Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
Written by Nick Confalone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) is due out next Wednesday (Nov. 4)! The chapter book Princess Luna and The Festival of the Winter Moon is due out Nov. 3 as well!
The Pies seem a rather reserved family, overall, content to work their farm and live austerely. Pinkie's a bit of the odd mare out, but she grew up there and knows how to manage the simple life, too, even if she loves parties and sweets. Maud's fascination with rocks is well known to a good number of ponies by now, and the parents are rather set in their goals, but how do Marble and Limestone really feel about everything? Limestone seems irascible and protective of the farm, while Marble is retiring to a point where her sister just interprets her whims. There's probably more to them, once one gets to know them.
What would a Pie family reunion look like, anyhow?
>>25251190 Previous thread.
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BOOP ALL THE ROCK MARES
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Anyone else think it sad the Pie parents sleep in separate beds?
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz Episode 519: The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87W_nxH3Z70 ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs NEW EPISODES TRAILERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWzEnIEGsVQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK7Xvl0VQY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFFNyTmKjE8 October 31: Episode 521 –
Scare Master Written by Natasha Levinger Fluttershy decides to face her fears and participate in Nightmare Night with her friends. Nov. 7: Episode 522 –
What About Discord? Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something. Nov. 14: Episode 523 –
The Hooffields and McColts Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting. Nov. 21: Episode 524 –
The Mane Attraction An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart. Episode 525 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1 Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever. Episode 526 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2 Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain. Anonymous
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>>25256521 I'm sure they cuddle under the cuddle stone
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I am going to touch holder's boulder.
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>>25256541 those 2 horses are pretty cute together
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ATTENTION! This pony is not a licensed medical professional. Do not take medical advice from this pony. Do not allow her to perform medical examinations or procedures on your genitalia. If you have suffered damages because of this filly's lewd misconduct please contact the legal firm of Meadows, Puff, and Johnson to take place in a class-action suit.
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>>25256521 It's actually a pretty traditional thing for married couples to have separate beds, and hardly means there's no romance. It might even be better than sharing a bed, since it allows for different sleep cycles and prevents problems like sheet sharing.
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>>25256570 DONT YOU FUCKING DARE
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>>25256588 I bet Limey just yells at Marble all the time
poor thing
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>>25256600 >Luna, Gilda, and Limey yell at your dick at the same time >they start scoffing at you and looking disgusted when you start ejaculating from it Anonymous
>>25256614 from the vibrations?
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>>25256614 this is incredibly retarded and i hate you a little bit for posting it
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>>25256621 >you will never get a soundjob from luna and her royal canterlot voice Anonymous
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>>25256670 We've had a lot of cute scenes this season, this one is top cute
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>>25256670 And then Twilight barfs up EVERYWHERE!
She's like a friggin' garden sprinkler just spraying it around the room.
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>>25256716 she has a pretty fat butt
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>>25256670 Do you reckon they fugged?
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>>25256732 sister or not, she's got a nice butt
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>>25256711 Would ponies just accept that Anon chooses a random pony to cuddle with every night?
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I love Science Twilight Sparkle!
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Ponies tying you up while your asleep taking off all of your clothes then slowly pulling off each and every one of your toenails~
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>>25256746 I'd like to think so
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>>25256716 what a grumpy pony
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Lesbian horse cuddles.
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>>25256711 Remember when Fluttershy liked Anon?
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>>25256783 she still likes him
just not at 4 in the morning
when he's drunk
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>>25256754 >Anon sleeping with a colt Anonymous
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>>25256783 >Of course I wouldn't get pregnant And that's how Satyrs are born.
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>>25256793 I'll cuddle you too
try and stop me
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Twilight just unleashed the magica little bit splashed on your face
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>>25256861 OH GOD IT'S CAUSTIC
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>>25256861 I'm assuming the rest of it splashed
into my ass Anonymous
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>>25256866 It was her anti-jew spell
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How is it possible for one family to have so many top tier waifus?
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>>25256876 I don't understand the hierarchy
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>>25256876 They all have some kind of personality disorder.
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>>25256876 Diamonds in the rough
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>>25256876 >Maud >Top Tier Why do people find autism so attractive?
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>>25256897 It is relate-able to them?
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>>25256876 Do you think Maud would be interested in conversations
that weren't about rocks Anonymous
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>this looks delicious anon, thanks for the soup!
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>>25256881 That's the thing! They're all wonderful!
>>25256897 Because literally every scene she's in is pure gold, in all her episodes.
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>>25256928 She's too sweet.
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>>25256892 Why is this oc so cute?
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>>25256940 it's a pony, they start at 100/100
everything else is just points off
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>>25256932 who's furry OC is this?
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>>25256958 >who is furry OC is this? Anonymous
>>25256973 Twilight do you spend all day correcting everyone's grammar on the internet?
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>>25256987 You're the princess of friendship, not the princess of being a cunt.
That honor goes to Rainbow Dash.
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>>25257002 of course it is, she didn't correct you
she's just glaring
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>>25257011 >That honor goes to Rainbow Dash. nope
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>>25257011 >yeth, she's the bigeth cunt! Anonymous
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>>25257038 I dunno but she's a cutie
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>>25257012 Maintain eye contact, start removing clothes to establish dominance.
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>>25257011 She should be the princess of Aspergers social skills brownie points.
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>>25257048 She looks like Female Flash at first glance.
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>>25257086 Her stomach is absorbing her legs.
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>>25257086 >"BRING ME CAPTAIN SOLO AND THE WOOKIE, PINKIE." Anonymous
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>>25257108 that's an odd style
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It is timefor pretty unicorns
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>>25257149 it's going for the horsey look, but it's not too great
a lot of weird lines and the snout is doglike and the whole head is tiny
I like this one better
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>>25257178 How hard is it to talk to Celestia without poking her eye out?
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>>25257178 Yes, alicorns were just considered winged unicorns before the retcon.
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>>25257178 Those are some large horns.
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>>25257215 She never does because she is "biggest pony"
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>>25257274 "The unicorn horn race", because they aren't just special, unique horses
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>>25257186 I remember there was a fanfic where they were all horses and we are in the poi of Dash as she trot around the city to find her friends.
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>>25256699 If anyone is not reading this in the RD presents voice then they need a fucking lobotomy
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>>25257303 Is that an upcoming episode?
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>>25257317 Jแบฝsus, Anon. You got the reference very good for you
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>>25257178 >Classical unicorns Get that TFH shit out of here.
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>>25257344 excue you potato
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>>25257344 TFH is based off of mlp, which has creatures based off that original lore. Classical unicorns are even less TFH than FiM is
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>>25257344 Faust's not Twilight witch horse barely looks like this
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>>25257355 Shear the sheep
baaaaa
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>>25257332 How do you know Twilight didn't get Earth Pony magic too? Her horn got longer, and I don't think she could've become more of a unicorn than she was before
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Bring me your cutest horse, MLPG.
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>>25257341 Oh look, a volunteer
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Can ponies skills pay the bills?
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>>25257371 doesn't tfh have a literal classical unicorn?
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>>25257417 Yes. She is very pretty.
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>>25257417 but they rerouted that lore through FiM because they had to cancel Fighting is Magic. Their unicorn is literally based on Twilight
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Filly never got to learn social skills because you kept her in the closet all the time, now she has no choice but to troll people on the internet by incessantly spouting her opinion and randumb actions in the thread.
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>>25257434 is she at least a pegasus filly?
those are the best
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A colt storms into the CMC clubhouse throwing a fit. Visibly stressed, he starts yelling about how his cutie mark has both a tee-pee and a wigwam. Scootaloo puts a hoof on him and tells him "Relax, friend. You're two tents!"
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>>25257434 That's okay
She's cute, she doesn't need to be good at stuff
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>>25257453 I miss Scrubbing Bubbles.
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A pony walks into the bar, the bartender asks "why the long face" and then pony runs away crying because she is very sensitive about her appearance.
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Which characters are the "wait until marriage" types?
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>>25257485 Probably for some reason related to his blog posts, rather than his thread related jokes
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>>25257393 Oh c'mon, you know they're just suddenly applying character-specific traits to her. The "alicorn race" is bullshit, Celestia, Luna, and to a degree Candace were just intended to be special ponies, referred to as unicorns.
>>25257417 She looks more like a goth lanky not-a-MLP-seriously-guys with a horn.
>>25257507 Most ponies have more of a big round face.
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>>25257540 you already did this
>>25256703 Anonymous
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I bet dating a pony would be very nice
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>>25257534 >Cherry Berry >happy who is this imposter
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>>25257561 she just genuinely loves winter
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>>25257548 Why not go the extra route have them all be asexual?
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>>25257463 >Lightbringer Paladin >Dying Light Priest >??? Anonorc There are times I miss that game. But looking at what it has become I don't think I should go back.
Plus my laptop is broken and I'm halfway broke as well.
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Transformation
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>>25257572 So much they only need one accessory.
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>>25257586 there's private servers bruv
don't have to pay a cent
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>>25257586 I still play because you can pay with gold now
it's shit, don't go back
unless you just really love mmos then it's still okay
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>>25257602 I want to cuddle with Junior
and talk about video games
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>>25257602 Those are ugly.
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>>25257614 And give him his first blowjob?
Me too!
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>>25257614 she seems like the type to talk you through how to be a filly
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>>25257599 That solves a part of my problem.
>>25257603 I think I miss my friends I made there most. My guild had like five people in it (old friend from real life, his sister, a guy they both knew from in game, and his fiancée), and we got pretty close.
Then there was the adventure part of it. I remember the first time I saw Org. And Shat. And Dalaran.
Fuck I need a drink now.
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>>25257530 Yeah I agree. It's very racist
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>>25257656 well don't get me started on wow nostalgia, that's a whole nother ballgame
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>>25257586 That anon is actually a blood elf mage.
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What kind of music would a little filly listen to?
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QUEEN CHRYSALIS SAYS IT'S TIME TO PONY PONY! WHO WILL ANSWER THE CALL?
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That took way longer then I thought it would. Anyway, my bad if it sucks, I've only been coloring shit for like a week now.
Original version w/ cum:
http://derpy.me/ybMIp Anonymous
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>>25257704 damn, nice
thanks for making the safe version too
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>>25257678 >That anon is actually a blood elf mage. I honestly couldn't tell. I saw pointy ears, beard, and I thought I saw some tusks. My mistake.
Is it wrong if I had "rules," of turning WoW races into pony races? Granted this was back in the early pony fandom so it is more autistic than I'm willing to admit Anonymous
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>>25257679 YEAH AND YA DON'T STOP
20 SHOT GLOCK, WIT DA COP KILLAS, FILL EM' TO THE TOP
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>>25257732 >your bow will never be bedazzled Anonymous
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>>25257750 >tfw the dog was her brought in Anonymous
>>25257704 It's good
Please don't be negative about yourself or your art. Whether you're intentionally fishing for complements or not, it's very off-putting. Anonymous
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>>25257750 I really want to see the follow up
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>>25257784 Actually I was more trying to say 'if something's fucked up with it, let me know'
I'm having one of those days where I just feel... off. So i probably just said it stupidly.
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>>25257844 Pinkie left them
she left them and she took all the happiness with her
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>>25257840 Fair enough. I hope you feel better soon!
And I hope you stick around, too! Anonymous
look everyone it's Rainbow Dash!
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>>25257875 sentence pony to punishment level 3
no cuddles or boops for 2 hours
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>>25257784 Asking for the impossible there, Anon.
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Is Limestone's anger thing anxiety over being the one to inherit the farm, when she isn't totally prepared to do so?
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>>25257863 It's not even that I feel sick or whatever. It's just one of those days where I woke up and everything seemed wrong. Stuff wasn't where it should be, things seemed strangely quiet. I don't know how to explain it, but i imagine other people have days like that from time to time. I hate it, it makes me feel like I woke up in some ever-so-slightly different parallel universe and I'm stuck here until i get another decent nights sleep.
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How many times did Pinkie's parents have sex?
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>>25257893 hmm
I don't think so, otherwise she wouldn't make such a point of saying that she runs the farm all the time
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>>25257907 but pinkie and marble are twins
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>>25257902 what
what is it now, Fluttershy
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>>25257935 what the fuck is going on with her torso
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>>25257844 She got retconned. Just like her sister and Moondancer
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>>25257962 The Pie Family is a jumble of things, but Moondancer was never retconned
She wasn't a character really until her recent debut
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>>25257933 It is time, anon.
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>>25258004 please stop reaching your wings into my eye hole
it's just not something you should do
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>>25258026 I bet they like to be cute in herds
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>>25258004 It's so... stretchy.
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>>25258053 man, who wouldn't want to be a pegasus
all that open sky would be amazing
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>>25258053 Birdbrains go home, Ponyville is an Earth Pony town.
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>>25258069 earthies suckkkkkkkkkkk
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>>25258075 >there will never be futa rr x futa rosemary ;_; Anonymous
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>>25258064 I know that feel.
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>>25258053 I want to touch those wings.
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>>25257983 Moondancer was retconned. If she really cared so much, she would've taken a train to Ponyville, or at least wrote
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>>25258064 infinite sky
vs
infinite magic
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>>25258108 Stop being stupid on purpose
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>tfw you will never be able to spread your wings, and soar through the beautiful Equestrian skies It's a bad feel.
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>>25258111 unicorns still can't fly very well though
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Filly wishes she was japanese.
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>>25258127 Even Spike could've written her
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>>25258134 A terrible feel.
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>>25258134 >tfw waking up all your pegabuddies and going on a midnight moonlight flight Anonymous
>>25258111 Yeah, thanks, I'll take the sky.
And magic ain't infinite for shit unless you're one of the alicorns or magical mary sue Princess Twilight Sparkle™.
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>>25258161 no just the retconned thing
you are misusing the word to look like an idiot but I know you must be a smart guy
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>>25258108 Twilight's past friends are retcons
>>25257962 I almost expected them to be replaced by Maud
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Being turned into a pretty pony.
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>>25258199 cuddling all your freshly transformed pretty pony pals
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>>25258034 What if Twilight cast a "want it need it" spell on anons butthole?
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>>25258199 Can I be something else?
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>>25258199 And ugly pony being turned into a pretty pony via the application of makeup.
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>>25258177 Not everyone can be good at something
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>>25258219 Probably, but what else could you possibly want more?
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Daily reminder that the Twilight Sparkle losing her wings meme is now supported by new official media.
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>>25258159 GOD
IF ONLY IT WAS A GUY
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>>25258253 Anything but a pony
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>>25258192 It's Surprise nigga.
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>>25258286 Oh, like a busty lass with tits so big you can hide a little pony in them?
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>>25258299 you do this every month pony
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what if epona was a normal pony
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>>25258272 Reminder that something isn't a meme just because you don't like it
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>>25258347 What is a normal pony
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>>25258370 A pony without any special attributes.
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>>25258382 All ponies are special though
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>>25258382 But every pony has a special talent.
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>>25258403 I wish my special talent were being a pony
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>>25256928 All her facts are rock facts.
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>>25258452 This and Rarity's theme are both fantastic
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I WAS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN IN A CROSS FIRE HURRICANE
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Touching the pony's hock.
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>>25258517 Can I fondle the pony's dock?
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>>25258538 Sure, if you want to get kicked in the face.
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>>25258553 But they are cute, innocent children!
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>>25258538 >okay... >....... Anonymous
>>25258581 Thank you, pony.
oh god why is she giving me that look. Is it that obvious that I'm a total dockslut? She's enjoying it, right? Anonymous
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>>25258581 That made me hard much faster then it should have.
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>>25258599 Rub it with your dick. Anonymous
>>25258620 Ew, no. If I had a dock I might rub it on hers though.
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>>25258642 Are you gay Anonymous?
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Status update: taken.
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>>25258654 Only for stallions
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dedotated wambow dash
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It's that time again. Time to cuddle the pony.
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Drawfag requests for inanimate TF
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>>25258745 But it's raining inside!
>>25258752 Applejack turning into a rock while Maud watches. Anonymous
>>25258752 Wonderbolts turning into jets
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>>25258783 Isn't that like the only two black characters being related?
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>>25258752 rumble turning into a cassette tape
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>>25258752 Stallion sneaking into anon's bed and turning into a big cuddly plushie
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>>25258816 anon there are no black characters
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>>25258752 Maud turning into a rock.
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>>25258873 I like how she just kinda contemplates being on the ground
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>>25258873 oh man, her face is too cute
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>>25258805 I want to see this
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>>25258873 She still has that wee little butt
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>>25258848 You knew what I meant.
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>>25258919 >a naked child hugs a naked woman Anonymous
>>25258873 >>25258919 why is filly so cute
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>>25258939 >who may be a pedo Anonymous
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>>25258948 you made this with your own pony essence didn't you
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>>25258940 she just does filly things
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>>25258963 >filly things What kind of things?
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>>25258973 it's hard to explain
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
>>25258983 That's a fancy bed.
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>A pole was planted. >Airing of grievances was had shortly after. >Followed by a feat of strength. Oh my God, the apples and the pies celebrate Festivus.
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>>25258990 how do you suppose they get the apples on the bed posts
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>>25258990 And big.
>they will never show Apple Bloom without something covering her head Anonymous
>>25259009 >And big. Her brother has to fit in there.
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>>25259009 If Applebloom looses her bow she looses her Samson-like powers.
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>>25259025 To tell her bed time stories.
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>>25259046 With his penis.
Tex !!W3a+DuEfQ4Y
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>>25259060 those don't talk
and if your does your should see a doctor
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>>25259041 No that bow is a meme. Just like Applejack's hat
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After you promised Filly that you'd do anything to help her cutie mark she decided to see if she was good at hairdressing. So she waited until you were asleep and then went to town. Let's just say that she's still a blank flank and had to have the cost of a buzz cut taken out of her allowance.
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>>25259083 this is the perfect human to pony scale
>>25259111 that is not what a meme is
anon go to bed
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>>25259072 why is she so brutal
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>>25259115 That image kinda makes me feel like vomiting.
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>>25256465 All mares juices are unique to the mare in question, so unless you taste test yourself you'd never know.
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>>25259154 yeah well
Babs sucks
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>>25259173 Pleas dont post those kinds of pictures of my mom
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>>25259126 >this is the perfect human to pony scale If you want the toys, pedo
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>>25259220 >not wanting to scoop up entire cities of ponies in each arm turbo pleb
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>>25259221 Eww she has human boobs!
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I want to see Lime Stone and Rainbow Dash in the same room for an hour and see what happens.
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>>25259253 Limestone would destroy Dash
she is pure anger
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>>25259234 you forgot to mention the legs, vagina, shoulders, and nose
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I had a dream where Shining Armor was an alicorn and flying around Canterlot at night in front the princesses. Then there were spiders in my garage.
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Ponies ain't shit but tricks and hoes.
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>>25259272 Bullshit, they would exhaust one another and collapse in a pile of rage, sweat and heavy breathing.
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>>25259358 Pinkie, it isn't healthy to ship your cousins.
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>>25259357 so...they'd just cuddle?
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>>25259317 They always look more naked sitting that way
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>>25259368 In a very aggressive way.
And neither of them would enjoy it at all.
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>>25259357 Dash is pretty smalltime
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Filly learned how to field strip an m15. Filly also has an m15 now. Filly had an eventful day.
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>>25259382 Hey, it's not her fault she is petite.
If you pull her mane back while fucking her she looks like a colt.
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>>25259381 but they'd both be smiling right?
xieril !xenORNGPBM
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>>25259386 Sound like Filly had a good day.
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haha oh wow Sunset is so bad man I sure hope noone posts Sunset that will be the total last thing I'd want
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>>25259403 Go blow up a factory
xieril !xenORNGPBM
>>25259403 but small is cool!
it helps with aerodynamics and other egghead stuff related to going fast!
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>>25259412 >heh >you think they got got blown up real high? Anonymous
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>>25256521 that's old school marriage
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>>25259416 You can't contain an ego that large in such a small pony.
Anonymous
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>>25259221 WHOOP WHOOP ANTHRO ALERT ANTHRO ALERT!
Anonymous
>>25259421 It wasn't funny. You put those ponies in danger
Anonymous
>>25259433 I put ur moms ass in danger
xieril !xenORNGPBM
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>>25259430 I don't know how she does it but dang she's really good at it
Anonymous
>>25259433 >I bet they got a real laugh out of it! Anonymous
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>>25259439 Why did I laugh?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25259456 maybe because your only outlet is shitposting?
Anonymous
>>25259450 No you ruined their jobs and made a mockery of the entire weather division that employs you
Anonymous
>>25259459 ay I shitpost and feel just fine
#stopshitpostshaming
^:)
Anonymous
>>25259465 >I mean...you realize it's just a cartoon show right? Anonymous
>>25259469 that stupid unicorn face makes me laugh every time, I hope it catches on
^:)
Anonymous
>>25259471 And in that one episode you were a maniacal menace
Anonymous
>>25259459 I mean, I'm sad for other reasons, but yes, that's one of them.
Anonymous
>>25259492 Pumpkin Cake rocking the Moondancer look
Anonymous
>>25259490 >jesus christ anon >what did I just tell you Anonymous
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>>25259433 It's a cartoon
But they are children
Anonymous
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>>25259394 It would be a very unhappy not enjoying this at all kind of smile but yes.
Anonymous
>>25259500 >>25259500 Except her mane probably smells better.
Pumpkin's I mean.
Anonymous
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>>25259508 Dash please stop teasing the autistic anons.
They don't know any better.
Anonymous
>>25259508 Alright. Next time a supervillain comes you should ignore them. Just a cartoon after all
Anonymous
i like the pie family theyre a cute fucking family
Anonymous
>>25259523 Actually that would be a funny as fuck concept.
Everyone ignores the villain and they get so frustrated by it they give up and leave.
Anonymous
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>>25259517 I meant the mane too, with that updo
Anonymous
>>25259527 >The sisters all share a bed. >The parents sleep in separate beds. Anonymous
>>25259535 >Villain shows up to destroy the mane six >They're not there >Big bad proceeds to terrorize the regular pony folk before getting bored Anonymous
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>>25259482 >>25259482 ε|:) apples apples apples
Anonymous
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>>25259543 imagine the stealth masturbating skills they developed over the years
Anonymous
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>>25259543 I just assumed the Apples were sleeping in the sisters' room and using their beds while they slept in a spare or something.
Anonymous
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>>25259543 Dude, they have four kids
If they still slept in the same bed the Pie family would rival the Apples in size, and on the basis of a single nuclear family
Anonymous
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>>25259500 But Moondancer's diaper is never clean.
Anonymous
i wish to live among the amish ponies
Anonymous
>>25259558 thou verily desire to?
Anonymous
>>25259527 yes but who is the cutest pie sister
Anonymous
>>25259546 EVERYONE ELSE IS USELESS
Anonymous
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>>25259563 Teach me your ways, weird rock ponies.
Anonymous
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>>25259558 Aren't they boring and humorless?
Anonymous
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>>25259527 I want to see the Pie sisters give Marble romance advice.
Anonymous
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>>25259569 Maud feels like a retcon of a retcon
Anonymous
BIG MAC AND MARBLE SITTING IN A A TREE K I S S I N G
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25259563 pinkie's mom is really cute
she must have been a great mom to have raised 3 wonderful daughters and a shitty one
Anonymous
>>25259572 ONLY """"RAINBOW" ""POWER"""" CAN SAVE US NOW!
Anonymous
>>25259600 What shitty one?
Anonymous
>>25259609 I gues it's time to...
PONY UP
Anonymous
is this a relative of pinkie's?
Anonymous
>>25259615 you know which one
we all know
Anonymous
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>>25259588 BIG MAC AND MARBLE SITTING IN A TREE
D
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K
I
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G
Anonymous
>>25259616 >It truly was a Rainbow Rocks oh my god...
Anonymous
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>>25259632 >i guess >they truly were >Equestria Girls Hasbro pls
Anonymous
>he-hey anon >I heard you like...maybe sometimes cuddle poniesNOT that I'm into that >I just heard that
Anonymous
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>>25259625 Maybe, since Granny Pie never existed
Anonymous
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>>25259569 All of them.
I want to hug all of them at once.
They're all so perfect, in their own ways.
Can I marry all four sisters at once?
Anonymous
>>25259658 How innocent are her thoughts?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25259672 depends on how sleepy Tank is
Anonymous
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>>25259588 Anon no, they are cousins!
Anonymous
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>Hasbro has a new play set of toys. >It features the Apple and Pie family. >Big Mac looks like he is rearing up. >People find that he fis perfectly with the Marble Pie figurine. >It looks like they are fucking.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25259716 i want to watch pony tv
it's just like ours except everything is ponies
Anonymous
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>>25259723 I'd watch it, and I don't even watch human tv.
Anonymous
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>>25259630 Just because other ponies make her nervous does not mean she's shitty.
Anonymous
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>>25259658 mlpg talks a big game but they wouldn't have it in them to do lewd things to these incredibly cute and innocent ponoes
Anonymous
>>25259723 pony tv would be really innocent though
so sex
no swearing
no violence
Anonymous
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>>25259716 I want to watch sappy romances with Dash
Anonymous
I kind of wish we saw Pinkie interacting with her parents more.
Anonymous
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>>25259733 >so sex Shows dedicated to hardcore cuddling and hoof holding
and interspecies nuzzling Anonymous
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>>25259733 >no violence No shit, Equestria is like LA.
You want violence you just hang around Ponyville for ten minutes.
Anonymous
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>>25259737 They seem too insular
Anonymous
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>>25259737 The only time Pinkie really interacts with her parents is when he father gets his rocks off in her and her mom watches.
Anonymous
>>25259733 NONE OF THOSE THINGS EXIST BECAUSE KIDS SHOW
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25259776 But sex clearly does considering Cadence got knocked up.
Shining hitting that nightly, yo.
Anonymous
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>>25259783 Nah she's just a slut
That likes cake Anonymous
>>25259733 it would be adorable
Anonymous
>>25259797 Pony everything would be adorable.
Anonymous
I'm so hungry I could eat out a horse.
Anonymous
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>>25259807 I want that mare to force feed me shitty burgers.
Anonymous
>>25259819 Don't you mean eat a horse?
Anonymous
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>>25259823 No, I know what I said.
Anonymous
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>>25259786 No sex happened.
Shining Armor ordered a baby on Amazon.
Anonymous
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>>25259786 No they reproduce asexually via. budding.
Anonymous
>>25259807 i wish to live in a world of ponies
everything would be really cute
go to the store; it's a store run by ponies selling pony stuff
go to the museum; it's a museum of adorable pony history
go to the whorehouse; all the whores are ponies
it would be wonderful
Anonymous
>>25259841 >Ponies wonder why a hairless ape is talking to them like babies and trying to pet them. Anonymous
>>25259851 >Despite being bit, zapped, or kicked, Anon still tries to coo and pet the citizens. Anonymous
>okay >I admit it >I ate the last moon pie
Anonymous
>>25259869 I was talking about the factory you destroyed
Anonymous
Anonymous
My lifelong dream is to help Rarity apply her makeup and then go stallion hunting.
Anonymous
>>25259878 >anon that was on the show >you know it's not real right? Anonymous
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>>25259887 Well tell whoever directed that episode that they misunderstand your character
Anonymous
>>25259882 My lifelong dream is to help Rarity apply makeup to a stallion,
and that stallion is me Anonymous
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>>25256469 >Marble is retiring to a point where her sister just interprets her whims. >she basically has no will of her own anymore Anonymous
My lifelong dream is to touch Twilight and then run away giggling and hide poorly behind a bush.
Anonymous
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>>25259901 And then put you in pretty dresses she made just for you?
Anonymous
>>25259952 Touch her where exactly?
Anonymous
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>Most of the porn with Marble involves tentacles. Huh... This things I have to fap too...
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Wow I can't believe Pinkie was a changeling this whole time, explains why Skyla burst outa Cadence fully formed like that.
Anonymous
>>25260008 filly filly filly!
Anonymous
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>>25260007 Sleep tight poner.
Anonymous
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>>25260044 Fucking ponies~
Anonymous
>>25260028 Don't stop the filly
Anonymous
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>>25260056 Can't stop the filly.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25260061 that pony looks like he knows how to play pon
Anonymous
odds: vidya evens: sweet sweet beb dubs: draw
Anonymous
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Sweetie is all over tonight
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25260091 how do you play pon?
Anonymous
>>25260229 it should be obvious
Anonymous
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>>25260236 oh okay then!
>Rubs ponies nipples clockwise Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25260341 pierced pony nipples, aching to be rubbed?
Anonymous
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>>25260341 Pinching them and rubbing your dick inbetween their mareteats?
MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY
MIGHTY ROOGNA, SUPER Manly Greatsword Wielder the Obnoxiously Long-MANED(Named) !rBNVyANGRY Thu 29 Oct 2015 04:55:11 No. 25260374 Report Delete
Anonymous
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>>25260374 DRAW ME A PICTURE ROOGNA
Anonymous
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>>25260374 That's right, Luna.
We're coming for your nips.
Anonymous
Filly marked you with her cutie mark so that all the other fillies know to BACK THE FUCK OFF.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Sweetie is willing to go full bridle for you
Anonymous
>>25260453 I'd rather have her go mouth ring
Anonymous
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>>25260467 that seems kind of lewd for a filly
Anonymous
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>>25260453 Why is she crying? I don't want her to wear anything takes causes her to cry
Anonymous
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>>25260403 it won't wash off, filly
IT WONT WASH OFF!
Anonymous
Reminder that fillies can smell fear.
Anonymous
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>>25260496 Can mares still smell fear?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Anonymous
>>25260530 Is this one of them creepypastas, son?
Anonymous
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>>25260509 your waifu a shit Anonymous
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>>25260509 How did the detective find the stone cold killer?
He eventually found a crack in the case. Anonymous
Anonymous
>Had to fap to non anthro Marble Pie porn I wan to complain to the porn managers.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25260598 mlpg isn't your porn folder
come on, dude
I don't want the fetish posters to win
Anonymous
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>>25260509 What kind of file do you need to make a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
a pedophile Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYWYfblFmqE Hold shit she sounds so victorious when she gets inside.
Anonymous
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>>25260602 I need a image of Lime Stone REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEING.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25260608 Remember: Horse girls are crazy. I think I'd still consider putting my dick in it though.
>>25260640 > Anonymous
>>25260608 >just some good clean fun >then blondie has to dive in screaming "GIVE IT TO ME" Anonymous
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>>25260662 I was loosing my shit when she started screaming about her hat.
Anonymous
>>25260652 You want to know the best part about girls who own horses?
They trust you around their animals and you can blow stallions.
Anonymous
>>25260695 Couldn't you just fuck the horse girl though
Anonymous
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>>25260701 That would be dumb...
You ave a horse right there.
Anonymous
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>>25260695 >>25260701 Imagine a perfect relationship between Mister and Misses Horsefucker, who have sex with each other and have sex with horses in front of each other.
Anonymous
Filly is sorry she had to use your toothbrush last night.
Anonymous
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>>25260717 I use my toothbrush to clean my toilet...
Anonymous
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>>25260717 Can you catch the fillyness that way?
Anonymous
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>>25258452 >Eurobeat is dead and gone. Anonymous
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>>25260738 >It goes jazzy for no reason. >Rarity Investigates happens. Fug
Anonymous
>>25260738 >doot doot doot doot doot doot What the fuck am I listening to?
Anonymous
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What would happen if we stuck Marble Pie and Fluttershy in the same room and made them solve a puzzle that involved communication and had a time limit?It's just a 50 piece puzzle.
Anonymous
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>>25260760 >What the fuck am I listening to? Modern Mozart.
Anonymous
Why don't you have a pony waifu yet?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>tfw the realization that the show popularity/fandom is declining hard and that we had a peak and are now decreasing in size what shows/games are you guys moving to?
Anonymous
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So how fucking rich is Rarity? Carousel Boutique has been a constant success since Twilight came to Ponyville, she had a bunch of famous clients, designers and critics constantly promoting her, huge number of contracts, personal costume designer for the biggest Equestria pop star, and the huge success of the boutique in Canterlot. Also she's constantly with Twilight and has designed a lot of dresses for her and her friends when going to important events so that's even more publicity.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25260814 Oh if only…
I'm sure even a lot of posters here would have had rage aneurysms.
Anonymous
>>25260831 It wouldn't really surprise me if Hasbro did that.
Anonymous
>>25260833 Hasbro is many things, but they are not dumb enough to replicate Halo 5 of levels of retardation.
Anonymous
thread dismissed, bring in the dancing changelings
Anonymous
>>25260842 Really?
See: Magical Mystery Cure
See: "Rainbow power"
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25260845 Pest control.
>>25260852 That sounds adorable. I'd love to do this
and be the hand-fed filly. Anonymous
>>25260848 Halo failed o be a story past chapter two.
Anonymous
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>>25260854 appleblooms is jacking off that rock
and maud knows it
Anonymous
>>25260862 And MLP:FiM failed to be meaningful story after season 1.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25260608 >those costumes She reminds me of the girls from that rubber foam video. You know the one.
Anonymous
>Today is National Cat Day
Anonymous
>>25260883 >You know the one. I wish I didn't.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25260924 I wanna use some Turtle Wax on pony's butt.
Anonymous
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>>25260924 >the first thing she does is check out her butt Fillies canonically hyper lewd.
Anonymous
>>25260887 Are pones cats?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25260980 Just maybe though.
Anonymous
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>>25260968 They are the cutest little kitty cats.
Anonymous
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>>25261009 That aint' breeding
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25261015 Unf idea
shit edit
Anonymous
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>>25261015 BURN IT BURN IT BURN IT
Anonymous
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>>25261016 >unfing to this sometimes it amazes me that people legitimately find things like that attractive
Anonymous
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>>25261022 Now add snail icecream.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25261033 >that guys comment picture of a horse dick fucking a dolphin sometimes it amazes me that people legitimately find things like that attractive
Anonymous
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dont all the mares realize bigmac is a super homo
Anonymous
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>>25261034 >aqueous equine I giggled.
Anonymous
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Would you let pony do this to your penis?
Anonymous
Anonymous
I want to have sex with this bat.
Anonymous
>>25261162 I want to have sex with
you_____ Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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smell the ponies
Anonymous
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>>25261177 You've got my heart rockin' like an AC DC concert in 4.1 surround, baby. Come here and go down with HOO! Scootaloo Anonymous
Is your favorite season 5 episode anywhere close to beating your overall favorite episode you had before S5?Crusaders of the Lost Mark is feeling closer to beating Lesson Zero for me than anything else has so far.
Anonymous
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>>25261239 Crusaders of the Lost Mark completely blew away my previous favorite
Sleepless in ponyville I'm a scootafag, and general CMC lover. Anonymous
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>>25261239 Amending Fences is my favourite episode ever.
And that's coming from someone who's finding S5 overrated.
Anonymous
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>>25261239 AF, CotLM, and Hearthbreakers are easily top 5 epiosdes of all time for me.
Maud Pie will probably stay rock steady on absolute favorite, though
Anonymous
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>>25261239 Rarity Investigates almost dethroned Suited for Success for me.
Also Rules of Rarity is now my third favorite song.
This season is easily the best one for me at least and I doubt there's any chance they can fuck up anymore to change my mind.
Anonymous
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>>25261239 There are lots of good reasons to hold older episodes to different standards and appreciate them in different ways.
I feel like MLP is fulfilling the promise I saw in "The Cutie Mark Chronicles".
Where I see new things are episodes like "Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep?", and that's something that really helps keep me engaged and interested in the show.
Anonymous
derpy is a very ugly pony
Anonymous
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>>25261282 True, but daapi isn't
Anonymous
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>>25261350 they're probably pretty good
Anonymous
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>>25261411 that's so silly
Anonymous
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>>25260887 Cats think EVERY day is National Cat Day.
Anonymous
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>>25261439 At first I thought that bag said Dontes.
Anonymous
>>25261449 Why all those at once, Penko? Double bagging not making enough of a rip?
Anonymous
>>25261466 she wants you to put them on your fingers
Anonymous
Princess Luna is a very fuzzy pony
Anonymous
>>25261476 But she's missing one.
Anonymous
>>25261485 She's not counting your thumbs, silly
Anonymous
>>25261476 Or fill them with helium and make happy party balloons!
Or, more likely,
fuck Pinkie and keep on fucking her until you just can't blow another load, but you don't want to stop because she's got you rock hard… Anonymous
>>25261482 can I rub her fuzz
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25261491 Why not? That's discrimination, that's thumbism. I'll report her to the authorities.
Anonymous
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>>25261522 Can I
tickle her belly?
Anonymous
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>>25261559 Because the pony in the 250th image posted is always perfect
isaac !!3gam3heWjui