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>>25260222
>You are pastebin Anon.
>Your one job was to keep the list of pastebins accurate and up to date.
>You screwed up.
>And now you're paying the price.
>A team of elite policemares came for you in the night.
>They fed your dog and carried you away in a black bag.
>You were brought to the pony prison, a place where Equestria keeps the worst ponies around.
>"Hi anon, how've you been?" says your waifu.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:13:42 No.25261258 Report Delete

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>>25260562
That's a pretty cheeky way of saying your waifu a shit.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 09:19:53 No.25261291 Report Delete

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>>25246005
>dark horse being played in the back room of the spa
>accompanied by a soft rhythmic thumping and heavy breathing

well I'm gay for fuse, now. I should probably read that story

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 11:45:28 No.25262009 Report Delete

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Page 10 is kill

Wand of inferno

Wand of inferno Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:12:19 No.25263686 Report Delete

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>>25260039
Maybe for next thread we can use R artwork?
>pic related
>>25255971
Welp, my drawfriend found the pone prison thread.

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Wand of inferno Thu 29 Oct 2015 16:13:44 No.25263698 Report Delete

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>>25263686
Stupid PC...

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 17:20:00 No.25264268 Report Delete

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New guy to these threads bump. Have mercy on me. Mythd's stories made me think of a thread that happened like a year or so ago. That was also the first time I wrote a short story for 4chan too. I'll post it if anyone wants it, however its not so much jail related.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:24:25 No.25264861 Report Delete

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>>25264268
Shit dude we'd take the plot of prison break with the names switched around at this point

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 18:31:35 No.25264932 Report Delete

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>>25264268
Give us the green u big guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 19:54:40 No.25265686 Report Delete

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>>25264861
>>25264932
Ok. I'll post it when I get off work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 20:04:59 No.25265789 Report Delete

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>>25264932
not for u

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>>25264268
write some alien isolation changeling edition in the prison

Anonymous

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Orion !!Uw76L5az8Db

Orion !!Uw76L5az8Db Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:19:05 No.25267209 Report Delete

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>>25265686
Alright, the thread was a /mlpk/ mash up.

>be anon
>been in horse world for about a month, came in with nothing but your clothes, hunting pack, and glorious m1 Grand rifle
>the ponies really wanted to know what your wierd wood metal thing did. But you knew best to not show them. You lied and said it was a special stick for comfort so it never left your side.
>one day you are lounging outside in the gardens under a tree cleaning you're rifle
A clean rifle is a happy rifle~
>you hear hoofsteps approach, and Celestia appears
>"hello Anonymous, I'm sorry to bother you but I have terrible news. The griffons have declared war! I need your help. You are strong and very smart. I was wondering if you would help us in this great time of need."
>well shit. They have war here? Since when?
Alright, I'll help. When do we depart?
>"tomorrow at noon. The army departs for the fields"
>you spend that night preparing yourself, you could barely sleep.
>you are awoken by trumpets at dawn
>"I hope you are ready"
>you jump at the sudden sound of luna, who happens to have a major crush on you....
>"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to startle you. I just came to tell you that when you return, I'll be waiting for you on my room~"
>she winks in more ways than one as she leaves
>..
>damnit boner, not now!
>you join up with the army as they leave for the fields. You would have never guessed that ponies would be excited for war, or what they called "special fun time"
>the field is just a large open area, the griffons arrive about the same time as you. Both sides hold untill they are lined up and set.
>shining armor steps put in front, "Alright, we're gonna go in hard and fast. Understood? Show them how a real warrior is!"
>the army roars, but you just focus looking through your binoculars. You spot what appears to be their general, just so happens to be straight ahead of you.
I got dibs on their general, I'm gonna have fun watching him squirm.

Orion !!Uw76L5az8Db

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Orion !!Uw76L5az8Db Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:35:01 No.25267338 Report Delete

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>>25267209
I feel like it's rushed horribly... but next post is the end of it. Unless you guys want me to continue? I don't think you would. Unless anon in prison for war crimes I guess. Anyways...

>a nearby gaurd laughs, "yeah, especially since you have no armor to protect yourself."
>you laugh back, he doesn't know the glorious power of your m1
What if I told you I won't get touched?
>just as he is about to retort the bugle sounds and everyone starts to run forward charging the enemy position.
>the griffons quickly do the same
>you easily take the lead in the race to face the enemy. Once you reach 500 yards you stop and aim directly at the general
> POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, POP, PING!
>4 kills, including the general, and 2 wounded. Not bad for your first volley
>as you start your reload you hear their screams of pain, then suddenly you feel everyones eyes on you. You stop and look up and around.
>both sides look at you with horror
What the fuck are you dumbasses looking at, fucking kill them anets get this war over with!
>a brave pony gaurd approaches you, "b-but anon.... we don't kill. This is just to show who all are going to be the dominant sexual partners for the orgy tonight."
>suddenly you notice that the swords are nothing but foam and each guard has some sort of sex toy with them.
>......
>that's why gaurd armor is so skimpy around their ass....
>a griffon roars out, "he is a monster! He killed the general! He needs to be stopped! Get him!"
>oh hell naw!
>you open fire on everything that comes at you
>you don't know how but you managed to get away
>you now live running for your life as a war criminal.
>you can never go back
And that's it. Horrible, I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:41:48 No.25267406 Report Delete

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>>25267338
You'd figure the princesses would have at least given him half a briefing before they got there.
That, and asked if he is okay with gay/lesbian/orgy sex.

Orion !!Uw76L5az8Db

Orion !!Uw76L5az8Db Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:48:58 No.25267498 Report Delete

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>>25267406
Yeah, well, at the time I wrote it I wasn't thinking about that. I just wrote it cause it involved war and you using a glorious m1, the whole orgy thing was a stupid twist at the end. It's a stupid one shot. Never really meant it to be anything great, especially since I suck at writing.

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:54:04 No.25267554 Report Delete

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>>25267338
Shiiit, if it was horrible, you wouldn't of made yourself a trip/namefag.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:14:13 No.25267782 Report Delete

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>>25267209
>m1 Grand
>Grand

If this is some kind of dank new meme, then I am not ammused.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:31:22 No.25268002 Report Delete

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>>25267554
So it doesn't suck because he has a trip?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 00:51:02 No.25268808 Report Delete

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>>25260039
Like the picture but
>restraining wings to keep them from flying away
>not restraining horns to keep them from escaping.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:26:23 No.25269080 Report Delete

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>>25267209
>m1 grand rifle
I'm call in /k/ on you
>your fuckin dead kiddo

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:02:53 No.25269757 Report Delete

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>>25260039
Is there a story where Cadance did something to get herself and Twilight put in prison just so that they could spend time with each other?

Anonymous

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>>25267338
I liked it. Try making a new story with similar ideas and flushing it our fully

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 03:28:11 No.25269902 Report Delete

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>>25269080

>Implying that M1 Garand is the only rifle

Britannia pone armed with an SA-80 up in this motherbucker.

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>bump

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:45:19 No.25270809 Report Delete

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>>25267338
keep going
>>25267498
are there prison orgies?
Is Anon not allowed to go because all the ponies are scared of him?
>Will the ponies decide that forced abstinence is unequine treatment of prisoners?
>Will the bravest ponies in Equestria be recruited for the fearsome task?
>Will this flimsy premise for mane6/princesses/anon action get picked up?
>>25267782
>>25269080
It really is a grand rifle, isn't it?
>>25268808
If you cover a unicorn's horn they think it's night time and fall asleep.
>>25269902
>Implying a brit would even have a pocketknife, let alone a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:54:44 No.25270857 Report Delete

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>>25270809
>If you cover a unicorn's horn they think it's night time and fall asleep.
I read a little greentext story about how if you cover a pegasi's head with a blanket they think it's night and fall asleep.

I wonder if it's a crime.
I wonder if it works on Griffons.
I wonder if it works on Alicorns.

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>>25270857

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:42:12 No.25271076 Report Delete

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>>25270857
If you stick a pegasus in a cage, they auickly become attached to whoever cares for them. Because of this, during the time of warring tribes, pegasii prisons were similar to modern pony prisons.
Prisoners who got out of these prisons or were released often bece wardens or security to new earth pony and unicorn prisons. After all, if they treated you that nice as a prisoner, it would be mean not to be that kind back.
Minor points of eacalation happened over the years, leading to the effective prison system the ponies have today.
>>25270809
Anon does not go to any of the prison orgies, even though it is mandatory for all non-married/herded individuals to go to at least one a week, unless they're sick or otherwise have a note from the doctor.
The warden tries to get him to participate, but he refuses, and not many prisoners or guards are going to argue with a black suit.
Outside help needs to be brought in.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 08:44:12 No.25271085 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 11:22:43 No.25271958 Report Delete

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 12:16:33 No.25272319 Report Delete

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>>25271958
>Be Anon.
>Be in horseland prison.
>Apparently petting the sun princess is a capital offence here, and now here you are.
>Well, you can't say it's all bad.
>Sure, you have no pudding privelage, but this place is basically a resort.
>Magic cameras and what not had to be installed in your room, since apparently black outfit prisoners are supervillians and such.
>Your bathroom is camera free out of decency though, so there's that.
>Still haven't gotten a cellmate yet though.
>Guess it must be hard finding someone who wants to stay with an alien supervillian.
>There's a knock at the door, and you rise to answer.
~~~
>Watching the alien through the cameras, you observe his new roommate being escorted in.
>With your mighty sun powers, you made sure that the pony he got looks the most like you and will also not say anything if something happens.
>The guards leave, and you lick your lips, waiting for the inevitable to happen.
"Come on alien, snuggle that pony for mama."

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 13:22:44 No.25272819 Report Delete

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>>25272319
>You are Strawberry Smoothie, and you are so going to get snuggled.
>But once you're free, your slate will be clean.
>But this Alien is so much bigger than you expected...
>It sounded like so much better of a deal when Celestia offered it.
>Get snuggled a bit, get it in trouble and have it get shipped off, and you're free to return to your old life, past crimes erased.
>"Nice to meet you, I'm Anon," the alien says, shocking you.
>All you can do is let out a squeak and sit down.
>The alien kneels down, and you close your eyes and pray he's gentle.
~~~
>Be Happy Peppy Gary, warden of the Learn-a-torium prison and rehabilitation center.
>And you're really worried about this new alien prisoner.
>Black suit right off the bat, and the prisoner who offered to be his roomate is just an orange class.
>At least Celestia has them under observation so nothing bad can happen.
>It is the worst kind of criminal after all.
>Non-consentual petting is a most un-happy of crime, and on the princess no less.
>Hopefully it doesn't get worse, especially since it doesn't get pudding privelages.
>Maybe you should appeal for it to get one a day, to help keep it happy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 14:16:18 No.25273141 Report Delete

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>>25271076
>Anon does not go to any of the prison orgies, even though it is mandatory for all non-married/herded individuals to go to at least one a week, unless they're sick or otherwise have a note from the doctor.
>The warden tries to get him to participate, but he refuses, and not many prisoners or guards are going to argue with a black suit.
>Outside help needs to be brought in.
it sounds stupid

but i want it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:12:07 No.25273954 Report Delete

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If you guys want another of these >>25272319
>>25272819
One of you better post a greentext bumper first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 16:27:57 No.25274086 Report Delete

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>>25273954
But I can't into writiing

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:15:13 No.25274911 Report Delete

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>>25273954

>bumper

Now write...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:16:59 No.25274930 Report Delete

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>>25273141
>the warden nudges you into the orgy chamber and closes the door
>the click of the lock and a muffled "have fun!" Can be heard before you turn your attention to the display in front of you
>a large, plain room with what appears to be a giant mattress for a floor
>two doors in the back wall one labeled "bathroom" and the other labeled "supplies"
>you shudder to think of what's behind that door as you turn to those currently using the room
>several passed out stallions and about twice as many disappointed looking mares scatter the room, save for one couple going at it in the corner
>you make eye contact with one of the mares who whispers in her friend's ear
>you give a meek wave and she whips her ass around and returns the gesture with her tail
>you turn your head to hide your bush as another mare approaches you from the side
>"little nervous big fella? It's okay we won't bite. Unless you ask nicely of course."
"I'm actually just wondering if I can leave"
>"sorry. Can't let you go until you've had at least a little fun. Here..."
>she rummages through a saddlebag on the ground and pulls out a small vial filled with a fine pink powder and drops it in your hand
>"Morning Steel. Natural aphrodisiac. Just a little up your nose and youll be changing your mind about leaving"
"Drugs? Are you even supposed to have those?"
>"Oh don't worry. There's a whole bunch in the supply closet. Here. Just try some."
"I'm good"
>you turn to walk away but she puts her forehooves on your shoulders and gives you a look that you've seldom seen outside of porn and jewellery stores.
>she eyes you up and down as some of the other mares make their way over to you
>"What are you so afraid of anon? It's just a little..."
bump

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:22:22 No.25274992 Report Delete

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>>25274911
... Fine.

Viral

Viral Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:39:05 No.25275168 Report Delete

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>You are Anon, and you are a prisoner of Equestria.
>Well... Slave is more accurate... Gladiator if we're being technical.
>Caught for theft, disturbing the peace and non-consensual cuddling.
>How were you supposed to know someone owned those apples? And that pony with the hat and drawl was way to cute not to pet.
>The same with those guards. These ponies barely reach up past your knees, perfect snuggle-size.
>Magic slap to the head put a stop to your supposed "rampage".
>And now here you are; The Great Equestrian Arena, were criminals from around the world entertain the crowd and work out their unacceptable behavior in the ring.
>Turns out, it's a lot like wrestling, staged (NOT fake!) wrestling, only it's more improvised, almost like play-fighting.
>Sure, sometimes people get hurt, but it's never anything serious.
>That changed somewhat when you arrived.
>It wasn't your fault, no-one had explained the rules! They just told you to fight.
>So you did... Right in to that poor little stallion's face. He sported one hell of a shiner after that.
>But you worked with it, using it to mold your image and build up your hype.
>Now they fear you.
>Your opponent walks into the ring, Brass Nuts, a minotaur. Taller than a pony, still smaller than you.
>You watch him from backstage as he prances to his happy-go-lucky music, working the crowd. They love him, he's the underdog in this match.
>You're the unknown creature from another world. The only human in theirs.
>You're a heel, a bad guy. You don't play nice (but make sure not to hurt anyone too bad).
>You're one of a kind.
>You psych yourself up, making sure Brass can spot you waiting at the entrance. He's already sweating, eyeing you nervously as you flash him a grin.
>Your music starts playing loudly, the crowd booing and gasping in fear by the more aggressive song.
>It's showtime!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA__1iizDfs

Short green based on an idea I posted in the previous thread about a gladiator-type story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 18:43:41 No.25275208 Report Delete

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>>25275168
What was brass nuts' theme song? This?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kayBSkXM87Q

Durnk anun

Durnk anun Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:14:31 No.25275454 Report Delete

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>>25272819
>>25274930
>>25275168
don't stop
>>25274086
do it anyway

Viral

Viral Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:31:00 No.25275627 Report Delete

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>>25275208
Whoa, that song is pure jumbled chaos.
Truth be told, I can't think of a fitting song at the moment.

>>25275454
Think I'll have to.
Already got two other greens in the work, one of which is going to be pretty long.
Right now, I don't have the time or energy for another, I'll just get all stressed and it will just end up sucking.
If anyone else wants to work with this idea, or something similar, then please go right ahead.
I want to see Gladiator-Anon make a herd of fellow female gladiators.
Amazon warrior herd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:53:58 No.25275831 Report Delete

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>>25272819
>Back to being Strawberry Smoothie, you are far less snuggled than you expected.
>Like, not at all snuggled.
>In fact, this Hyooman, Anon, is actually a real gentlecolt.
>Right now, he's walking with you to the dining hall for dinner.
>Apparently he hasn't eaten all day so far, and that's no good.
>Walking up to the order line, you pick out a plate of Prench salad for yourself, and of course, your meal's pudding cup.
>This evening it's chocolate, your favourite.
>Anon pick up a carnivore and herbivore plate.
>Neat.
>You have a Black suit as a friend and he looks like a total badass.
>Now no other inmates will bother you.
>As Anon joins you at a table, another Black suit approaches, a changeling queen.
>Maybe you thought too soon...
~~~
>Be Chelicera, Changeling queen and all around most evil and awesome prisoner in here.
>Even the other black suits don't mess with you, but now there's a new one.
>Fresh food, as you like to think.
>Puffing yourself up, you walk over, fangs out in a grin.
>'Was this thing always this big?' you think to yourself as you get close.
>Whatever it is, it's bigger than a minotaur, but you've dealt with them before.
"So, I take it you're new around here?" you ask, keeping up your scary face.
>The monkey/minotaur thing looks over at you, a piece of meat half in it's mouth.
>It's head jerk's back slightly as the meat gets sucked in, chewed and swallowed before it replies.
>"Yeah, and you are?"
"Uh, my name's Chelicera," you reply, taken aback by the sudden question.
>Wait, is that indifference you taste?!
>This thing isn't intimidated!?
>"I'm Anon, nice to meet you," it replies, the indifference fading into the faint starts of friendship.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 19:54:58 No.25275837 Report Delete

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>>25275831

>No, this isn't what you wanted, it's supposed to be scared.
"Well, yeah, uh, good to see a new black suit around here, what are you in for?"
>"Petting Celestia. Didn't know it was against the law, but then again, I didn't know she was sapient, or that well, most things here were."
>Gulping, you find yourself slowly walking away from the non-consensual petter.
>Even you're not that evil.
"Well, I suppose I'll see you around then," you say returning to your table.
>You're going to need to seriously reconsider how you approach this thing.

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