You are head writer for MLP:FIM. The Hasbro executives want each of the Mane 6 to be paired up with existing characters in Season 6 (either with other M6 characters or secondary characters). Due to the Supreme Court ruling this year, they also request to have at least one homosexual couple in there.
Who do you ship with who?
Hardcore mode: try to execute this without pissing off TOO MANY bronies/horsefuckers.