"Celestia please you can't be serious, you don't really want to go to the human world do you?"
>"Now that we're in a relationship, I would like to visit your home since you have already seen mine. I trust it will not be too much trouble since we're bound to be engaged soon right? And then shortly thereafter married?"
"Gee thats nice and all, but really? A traditional marriage? That's a little old fashioned don't you think? Not to mention, you're just gonna ditch Equestria for me?"
>"Anonymous I care not for these silly trends, we shall eventually be married as couples have for generations. Twilight and Luna can take care of Equestria now. And besides silly, I've been to the human world before."
"Oh, heh, I mean, of course you have."
>"It was about 45 years ago, but I'm sure not much has changed since then. I even have the guide to surviving there still see?"
>She floats up a book with yellowed pages and creased corners.
"How to have an excellent time in the Human World."
>You peer at it.
>The cover has a person in a business suit holding a massive cellular phone the size of his forearm.
"Celestia this was printed in the 80s, the world is totally different now."
>"Oh really, what could have possibly changed in a mere 45 years?"