>>25258935"Now, the most common way Humans greet each other is with a friendly grope. If I walked past a lady, I'd take a firm handfull of her behind, and she'd give my testes a quick fondle."
>You point to a diagram you drew in preparation.>"I see... Like this?">Your dick is surrounded by a magic aura, which squeezes around it.>Ooooh yea... That's good...>And not stopping.>And getting tighter."Hey, you're getting a bit r-OOOUUUGH GOD"
>Your package gets crushed flat, and the pain of ten-thousand kidney stones fills your groin.>You pass out. 
