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Anon, The Lone Lunch Eater

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:43:54 No.25237239 View Reply Report Delete

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>Hey anon, you wanna come eat lunch with us?
>You just looked so lonely always eating alone... In the corner... Every single day.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:51:06 No.25237308 Report Delete

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>>25237239
>Last thread archived after 130 posts
Ya'll nigga's is dead as fuck

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 01:54:13 No.25237327 Report Delete

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Did that one anon finish the skeptic anon story?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 03:47:24 No.25237928 Report Delete

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bump

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 03:52:26 No.25237954 Report Delete

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>>25237239
Take
it
to
Fingerbang

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 05:29:18 No.25238357 Report Delete

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>>25237239
Look, I appreciate the offer but...
This is where I live. I have my food, my bed, and my TV in this corner.
I can't eat that hot food you guys eat, and if I sit next to you people will freak out, or sit on me.
I have the best view in the entire cafeteria.

You're a good kid Sunset, and it was nice of you to ask. But we're two completely different species.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:20:28 No.25239390 Report Delete

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bump for writefriend

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:21:44 No.25239398 Report Delete

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Why isn't this in one of the 10 million generals we have already?

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:35:30 No.25239472 Report Delete

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>>25237239
>You look at her, anxious.
>Sunny looks cute and nice, and so do her friends. It's just that...you're unsure you could make a charming impression on them
"Well..."
>"Come on, Anon" she says, giving you one of the nicest, warmest smiles, you could ever see
>Oh, fuck it. Still worth a try.
"...ok, if you insist..."
>You get to their table. Their friends are looking at you, some friendly, others feigning bored indifference.
>"Well girls" says Sunny "say hello to anon!"
>"HELLO THERE!" "H-hello" "Hi, darling" "Pardner..." "Hmpf"
"Hello girls, t-thanks for the invite"
>You sit down and they start talking, prompting you to say something here and there. It's difficult at first, but you seem to get the hang of it, even tho it still feels a bit awkward.
>All of a sudden, the overexcited girl with pink hair, asks you "Hey, anon! Come on, tell us something about yourself! What do you like to do, in your free time"
>oh dear. It's that time again
>many times you've tried, and many times you've failed
>But you have to try, once more.
"I...w-well..."
>"Hah! told you he was a boring egghead like Tw-OUCH!"
>Rainbow Dash stops mid talk, like somebody hit her, real hard, under the table.
>You grab your courage and go on
"...I l-like to watch a c-cartoon for little girls"

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:53:21 No.25239551 Report Delete

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>>25239472
More! FEED ME WITH GREENTEXT

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:54:42 No.25239559 Report Delete

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>>25239472
>a cold, awkward silence welcomes your statement
>uh-oh, you can feel it. It's happening again.
"...I m-mean, it's a n-nice cartoon, once you get over the childish aspects..."
>"Anon..." says Rarity, suspiciously "What cartoon?"
>OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD, IT'S COMING AGAIN
"Ha...hahaha, w-well, probably you've never h-heard of it...it's a bit of a niche sh-show...it's called...M-m-m..."
>You can feel their cold stares stabbing you as soon as you start stuttering.
>You have to go on, no matter the cost
>What's started, can't be stopped, so you muster your courage and take a deep breath
"...M-Magipup"
>Another awkward silence.
>You can still feel it going, but maybe this time it will be different, you think. Maybe it will be better.
>Rainbow Dash looks at you.
>"Magipup...you mean that cartoon with the antropomorphic talking colored dogs?"
"y...yes?"
>"Anon. Are you...a pupper?"
>Oh god, no, you can't. You can't control it.
>You try to reply but it's too late.
>All of a sudden, spaghetti start to burst off your pockets. Like a fucking explosion.
>The girls look at you shocked, Sunset tries to reach for you, but she's pinned on the ground by a spaghetti wave
>Where there were your clothes, now it's just spaghetti. Not a single piece of skin can be seen. You've become the Spaghetti Demon
>"W-why d-did you ask?" you try to tell, but all it comes out is an unintelligible gurgling
>Soon Spaghetti invade the entire cafeteria.
>Sunset and her friends have been immobilized by it.
>You can only watch, powerless, when the spaghetti rips all their clothes leaving them naked
>And then start to penetrate them
>Not a single orifice is spared
>Their bodies, all covered in salsa, twitch in pain and fear while the spaghetti rip away every inch of dignity they still had
>Sunny tries to look at you, tears forming in her scared, cyan eyes, but the spaghetti in her mouth forcing her to turn her head away, while they rape her.
>You've finally become spaghetti, destroyer of cunts

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 11:12:34 No.25239623 Report Delete

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>>25239559
>Actually telling them what you watch
>Not lying your ass off
Still funny, though.

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 11:14:38 No.25239629 Report Delete

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>>25239472

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 12:47:22 No.25240229 Report Delete

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bump

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Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 13:30:32 No.25240570 Report Delete

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>>25239559
sleep tight, pupper.

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