>>25240884>>25241049"What's with the Sunday social? Are they assassins?"
>"No! They are my friends.""Too bad."
>"What are you doing here anyways?""Oh you know the same old same. Just doing a recon mission and decided to drop by for a day to rest. And say hello to my only sister."
>She nods blankly at you."Also I think I saw Shining with his wife in the other room. I think they are waiting for you."
>You take out a cigar from nowhere and light it."Mind if I smoke?"
>"Of course I mind!""Fine geez, waste of a good smoke."
>It gets tossed in the nearest flower pot."Also before I forget I think they want to surprise you with-"
>"DON'T SPOIL IT!" shouted the pink one."Uh... Just go meet them already."
>And just like that they leave you in the throne room."I wonder how long Shiny planned this."
>Sometime later.>"I can't believe it. I'm gonna be an ant! So many stories to share. Oh, what if it's a boy, or maybe a girl!? I can't wait to show off my book collection.">Cadence couldn't help but to giggle at that.>"We can't wait either...Um, who is that?"Just your brother-in-law."
>"Just? What do you mean?">"W-Well you see he's-""Her brother. Speaking of which where is Shiny?"
>"Wait. Wait Twilight you have a brother?">"I brought corndogs!" bursts in shining."Sick. Let me have some."
>"No problem bro...BRO?!""Hphhmm."
>You said 'yes bro' but the hoof full of corndogs in your face had made it unable to speak properly.>"What are you doing here?!">You hold up the hoof you engorged yourself with and waved them a 'gimme a minute'."First off it's been a while since I had one of those. Second, rude."
>"Wait I thought you already talked to Cadence and Shining." interjected Twilight."I never said that. I said I saw them."
>"What where you doing sneaking around my castle?" "Looking for openings, duh. By the way you have terrible guardspony."
>"That's not the point!">Shining coughs to get your attention.>"So Anon how's it been?""Good, good..."