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>Be Anon

>Standard AIE scenario, got dropped off somewhere mid season 2

> Be friends with the mane 6 and Use your knowledge to help fight the big bads but don't interfere enough to have a butterfly effect fuckup. Been going well so far. Living the dream.

>Eventually you all end up going to equality town, and you insist spike comes along but camps out, they dont return in x amount of time then he calls the royal guard.

>Get there and among the usual weird equal cult stuff you notice that everyone smells faintly of alcohol. This world is without the kid goggles after all.

>Get offered a beer with your disgusting equality muffin. How is anyone this bad at baking?

>Take a sip.

Motherfucking Bud Light.

>Its almost flat and warm, but it is Bud Light to the mark.

In all your months in these magical lands, nothing has made more sense.

>Laugh a little to yourself.

>Starlight walks over behind you and whispers so very quietly

"Taste familiar, Anon?"

How much shit enters your pants?