>>25236461"Hey Rarity, I brought you some toast."
>You grin, setting the plate down in front of her.>"Such a gentlecolt! You're the best, Anon...">She takes one of the buttered slices, and takes a small, careful bite.>Her eyes widen, and she swiftly devours the rest of the slice.>"Anon, this is simply divine! Perfectly toasted, evenly spread butter... And the butter is such high quality! Where did you get it?""Well... It's pretty fresh, rarara. Homemade, actually..."
>You sputter, trying to hold back a laugh.>Rarity's chewing slows, and she slowly looks down at the other slice of toast...>Then to you.>Then the toast.>Then her udders.>"You. Did. NOT.">You release the floodgates, and laugh stronger and louder than you ever have before.>Rarity looks like she's about to explode.>"ANON!">You freeze up, and turn to look at her.>The plate is now empty, and there's more crumbs on her face.>She gives you a sheepish smile, and bats her eyelashes.>"Could you make another slice for me? Maybe two?"