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Apples

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Does Hasbro have a secret deal with apple orchards and distributors? This show advertises apples like crazy.

Not only do we have a family with the surname Apple and with each family member having a personalized apple-related delineation, one of the main characters comes from that family.

Apples are shown in the series throughout as a major source of sustenance for ponies and they devour them both cutely and seductively in hopes of gathering the attention of the viewer.

Nearly all apples are presented as big, juicy and delicious and they serve as cues for you to buy this delectable fruit and it occurs so often in the show that it seems Hasbro is advertising it more than they advertise ponies and certainly much more so than DFC has been advertising the show.

It's gotten to the point where I eat one or two apples daily and I've been doing so for months. I can't stop and have tried so many varieties of apple from Pink Lady to Red Delicious (ew) to Gala to Honeycrisp, etc., etc. I am laden with this insatiable craving for apples with the show to such an extent that it has become an existential nightmare and a burden to me.

I've begun to have vivid, sexual dreams dealing with me being with my waifu in an apple orchard and she uses apples in some sexual way against my body. I've even masturbated using an apple several times through rubbing it against my dick, pressing it against my peritoneal region, rubbing it against my nipples, or just eating a sweet apple while I look up pictures of pony porn, letting the juice spurt onto my penis head and legs.

I can't handle it anymore. I am obsessed with apples.

Why is Hasbro doing this? Why are apples so important to the show? Can anyone else relate?