>>25253799Celestia frowns at the papers she holds in her hand.
"Selling water-soluble 'gems' to Rarity. Selling fake Cutie Mark licenses. Stealing sports equipment. Using the Friendship Games course to hold a mudwrestling tournament- with Dash's help. And paying her with the sport equipment! Talking Twilight into committing multiple cases of nudity- during school hours. We don't know why there are a heap of smashed tacos in the girl's shower, and at this point I don't want to know. Give me one good reason why I shouldn't ship you to Crystal Prep North!"