>I was about 14 years old
>Hotwings were my favorite thing in the whole wide world
>I would only ever consume hotwings, blue cheese, celery, and multivitamins flavored like the orgasm inducing chicken wings
>I would pray to Barack Obama every night, thanking him for the wonderful treat he has blessed the world with
>but then, the unthinkable happened
>my cuntsuckling father thought that I should eat something other than hotwings
>I stared at him, my eyes hotsauce red
>I pounced on him, with the fury of a million angry suns
>I tore my pants off, revealing my 15 inch long hotwing
>I ripped off both of his arms, drowning them in my hotsauce cum
>I thusly shoved one of his arms into my mouth, then I pulled it out, yanking off all of the skin and flesh with it
>I began shoving the other arm into my urethra
>I scream in pain and pleasure, shitting diarrhea onto the bleeding unconscious corpse of my father
>I reach orgasm, releasing a stream of hot sauce and blue cheese with so much force, that the moon is knocked out of orbit
>I fly out of the window, continuing my quest for hotwings to this day
