>>25240661>You walk out of the bathroom, kicking your leg slightly after every other step.>"What's wrong Anon?""Oh, just got some of that drip from beyond down my leg. It sucks."
>Time Turner tilts his head to the side, "Are you saying the bathroom is haunted?!""Ha! no, I'm talking about my pee."
>"Your peas are haunted?! I told you gardening was a mare's job!">You pinch the bridge of your nose and sigh."No. It- okay, you know how to pee right?"
>"Is that the only way to stop your demon garden?""Forget about the garden bro! You pee, urine escapes your urethra, right?!"
>Time turner looks slightly taken aback, "Y-yes?""Okay, and then you y'know, shake to get it all out of there?"
>He nods along in agreement."Then when you're going to put your underwear back on- uh..."
>He's eyeing you with confusion on his face."You uh, slip it back in your sheath?", he resumes nodding again, now that you're back on the same page, "and almost everytime there's like a drop or two of pee that-"
>"Drips out and runs down your sheath! Oh I just HATE that.""Right?! It's the worst!"
>"If only there were something that could catch the drops or something.">Heh like a tampon for guys..."Wait a sec..." you mumble to yourself.
>You grab him suddenly, and he squeals in surprise."Time Turner! You invent things right?!"
>"Aah! Yes, stop shouting!""Bro, I think I've just figured out how to make us RICH!"
