
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>>25221889 What if Anon gets blindfolded, and Moondancer and her friends kiss him, making him guess who's kissing him?
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>>25221789 i predict she'll wear another one of her nonsensical ugly shitty costumes
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>>25221841 They're the four temperaments bruh
>Pinkie - Sanguine >Limestone - Choleric >Marble - Melancholic >Maud - Phlegmatic Just because Limestone is hot blooded doesn't mean she's a cunt all the time.
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>>25221874 Did you miss how she fluttered her lashes at Cranky? She's a total slut.
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>>25221911 That would seem rather out of character for those horses
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>>25221898 Sounds just like my Cambodian soap operas.
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>>25221922 i want to taste lemonhearts' lemony kisses
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>>25221927 I got the idea from one of my New Guinnea puppet shows.
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>>25221933 I love lemon pone
she is my favorite of the three
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I'M PONESAN Y'HEAR?
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>>25221922 You can't see them doing that?
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I hold no resentment towards Equestria Girls.
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>>25221942 >Lee Lemon >Not Toothpaste How
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>>25221892 Apple Bloom has the worst luck of all the Crusaders.
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>>25221985 Apple Bloom is the worst cutie mark crusader*
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>>25221963 Minuette had a great voice and personality, but so did all three of them. Lemon has been around for just as long and I think her colors really make her stand out, her cutie mark too. Its one of those that does not seem to get reused quite like all the other background horse marks.
Plus I like me some yellow horses!
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>>25221784 Acid slathering her hand and forearm with enchanted lube.
Effortlessly plunging it elbow-deep into anons colon.
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>>25222006 Spike can do auto-fellatio? Why does he even need Rarity?
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Spike had a wet dream. Who was it about?
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have any of you read these books
i mean this is dark, the crystal empire affected the equestrian economy, forcing the pie family to go out of business
Pinkie's parents sadly tell Twilight that they will be losing the rock farm due to business being low. They tell Twilight that ever since the Crystal Kingdom was brought back many ponies were buying more Rubies, Sapphires and other Gems since they sparkled more (I mean who wouldn't).
http://www.amazon.com/review/R24OF4LHDR40IR/ Anonymous
>>25222055 And how is this problem solved....?
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"I can't believe you told everypony about my secret crush on Rarity, Anon!"
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>>25222041 twilight
his crush on rarity is an act because he's so paranoid about being in love with his caretaker
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>>25222070 In the end, The mane 6 manage to get Pinkie to throw the Rocking PonyPalooza Party to show people just how awesome rocks could be (I was a rock collector when I was kid, oh those days. XD Rocks rock!!) Best line at the end was Pinkie Pie announcing ColdHay! Oh and of course Octavia mention Nine Inch Tails and DJ Pon 3 warming up the crowd. thank god they never let her write an episode for the show, right? Anonymous
>>25221994 That's not how you spell Scootaloo.
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>>25222088 And then he finally works up the courage to confess to Twilight.
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>>25221821 Pony anthro is trash since it allows furry artists to be even lazier by not having to draw feet or detailed faces. Plus it perpetuates a cycle of bandwagoning furries and perverts fapping to off-model anthro OCs without watching the show or meaningfully contributing to the fandom.
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>>25222041 I read a fic about that once.
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>>25222088 i always thought twispike was hotter and more likely to happen than rarispike
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Stick in the Maud
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>>25222102 and then she says she feels the same just like my fanfics
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>>25222098 it hurts, anon
I liked collecting rocks, too, and had a few geology books. Anonymous
>>25222098 How does that fix anything? Ponies aren't going to suddenly start wearing boring, non-sparkly rocks as jewlry, so they're still going to prefer the superior crystal empire gems over the rock-farms stuff.
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>>25222100 I will slash your tires
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>>25222131 It's a children's chapter book. Don't think about it too hard.
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>>25222131 parties fix everything, nigga
everything
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>>25222105 You could've just said "anthro is for furfags" and be done with it, anon.
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>>25222131 >wearing rocks >not using them as decorative curios and conversation pieces Anonymous
>>25222144 Even my soul crushing depression?
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>>25222155 non-pony anthro is fine though
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Hey everypony, did you know that Spike has a crush on Rarity?
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>>25221837 Suddenly Griffonstone and Pinkie knowing exactly how to make griffonscones taste better makes sense
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Reminder about this owl's literal death, and how the turtle's "death" was only metaphorical Also reminder about how Twilight wasn't a cunt about it
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>>25222178 >Griffonstone >griffon scones holy shit
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>>25222192 the show is mindblowingly clever sometimes
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>>25222191 They'd definitely have a hell of a time.
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>>25222174 Reminder that the Equestria Grillz are all anthros.
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how would you approach a shy girl like her
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>>25222184 What do you mean he's dead?
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>>25222191 >that file name Considering he's twice as long as her, his cock is probably the length of her entire "torso".
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Pony is ashamed of her obese human fetish, but it's what gets her off the hardest.
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>>25222273 You don't. If you do, pray she doesn't out-spaghetti you.
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>>25222281 He isn't, he probably doesn't watch the show.
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>>25222281 His house burned down and he was inside there
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why do they talk like that
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>>25222131 I sure would like a sapphire countertop or a jade foundation!
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>>25222306 >tfw shy pony won't offer tummyrubs >>25222344 They're Amish.
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>>25222356 Femanon's hulking stallion form
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>>25222273 >how would you approach a shy girl like her Over the internet.
Preferably with
links to fetish porn we both might like mutually masturbating to. on cam Anonymous
>>25222344 What do you suppose those two are like in the bedroom?
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>>25222309 And in the event you two do get together both of you will be too afraid to make any moves on each other or move past awkward kissing and touching.
Eventually you'll both stay together because you feel like you'll never find anyone else due to being spaghettimancers,
but eventually she does find someone else and moves on and breaks up with you Fuck this show sometimes. Anonymous
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Reminder that this asshole stood idly by while RD abused her authority for personal gain
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>>25222273 Don't even bother.
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>>25222374 prayerful, loving, considerate, gentle, and patient
in other words, they're masters of edging and multiple orgasms Anonymous
>>25222378 You sound like you have some wounds to close
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>>25222344 Several isolated generations of ponies raised by other, more isolated generations.
The Pie sisters must have gotten a public education and learned how to talk "normally" early in life.
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>>25222378 >mfw I've read countless stories by poor anons that have had this exact thing happen to them NOT WORTH IT
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>>25222428 Or maybe they're Jewish conspirators discouraging you from breeding
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>>25222428 >>25222378 Makes sense that there would be /r9k/ robots here. Anonymous
>>25222273 >that rush job ok this art and plushie arms race is getting too thirsty
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>>25222406 FUCK My Little Pony.
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>Hi Anon! >Celebrating HWE with anypony this year?
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I want an entire episode about them
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>>25222453 weaponized memes
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>>25222428 I met a guy that had something similar happen. They weren't shy, just that the girl left him for some old crush of hers. Really made me angry for the guy.
Turns out people move on from that sort of thing, though. I wouldn't have even imagined something like that even happening to him until he told me. The lesson I took from it is to be fearless and don't doubt yourself
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>>25222451 Learn from the horror stories, anon.
Don't just ignore and repeat them.
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>>25222453 The fandom's in fucking meme overdrive
Everyone's gotta make that cash
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>>25222428 Don't be like us.
Break the cycle.
If you find a shy girl make her feel like she matters. Anonymous
Maud is still the eldest, right? I wonder how she interacts with Limestone and Marble
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>>25222584 Lime>Maud>Ponk>Marble
Twitter confirmation
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>>25222529 >guy gets with shy girl >loves her to death >helps her get over her shyness and open up more >shortly after he breaks her out of her shell she leaves him for someone better true story too felt so bad for the guy Anonymous
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>>25222273 whoa you didnt' post the other pics
This is a pretty damn good Pinkie plushie
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>>25222597 I hate when MLPG makes me want to cry.
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>>25222529 >Break the cycle. Anonymous
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>>25222473 Just me and my dickgirl porn.
Like always.
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Anyone else think it's lame that Maud and Pinkie get proper names and their other sisters are just named after rocks?
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>>25222636 they were probably confused as fuck when Pinkie popped out all pink
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>>25222644 Yeah but then Marble came out
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Cheerimac get REKT *drops the bass*
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>>25222644 But who pinked the ponk?
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>>25222636 Something tells me that their parents aren't all that creative.
>This one had lime green eyes >Limestone I guess. Okay. Anonymous
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>>25222644 >>25222656 Her mother probably swallowed too much bubblegum during the pregnancy.
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Please stop making me think about pony birthing.
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>>25222636 Marble Pie is still a nice name
Limestone not so much, like her cutie mark
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>>25222654 Good thing horses form herds.
>Big mac with Fluttershutter, Cheerilee and Marble Anonymous
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>>25222666 excuse me, Fluttershy is in my herd
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>>25222663 don't look up newborn foal hooves
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>>25222666 Satan, herd general is over thataways
>>>/mlp/herd Anonymous
>>25222663 here's a human to distract you
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>>25222666 >your waifu gets mad when you only show interest in her >she demands you add more to the harem so she can have some company. Anonymous
What's the best parody? Witchcraft? Mentally Advanced? RDP? Something else?
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>>25222702 Witchcraft I'd say
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>>25222693 THOSE TIDDIES ARE TOO BIG!!!
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>>25222702 they're all shit
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>>25222666 Nope
these ponies get married for life
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>>25222720 you're right Pinkie Pie!
what a clever pony you are!
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>>25222636 What about key lime pie?
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>>25222697 I'd need some time to get used to this.
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>>25222352 >>25222357 ok but how is it that pony amish came to exist
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>>25222702 >Mentally Advanced? RDP? literally who/what
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>>25222726 back off from that headcanon!
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>>25222739 Pinkie Pie probably has a good story about it
Anonymous
Other than MLP, would you watch a reboot of Care Bears?
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
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>>25222697 >she asks you to flirt with her friends and claim them. Anonymous
>>25222758 I didn't even like Care Bears when I was a kid.
I want that Swat Kats reboot Anonymous
>>25222752 Sssssshhh, these in love monogamous ponies are having a moment together
Anonymous
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>>25222758 I barely watch TV.
Anonymous
>>25222790 I love pregnant little mares
Anonymous
>>25222776 So like, what if
In an alternate reality, Faust rebooted Carebears instead, and instead of talking about ponies, our alternate selves would be talking about bears?
Anonymous
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>>25222758 As long as it has memes, colorful animals, and a qualifty dropoff in every season after 3 you can count me in
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25222813 I guess we'd all have bearfus
Anonymous
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>>25222839 >you will never get a big bear hug from Flutterbear FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25222813 bears are 0pone
they would never have caught my initial attention as this show did
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25222856 not to mention bear puns are fucking horrible
Anonymous
>>25222702 Witchcraft
Mentally Advanced was fun and RDP was great for highlighting brony quality fanfiction, but FiW was consistently the best.
Anonymous
>>25222873 I'd say they're unmareable!
Anonymous
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>>25222504 reminds me of the nui stones
Anonymous
>>25222856 So did you always find Ponies cute, or what?
>>25222873 They're un-BEAR-able
Anonymous
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>Celestia and Luna were always the same size >When Luna was returned back to her natural state, the elements of harmony made her smaller Why?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Saine
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>>25222875 I think witchcraft started better but MAS over took it 4 or 5 episodes in.
Anonymous
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>>25222875 Talk about eye candy!
Anonymous
What's the context for Maud's transformation comments? I haven't seen the new episode yet.
Anonymous
>>25222758 >>25222763 >>25222776 >>25222789 >>25222813 >>25222834 i remember us talking about this a year or so ago when there actually was a care bear reboot and for like 15 minutes everyone was convinced there was gonna be a carebros thing
the show was shit and there was no carebros thing
Anonymous
>>25222928 go watch the new episode
Anonymous
best thing to happen this season tbh
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>>25222928 maud and apple bloom are discussing their fetishes
i'm joking but this is pretty much what happens
Anonymous
>>25222940 But I'd have to watch the 3 other episodes I still haven't seen first.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25222896 yes it was the idea of an actual setting built around a civilization of colorful, magical, adorable, tiny talking horses complete with cities, towns, guards in armor and flying charriots that drew me in originally
especially the fact they were kept actual quadrupedal horses with a civilization adapted to it rather than some kind of anthro abominations to make it easier, it caught my attention really quick. that and the fact ponies are ridiculously cute
funny thing is that it wasn't really the ponies themselves that got me stuck here in the beginning, but things like the architecture in ponyville, and the armor on the guards that did it
the adorable horse designs just assured I could never escape
Anonymous
I think there's something wrong with me. I think Spike is cute.
Anonymous
>>25222944 no that picture fucking sucks. Oh, you meant the episode
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25222715 what's going on here
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25222938 I remember that too
it was dumb
something something bellybros
Anonymous
>>25222944 why is hair over one eye so hot
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25222813 What would this board be called?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25222966 >it was the idea of an actual setting built around a civilization of colorful, magical, adorable, tiny talking horses Yet we still see them using human stuff from time to time (I would imagine a pony hammer being different from a human one).
My biggest gripe would be the spears in ACW. A while back there was a discussion about pony weapons and two ideas were "something they held in their mouths," and "a harness that went across their bodies that had spikes or some shit on it."
Anonymous
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>>25222702 Agreed with consensus.
Witchcraft has the highest quality and most appeal. Higher production values.
Mentally Advanced is harder to get into.
Rainbow Dash Presents is mostly about poking fun at fanfiction using Mentally Advanced versions of characters.
Mentally Advanced is the only one that's still ongoing though and also worth a look though. It usually focuses on poking fun at plotholes or makes fun of a problem with the episode and how the problem could have more easily been solved.
This coming from someone who really likes the FimFlamPhilosophy guys who make Mentally Advanced.
Anonymous
Did they have to literally eat rocks? I'd be fine if it was like, a hunk of salt or sugar or something. I guess you could sort of just assume they were, but it since they didn't say anything to the contrary and AJ spat one out, I'm assuming they were straight up rocks. Do they really have to take this whole rock thing that far? Simple gross soup would have been fine enough. Hell even going with the old stone soup thing where they just make soup with stones in it would kinda be ok and could have some sort of traditional reasoning behind it. This was just eating fucking rocks. Come on writers. They don't need to be that one dimensional. No fucking biscuits at a holiday meal is unforgivable dammit. Like if they're super poor the Apples wouldn't have minded bringing a ton of food. They fucking love food. They grow it. I get the episode was going for accepting traditions but shouldn't that go both ways, too? Would the Pie family really turn down an Apple family home made meal?
Anonymous
>>25222993 because shy little emo looking girls are cute
Saine
>>25222944 >They 'might' be distant cousins >They have the hots for each other. This seemed kind of ironic.
Anonymous
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>>25222962 youre missing out on my new favorite episode
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25222998 That leash should be attached to his
cock Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25222976 I assure you, my folder grows stronger
Anonymous
I'm loving all the MarbleMac art being made.
Anonymous
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>>25223019 truest statement ever
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25223007 I think more than likely their most effective form of weapon would be some kind of spiked/cleated shoes used for kicking
its really the only way they can deliver real force, they are going to be pretty terrible with imparting thrusting force with their mouths, and their slashing attacks would pretty much give them whiplash, not to mention being horribly innacurate as you are trying to aim from the appendage that you are also having to block/parry and swing with
Anonymous
>>25222990 that's what newborn foal hooves look like
>>25223034 it's alright, but only because humans have tits and ponies usually don't
Anonymous
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So, who is best background bear?
Anonymous
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>>25223058 I am 100% with you!
Anonymous
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>>25223056 it would be cute if we saw the two of them together in the background in a future episode
just hanging out and stuff, or just full penetration
Anonymous
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>>25223056 I wonder why I want this to become a thing in the show itself. Marble is adorable but I usually am turned off when characters try to get shoehorned together. I guess their meeting felt kind of genuine? They're also not foaming at the mouth trying to fuck each other because teenage drama. They just seem cute together.
>>25223076 Don't be dissing crotchtits. I love 'em in the FiM porn.
Anonymous
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>>25223058 same here, friend
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223058 A ship so cute nobody seems willing to draw any porn of it (so far)
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223010 They're supposed to mimic the Apples in many ways
Think about it
Anonymous
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>>25222264 Censor the wings, it's racist!
Anonymous
>>25223109 There has literally been porn of the ship linked here.
Anonymous
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Maud x Applebloom x Boulder
Anonymous
>>25223070 I toyed with the idea of some sort of weapon attached to an arm guard for Pegasus ponies. Like a metal spike or an axe or even a blade.
Unicorns can pretty much use anything a human can.
But Earth/Crystal Ponies got the short end of the stick. They don't have the dexterity of Unicorns nor can they free up their front legs like Pegasus.
I had a shitty fanfic idea and one bit takes place at the Equestria Games. Two extra events that I would have wrote about would be a joust and a massive free-for-all melee. I've put a lot more effort into this than I should have Anonymous
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>>25222473 Twilicorn will end in 41 days.
Anonymous
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>>25222264 >all they're humans with colored skin
Anonymous
>>25223142 I get that but you can eat apples. You don't fucking eat rocks. What, is there some shit farmer in Equestria who eats shit? Come on...
Anonymous
>>25223027 >redneck ponies no it's not
Anonymous
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>>25223167 >What, is there some shit farmer in Equestria who eats shit? The correct term is "poopmonger", anon.
Anonymous
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>>25223167 >You don't fucking eat rocks The Pies do
Anonymous
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>Fluttershy: Awaken, my masters! ...or maybe you could wait a little, it's a weekend, it's okay to sleep a little if you really want to.
Anonymous
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>>25223167 Maud ate a goddamn rock in her first appearance
Cѳςmѳиαцt !PETROVKUzU
Of course apple ponies dream of being apples. What odd dreams do other pones dream of being?
Anonymous
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>>25223173 Now see, anon, for that particular joke to work, they would need to be first- or second-cousins.
When they're that far removed, they may as well be unrelated.
Anonymous
>>25223109 >>25223149 c-could you... please...
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25223154 Horse hindquarters have extremely powerful muscles. The earth pones/crystal pones would almost certainly be focused on weaponizing their kicking. Even with these ponies being pretty small, the bigger ones, in a full on kick, especially with metal backing it, would be dangerous
Pegasi as you said have a few options open to them, but I would see them used far more effectively as skirmishers, Fast moving pony peltasts that focus more on hit and run, and getting back behind the other types of horses as need be. Lets face it, most of the other flying species they would be up against outclass them physically, so I don't think they would lean too much towards mixing things up physically. They would almost certainly have a role in weaponized weather if that was a thing, too.
Unicorns would be swiss army knives, depending on their talents.
Anonymous
Pony forgot to clear her browsing history after using your computer and is now visibly sweating.
Anonymous
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>>25223226 it's just a few websites that have collars and saddles for sale
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223226 >my youtube recommendations are now filled with horsemating and horsehoof polishing videos dangit pony
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>25223221 My only problem was I didn't know how to make horse combat interesting.
There doesn't seem to be a lot of flourish in "he ran up to Pony, turned on his front hoof, and kicked the equine in the mouth."
Granted there wasn't muh flourish in real combat, but you could make it work.
Anonymous
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>>25222928 Maud says she thinks a lot about turning into other things.
So she's a canon transformation fetishist
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223226 I know the feeling all too well pony.
I have a
dead girls/necrophilia fetish and I let my cousin use my computer after I used it.
Luckily she never saw it and only went to facebook.
Anonymous
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>>25223188 Obivously Twilight wants to be Celestia's personal journal.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25223294 >not having it set up to auto delete history every time you close what are you some kind of normie?
Anonymous
>>25223310 jesus christ that lip bite
Anonymous
Anonymous
Colt has come into the posession of The One Ring and is planning to use it to make your house seem haunted for Halloween.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25223272 Well they are far less dexterous as you said, so there is going to be far less flourish to it to begin with.
Though there is a bit more to it, I would suggest watching some videos on wild horses fighting, as they know exactly what their strong points are, and then try to adapt it through the lens of a sapient intelligence. What would they change up, or what would they add to make it deadlier?
Kicking with the hind legs is the most devastating action they are capable of, but its not the only tool in their box. There is alot of rearing and using the forehooves almost as hammers in horse fights, not to mention the there is also a great deal of biting, especially at vulnerable parts of the neck and legs
Anonymous
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Lewd princess just called you down to her office and your coworkers are giving you high fives.
Anonymous
>>25223310 Why do I like this ship so much. I dont get it.
Anonymous
marble hoofing herself alone in her room as she thinks about big mac, saying "mmmhmm" to herself in a higher and higher pitch until she squirts all over the bed meanwhile...big mac stroking his cock alone in his room as she thinks about marble, saying "eeyup" to himself in a higher and higher pitch until he spurts all over the bed
Anonymous
>>25223324 How is colt going to wear a ring if he has no fingers?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223322 The best part is that the lip bite was canon.
Anonymous
>>25223332 Getting kicked by horse can kill you
Anonymous
>>25223255 Why is she bigger than Big Mac?
Anonymous
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>>25223340 >both their sisters are wide awake listening to it unf
Anonymous
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>>25223353 it's a
cockring Anonymous
>>25223332 >I would suggest watching some videos on wild horses fighting Is there something you'd like to share with us?
Anonymous
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>>25223360 she expands to take in more semen
Anonymous
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>>25223338 1. It's actually canon supported
2. Even Pank wants them to hook up
3. They get more comfortable with each other as the episode goes on, talking to each other real close like by the time Maud reads her carols.
It's the perfect ship
Anonymous
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>>25223338 maybe because they actually liked each other on the show and it was cute
all of their scenes felt like watching a first date
Anonymous
>>25223354 I can't wait for my beautiful Duwang
Anonymous
>>25223340 just realized i said "she" in the second part
goddammit
Anonymous
>>25223354 >tfw part 4 anime is confirmed Next year is gonna be off to a wonderful DUWANG.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25223359 yes, as I said earlier, horse hind leg kicks are brutal, which is why I would imagine the earth pony types would focus primarly around them
even if these are tiny horses, its kind of worse because these ones are smart enough to know right where to kick you
>>25223369 That research is a good basis to any creative endeavor and that its pretty easy to find videos of horses fighting?
Anonymous
list this pony's personality traits:
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25223353 He jams it over his tongue. Now your house is haunted by a ghost with a speech impediment.
Anonymous
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>>25223357 its just so perfect
the perfect ship
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Cѳςmѳиαцt !PETROVKUzU
Anonymous
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>>25223390 I want to crossdress with big mac
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223453 you say that about all the fillies
Anonymous
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tell filly that she can't be a doctor because she won't live long enough to learn how
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25223453 Has to save her "virginity" for marriage. So just like Applejack she became a fan of anal sex.
Anonymous
>>25223461 Because it's true?
Anonymous
Marble Pie is probably autistic. That's why Limestone runs the farm while Ma and Pa have to stay in the house and look after her.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223481 Big Mac would be a gentle spouse for her. He would be patient and never yell at her. He can also clearly handle farm work.
She's not spazzing-on-floor-in-diapers autistic, she could marry if it was to the right person and with her parents' blessing.
Anonymous
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>>25223498 Little did pank know
that Anon was already cuddling her Anonymous
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>>25223481 >>25223438 >>25223433 Do you Cherrimac plebs need a glass of water?
Anonymous
>>25223478 >tfw I genuinely like SS's new outfit Skinny jeans and boots are hot.
Anonymous
>>25223478 Sunset is so pretty
Anonymous
>>25223481 >Marble Pie >Not Maud Pie Though that would explain why Limestone is so mad all the time. Stuck on a farm with two raging aspies while her spaz sister is off doing what she wants.
Anonymous
>>25223517 I want to get a suction pump and vacuum her anus to hyper levels.
Anonymous
>>25223530 Limestone is just hardcore
Anonymous
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>>25223544 she totally bangs
Anonymous
>>25223511 >>25223517 >all this shimmerlove yes
Anonymous
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>>25223504 >with her parents' blessing. Choosing stone*
Anonymous
>>25223543 >destroying the anus Anonymous
>>25223561 A shame she is forever damned to live in Personhorse world. I'd kinda like to see Pony Sunset Shimmer.
Anonymous
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>>25223543 i think all you're going to get is poop
Anonymous
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>>25223543 I'm afraid I can't let you do that m'lady's buttocks
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25223472 That is not normal
cheer up party horse
there is always a party somewhere
Anonymous
>>25223481 They're all a bit wonky in their own ways. Pinkie we already know, Maud is slow to react to any social thing and keeps all emotions in check plus odd fasicnation, Marble is so damn shy she likely knows nobody outside her family, and Limestone rages at the smallest things.
Anonymous
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>>25223582 oh I bet there is
Anonymous
>>25223570 i want to see her reunited with celestia
it could be a prodigal daughter type thing
Anonymous
>>25223570 >I'd kinda like to see Pony Sunset Shimmer. She will run into...complications.
Anonymous
Transformation into a mare.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
>>25223592 >Big Mac is literally the first stallion Marble has met since puberty >It took all her self control not to assume the position and start winking >Big Mac could smell it on her anyway >The blushing and shyness was because they were both really embarrassed for how obvious how physically turned on they both were Anonymous
>>25223613 oh shit
that could actually be an amazing two part season finale that ties the two worlds together
Anonymous
>>25223629 filly is looking forward to making new filly friends!
Anonymous
>>25223600 But then EqG would become canon within the show.
Anonymous
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>>25223629 >you will never be a cute mare Anonymous
>>25223582 There's no party for me Anonymous
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>>25223646 >making EQG show canon >amazing I'll pass
Anonymous
>>25223647 I said transformation into a mare.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25223653 Do not give up hope anon
some day, the party will find you
it is a force of the universe
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25223566 >ENHANCING the anus Anonymous
>>25223664 filly says mares are just like big fillies
Anonymous
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>>25223677 Filly is right.
Anonymous
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>"I really cracked the corn this time"
Anonymous
Filly wants to learn how to play ice hockey, show her how
Anonymous
I wish fillies weren't so cute.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223666 I feel like I've been throwing parties for everyone else for so long I don't know what sort of party I would even want myself Anonymous
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>>25223721 fucking hell
Is that sheer reaction time or has he played so much that he's actually able to just predict where it will go?
Anonymous
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>>25223721 whack filly in the face with a stick and then challenge her to a fight
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25223746 how about
a horse party
Anonymous
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>>25223723 why would you wish such a thing
Anonymous
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>>25223746 a rainbow party
Anonymous
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>>25223763 Maybe my party will show up eventually But until then I'll just lie here and keep checking Anonymous
>>25223746 How about a panic party?
Cѳςmѳиαцt !PETROVKUzU
>>25223582 SOCUTE
Look at that vibrant little pony he's talking to
Damn what a lil' eyeburner
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25223811 Yeah that is one of the rarer palettes, probably for the exact reason that it IS eye melting!
Also I loved that Thunderlane and Blossomforth were there too
I wonder who the party was actually for
Anonymous
Cѳςmѳиαцt !PETROVKUzU
Anonymous
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>>25223721 Now I want to go to a hockey game.
>Used to casually watch local team back in Tennessee >Meant to watch a Predator's game when I was in Nashville but never did Fuck I need to look into tickets.
Anonymous
>>25223827 FS I need that one Starswirl convention pic with the poinies and Twilight/Cadance pls
Anonymous
>>25223841 who gave Scootaboot a black eye?
Anonymous
>>25223854 she fell down some stairs
Anonymous
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>>25223830 >that anatomy Did a human put on a good Celestia costume?
Anonymous
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>>25223870 what a Klutzaloo
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223871 What is she watching?
Anonymous
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>>25223721 The ponies are all Canadian. They are naturally good at hockey.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
>>25223871 watcha watching Ponko?
Anonymous
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>>25223830 >that fucking head ayy
Anonymous
>>25223677 >filly will never shrink you so you can be her little friend Anonymous
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>>25223908 >who's the big pony nowww? Anonymous
>>25223893 >>25223898 She's watching the aftermath of putting Mac and Marble next to each other, if you know what i mean Anonymous
>>25223897 all those ponies are NERDS
Anonymous
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>>25223918 she knew exactly what she was doing huh
Anonymous
>>25223897 thank you
I never forgot that makeshift tape hat on the right and I needed it
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25223893 >>25223898 nothing.
And everything.
Cѳςmѳиαцt !PETROVKUzU
>>25223848 I've written like 10k words of this new story I need a break anon.
Ill write more if you give me munny tho
>>25223854 sweetiebelle did because scootaloo took her horn
its okay she aplogized for it
Anonymous
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>>25223931 Cloudkicker just wants so badly to be a magic user
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25223923 I don't know what is nerdier
all those horses wearing wizard hats
or the fact I know what the cutie mark of every horse in that shot is
>>25223931 You are welcome anon!
Anonymous
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>>25223810 why did Dash tie herself up?
Is she secretly into bondage?
Anonymous
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>>25223897 I love that one behind Cadence who just has a whole strap around his muzzle for the fake beard
Anonymous
>>25223947 What kind of story?
Anonymous
>pinkie and aj are same age >mac is way older than aj >marble is way younger than pinkie that age diff UNF
Anonymous
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>>25223937 Tell the horse im going to crash this plane if she doesn't change course now
Anonymous
>>25223947 that's kinda cute
it looks good on her, makes her look like a little badass
Anonymous
>>25223897 I thought Starswirl was an obscure unicorn wizard.
Do ponies just look for reasons to celebrate stuff?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25223959 >a few minutes >way younger Anonymous
>>25223478 >SS casually facesitting the family logo while eating my ultimate fetish
Anonymous
>>25223968 they do seem to love their holidays
Cѳςmѳиαцt !PETROVKUzU
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>>25223958 A story about scootaloo and rainbow dash
had it in my head for a while
>>25223964 it does actually make her look tough
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25223968 They have no television or internet
so probably yes exactly that
Anonymous
>>25223666 >filly scouts are now canon WHAT
Anonymous
>>25223989 >now she was in the "spike becomes a monster and ruins everything" episode
Anonymous
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>>25223989 Anon, you need to watch the show better.
Anonymous
>>25223982 Why does everyone have underwear on?
Why would you make a pony pile sexual?
Anonymous
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>>25223989 Is this a joke?
Anonymous
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>>25223972 Wow, Twilight seems really hyped up for Cadences abortion!
Anonymous
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>>25223978 >while in public that increases the fetish meter even further
Shiny
Anonymous
>>25224000 it's a panty party
it would be pretty dumb to show up to a party on Panty's Eve with no panties on
Anonymous
>>25223977 i actually havnt seen the ep yet but have already fapped to marble Anonymous
>>25223478 Is that sandwich really just tomatoes and lettuce?
Anonymous
>>25224014 Did Pinkie invite any stallions to the panty party?
Anonymous
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>>25224018 looks like there's cheese too
Anonymous
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>>25223989 oh anon, you really beefed it this time
Anonymous
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>>25223918 She's gonna make the link between their families anyway she can.
Cѳςmѳиαцt !PETROVKUzU
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>>25224017 >i actually havnt seen the ep yet but have already fapped to marble Anonymous
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>>25223982 >>25224014 >you will never be invited to the panty party Anonymous
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>>25223323 this meme is so fresh i dont even know what it means yet
Anonymous
>All that cut Sunset Shimmer content from the new movie. I guess they had to make more room for Twilight to bumble around being a useless fuck with that necklace.
Anonymous
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>>25223989 you cant run away from the shame pal
you have to dwell on it like all of us
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25223994 She has been in a few at this point
Anonymous
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>>25224036 Pip gets my vote for "Smallest Pone" but that's about it
Anonymous
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>>25224036 I can't believe what I am hearing.
Anonymous
>>25224049 I never bothered to notice her little freckles, that's so cute
Anonymous
>>25223989 Everyone point at him and laugh!
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25224061 freckle horses pop up in the most unexpected places
Anonymous
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Filly wants to go up to make out point. To do things.
Anonymous
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>>25223674 Flash Sentry will be a bad guy in EQG4.
Anonymous
>>25224024 of course not, big hairy balls are gross in panties
no like dainty cute little mare bits
Anonymous
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>>25224045 I guess they really wanted to stay away from that Sunset missing Equestria vibe
Anonymous
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>>25223810 Off with her wings!
Anonymous
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>>25224090 I like the extra effort of making it a webm so we can see the butterfly gif
Anonymous
>>25224045 They had to push the new waifu.
The movie desperately needed some different scenes though. And a side story about Sunset Shimmer would have been extremely appropriate; almost like a transition.
But no, fuck that, we need more scenes of the toys.
Anonymous
So anon, do YOU think the Pies and the Apples are related? Are you just answering no to justify marblemac?
Anonymous
>>25224090 DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
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>>25224085 forget you
I'm gonna go hang out at the stallion jammy party
Anonymous
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>>25224085 >implying horsecocks are hairy >implying you can see them through panty's Anonymous
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>>25224126 What if I answer yes to justify it?
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>>25224126 I think it's definitely implied that they are, but they are probably very distant relatives anyways so the ship is still seaworthy
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Hush little pony don't say a word. Anons going to go fuck a bird. And if you tell anyone about this. Anons going to seduce and fuck your sis.
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Speaking of Fillyscouts.
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>>25224126 the apple family has THE best foodscat thats for sure
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>>25224153 >Sunset Shimmer will never yell at your dick Anonymous
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>>25224113 I like Sunset and Crystal Prep girls and Sci Twi and the music and Dazzlings and all that
But the toys, the name "Friendship Games", and the premise honestly is pretty damn tacky
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>>25224131 delete yourself
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>>25224090 I can't remember if that was me or not. I remember being recommended OBS and I remember being an idiot and someone pointing out someone actually said Twitch in a post when I asked about it.
I don't want to take anyone's shame away though by claiming it as mine.
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>>25224160 You know what?
After seeing this image I think I can dig foodscat.
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samoa a best scout
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So far Big Mac has: The cute teacher. The famous athlete. The celebrity. The princess. And now the shy girl. Face it, Big Mac is a harem anime protagonist.
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>>25224182 it was probably not you
I suspect it was the guy posting the angry red filly
last time I posted it he posted an angry frog reaction image! Anonymous
Oh shit, is my fellow futa foreskin fetishanon here?
https://derpiboo.ru/1010315 Anonymous
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>>25224186 BUT WHO IS BEST GIRL?
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>>25224186 the spin off isn't going to be about the CMC when they grow up, or even the mane 6's kids
it's going to feature big mac in everyone's favorite anime genre
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>>25223854 why does she have a horn?
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>>25224186 >The famous athlete That was my favorite ship before this one
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>>25224204 >last time I posted it he posted an angry frog reaction image! for some reason this feels like a post Fluttershy would make
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>>25224186 three of those aren't canon, and two are speculation
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>>25224186 >you will never join his harem Anonymous
>>25224205 That barely counts as a foreskin. anon.
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>>25224113 in the deleted scenes sunset shimmer was getting bored and wanted to go back to equestria. At the end sci twi is sent packing instead and ponetwi gives sunset shimmer the power to return to equestria but turns it down because friendship
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>>25224225 I would if I could also make out with the other mares
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>>25224225 Big Mac would probably try to do his best to love everyone equally.
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Filly's back at it again at the Krispy Kreme
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>>25224160 >foodscat Is that where they shit food?
Because I find that one too funny to take seriously.
I found all the posts about ponies pooping ice cream hilarious for far too long.
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>>25224247 no
He loves one pony
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>>25224262 >Applejack will never dispense some delicious soft-serve for you. Anonymous
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>>25224247 He's got plenty of love to give
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>>25224205 >>25224267 >human penises >on ponies and anthro ponies Why even.
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>>25224279 ITS FUCKING... kinda cute actually yes
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>>25224279 I like her big tits.
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>>25224291 >tfw not enough horseskin art Anonymous
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Guys, I'm just now watching Brootherhooves Social. It's weird. Also, why do the CMC's voices sound different?
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>>25224316 >It's weird. Also, why do the CMC's voices sound different? FIVE YEARS
CINCO AÑOS
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>>25224203 AM I DOING IT RIGHT BOSS
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>>25224316 Their VAs are getting older.
Isn't Scootaloo's in her 20s now?
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>>25224316 >Also, why do the CMC's voices sound different? The VAs are getting old.
Scootaloo's VA is 19
Apple Bloom's and Sweetie's VA are 16
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What's it like to pet a pony?
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>>25224345 NO
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
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>>25224349 >Claire had her sweet 16 That must've been one hell of a party
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>>25224351 It's like petting a horse, but smaller and cuter.
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>>25224366 What's it like to have nasty, unprotected sex with a pony?
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>>25224394 That's a lot of pony
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>>25224381 ponies dont have STD's
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>>25224455 Then I have bad news for pony.
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Quick, post the stupidest ship you can think of.
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Cute pony families.
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Anon's magical new talent of shitting out live ponies
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>>25224455 They also have 2 buttholes:
one for pooping, and one for fun.
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>>25224487 Moondancer and Snails.
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>>25224505 I think that's called a 'vagina', anon
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>>25224516 Pony don't have vaginas.
Just 2 buttholes.
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>>25224487 You and your waifu.
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Is it wrong to want to learn to draw solely so that I can make images of my OC shipped with Flutttershy?
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>>25224564 Nah, JUST DO IT
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>>25224564 Not as wrong as me wanting to learn how to draw solely to express my many, many fetishes.
But I'm no good at drawing human bodies or faces and have no idea where to start.
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>>25224545 I am pretty fond of manly stallions
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>>25224585 Good thing ponies are so easy to draw.
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>>25224500 So you say the town needs a new blacksmith?
HNNNNNNNNG!
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>>25224597 >Carrot Cake would have a flaming viking beard if he didn't shave unf?
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>>25224564 You can draw whatever you want Anon, that's the magic of it. We'll probably still call you a faggot but don't let that stop you, because when you're done you'll have improved yourself.
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>>25224564 that reason is too weak and will fade pretty fast. it happened to me after i spent months learning to draw so I could make moondancer shitting in a diaper.
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Daily reminder. If you see a pony that caught the freckles, put them down to keep the disease from spreading.
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>>25224697 well you're gay
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does bigmac really have to be shipped with everyone
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>>25224735 there aren't a lot of stallions to work with
and I mean, why not
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Ok, now I'm finally watching Crusaders of the Lost Mark. I'm pretty sure Diamond Tiara hit her head really really hard early in the episode. It's the only explanation.
Anonymous
BUM BUM PSHH BUM BUM PSHH BUM BUM PSHH BUM BUM PSHH WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
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BUM BUM PSHH BUM BUM PSHH WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU
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>>25224837 >ftw you will never have a harem of hot sexy horse daughters Anonymous
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>>25224797 >>25224837 Pinkie really does look like the odd sister
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>>25224777 On another note, does "getting other ponies to do what she wants" mean that Diamond Tiara has a talent for mind control?
Because that is my fetish.
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>>25224777 You know before watching the episode I actually loathed the idea of a redemption episode for Diamond Tiara but they actually did a decent job.
Her mother being such a huge bitch raising her to be a huge bitch made sense. She being lonely and realizing there is something wrong and yet still not just turning good like that, still tried to fuck Pip over.
At least her father is still cool.
Anonymous
>>25224735 It's his curse for being one of the first introduced males. At this point, it's also the only reason Snips and Snails are relevant. I don't even remember their last speaking role
Anonymous
>>25224927 Note to self:
Become one of the first introduced male in a show with a mostly female cast.
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>>25224777 Ok, and now I'm getting caught up on The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows.
Holy shit Pinkie is such a sperg. That look that Rarity gave her when Pinkie was sucking on the pacifier at the beginning was not one of confusion, but one of "oh god my friend is completely retarded".
Pinkie is a good pony though Anonymous
>Limestone is a total cunt. Jesus, when Trixie worked with the pies that must have been hilarious.
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>>25224871 Nah, it just means she is literally a natural born leader.
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>>25223414 Her favorite music is hair metal.
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>>25225071 Come on, don't ruin this for me, anon.
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>>25225049 i've always understood pinkie as a few years younger (at least emotionally) than the rest of the mane 6.
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>>25225059 I feel like Trixie would be terrified of her.
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>>25225049 I felt bad for her in that episode.
On the other hand now she has to go trough what Twilight went in GiYC so that's kinda funny.
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>>25225096 Only after she mockingly touched Holders Boulder and woke up at the bottom on the quarry.
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>>25225096 >>25225113 I wonder if she went back there after Magic Duel to apologize for what she has done
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>>25225131 she didn't go crazy until after she bought the amulet, so she probably didn't do anything wrong there
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>>25225132 PIKACHU
>>25225141 No but she acted like normal.
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>>25225157 >No but she acted like normal. Chances are she and Limestone became hate buddies, constantly yelling at one another and enjoying it.
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Pony needs to kill. KILL SOME GODDAMN NAZIS
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>>25225169 lesbian horse hatesex
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>>25225132 applebloom or maybe rose
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>>25225049 >That look that Rarity gave her when Pinkie was sucking on the pacifier at the beginning was not one of confusion, but one of "oh god my friend is completely retarded". kek
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>>25225183 >Marble had to share the bed with them. Anonymous
>>25225059 Trixie worked on A rock farm, I don't know if it was Pinkie's rock farm
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>>25225059 >Trixie worked with the pies please keep your shitty comic bullshit out of the show discussion general
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>>25225217 The flashback showed Pinkies father.
So...
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>>25225226 First we had someone that didn't know fillyscouts were canon and now this.
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>>25225226 It's show canon you retard.
Did you even watch Magic Duel?
Do you even watch the show?
Do you need to go back to /b/ with your like minded idiots?
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>>25225251 It's like people don't memorize every single aspect of the show.
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If you're a pony and you know it kiss Anon.
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>>25225282 >He doesn't have a wall in his house dedicated to every detail of the show. >Including strings tying characters and episodes with relationships. >All color coordinated to indicate friends, enemies, lovers, or otp's. Fucking casual.
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>>25225283 I like how Pinkie is the pink sheep of the family.
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>>25225283 But the shitty Pinkie chapter book was out before that episode and already confirmed she had another sister.
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>>25225303 what if you don't know it
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>>25225283 i found it pretty funny that the staff sort of kind of tried to retcon maud into the show using that picture but literally everyone noticed it immediately
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>>25225314 The scary part is, somewhere, this probably exists.
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>>25225303 You not tricking me again Anon
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>>25225315 It just means that Cloudy had another meeting with the Choosing Stone and fucked a clown.
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>>25225330 Discord went back in time and through various shenanigans the pie parents screwed one more time than normal, hence new sister.
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excuse me sir, your ponut is on fire.
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>>25225337 What kind of sick fuck would do that?
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>>25225049 Wait, so if Starlight Glimmer is supposed to be rewriting reality in the finale with time travel or some shit, does that mean that Shining and Cadence's foal is getting a time abortion?
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>Uploader Description >Is this the most fan-service filled episode ever? :D They weren't ready for the memes back then
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>>25225374 I don't understand how people can live like this.
I don't understand why it turns me on when I think of Moondancer living like this
minus the beer and cigarettes of course Anonymous
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>Limestone will never scream "NOOOOOOOOOO" at your erection.
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>>25225348 >Discord went back in time if you speak to any decent writer they say they will never add time travel to their story because it fucks everything up.
>mlp writers added it in just for a gag joke that really tells you something about the quality
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>>25225379 Only after Shiny sells his marriage to Discord to make everyone forget that time he said "you too" when the princess told him to enjoy his time off with Cadence.
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>>25225390 >Lyra and Bonbon That wasn't new.
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>>25225390 >alicorn is fanservice >pinkie's dad is fanservice >parasprites are fanservice >zecora is fanserfice >retarded twixie mention lmao
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>>25225395 >implying moondancer doesn't subsist solely on beer and cigarretes Anonymous
>>25225395 So you would be fine with moondancer with a random sks sitting in the corner of her trashy house?
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>>25225320 >Easy.jpg Rarity!
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>>25225414 She lives on microwave ramen, fast food, and neighponese takeout
She only drinks soda. >>25225419 A pony has the right to protect herself.
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>>25225419 Why would i want to infringe on her second amendment rights?
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>>25225414 I saw cosmo in a fallout 4 thread.
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>>25225419 Of course I would, anon
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>>25225420 No.
>>25225435 I don't know who that is.
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>>25225438 She's going to have the worst unicornstones
>>25225452 Anon I saw you there too but don't tell anyone
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Bathing a fussy Moondancer
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>>25225471 Nuh uh I was anon.
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>>25225438 never understood why people but microwave ramen
Ive literally always microwaved ramen. You just do it for a long time with regular ramen
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>>25225478 Holding her above an empty tub and watching her start to swim in mid air. Anonymous
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>>25225478 diddling her in the water Anonymous
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Mash X to resist your urge to eat the pony.
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Moondancer teaching anon about guns
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>>25225563 Already did that. Twice
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Moondancer teaching Anon fornices and cervical play
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>>25225540 Moondancer teaching anon about diapers Anonymous
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>>25225390 I'm still upset that "alicorn" is canon and not the material that a unicorn's horn is made of
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>>25225540 Moondancer teaching anon about school shootings Anonymous
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>>25225390 God I remember endless fights over pandering after this episode was announced.
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>>25225604 Moondancer wouldn't do that.
She'd just shoot Twilight.
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SAINE STRAM WHEN
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>>25225618 that happens a lot, you know
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>>25225603 >>25225607 Flitter would abuse her princessly powers
and make everyone wear pretty bows
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>>25225633 It used to be a given ;_;
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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>>25225634 >>25225634 >>25225634 And then Applejack dropped a big rock on 'em! Anonymous
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>>25225640 Don't forget her colt harem.
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>>25225640 >that >abuse I would totally wear a pretty bow if it were given to me by a pony and everyone else was doing it
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Does wanting to have sex with stallions make me gay?
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I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
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