Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
Written by Nick Confalone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy The Pairing Stone bringing Igneous Rock Pie and Cloud Quartz together brings up some questions. Presumably, it's brought other ponies together over the years, too - if it's an artifact, where is it located? And Igenous may had the rock farm passed down to him from Feldspar Granite Pie, but Cloudy must have come from elsewhere. The train station near the farm may be useful for hauling ore, but could it service a wider community in the region that has been heretofore unseen? Geological mysteries.
And about those apple-farmin' hunks... Igneous and Cloudy seem pretty certain about the Stone's choosing power. >>25225634 Previous thread.
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz Episode 519: The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87W_nxH3Z70 ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs NEW EPISODES TRAILERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWzEnIEGsVQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK7Xvl0VQY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFFNyTmKjE8 October 31: Episode 521 –
Scare Master Nov. 7: Episode 522 –
What About Discord? Nov. 14: Episode 523 –
The Hooffields and McColts Nov. 21: Episode 524 –
The Mane Attraction Episode 525 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1 Episode 526 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2 Anonymous
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>>25229713 thank you isaac
your autism saves us yet again
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If I don't get an episode where Rarity's parents get to do something this season I better get one next season.With all this family stuff this season you'd think they'd finally show Rarity and Sweetie interacting with their parents even just a little
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>>25229713 I wonder if the stone can also answer other questions or if its exclusively for shipping
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They are all about rocks.
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BRING ME THE SHIPPING STONE!
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>>25229723 I think what I need is someone else to help work on it. Someone to help keep me inspired and at the very least talk to regularly about it. I guess the real problem is that I don't have enough close friends? Anonymous
>>25229781 Does that pony care about anything else but rocks?
And Pinkie. Anonymous
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Do not confuse the binding decisions of the Choosing Stone for the ad hoc match-ups provided by the Pillar of Casual Sex and the Agate Bowl of Wagon Keys…
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>>25229798 I wish I could help you with that, but I have zero clues about coding.
I do know what you mean though. While I tend to hate teamwork most of the time, I also never get stuff done unless I have someone else working on the same thing. Anonymous
>>25229787 YOU SHALL MARRY THE ONE NAMED TWIST
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>>25229840 i am ok with this Anonymous
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suddenly changelings
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>>25229863 wouldn't an arcade stick be a better solution for pone gaming?
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[extremely fluffy ponies neighing]
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>>25229800 Her sisters and parents probably.
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Why do people act like excessively memeing and shitposting is a good thing or a thing to be proud of? It feels as if /s4s/ completed some sort of domination goal.
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>>25229892 Ponies, fucking.
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>>25229892 But which ponies. This matters a lot.
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>>25229842 How many foals?
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>>25229908 Foursome With the pie sisters Anonymous
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>>25229916 Yeah. That could work.
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Reminder that Twilight would never use this guy's death as an excuse to go on a selfish destructive rampage
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*Thaumaturgic pony noises*
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>>25229944 >Now owns your franchise Anonymous
>>25229903 >Posters claim to hate memes >Still get mad when other sites use "your" memes even though you run them to the ground faster than anyone else could >Uses memes and buzzwords from other sites that eventually get used unironically 4chan is the only place I go where I will be hit with an endless stream of buzzwords or new memes. I hate it. I hate is so much.
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Why is Smudge-Proof so disliked?
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>Everything suddenly went well for Twilight Sparkle >She miraculously defeated Sombra >She became an Alicorn >Her life is perfect It was actually all an illusion by Sombra to break her will.
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>>25229992 I fap to a lot of his stuff. But I'd never, y'know, spend money on a commission.
I love his Barb Anonymous
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>>25230000 please do not horse-break the ponies.
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>>25230000 >Season 3 never ended That would make a lot of sense
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Rock the haybar
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Stuff the ponies?
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>>25230000 FF8 fan theories pls go
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Why is Spike so rapeable when he wears his apron?
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>>25230048 I wanna take that pony to the bone zone.
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>>25230065 Please do not rape the dragons.
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>>25230091 But he's just so cute.
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>>25230000 >She miraculously defeated Sombra Actually that was Cadance and Spike.
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>>25230101 She led Spike to the heart, and did all the heavy lifting.
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>>25230095 Stop calling him cute Anon, it's demeaning.
Barb on the other hand is totally adorable Anonymous
>>25229944 I've been here the whole time. I've just run out of games to consume time until the next work/social interaction cycle so I'm here more often. Anonymous
odds - projects
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>>25230118 What if I call him handsome?
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>>25230118 >Barb on the other hand is totally adorable Anonymous
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>>25230116 grandma is hot. I want to fuck grandma Anonymous
>>25230123 Grampa EA tell us a lewd story
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>>25230134 That is acceptable
>>25230137 I love Carnifex's Barb. She's either short stack, Hips n thighs, or Arizonian.
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Spike is extremely hetero and manly
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>You will never be a cute filly >You will never shove a colt down your willy
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>>25230154 >Arizonian come again?
>>25230150 GOOD THING I NEVER MISS A PRACTICE
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>>25230143 Once upon a time, there was a pony with a huge horsecock. The pony was also a mare. All her friends rode her horsecock and got swollen with her hot spunk. They lived messily ever after. Anonymous
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>>25230167 >>Arizonian It means she's hot.
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>>25229713 >letting it fall into the piss C'mon issac
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>>25230156 Throw Ponyball at it
Press Down + A + B
>>25230167 Amazonian.
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>>25230199 Because MLP is secretly a documentary on pony breeding habits.
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I need mayors! Mayors I can vote for and dote on!
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>>25230221 Would breed with
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Mayor Mare is 25 years old
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I blame Rarity. It's honestly her fault. I wouldn't be like this if she wasn't so goddamn perfect in every fucking way. but I regret nothing. Except that you faggots still haven't developed any fucking taste or standards. Especially the AJfags
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I accidently called Nightmare Moon "Nyx" while she was having an evil speech.
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>>25230235 I'm still gonna ask her out on a date.
I'm still older than her.
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>>25230252 Good luck in the cuddle dungeon. Let us know how it is.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25230220 VOTE IMMEDIATELY
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>>25230238 AJ a best, Rara a close second. You've got good taste, though.
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>>25230252 Plot Twist:
She likes it Anonymous
>>25230211 Luckily for you, one such mayor is right here!
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The poofiness is getting out of control!
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>>25230213 ARE YOU READY
3 2 1
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>>25230276 >"This is what I call a super saiyan 3" Anonymous
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>>25230276 Pony only cuts her mane when she loses a battle. She has never lost a battle.
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>>25230275 She's not trustworthy. If she was she'd get my vote.
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>>25230279 TRANSFORMATION CENTRAL
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>>25230275 I'm gonna cuddle that mayor.
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>>25229815 Maybe posting this thing here will help Race selection screen flags. The pony ones are from the color chart, the masks were some random dA vector I shrank to pixelsize and the zebra stand is original. Also FP helped me find show music to replace incidental and record songs, so when you open up the client you get greeted with pony music. Some also plays randomly when you're boopin around in the world. It's actually really cool. It sure would be cool if I had a neat logo to replace the word Minecraft and some custom MLPG/pony splash texts... Anonymous
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>>25230282 Nightmare Rarity is a very pretty pony.
like, VERY pretty, WOW Anonymous
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>>25230292 You can't just cuddle her, she has shit to do.
Mayor things. Anonymous
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>>25230302 MY HAIR IS TELLING ME THAT IT'S TIME TO POST PONIES
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>>25230320 I can sneak a few cuddles in during work here and there, just to get her all worked up for when she gets home tonight.
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Here's how I would have done Sombra. >Ponies go to the Crystal Empire >Twilight Sparkle finds a magical trinket >Cut the side plot with the Crystal Ponies, and the Mane 6 fight some bizarre gem golems >Things look bad, but Twilight is able to defeat them, by using her trinket >For the rest of the two-parter, the mane 6 go through more obstacles, Twilight Sparkle gets more and more corrupted looking >By the time they get to the crystal heart, Twilight has been completely seduced by black magic, and the rest of the mane 6 pacify Twilight with the power of friendship >Spike gets the heart, and things proceed as normal >Celestia censures Twilight Sparkle, and she learns a lesson about humility, and taking shortcuts to power >Sombra gains more menace, and finally became the Sauron-like character the writers wanted
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>>25230322 But Nyx is good.
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>>25230252 >>25230260 She turned into Nyx to torture me. She's purring too.
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>>25230298 Her design is gorgeous, shame the writing was weak
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>>25230336 But the Crystal ponies were cute.
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>>25230294 >mr. pone's wild ride Anonymous
>>25230294 >It sure would be cool if I had a neat logo to replace the word Minecraft and some custom MLPG/pony splash texts... First thing that would come to mind is having a 'Ponecraft' logo in the style of pic related floating around or shrinking & growing a bit
And then horse puns below it which change every time you log in
> when you open up the client you get greeted with pony music That sounds pretty neat
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>>25230369 Shame she's not canon*
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>>25230381 I somehow missd that it was a gif
I didn't mean it like that when I said "floating around"
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>>25230371 I liked them too, but the focus should have been on Sombra.
Sombra was a thoroughly underwhelming villain.
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>this pony is trained to fuck your mouth
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>>25230381 Minecraft already has a randomly chosen splash text that displays in pulsating yellow text next to the logo, I'd just need a big list of shit to put into it. I might be able to use color codes to make it green too. The logo itself should just read Ponecraft in that font, I agree. I just don't have the chops to put that together. Anonymous
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>>25230390 Agreed. He was very 2-dimentional. They could have done about as well if it was some sort of nameless, black miasma instead.
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>>25230390 >Wanted to make pony Sauron >Missed the point of Sauron so hard it is in another universe Underwhelming indeed
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I-I'll be your friend, EA-kun
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Worshipping Sombra
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>>25230471 Hit me up on the Skype Anonymous
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fucking ponies in the vagina
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>>25230422 There's stuff like this I guess, if you want it in the style of the "Pony" part of the logo I am not sure if there's a font for that yet.
or there probably is but it would take some time to find it A drawfag should be able to do it though.
If I find some free time most likely not before the weekend I could give it a try, too Anonymous
>>25230444 Makes you wonder if the writers even read The Lord of the Rings
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Snuggling up with mommy Luna as she tucks you into a small handheld blanket then raises you to her muzzle to nuzzle you
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>>25230444 What's supposed to be the point of Sauron?
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>>25230512 >pff written with Pi and Phi I like this guy
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>>25230521 >This creature is beginning to irritate me, sister. >May I send it to deep space? Anonymous
The Vampirism is spreading at an uncontrollable rate
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>>25230550 >Celestia's face >"Already far ahead of you, sister." Anonymous
bonbon is acting strange around you
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>>25230550 please don't leave me. not again Anonymous
South Park is trying to recruit Craig x Tweek Yaoi art for their upcoming episode with a deadline of 9 pm tonight. Naturally I'm going to draw them as stallions to represent /mlp.
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>>25230560 I can't for pony to swoop into my room and give me the blood kiss.
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>>25230560 >"Please, no!" Screams vampire hunter pony as vampire anon plucks her up into his arm for a swift cuddling. >All the other vamponies watch from the shadows. Anonymous
>>25230608 Truly nothing ever really changes.
I'd read it. It's like playing with your food. Anonymous
>>25230568 Fucking earth mares and their breeding addiction.
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Why is Discord the most developed male character?
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>>25230575 smh. good luck fam
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>>25230608 Good thing Anon became more handsome as a vampire.
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>>25230608 >onion pone having to kill her husband or renounce everything she ever fought for and become a vampony Poor onion pone
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>>25230621 Still not as bad as pegasi.
At least earth ponies don't descend from the heavens in large groups and spirit away males.
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Weredogs > Vampires
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Pony says she is the most complete fighter in the world.
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>>25230677 Can Pony beat Mamoru Takamura?
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>>25230666 That never happened Satan. Look just admit it that you're still a virgin and that you weren't raped by a flock of hot pegasuses
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>>25230671 >Diamond Dogs pour gems into Ponyville's water supply, turning all the Ponies into pliable and loyal Diamond Dogs Anonymous
>>25230666 >pegasi kidnapping ponies and taking them up to their rape clouds which non-flyers can't escape from I like it.
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>>25230693 >pomf >non flyer ponies fall to their death Pegasus ponies don't really think when they are horny.
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>>25230693 When it's time for pegasi to breed they make sure every female of the group is impregnated.
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>>25230702 no wait I meant to unf to
>>25230691 but both are unf
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>>25230705 thats why they do it in groups anon
two or three hold onto the victim while one gets bred and they cycle
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>>25230671 No, becoming a Weredog is NOT how you fight the Vamponies!
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>>25230711 Takamura vs. Big Mac. Who'd win?
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>>25230709 Breeding trough time.
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>>25230705 I'd like to think they use enchanted clouds that make the rape dens completely solid.
But threaten their victims about how the floors could fail whenever the pegasi want, so they better do as they're told. Anonymous
>>25230691 >>25230702 >>25230717 I'm considering removing the vampirism elements, but through Witchery a Zebra could curse you to becoming a weredog. You know, whenever Ponecraft gets off the ground. Anonymous
>>25230730 Big Mac is no fighter
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>>25230743 Couldn't they just hire a unicorn to cast the spell on their victim? Or hell let the unicorn join in exchange for casting the spell?
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>A gaggle of unicorn mares grin at you lasciviously. >You feel gentle tugs on your cock. >But you're too far away to figure out which mare's horn is glowing.
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>>25230745 Someone is going to be jerking it to this mod pack aren't they.
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>>25230717 th-that's a pretty big diamond dog
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>>25230743 Nothing that harsh, anon. Pegasi aren't that cruel.
They want to make sure whoever they choose enjoys their time, too. Even if it is sometimes against their will... most the time.
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>>25230745 I wasn't aware Minecraft had vampirism.
Man, a lot changed since I played it the last time
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>>25230752 Then Takamura fights Garble and the teenage dragons.
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>>25230755 But then the cloud-walking pony has a chance to escape by jumping on nearby clouds. With enchanted clouds, it's only the ones you want to work that work. For me, the more hopeless the better.
>>25230775 Maybe the second bit is only with some of them, then. I think I actually prefer the idea of these pegasi being too horny to make threats.
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>>25230779 Vampirism is from the witchery mod.
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>>25230795 But pegasuses can move clouds. They would just move the nearby clouds away. Or keep a few near enough for you to at least hope that you could escape when they know no one can jump that far.
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/272890/ Steampunk minigolf. Sure, why not. It's free for today, just hit Install to register it to your account and have it forever.
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>>25230720 I want to become a weredog anyway.
>>25230745 cool
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>sometimes a group of pegasus mares will grab and try flying off with a male that already belongs to another group >this can often lead to open brawls in the streets and fluff fights
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>>25230802 I know, but one might have drifted nearby. I think we might be making this fantasy more complicated than we need too.
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Now I wanna start a Mamoru Takamura in Equestria thread.
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>>25230830 Yeah.
I'll just imagine Dash kidnapping me and taking me somewhere where she, Twilight and Rarity have their way with me for a few days
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>>25230760 >walk over there and sling a couple over your shoulders to take to a more private place Anonymous
>>25230843 >twilight and rarity But those aren't pegasi.
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>>25230871 Yeah. Because unicorns are hotter. And Twilight is half pegasus
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>>25230843 Dash would probably drop you once she knew it was high enough to kill you
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>>25230854 Pony tongues are great
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Would you embarrass your pony by kissing her in public?
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>>25230871 I wonder if Dash and Fluttershy have invited Twi to their winged pony orgies.
I like to think they did.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25230893 it seems grey horses are all the rage these days
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Mamoru Takamura in Equestria. What happens?
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>>25230652 >>25230620 >Tears roll down onion pony's cheek as her husband lifts her chin, trying to get her to meet his gaze. >He feels so cold. >Of course, to him, she feels unbelievably warm. >She shudders, but doesn't struggle as he leans in for a kiss, choking back sobs, going limp while the creature leans her back over his arm. >She waits for a sting that never comes. Their lips lock; Razor teeth leave her tasting a trace of copper. >He withdraws, and, holding her to hist chest, lifts up into the sky with her in his vampony hooves. Anonymous
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>>25230878 >Because unicorns are hotter slow down there pal
i think you need to reevaluate your tastes
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>>25230927 From Hajime no Ippo.
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>>25230916 Lots of beaten up ponies I assume.
wub wub wub wub
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>>25230907 >Maud >Marble >Derpy Who am I missing?
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>>25230985 Where can I even enter the password anymore to check if its wub wub wub wub too?
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>>25230992 That's all three of them unless you want to count Rarity
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Transformation into a vampony satyr
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>>25231001 If you're counting Rarity you might as well count Celestia, Sweetie Belle, and Pinkie's Mom.
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>h-hey what if [weeb shit of your choice] ended up in questria huh?
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>>25230992 >Who am I missing? Anonymous
>>25231015 How about just bat satyr.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25230992 Octavia
Silver Spoon
Silver Speed
Lucky
Train Colt
Telescope butt
Written Script
a bunch of canterlot ponies
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>>25231033 QUICK, TOUCH HER
EARS Anonymous
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>>25231033 That's fine too.
What about a succubus satyr?
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>>25231033 speaking of satyrs, does -fuchs- still draw them?
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>>25231040 I thought Octavia was light brown.
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>>25231054 >Celestia >needing to scream Does this only exist because they want to make Luna Ryuuko?
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>>25231075 It was probably just some blog who primary features Celestia and they wanted to make a joke
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>>25231073 She's meme colored
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>>25231085 What does that mean?
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>>25231122 She's a meme pony
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>>25230893 this is totally happening.
marble pie reminds me of fluttershy. Are they related too?
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>>25231174 Doesn't the smell from MD's diaper bother her?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25231174 that totally happened I saw it
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>>25231185 >this meme actually made it into the show Kind of sureal
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>>25231185 >it only took one single reply I like this game where every board pretends that it doesnt watch the show yet they can immediately spot every reference, no matter how obscure
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>>25231189 Moondancer is a pleasant-smelling, highly intelligent pony with excellent personal habits.
Also, she washes that sweater at least once a month,
more often if she gets any on it .
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>>25231262 Please do not diddle the ponies then mail them a doctorate, they are very easily fooled.
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>>25231262 I want to huff her dirty sweater while masturbating.
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Does anyone have that cap of the Moondancer casually masturbating green?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25230946 anon pls do not beat up the ponies
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>>25231337 I still find it funny how Tirek completely ignored the Crystal Ponies.
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Anon being turned into a mare.
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>>25231354 He was getting to them. They were just really far away and Canterlot was closer.
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>>25231363 Or maybe they're more trouble than they're worth and he just said "fuck it."
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>>25231354 Their History doesn't taste very good
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Sweetcream Scoops' astonishing oral skills.
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>>25231354 CRYSTAL PONIES?
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>>25231185 Did they delete the thread or am I just not finding it? What was the OP image?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25231363 >>25231354 The crystal ponies were not really required, as their alicorn, and their prince, with all their powers were conveniently in Canterlot for these events.
Tirek was probably going to mop them up at his later convenience
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>>25231393 They didn't delete it, you just can't link to /co/ from /mlp/
though 4chanx can somewhat circumvent that OP pic was this one
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Filly refuses to wear pants.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25231427 Good thing filly only has adorable miniskirts in her wardrobe then.
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BUY OUR TOYS
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25231427 That is because filly is a good pony
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>>25231380 I'd love this job.
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>>25231463 >AJ loses her pretty green eyes Crystal a shit
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>>25231463 Rara is a very excitable pony.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25231473 crystal is for actual crystal ponies
temporary crystal ponies are lame
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>>25231463 >Her Cutie Mark is working with gems >She loves crystal ponies >She practically orgasms when she becomes one Anonymous
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>>25231473 That's pale green, but yeah
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FlyingSaucer turning into a handsome stallion and marrying StraightEdgeAnon who was turned into a beautiful mare!
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>>25231573 but saucer is a faggot
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>>25231573 Man, I am not sure if that is a price I would be willing to pay
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>>25231573 But I want to turn into a pony and get married!
Anonymous
Midnight Sparkle
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>>25231625 Shadowbolt Dash
Necromancer Jack
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>>25231619 You wouldn't want to fuck SEAmare?
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>>25231635 I'm tempted to say RD's default form is evil.
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>>25231647 It would only be purely rage fueled hate sex.
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>>25231625 Lazy hack, on-the-nose writing
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>>25231621 Pone should be happy, not sad
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25231673 That's not a "no"
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>>25231660 Are you talking about Nightmarity?
Because that was basically
"How to not write a corruption story 101"
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What was the happiest scene in the show for you, mlpg?
Mine's
>>25229275 .
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>>25231660 Flutterbat isn't really evil.
She's just Fluttershy, driven by uncontrollable animal impulses.
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>>25231667 Piss off, you excessive traitor.
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>>25231695 Pinkie Pie pulling herself together during Pinkie Pride just by reminiscing her happy memories
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>>25231710 >She's a good vampire! >She dindu nuffin! Anonymous
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>>25231710 ...so, regular Fluttershy minus the animals bossing her around?
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>>25231685 It also had one of the very few decent subplots I've seen in any pone for Spike.
That and a few spectacular set pieces in the first half of the story made me not remember it as poorly as I probably should.
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Why was Twilight Sparkle the last person corrupted by Discord?
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>>25231760 Because Twilight's element is Friendship, she needs to see everyone else corrupted before she is corrupted herself
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>>25231760 Twilight is the main character you stupid fuck.
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>>25231773 Discord could have just booped her on the nose, like Fluttershy.
Don't give me that excuse.
>>25231777 Just because she's the main character, doesn't mean she has to save the day constantly. The Mane 6 are a team.
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>>25231695 That's actually a really good question. Unfortunately, I can't recall one off the top of my head.
Anonymous
>>25231695 There have been a lot of happy scenes so its kind of hard to pick, but this one made me tear up a bit.
The saddest two scenes for me where when Twilight cried the broken heart tear and when she was sobbing over Celestia's "corpse" Anonymous
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>>25231695 that's a tough question
it was probably one of the stupid little moments that just hit me unexpectedly hard
like this one is one of my favorites
Anonymous
>>25231783 But that wouldn't have been fun for him. He could only corrupt Fluttershy via brute force, Twilight was corruptible via other means
Did you not see how overjoyed he was when he finally saw her give up? She was Celestia's prized pupil
Anonymous
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>>25231695 I have very fond memories of Twilight finding the letters during the discord episodes
Anonymous
>>25231783 No, Twilight is the only important and special one, the rest are tagalong tools
Anonymous
>>25231803 In the grand scheme of things, Twilight Sparkle didn't learn a friendship lesson to help her on the path to becoming an Alicorn.
Understanding that someone else would try to help you, even when you're not in the right mind, would have been a "better" development.
>>25231813 I don't even hate Twilight. I just think strong storytelling is unafraid to surprise the viewer. And as the viewer, we always know that Twilight is going to be the one fixing things up.
Anonymous
Please stop talking about corruption you're making me unf.
Anonymous
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Executioner of the French Revolution in Equestria when?
Anonymous
>>25231821 Sooo? What does that have to do with your original point?
You asked why she was the last one getting corrupted, and I gave you the reason why
Anonymous
>tfw not even a pony would be your friend or even like you
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25231828 anon contain your unfs please
Anonymous
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>>25231843 well I'm not surprised, you keep trying to spank them
Anonymous
>>25231832 Fine. That's a fair point. But I don't like it. It doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things, but it's just wasted potential to me.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25231828 Go for it Anon. I promise nothing bad will happen~
https://derpiboo.ru/569184 Anonymous
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Dash learned a new trick!
Anonymous
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>>25231855 Honestly, it's not like Twilight gets to be the one who saves the day very often. Just let her have that
Anonymous
>Let me show you my new spells
Anonymous
>>25231861 I only like corruption that involves TF Anonymous
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It's pone love.
Anonymous
>>25231861 Don't tell my waifu how sexually attracted to this horse I am Anonymous
>>25231790 How would you react if you saw every moment of your life played back as though it were kept in some sort of universal repository, especially if you haven't lived a saccharine sweet life like Twilight?
Anonymous
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>>25231695 The old champion: Love is in Bloom and the whole conclusion of ACW
The new challenger: ~I'm so proud of you little buddy~
Anonymous
>>25231883 Wow Twilight you got uglier.
Anonymous
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>>25231901 I'd be pissed at Celestia for using me like a tool, and raping my mind.
Anonymous
>>25231695 Derpy coming back
Anonymous
>>25231921 Which time? She's come back like three times.
Anonymous
>>25231885 >Be a man of science >Decide to run experiment "Filly Butt Grab" and record results >Applebloom : "...what? Ya'll checkin' my new Cutie Mark out?" >Scootaloo : "What's wrong with you? Do you like butts or somethhing?" >Sweetie Belle : "Wh-whoa! Hey... do it again?" >Babs Seed : (She just blushed heavily and zipped off) >Diamond Tiara : (Gasped, then when I tried to let go...) "...oh, no no no, Anon. You have no idea what you just got yourself into." (She then presented herself and demanded some fingers while berating me and my research. I went home, washed my hands, and cried. I'll erase this entry later.) >(End Log) Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25231926 He probably means her grand entrance after being absent from the derpstorm for a long while
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25231937 >ending the experiment that early and you call yourself a filly scientist
Anonymous
>>25231950 >>25231921 All the "Yamino fuck yous" that proceeded made me well up with liquid pride. Derpy makes me happy with her silly antics.
Anonymous
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>>25231790 >"And this is where I watch you masturbate, Twilight!" >"..." Anonymous
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>>25231894 I like to think my waifu would love to dominate me Anonymous
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>>25231958 I'm sorry, Anon... it's just... I don't want to be used like that again. I just wanted to learn about filly butts
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25231960 I am just glad to have her back for good
I hope she gets to speak again from time to time, shes cute
her lisp is subtle enough that it doesn't bother me
Anonymous
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>tfw you know you have enough charisma to make at least a few pony friends if you went to ponyville
Anonymous
Prime Wind Rider vs. Soarin in a race. Who wins?
Anonymous
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Lyra is fawning over chubanon anon.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25231995 the mares in the audience
Anonymous
>>25231952 other than some of the animations that looks neat.
Wonder how they avoided a C&D.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25232017 Who'd be faster?
Anonymous
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>>25232019 Like Figthing is magic should avoid.
Little updates and then release the whole game.
Hasbro would make a C&D now, but the creator of that game already won
Anonymous
>>25231901 >>How would you react if you saw every moment of your life played back >Celestia has seen everything >EVERYTHING Fucking end me man
Anonymous
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>>25231952 So, what is that, exactly? Not sure I want it in my YT history and I don't feel like downloading it.
Anonymous
>>25231937 Wrong reply or am I missing something?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232035 Windrider still holds the records, and he is old
Soarin' is in his prime now, and nobody seemed to be worried about him breaking them, only Dash
so I think its pretty clear Windrider is the Faster blunderbolt
Soarin is however the Wonderbolt pie eating and adorable stallion dual championship holder several years running
Anonymous
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who /halo5/ tonight?
Anonymous
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>>25231901 >its just twenty years of footage of me looking at a screen Anonymous
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>>25232052 >And this wall we dedicated to all the weirdest shit you fapped to >Much of my staff has fallen to madness in this place Anonymous
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>>25232057 My research was applied to the incorrect post. My apologies, good Anon.
I just didn't say anything because... I didn't want to look like...
a STUPID IDIOT! Anonymous
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>>25232063 What if it's revealed that Wind Rider used performance enhancing drugs?
Anonymous
>>25232063 Why is he always so tired?
Anonymous
>>25232081 He fucks like 12 mares every day.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25232081 He is pretty much always with spitfire
I would be disappointed in him if he didn't look perpetually exhausted
Anonymous
>>25232081 why is that filly so tiny?
Anonymous
>>25232052 I don't know... I'd actually feel almost somewhat relieved to share any of my weird, sad, angry life with anyone and have them be able to know who I actually am.
I think she'd understand my want to become the little filly and possibly grant my wish.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232101 its the super tiny just-graduated-from-foalhood style filly
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232116 she's going to be the size of a normal filly as an adult mare
Anonymous
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>>25232116 She still hasn't grown into her giant fucking head.
Anonymous
>"I really cracked the corn this time"
Anonymous
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Filly wants a little brother.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25232114 Now that you say it, I guess it would be nice to have one person where you don't have to put up a mask.
Though I don't think that person would see me in a very favorable light.
Anonymous
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>>25232131 Cracking corn means you're making alcohol. I don't think that's what's happening in there.
Anonymous
>>25232092 7am - Spitfire
8am - Fleetfoot
9am - Spitfire
10am - Spitfire's Mom
11am- Dash
12noon - Lunch
1pm - Fleetfoot and Spitfire
2pm - Dash
3pm - Fanclub Member of the Week
4pm - Spitfire's Mom
5pm - Fleur
6pm - New recruit
7pm - Dash
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232141 I want a greasy slut calendar.
Anonymous
>>25232141 Oh god he's got one of those rolly mouses.
Anonymous
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>>25231821 Twilight Sparkle will be no longer an Alicorn in the season finale.
Anonymous
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>>25232160 It's called a trackball, anon.
Anonymous
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>>25232143 With someone like Celestia, though, she could at least reconcile with you and maybe even tell you that you're not as bad as you think you are.
I mean, to our advantage, we probably haven't committed any hurtful or unspeakable crimes to another living creature. I'd be fine with even being despised or hell, maybe even steered in a better direction.
Celestia has ruled pones for 1000+ years. I'm sure she's seen some shit.
Anonymous
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>>25232150 Poor guy.
I salute him, though. That's a lotta mare pussy to squeeze into.
Anonymous
>>25232150 fucking Dash on an empty stomach?
that's a mistake
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232200 Fucking Dash is a mistake.
Anonymous
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>>25232204 I like a filly who enjoys a good filly butt
Anonymous
>>25232119 >>25232025 Both are unf and their hyper counterparts too.
I like this fat sombra calorie did recently.
Anonymous
>>25232200 Well, he gets her again at 2 and after dinner, so I think that's probably fine. Besides, Dash probably wakes up at 11, the lazy cunt.
Anonymous
>>25232150 Niggas a fucking champ.
Anonymous
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>>25232200 fucking Dash
while she gorges on pizza Anonymous
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>>25232215 hey she'd wake up earlier if she had to
Anonymous
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>>25232222 quads confirm nigga for john Cena
Anonymous
Anonymous
What if Spike took testosterone pills?
Anonymous
>>25232200 At least Dash's stomach won't be empty Anonymous
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>>25232222 Why doesn't Rainbow Dash have a Wonderbolts manecut?
Anonymous
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>>25232249 Dash cum inflation? Anonymous
>>25232249 I bet Big Mac could take enough vitamins to just give all those mares all the nutrients they need
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25232240 He'd be arrested for drug abuse
Anonymous
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>>25232263 Would he become more manly?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232274 let's keep them there
Anonymous
>>25232238 TF fetish is still the best, though Anonymous
Anonymous
>4th EqG movie is released. >All of Sunset Shimmers scenes have been deleted during production. >She's now just a background character.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232274 not enough of the classics there
Anonymous
Please don't touch the fillies' butts.
Anonymous
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>>25232257 Pro tip: If a mare "asks you out for lunch", bring plenty of water and stay hydrated a few hours beforehand
Anonymous
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>>25232306 what if they back into my hands?
Anonymous
>>25232274 Remember when they all actually looked like cut-and-paste background filler, not over-designed distractions?
Anonymous
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>I DEEDN'T PUT DOSE IN MAI BAAAAAAAAAHHHHG
Anonymous
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>>25232340 >Remember when they all actually looked like cut-and-paste background filler, not over-designed distractions? Most of them are s1 faustdrone.
Anonymous
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>>25232283 I know that but I was trying to post fat.
>I will never be good enough to draw it properly Anonymous
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>>25232305 Yeah but there's qts on the next page
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232340 Most of them do still thankfully
A good number of those horses don't appear in those costumes other than once or twice. I mean they have Sassaflash and Dolphins in their bowling shirts, and they appear without anything on 99% of the time
Anonymous
>>25232298 Twilight and Sunset will eventually decide they need to throw down thunder dome style.
Place your bets!
Anonymous
Which would you rather be?>Virile stallion, surrounded by needy mares to please >Slutty mare, surrounded by needy stallions to please
Anonymous
>>25232375 Are those horses dating?
Anonymous
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>>25232376 Why is there so much sexual tension between those two?
Anonymous
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>>25232387 they're not only standing next to each other, they're making eye contact
they are having wildly dirty horse sex
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232387 Maybe
Sassaflash seems to have a thing for earth ponies
Anonymous
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>>25232386 Option A please
Anonymous
>>25232399 must be a pity thing
Anonymous
>>25232386 Can't I be a Virile stallion surrounded by both?
Anonymous
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>>25232399 WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE IN PONYVILLE?
Anonymous
>>25232386 >no "Cute Filly, surrounded by fillies who need fillyfriends" option Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232414 Mares cannot resist a good earth pone stallion, anonymous.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232386 I choose option C:
>virile unicorn stallion, capable of prodigious loads, with no one to please but himself. And that suits him fine. Anonymous
>>25232436 I'm doing it as we speak
Anonymous
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>>25232386 If it absolutely has to be sexual, I'll take A.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25232386 Can I knock up the mares in option 1?
Anonymous
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>>25232386 A mare in a pretty dress. everything else optional FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25232447 Don't be jelly of the earth stallions anon
the clearly have it going on
at least in whatever way qualifies as going on for horses
Anonymous
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>>25231648 Rainbow "Danger" Dash
Anonymous
>>25232399 Do you think interracial dating is a big deal in Equestria? They all seem to have "their" cities. Somewhere is there a pegasus who's been disowned by her family for marrying an earth pony? Did a unicorn stallion get run out of Canterlot for settling down with one of those hot headed pegasi?
Anonymous
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>>25232456 the truest of all knowledge
Anonymous
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>>25232376 Twilight would just walk over and give Sunset a swift kick to the cock.
Anonymous
>>25232386 Can I take A as a human?
I don't want to be no damn horse.
Anonymous
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>>25232456 >Wings&Horn > Wings > horn > none. Fixed
Anonymous
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>>25232487 If anything I think they kind of see themselves as separate but equal, even though earthies clearly got the short straw. So probably not a big deal.
Anonymous
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>>25232510 >I don't want to be no damn horse. Anonymous
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>>25232517 what the fuck she's getting gasoline in there
Anonymous
>>25232510 You'd still be a real human fucking a cartoon pony
Anonymous
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>>25232386 D.
Slutty diamond dog, surrounded by well hung multiple partners from different species.
Also it has to include a transformation process that makes me increasingly hornier until I'm a panting mess begging for the knot, flare or whatever.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232487 Not that it would ever be something you see in the show, but seeing how widely pone traditions can vary (just look at the pies and their choosing stone) I would not surprised at all if there was some fantastic racism amongst some types of pone when it came to interbreeding with the three tribes
There is also the fact that the vast majority of canon horse pairings are all the same breed of ponies, they seem to stick to their own breeds for the most part
Anonymous
>>25232534 Weird.
I'll still nail one though.
Anonymous
>>25232025 secretgoombaman draws some cute stuff
Anonymous
>>25232549 Is it just me, or does there seem to be a rule of threes in cutie marks. So many have three of something on their flank.
Anonymous
>>25232567 >y-you can't just go up to ponies and nail them Anonymous
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>>25232549 All ponies want to bone the Master Race
Anonymous
>>25232585 That's interest-
>Sweetie doesn't have a three object cutie mark Is she adopted? Anonymous
>>25232594 What? Of course I can.
Anonymous
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>>25231952 >Rise of the Clockwork Stallions will not work on Windows 8 or Windows 8.1 machines. Anonymous
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>>25232594 >Anon goes around nailing ponies to walls Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232585 I wonder if Rarity's parents marks and races were already planned when they first appeared.
>>25232609 They still gave Apple Bloom an apple mark just because
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232585 There is and I think it is the direct result of simplification of G1 cutie marks, which were usually a ton of little pictures, rather than just three. So a pone may have had 7 or 8 stars as a cutie mark in G1, and it has been reduced/streamlined down to 3, and this kind of carried over as a design them in a bunch of the marks.
pic related, this is Moondancer's G1 cutie mark for example
Anonymous
>>25232628 Good, I'm glad we're on the same page.
Anonymous
>>25232657 Please do not tease the featureless crotches
captcha was donuts unf Anonymous
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FUCK FLUTTERSHY
Anonymous
Where are the spooky ponies?
Anonymous
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why is it so easy to lewd Fluttershy
Anonymous
>>25232673 >illusion spell >can't see the lips >but can definitely feel them >and so can she Anonymous
>>25229713 now there is a couple who loves to fuck
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
>>25232698 Well they did have 4 foals
Anonymous
One of these days it's Anon is going to be the one fucked.
Anonymous
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>>25232692 >can't see the lips >can see their outline when she has panties on Anonymous
>>25232673 What happens if I touch a pony's featureless crotch?
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232722 I hope you're right
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25232717 Which is half as many as a certain apple pony
Anonymous
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DRAW STRAM WHERE?
Anonymous
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>>25232729 she lets out a prolonged lustful moan
Anonymous
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>>25232635 yea
god I would destroy diamond tiara Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232705 Oh man that pic is great
Anonymous
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>>25232637 >>25232585 The ponies in this show have much smaller bodies, and it is that more minimalist style. They were designed by Faust after all
Anonymous
>>25232705 I wish Rarity would wear something that "sexy" in the show.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232777 Its still a shame they cut her and her costume from the first spookisode
Anonymous
>>25232803 In your opinion what is the "sexiest" outfit that's made it into the show? And the bridles on the mannequins don't count.
Anonymous
>>25232828 If you really like a girl in a nice dress then there's a lot to choose from but that's not really my thing.
I'd pick the bunny suit.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Are ponies a thing in your country, MLPG?
Anonymous
>>25232855 Certainly a popular choice, the Crystal Prep school uniforms were pretty hot as well.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25232828 Probably Pinkie's costume from the musical number in Over a Barrel
Fishnet stockings, choker and all
they knew exactly what they were doing
Anonymous
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>>25232875 >raising brand awareness Anonymous
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>>25232855 Possibly the first time Twilight couldn't sleep in the nude
Anonymous
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>>25232855 >>25232881 surely by "the show" he means the tv show and not EQG
Anonymous
>>25232875 They kinda make the show here
Anonymous
>>25232828 fluttershys black halloween dress
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232914 I liked when she dressed as a nudist
Anonymous
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>>25232843 >danger outfit >no holes for wings Anonymous
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>>25232927 Canada, you dip!
Anonymous
>>25232914 she had that elegant beauty sort of look with it
Anonymous
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I'm gonna call it a day
Anonymous
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>>25232956 Now that's an adult pony.
Anonymous
>>25232956 >no mask It's shit
Anonymous
>>25233031 masks are too scary, you don't want to give that poor pony a heart attack do you?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25232828 Sonata's outfit for the final performance.
Anonymous
>>25233040 It's MASQUE-RADE dress.
You need one.
Anonymous
>>25233151 I bet if Rarity would have had a cute bunny mask she might have gone for it
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>pet one >rub one's belly >brush one's mane and tail
Anonymous
>>25233185 Hey if Marge Simpson can be a Playboy bunny, why can't Princess Twilight Sparkle?
Anonymous
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>>25233185 I only read it for the articles
the ones about butts
Anonymous
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OH NO
Anonymous
Why don't you have a filly yet?
Anonymous
>>25233194 I do all three with Minnie.
Anonymous
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>>25233194 What if I kiss all three of them?
Anonymous
>>25233230 I'm slowly convincing everyone here that turning into a filly would be great, then I'm going to collect them all and start an anon-filly cuddle harem.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25233233 You must select one action for one horse, distributed among all three
Anonymous
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>>25233167 >Fluttershy wants a french dress to go to the gala >Fluttershy doesn't want Rarity's french-inspired masquerade mask She will never be happy.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25233271 is he a good colt?
Anonymous
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>>25233201 Marge is "for adults"
Anonymous
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>>25233194 Rub Mini's belly
Brush Lemon's mane and tail
Pet Twinkleshine
Anonymous
>>25233241 The only person you're convincing is FS and he was already a TF shitposter
Anonymous
>>25233233 I hope we see her again
she's so mini and cute
Anonymous
>>25233278 I guess.
I have to bury my pizza rolls all the way in the back of the freezer though. Anonymous
>>25233322 but he wants to be a stallion
come on anon
Anonymous
>>25233329 well that's your own fault
everyone knows colts love totino's pizza rolls
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25233325 She was especially great in that she had a very enthusiastic, outgoing and bubbly personality without going full pinkie pie tier
Anonymous
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>>25233241 unf
How about just turning Anons into fillies against their will then training them to be the perfect harem or perfect pets?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25233370 Come on Rainbow I know you are lazy but its two hours too early for that
Anonymous
>>25233355 You should give you colts these.
Anonymous
>>25233370 But I heard the Wonderbolts were coming by in an hour.
Anonymous
>>25233410 that's not ranch Anonymous
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>>25233414 >But I heard the Wonderbolts were coming Are they coming, inside?
Anonymous
>>25233428 Is it Rarity's Secret Sauce?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>ruining healthy foods with ranch
Anonymous
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>>25233461 WHO PUT RUNCH ALL OVER THIS TABLE
Anonymous
>"Look, Anon, I'm a unicorn."
Anonymous
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>>25233501 >eating healthy yurops pls
Anonymous
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>>25233448 It's a combination of rarity's secret sauce and stallion sauce Anonymous
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>>25233501 >not conditioning to make them like carrots >anything being healthier than carrot with ranch as a snack Anonymous
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>>25233343 Same difference
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25229967 I don't care what you think, you just greentxted because it works here, anyone using outside of a chan is cringe as hell and if you think otherwise, you're a , pick a buzzword, has to be insulting
Anonymous
I can't stop wacking it to MLP stuff but I don't have enough energy or semen to do this literally all day. A part of me wishes I did.
Anonymous
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>>25233557 I want maudicorn to cast me a spell
on my butthole.
Anonymous
Filly is becoming addicted to human food.
Anonymous
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>>25233754 Quality over quantity anon
Anonymous
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Impregnating Drider rarity
Anonymous
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>>25233769 French fries have that effect, yeah
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25233793 What's new, ponkacat?
Whoooaaaahaoooaha
What's new, ponkacat?
Whoooaaaahaoooahaooo
Anonymous
>>25232884 >Probably Pinkie's costume from the musical number in Over a Barrel is that the unanimously agreed upon worst song of the series?
Anonymous
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Having all of your bodily fluids drained by driderarity
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25233845 I hated the song myself so maybe
then again I don't think it was trying to be a serious legitimate musical number, as it was hated by the ponies in the show, too
Anonymous
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>>25233845 >"That was the worst performance we've ever seen." Anonymous
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Wereity turning you into a diamond dog bitch
Anonymous
>>25233845 You're thinking of "I'll Fly" by Rainbow "I Know It's Wrong But What Does It Matter" Dash.
Anonymous
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>>25233912 Terrorist Dash anon, I like what you do
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25233969 feed the pony until she
urps Anonymous
>>25233969 AS MUCH AS SHE WANTS
Anonymous
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Forced feminization of tomboyish mares and fillies.
Anonymous
>>25233994 who even makes all that food
Anonymous
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>>25233962 She's so fortunate to have such a fantastic butt
Anonymous
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>>25234007 Ponies with a tier 0 fetish
Anonymous
>>25234007 A very very dedicated chef
he's making a killing
Anonymous
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>>25234028 Bring that chubby nurse in here and I might feel better.
Anonymous
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>>25234028 I haven't felt "okay" in 14 years. Anonymous
>>25234028 >that signature in her rear leg Huh, didn't realize the artist did something like that before.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25234059 It's a fun touch.
Anonymous
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>>25234028 Is it time for my daily enema and prostate massage?
Anonymous
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>>25233845 That song was intentionally bad, and still good. Not to mention it was better than any of the randumb things Pinkie did in The One Where She Knows
Anonymous
>>25234083 No it's not.
Don't encourage watermark faggotry
Anonymous
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>>25234059 It's sometimes more noticeable than others.
Anonymous
>>25234113 I think it's literally part of the shading
Anonymous
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>>25234113 It's a neat way of incorporating his signature into the picture, I think that's fine. It makes the signature off to the side redundant though.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25234126 I think it's literally attention whoring when there's yet another watermark in the pic
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Please don't write your name on the ponies.
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Pony ordered a NONE pizza with left beef
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>>25234172 It looks like someone drew the map of equestria to look like it fits in a map of civilization V.
Anonymous
>>25234193 But they're My Little Ponies.
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>>25234155 He's the person who drew it. The entire drawing is literally his signature
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>>25233325 You mean not as an interchangeable prop?
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>>25234216 see how nice a clean picture looks like
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Anon accidentally merging with Rarity and being turned into satyr cuntboy.
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>>25234247 >He's the person who drew it yeah but I dont care
>the entire drawing remember when the Mona Lisa just had a big fat xXxDA VINCIxXx scribbled all over
oh wait, it didnt
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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Last thread on the board!
