Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
Written by Nick Confalone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) is due out next Wednesday (Nov. 4)! The chapter book Princess Luna and The Festival of the Winter Moon is due out Nov. 3 as well!
Another Hearth's Warming come and gone, and this time the focus was on family traditions, rather than Equestrian history. Hopefully the usual pageants were pulled off fine with the year's choice of actors and actresses - it doesn't seem like windigos invaded, so that's a good sign. Back on the homes front, the Apple-Pie holiday was chronicled, and there was a glimpse at Twilight's quality time with her number one assistant. How'd the days go for the other ponies in town? Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy might practice whatever quirks they could pick up in Cloudsdale, but indubitably tempered in unique ways - the former might very well spend her Hearth's Warming with Scootaloo, and animals are generally always going to feature in the latter's days, for instance, and of course Discord might deign to drop in, too. The rest of Ponyville were enjoying themselves, too - it's one of the highlights of winter.
What could Rarity and her folks be up to? They seem like they could be the caroling type.
>>25256469 Previous thread.
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Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz Episode 519: The One Where Pinkie Pie Knows
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87W_nxH3Z70 ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs NEW EPISODES TRAILERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWzEnIEGsVQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjK7Xvl0VQY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFFNyTmKjE8 October 31: Episode 521 –
Scare Master Written by Natasha Levinger Fluttershy decides to face her fears and participate in Nightmare Night with her friends. Nov. 7: Episode 522 –
What About Discord? Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something. Nov. 14: Episode 523 –
The Hooffields and McColts Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting. Nov. 21: Episode 524 –
The Mane Attraction An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart. Episode 525 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1 Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever. Episode 526 –
The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2 Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain. Anonymous
>Limestone: Anon, my boytoy.
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How much until we see Chryssie again?
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>tfw maud didnt stand up on the dinnertable and expose her vag inviting anyone to play with it until she came all over the rock soup
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Alright Anon, it's your turn!
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>>25261650 Wherever she shakes off is going to be drenched
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>>25261650 You better not have used up all the hot water.
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>>25261653 She has a towel to dry off.
Although she could use your help drying her back - it's hard for her to reach.
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Cheerimac is old, busted and was never good in the first place
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>>25261692 I thought they were cute together.
But then again, it doesn't take much for me to find ponies cute together. Anonymous
>>25261692 bigmac went from old school milf to the youngest of pinkies sisters
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Fluttermac was cute too.
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>>25261640 >Maud >vag >not 2 foot long fat horsecock Anonymous
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>>25261743 he wants to fuck the relatives of all of the main six
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>>25261775 Isn't Princess Celestia technically Twilight's relative?
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>>25261640 >implying Maud would do that in front of her parents >implying even Pinkie would be dumb enough to lewd it up in front of her parents Anonymous
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>>25261865 Shining Surfer is engaged to an alicorn princess which is directly related to Celestia.
And Celestia was Twily's mentor for a long time.
And prophecies.
Therefore, Mac will fuck Celestia.
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I'm going to marry princess anon
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Can someone get fp on the line to reset the marker?
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Pony accelerated too fast and created a singularity.
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>>25261879 Oh shit I forgot Taffymane and Celestia were related.
Didn't one of those books say she was adopted or something? I wish best princess didn't have such a dumb backstory Anonymous
>>25261935 Alt Luna/Celestia designs were the best things to come out of the Mirror arc.
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>>25261935 Are you implying that The Pink Fuck is the best princess?
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>>25261935 I think she like used love magic to defeat some witch or something was the story
>celestia constantly monitoring equestria for high level mage fillies to make princesses Anonymous
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>>25261944 Nah, butt hurt Sunfags and dislestia fans were.
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>>25261944 >not mirror Chrysalis Anonymous
>>25261952 Yes. That is exactly what I am implying.
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>>25261935 >>25261956 Basically:
She was a pegasus orphan found and raised innawoods by earth ponies, an evil enchantress used a necklace to steal the town's love, young Cadance gave the villain love freely and this made them stop being evil and give back the stolen love, then Cadance poofed into the Alicorn Zone and Celestia found her there and adopted her as a princess.
Cadance kept the evil necklace, too.
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>>25261975 Not mad. Just someone that knows a good princess when he sees one.
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>>25261980 The only good thing in that entire book.
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>>25261980 Aside from the last part that doesn't really sound too bad.
It's not worth reading is it? Anonymous
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>>25261980 I wonder if Cadance still goes back there.
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>>25261980 I wish Cadance was anything other than an Alicorn. But Ha$bro needed a pretty pink pony princess to sell.
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>>25261990 What book is that from
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I had a dream that a bunch of ponies were holding me down and saying "you will join us". It was very unf.
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>>25262001 The first chapter book, the one about Twilight.
Avoid it.
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>>25261990 That whole segment reads like a synopsis Hasbro sent the author and just got reprinted with no authorial flourish. Didn't even sound like it was a story Cadance was telling Twilight.
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>>25262002 You're going to equestria soon, that was first contact
Take me with you
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>>25261985 You mean princess Me Amores "Even the plank of wood with a marker face on it has more personality and character development than I do" I Can Dance?
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>>25262011 I had a similar dream two weeks ago, but with anthro cow girls and it actually ended with me becoming a cow girl.
This pony dream was just an unfinished transformation dream.
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>>25262012 Princess "If I didn't have so many responsibilities I'd spend all day going on adventures and loving on my husband"
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>>25262030 Princess "I have literally nothing in common with my husband and control people's minds into being emotional, which is even worse than invading people's deepest fantasies without them knowing like that other horned bitch"
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>>25262007 >and just got reprinted with no authorial flourish That is a good thing. Burrows sucks as a writer. The books are utter fucking garbage that contradict the show and makes all the characters act like complete retards. At least in the first three books. A few people told me that the next books aren't as bad but I have doubts.
It baffles me though. Her episode was very good. And look at AKR. Her episodes are fucking great but her book? Jesus fucking christ is it bad and also contains a shitload of contradictions and just bullshit.
I don't understand how can there be such a huge difference in quality. Maybe it's that they just suck at writing books but Burrows just wrote her first episode ever and it was good so it can't be just that. Most likely explanation is that the director, the storyboard team and whoever is the head writer now make a lot of changes to the script and thus we get what's in the episode because in the books the characters are completely different than they are in the show.
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>>25262012 Sometimes I wonder what terrible secrets Johnny heard from Plank
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>>25262051 >contradictions >hating journal of the two sisters lmao ^:)
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>>25262055 Who cares. He's now the least liked character in the cul-de-sac and that's good.
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>"Live with me if you want to come." >'..Don't you mean-' >"I know what I said, Anonymous."
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>>25262051 episodes go through multiple teams and editors
books generally have less oversight
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>>25262088 Do I have to pay rent?
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>>25262012 >"Even the plank of wood with a marker face on it has more personality and character development than I do" I Can Dance? But Cadence has more personality and development than Celestia.
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>>25262102 I imagine just doing work on the farm would be enough.
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>>25262103 I strongly disagree
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>>25262108 I wouldn't last a day.
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How... How pregnant is this mare going to be at the end of the day?
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>>25262110 And I think you smell.
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>>25262118 More than 200%. Anonymous
>>25262119 Yeah well, you're an asshat and your waifu is ugly
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>>25262118 Possibly 1 pregnant.
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>>25262124 My waifu could kick your waifu's ass
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>>25262118 Pregnancy is a binary you dumbfuck.
You're either pregnant or you aren't.
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>>25262138 Or double pregnant.
Or triple pregnant.
Or quadruple pregnant.
Sometimes even 4.5 pregnant.
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>>25262138 how pregnant is she gonna be based on the Moh's scale?
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>>25262118 I really wish this kind of bondage had a tag for it on derpibooru,e621,gelbooru and other sites.
I really want to be in Marble's place Anonymous
>>25261711 >cheerilee >old She was in the same class as Rarity and was a little filly during Pinkie's party that inspired Cheese.
Berry Punch is the old ass mare of the town. Drinking all the liquor somehow retains her youth.
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>>25262138 What about horsepregnant
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>"NOW THAT I HAVE COMPLETED MY ANTI-PONY PONY-INATOR, EQUESTRIA WILL BE AT-, Perry the playtpony are you even listening?" >'I AM, SIR!' >"Quiet, Norm."
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>>25262164 >Alcohol is the elixir of youth for ponies >Celestia and Luna are probably drunk as fuck 90% of the time Anonymous
>tfw a strong, sturdy marshmallow stallion will never rinse your sensitive, fertile human woman uterus with gallons of powerful horse semen that induce superfecund ovulation on demand so you end up carrying multiple foals in staggered parallel pregnancies, giving birth at least once a month as he continuously breeds you on a nightly basis
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>>25261980 If I remember correctly, isn't Cadance referred to as Celestia's niece?
How exactly does one adopt a niece? If you adopt someone, aren't they your kid?
>Celestia, will you adopt me? >I like you Cadance, but not enough to consider you my daughter. So I'll meet you halfway and make you my niece. >...I guess it's better than nothing. >You're damn right, now make my citizens love me! Anonymous
>>25262192 She signed the papers in Luna's name, probably
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>>25262187 That sounds horrible and painful.
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please do not touch
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>>25262202 Don't worry, it also eliminates hemochorial placentation so the pregnancies are vastly easier on you
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>>25262194 >"You forged my Herbie Hancock, Sister!" Anonymous
>>25262218 Twilight pls
your preggorz fanfiction will never catch on
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>>25262202 >implying ponies don't orgasm explosively when they give birth Anonymous
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>>25262227 There's got to be some femanon who gets off on the idea of constantly being bred and swollen with new life Anonymous
>want to have quick jack off to ponis before work >all of the filters are ruined on derpibooru FUCK
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>>25262260 Juse use rule34
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>>25262264 pahael? i like to open a ton of tabs and fap my way through them but their site is slow loading and annoying for fast fapping.
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>>25262260 Go to 8ch`s /clop/
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>>25262255 Nope, it's just you
and me~ Anonymous
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>>25262266 >"W-what do you say you pace yourself a little, huh mom?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yErb0jzIPL8 Anonymous
>>25261692 when are they getting married
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>>25262306 They got married as soon as the episode ended
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Pony just got back from `nam
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Someone should draw Pinkie or Fluttershy getting bred by a pig.
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>>25262337 >there will never be a fic of shy going into heat and fucking her bear until neither of them can keep going >introduces him as her boyfriend to her friends Anonymous
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>>25262337 There's plenty of porn involving anon and Pinkie or Fluttershy.
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>>25262413 >>25262416 do you really think you can return a pony to its prescared state
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>>25262410 >simultaneously scare and unscare pony Anonymous
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>>25262410 >scare & unscare pony Anonymous
>>25262425 Yes, with my ultimate move.
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Tribal filly and business filly are fighting again
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>>25262435 Man, that's a tiny princess
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>>25262468 Indeed, we need more to hug.
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Princess spike`s princesshood
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>>25262410 I love shy ponies
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Why general needs 250 images to be considered as finished? Its relict of the past, shouldnt mod make it 200?
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>>25262512 Why
What would be the advantage of that
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>>25262318 but she's not even my waifu
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>>25262512 Its an image board. So it makes sense to take the image cap as the trigger for making a new thread.
The only reason to switch once we hit the bump limit is if for some reason we really wanted to stay on the frontpage - and I can't think of any
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>>25262512 There's really no reason not to make it at 250
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Cuddle the nyx! Do it now!
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>>25262530 Does Twilight support traditional marriages?
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>>25262539 Neat!
The style reminds me a bit of pic related Anonymous
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#getelleyonthetelly
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>>25262545 of course!
traditional mare-stallion
traditional mare-mare
traditional stallion-stallion
traditional filly-filly
they're all traditional!
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filly keeps getting away with it
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>>25262560 >no colt-colt How cruel.
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>>25262579 How can you deny such pure love?
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how does each pony like her coffee?
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>>25262560 traditional book-book
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>>25262607 like she likes her mares
hot with a little cream in it
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>>25262619 Get that outta here!
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>>25262619 >diamond dog tf shitposter goes to a con.jpg Anonymous
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IF I COULD JUST LEAVE MY PONES FOR THE NIGHT
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>*dingdong* >... >*dingdingdingdingdongdingdingdingdong*
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>>25262678 sit absolutely still and pretend I'm not there
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>>25262684 get on the floor
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>>25262678 Hide from the windows.
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>>25262684 Surprise!
Rarity was there too
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>>25262709 Kick Rarity out. Now it can be just Dash and I.
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>>25262709 Those two seem like good friends. What are they up to today?
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>>25262709 So its going to end in sex?
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>>25262718 just pony things
they had breakfast, did some shopping, made out for a while, and now they're at your place to hang out
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>>25262709 Ugh, shit. What do they want?
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>>25262734 but Spike would be happy to have Rarity visit
though sometimes he seems genuinely frightened of Dash
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>>25262725 Well, come on in, then!
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>>25262619 ... Is that real?
Because that looks very convincingly like early 90s CGI.
You know, the really creepy kind.
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>>25262725 So... shall we start the dicking?
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>>25262759 they uh
didn't think they'd get this far
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>>25262768 Twilight's expression here is perfect
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>>25262771 Oh. Well, there's fresh lemonade in the fridge and sliced carrots, apples and celery with peanut butter for snacks, if they decide to stick around.
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>>25262770 DAAPI is damaged by recoil!
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>>25262783 >Dash opens your fridge and just sits down in front of it like an open buffet and starts eating >Rarity finds your bedroom closet and begins throwing away all your clothing she doesn't like...which is pretty much all of it Anonymous
>>25262810 does rarity replace the wardrobe
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>>25262828 of course, with cute dresses!
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>>25262841 rarity wants to see me wear dresses?
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Please do not hump the ponies.
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hump the ponies a little bit
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>>25262684 get on the floor
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>>25262863 You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad!
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>>25262748 What's meant to be happening to that pony in the back?
>>25262841 N-no, not my feminization fetish
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>>25262943 I think I would have preferred dicks
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>>25262921 I guess that she's trying to commit suicide or something.
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Look at this little, blue pony.
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>>25262997 she looks a little funny
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I just heard the juiciest gossip. Spike has a crush on Rarity. Don't tell anyone, it's a secret.
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>>25263013 Twilight likes books. Anonymous
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>>25263013 anon
you Pinkie promised...
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>>25263020 remember when she gave Spike a book last episode
what a twist!
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>>25262846 >Submitting yourself to Mistress Rarity who forces you to be her manservant and wear frilly maid outfits unf
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>>25263044 mild chuckle
it went on too long though
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Anon! You can't marry that pony! She's your ninth cousin!
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>>25263147 well maybe ponies don't have inbreeding problems
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>>25263147 The orange one insists though.
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>>25263167 how does pony use gun
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>>25263161 this pic always makes me giggle
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>>25263246 Damn pones always kissing me.
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>>25263254 it's an epidemic
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>>25263254 Pegasi are masters at sneaky smooching techniques.
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>>25263265 They always get you when you least expect it.
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>>25263246 >>25263254 >>25263258 >>25263302 >you'll never be mwah'd by a pony why even live
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>>25263317 I love the "mwah" sound effect. Gives the sense of nice, big, plush lips.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25263336 No, we're just talking about fashion clothes.
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>>25263295 I want to mwah that pony
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>>25263336 Pony spoke about you.
Intently.
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>>25263354 What
What did pony say?!
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>>25263382 What an excellent pony
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>>25263382 one time i heard her even say filly
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pony is thinking about ahegao mettaton
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>"H-he called the shit 'poop'!"
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>>25263469 anon that's not a very nice thing to say
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>>25262768 Censor the wings, it's still racist!
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If you ended up in Equestria, and the ponies kept trying to fight you, would you do a genocide run and kill them all? Or try your hardest to spare everyone?
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>>25263522 I'd probably just embrace it and become one of those villains who's really bad at being a villain despite his best efforts
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>>25263522 >you end up killing Celestia Anonymous
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>>25263522 I'd get my ass kicked by someone the size of Pip.
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>>25263522 HUG ALL THE PONIES
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
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>>25263522 I'd just ignore their punches. They are too weak to hurt me.
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>>25263581 I don't know, after a while they might start to add up
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>>25263560 those are terrible
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What started the "Earth Ponies are low class" thing? There are several rich/high class Earth Ponies: Aunt and Uncle Orange Filthy Rich Photo Finish Hoity Toity Sapphire Shores Cherry Jubilee (She has to be rich)
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>>25263594 They'll eventually get tired.
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>>25263598 Probably the hearth's warming eve play where they are portrayed as literal peasants
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Rainbow Powered Pinkie Sensed Elements of Harmony fueled Alicorn Magic Phoenix engine allocated Crystal Magic focused Corrupted Rarity
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>>25263598 Several things
It mostly goes all the way back to the beginning when people noticed the fact they have no noticeable special ability when compared to the other two races of pony, who both get super flashy extra special stuff they can do.
Unicorns can cast spells and have super dexterity thanks to their magic. They can be goddamn wizards, literally
Pegasi can fly. Nough said.
Earth ponies can..neigh loudly? Glare menacingly? Kick things with great determination?
Whatever the extent of their true powers are, they aren't flashy, and people like flashy
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>>25263708 STOP LAUGHING AT ME
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>>25263735 I'm going to shrink you down to fillies and then we'll see who's laughing
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>>25263786 Do not kill the horses anonymous
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>>25263786 QUICK GIVE HER MOUTH TO FILLY
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>>25263793 I want to go hunting with Bon Bon
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>>25263812 I don't know if you could handle it, anon
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>>25263822 she's a lot of pony
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>>25263830 She is not to be trifled with
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What's the power chart, in terms of physical strength?
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Who would be strongest between: Dragon Minotaur Earth Pony
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>>25263854 I said
WHAS REALLY GUUD? Anonymous
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>>25263795 Uh oh
I'm out of filly
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>>25263594 Dash is the Equestria equivalent of Superman.
She has to dial back her power, or she'll split ponies in half.
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I am going to post this horse because he is an interesting and seldom seen horse admire his moonular hind quarters
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>>25263643 Earth ponies are the Tank class.
Big Mac can pull entire houses, and that one filly could lift the entire school.
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>>25263975 I want her to punch me in the gut
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>>25263987 All the ponies have absurd strength and abilities when an episode calls for it
see Dash just above here
>>25263975 Also Dash when she tore a barn apart with her teeth in Lesson Zero
She also beat applejack in some of the strength based competitions in Fall Weather Friends
There was also that time Derpy destroyed town hall by sitting down too hard
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>>25263979 >moonular hind quarters What did you mean by this?
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>>25264004 I want to put a collar on fillestia and walk her around ponyville
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>>25263992 ANON THAT IS ALSO MY HORSE
I was going to post more of him later
>>25264009 That his butt has a moon on it. Very moontastic.
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>>25264005 I think he was just trying to be nice and give earth ponies something so they didn't feel bad
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>>25264011 Don't do that, Anon
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>>25264022 I think they DO have some kind of super interesting special ability or abilities but they haven't really been touched on in depth yet. "strength" is not really unique to them as we have seen in a bunch other episodes. Growing plants alone isn't either, as we have seen both unicorns and pegasi with plant based cutie marks and jobs
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Earth pones get Botania in ponecraft!
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>>25264056 >I think they DO have some kind of super interesting special ability or abilities but they haven't really been touched on in depth yet s-sure they do...
they're uh, the only type of pony that could fit into a pony sized cut out that doesn't have wings or a horn!
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>>25264022 Earth pones canonically have a supreme connection to the earth and world around them.
Moreso than the pegasus pones or unicorns
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>>25264005 So what you're saying is...
Pegasus MARES have super strength too...
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Why do I want to fuck Spoiled Rich?
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>>25264106 I bet I could take down a pegasus mare or two
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>>25264005 Dash works out
Earth pones start out with that high stat
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Ponies thinking thoughts that are inappropriate for ponies
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>>25264107 like hate fuck?
I want to do that to her and her daughter pon
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Filly said the unenlightened masses cannot make the judgement call.
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>>25264131 She wants to take that apple to the core
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>>25264107 Because you want to give her the attention that her husband isn't.
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>>25264093 We already know that as thats a quote from s1 behind the scenes stuff
What we want to know is how a special connection to the earth is supposed to manifest uniquely to an earth pony, as its clearly not strength, or growing plants, as all three types of ponies have demonstrated special talents and abilities in those areas
What is their "gee whiz" ability that that the other two types of ponies cannot also do?
What is the earth horse equivalent of spellcasting and flight?
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>>25264147 pony should go back to middleschool and or college philosophy classes
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>>25264147 I'm taking her fedora back to the store if she doesn't shut up
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>>25264155 Other pones only get that when they off class
Earth ponies get the stats as a baseline.
They also seem to show up as musicians more.
Anonymous
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Please don't put cow dung in the fillies' private areas
Anonymous
>>25264171 There we go
case closed everyone, we can go home
Anonymous
>>25264186 That's a good way to get an infection.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264196 that's okay, I put antibiotics inside the dung!
Anonymous
>>25263594 I recently saw "bugbears" come up in some comic book I cannot recall. Is the bugbear a traditional monster in English/American/whatever lore?
I thought they just made it up for the episode.
Anonymous
>>25264093 >a supreme connection Anonymous
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>>25264171 >"didya hear that, anon?" >"Ahm gonna be a broodmare!" Anonymous
>>25264206 what is the point of this image
why
Anonymous
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>>25264205 I don't think so
I guess I could find out with a google search but I am pretty lazy
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25264198 DISGRUNTLED UNICORN-OFF
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25264212 Nothing, I just got triggered by "supreme"
God, 4chan is ruining me
Anonymous
Anonymous
Unicorn horns are not for sexual
Anonymous
>>25264226 It's a completely valid word
>Adj. >of the highest quality, degree, character, importance, etc.: supreme courage.
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25264168 Anon that doesn't answer the question. That leaves them with nothing.
As you can say Pegasus ponies have a special connection to the sky. (and be totally correct. They are the weather makers.) They still have flight.
Unicorns have a special connection to magic. (they have spellcraft aside from the simple ability to use their innate magic as another limb)
Earth ponies have as special connection to the land. Ok cool. That allows them to____?
>>25264232 Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25264235 He can't separate language from memes anymore so all he can read into it is the supreme gentleman.
Anonymous
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>>25264241 >That allows them to____? Dump XP into other abilities much more readily than the others
They can minmax harder
Anonymous
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>>25264233 >Anything is sexual if you put your mind to it! -Scootaloo, Season 3
Anonymous
>>25264223 >A bugbear is a legendary creature or type of hobgoblin comparable to the bogeyman (or bugaboo or babau), and other creatures of folklore, all of which were historically used in some cultures to frighten disobedient children.[1] >Its name is derived from the Middle English word "bugge" (a frightening thing), or perhaps the old Welsh word bwg (evil spirit or goblin),[2] or old Scots bogill (goblin), and has cognates in German bögge or böggel-mann (goblin), and most probably also English "bogeyman" and American English "bugaboo". Oh my god
The inside joke was that despite the word "bugbear" not having anything to do with bugs or bear, Equestrian bugbears are literally bug-bears
I'm laughing so hard
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264248 If Twilight just opened the fucking pod bay doors this never would have happened.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25264191 >fillies wanting to be sexy >fillies wanting to be breedable unf
>>25264206 I collect pictures of female bronies. Any more?
Anonymous
>>25264328 If their faces weren't so horrifyingly ugly they could "harass" me all day long
Anonymous
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What's the power chart?
Anonymous
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25264381 I wonder what I would have to do to that butt to get a reaction out of her
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25264381 Well that is an improvement, so you get a star for trying pone
but more like this
Anonymous
>>25264372 please do not turn the ponies into bear cubs
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264393 Nothing short of pic related
Anonymous
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>>25264417 Why do I find the pies so attractive
What did they do to me
https://derpiboo.ru/1010196 Anonymous
>>25264417 I'm starting to get what you want, but I'm still not 100%. Do you have more examples, by any chance?
Anonymous
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>>25264341 Same, mate.
>>25264363 Picture the scenario but with more attractive women. Or ponies.
Anonymous
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>>25264415 nips confuses me
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264457 Artists haven't drawn enough.
Anonymous
In the event of an emergency filly can be replaced with colt with few adverse side effects.
Anonymous
Why is everybody pretending to forget that time that the Pies parents was away and a lusty Diamond Dog entered the farm, looking for gems, with only the 4 fillies to face him?
Anonymous
>>25264536 >The diamond dog and the four young fillies.jpg Anonymous
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>>25264536 Because your fapfic ideas aren't usually considered canon
Anonymous
>>25264535 >few adverse side effects Like what?
Anonymous
>>25264536 Pinkie remembers.
She remembers how Limestone topped that dog and made him a bitch. That was the coolest day on the rock farm.
Anonymous
>>25264561 Sudden disappearance of fillies.
Sudden appearance of colts.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264572 Explosive diareah.
Bleeding ear syndrome.
Anal leakage.
Anonymous
I think I could beat up Limestone.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25264577 too many rarities
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25264595 how to properly stop a rampaging derp horse
Anonymous
>Smashing a pone's doughnut into oblivion >Start to bust a nut >She's making this kinda wheezy noise as her body shakes >"A-anon... I just... came..." >Spank pony. She whinnies. >Go back downstairs with her and have a pleasant meal with her sister and her parents. She keeps grinning at you between bites. >The dad is giving you the look like he knows about you stuffing his daughters ass with chubby monkey dick Wut do?
Anonymous
>>25264597 I don't understand
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264613 Try to sleep with both Rarity's mom and Dad and hopefully talk them into letting their daughter get involved.
Anonymous
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>>25264613 Stuff his ass with chubby monkey dick
Anonymous
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>>25264577 What are they gonna do with the apple?
Anonymous
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>>25264536 >Maud was raped and told to be less of a cry baby, and is now displays as little emotion as possible >Limestone was raped and traumatised, and now takes her aggression out whenever possible >Marble watched from hiding, and is now very interested in sex but is too withdrawn to express these desires >Pinkie is a slut for about the same reasons or something fuck it >>25264577 >filename I wish I didn't dislike Rarity as much. Maybe I'd be more into this one.
Anonymous
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>>25264577 that artstyle looks cute
Anonymous
>>25264618 >Why are Rarity tumblrs almost always really stupid Name a tumblr that isn't stupid.
Anonymous
>>25264557 >MLPG immediately got what I was going for Bravo anon
Anonymous
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>>25264613 is her sister single?
Anonymous
>>25264597 There are never enough Rarities
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264638 The best part of that comic is the young shota goat
he's so cute
Anonymous
>>25264636 Ask Applebloom.
Anonymous
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>>25264645 look at her little pony crotch!
Anonymous
>>25264656 She said all tumblrs are stupid. Your move.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264664 Yeah, I'm really going to listen to a pony that wears a stupid bow all the time.
Anonymous
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>>25264645 That would crash the Rarity market. And would probably call for a name change.
Anonymous
>>25264638 w-where can i read this?
Anonymous
Anonymous
I want to be a filly and push my tuft into other fillies' tufts
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25264638 >>MLPG immediately got what I was going for >Bravo anon >tfw your knowledge of internet porn will never translate into a useful skill Anonymous
>>25264721 I want to be a filly and push my butt into other foals.
Anonymous
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What if a crossover with Transformers?
Anonymous
Anonymous
So is it the pairing stone or the choosing stone
Anonymous
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>>25264638 God damn it I just got finished to fapping to Hirume's shit
His Jinx is so hawt I can forgive him for the futa Anonymous
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>>25264744 well that is a thing that they do, knock yourself out
Anonymous
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>>25264756 Its actually just Blueblood sitting behind the rock and reading his favorite ships out loud
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264744 We all do, anon.
Anonymous
just a group of normal ponies
Anonymous
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>>25264807 Yes, those are all just regular ass ponies.
Anonymous
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>>25264807 I guess if she's a regular pony then she must know about the official regular pony butt slappings that they receive hourly, right?
Anonymous
Filly applied a Want-It-Need-It spell on herself to become more popular.
Anonymous
what's with Hiro's announcement linking to a documentary at the top of the page >>25264741 Being a hentai connoisseur is its own reward.
Same for pony r34.
Anonymous
Is a sloppy blowjob from a pony really so much to ask for?
Anonymous
>>25264822 I thought fillies were born with that. In any case, she's about to get the biggest gangbang of her life.
Anonymous
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>>25264822 It backfired, now nopony wants to be around her and she's alone and miserable.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25264838 Yes.
Sloppy pony rimjobs, on the other hand...
Anonymous
I think I need a filly right now.
Anonymous
>>25264838 Depends on the pony, but you'd think they'd all be willing to be nice.
>>25264867 I could be your filly Anonymous
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>>25264867 We're out of fillies, but you can have a colt.
Anonymous
How do you think that one Anon will react when he finds out we're all already ponies and he's just been left out all this time?
Anonymous
I want to buy a filly nice things.
Anonymous
>>25264912 Don't do this to me, please >>25264916 What kind of nice things?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25264926 Filly skirts, filly bows, filly shoes, and treats.
Anonymous
What lewd things would you do to your favorite stallion?
Anonymous
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>>25264959 Spoon, nuzzle, kiss, hug,
pump full of spunk, milk his fat horsecock, slip him production supplements, leave hickeys on his fat balls Anonymous
>>25264938 That sounds nice. What kind of skirt is this? How much flank does it cover?
Anonymous
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>>25264892 why did you draw a line across your face with a pink marker?
Anonymous
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>>25264959 Hold his hoof and watch bad romantic comedies Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265005 but we can see her apple panties
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265005 That's good. Fillies don't like having too much covered up.
>>25265014 That's fine, Anon didn't say he'd get HIS filly any panties. So you won't be able to see them.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265042 what if we put panties on filly anon?
Anonymous
>>25265018 You have startled the apple pone!
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265073 Fillyanon would probably like them. It would help keep in that buzzing toy of hers.
Anonymous
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>>25264845 >town-wide filly gangbang Unf.
Anonymous
>>25265073 We should really take filly anon shopping for panties one day.
Anonymous
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>>25264833 holy shit they re-activated r9k's filter
Anonymous
>>25265006 Does the mouse have to watch?
Anonymous
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>>25265123 it's necessary yes
Anonymous
Pony wants to go back to Equestria.
Anonymous
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>>25265083 I was going to complain that the tags miss the most obvious one, but you know what? Fuck fart fetishists.
Anonymous
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>>25265099 But she would take forever! Looking at all the different kinds, trying them on, asking what you and other costumers thinks of them, that weird thing she does where she wants to "try them out" and locks herself in the changing rooms and starts moaning... and this is with every single pair!
Anonymous
>>25265090 >put your ear up to filly Anon's belly after she's got her panties on >can just slightly hear the buzz interrupted by her heavy breaths >heart is racing I think filly Anon needs more toys. I want to take her to the toy store.
Anonymous
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>>25265083 What were all those pieces of super stretchy chewed bubblegum doing hiding under her tail?
Anonymous
Anonymous
A friend helps a friend in heat
Anonymous
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>>25265083 I wouldn't call those floppy ears
Anonymous
>>25265154 I'm sure she'd love that. She's ALWAYS talking to other fillies about how fun her toys are. Maybe she'd like the kind of toys she can use with her friends.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265188 I want to eat a big sashimi boat with Fluttershy
Anonymous
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>>25265190 >Twilight thinks it's mostly just fascinating >She even had a picture taken and framed it "Fluttershy's First Heat!" Anonymous
>>25265222 I'd share a traditional meal with rice, miso soup, and fish with her Plus some delicious hot sake Anonymous
>>25265214 Well hey, this really large pearl necklace looks pretty cool. She could probably fit like, 3 or so friends in between... if the pearls don't get in the way too much, that is. Man, some of these are the size of my fists. What gaudy jewelry... but still, looks fun for a filly.
Wanna buy it, Anon?
Anonymous
>>25265235 I want to slurp Fluttershy's self-made udon
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265235 >hot alcohol you fucking degenerate
Anonymous
>>25265190 What does a True, True Friend™ do then?
Anonymous
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How do the Japanese decide which pony is gay?
Anonymous
I'm gonna call it a day Good night, MLPG
Anonymous
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Why is Lightning Dust best pony?
Anonymous
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>>25265259 Fuck off, Miyamoto.
Anonymous
>>25265259 Okay fine, we can have the good stuff chilled It's delicious either way Anonymous
>>25265190 How wide do you think Twilight is gaping her butthole there?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265242 Sure, as long as I get to see how excited she is to get it! Let's give it to her when she has her friends sleeping over.
Anonymous
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>>25265293 Not too wide, but that octopus toy is spreading her pussy lips pretty far apart. I think he's trying to hide in her cave.
Anonymous
>>25265291 I don't even like the good stuff, it's more like a cocktail
I like cheap hot sake
Anonymous
>>25265293 Well, using apple's sketches as a reference for fluttershy gaping, I'd say at least basketball sized
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265330 Anon that is TOO WIDE!
Anonymous
>>25265348 No
I don't think so, no
Anonymous
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Filly wont stop singing Uncle Fukka
Anonymous
>>25265298 Alright... and I'll get a bunch of these huge suckers too. Those look like a blast. I wonder what flavor they are... says you're supposed to dip them... but it doesn't say in what. Oh well, they probably taste just dandy without the dip.
Anonymous
>>25265355 >"If anon can't find me he can't gape me!" FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25265018 I will do it
I will grasp the apple horses
Anonymous
>>25265362 Oh, and this buzzy thing. This one comes with a controller for how much it buzzes, which wraps around her leg. I bet she'll like this, she loves buzzy toys.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25265329 I've had a lot of both and I like it either way Cheap shit served piping hot, finely crafted sake chilled to perfection, it's all good Anonymous
>>25265393 Filly Anon is going to be singing us praises until Christmas, for sure. I'll get her another set of socks and panties... and maybe this skirt. She likes dressing up and stuff.
Anonymous
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Ponies standing on two legs
Anonymous
>>25265366 Grape you.
Since you're purple.
Also I'm out of jelly.
Anonymous
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FUCK THE WEEBS
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25265404 Well its apple horses anon I think its forgivable!
Anonymous
Anonymous
PUT IN THE OL' TAPE OF MARVIN GAYE'S GREATEST HITS TURN THAT SHIT UP HAD THE BASS COLD BUMPIN CRUISIN THROUGH THE EAST SIDE SOUTH OF COMPTON
Anonymous
>>25265411 If we're buying her clothes, then I might as well buy her this collar. I think that's what she's been moaning about in her room. She's going to love all this stuff we're getting her.
Anonymous
>>25265452 Yeah, her and her friends are always making those howling, moaning... animal noises. They like playing pretend a lot. Good call, Anon.
I think filly Anon should be set for tonight... WAIT! We forgot the honey, peanut butter, and whipped cream! She was telling me she just ran out and needs it for snacks!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25265422 Please do not grape the pone
Anonymous
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Pony swears it wasn't her, it was the crown.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Anonymous
>>25265469 Oh, good catch! Better bring plenty, then, just in case. Does she need anything else? I can't think of much else. Maybe a big blanket for them.
Anonymous
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>>25265274 Good night, mini suit case anon
Anonymous
>>25265526 That should do it... I think. Now to just pick up filly Anon and her friends and crash at the pad. If you want, I'll go get dinner ready and set the blankets and stuff up quick while you go find the fillies.
Anonymous
>>25265554 Alrighty then.
They looked real excited about the sleepover! Fillyanon kept talking about how much fun they were going to have. She kept whispering other things to her friends. Must have been embarrassing since they kept blushing and telling her to hush. Ah, this is gonna be great!
Anonymous
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THIS MAGIC KEEPS PONY A PRINCESS BUT IT'S MAKING HER CRAZY AND SHE NEEDS TO SAVE YOU BUT WHO'S GOING TO SAVE HER
Anonymous
>>25265581 Oh, you think that's cute? You should see her lick her friends ears and stuff. She's just adorable!
Anonymous
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>>25265602 Oh yeah, that's cute too. And the way she's always hugging them, nuzzling them, kissing them. So cute! She'll probably do a lot of them with them tonight.
Anonymous
Why are you not drawing some happy little ponies right now?
Anonymous
>>25265661 because pony is sad
Anonymous
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>>25265661 I invested my skills outside of drawing
Anonymous
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>>25265670 pony can fix it
Anonymous
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>>25265661 Not sure actually. Guess it's that laziness.
Anonymous
>>25265670 Pony needs to see the light that shines from a true, true friend.
MMC with school filles when?
Anonymous
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WHERE IS THE DRAW STRAM?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265730 But...I wanted to mwah those two...
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25265751 You are going to have to settle for mwahing a random horse anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265759 I'd mwah that horse
I bet she's good at it
Anonymous
>>25265774 is there a pony who isn't?
Anonymous
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>>25265779 I better test this by mwahing every pony.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25265774 I bet you she is
I bet she gets lots of practice
Anonymous
>>25265759 How is this going to be decided?
Anonymous
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>>25265779 depends on what you're into
if you like rough sloppy makeouts then you'll love Dash. but if you want to kiss any slower than that you're out of luck.
Anonymous
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>>25265779 it can be trickier than you think
Anonymous
>>25265730 Girls can't love girls!
Anonymous
i think they made minuette TOO perfect, she is in marysue levels now.
Anonymous
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>>25265808 wait until she ascends
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25265800 You are going to have to roll a pony sided die
Anonymous
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>>25265808 Anon, literally all we know about her is she's Twilight's old friend and she's very upbeat.
Anonymous
>>25265815 I'd roll with that pony
I bet she's hardcore
Anonymous
Have you loved your changeling today, MLPG?
Anonymous
>>25265807 BUT IT'S THE PUREST FORM OF LOVE
Anonymous
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>>25265808 to take her down a notch they need to give her some terrible fetishes.
she enjoys diapers, weed, and papajohns with moodancer
Anonymous
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>>25265815 I hope I get to mwah this one.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25265823 She is cold as ice anon
cold as ice
Anonymous
>>25265829 >you will never be a cute mare in love with your mare friend Anonymous
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>>25265846 >you will never be a cute filly surrounded by lewd fillies Anonymous
>>25265839 if you get bit by a filly do you turn into one?
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265815 I rolled a backwards 4 and...what appears to be a radiation symbol with a triangle in the center
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25265866 only during the filly moon
Anonymous
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>>25265873 sounds like you got stuck with some crummy FO:E OC.
Anonymous
you tried to stock up on foods you thought your pony would like but it's been tricky like the other day she ate an entire ketchup bottle just by itself
Anonymous
>>25265899 Pony no
Don't eat plastic
At least like
Squirt it onto a plate or something
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25265899 Why didn't I just ask what she likes? This seems a bit silly.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25265908 No don't
That's just
It's everwhere
Stop
Anonymous
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>>25265917 this is who she is now
Anonymous
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>>25265908 Pony tries to be lewd with food and fails.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Please do not put on pretty collar, you'll wake up as a mare.
Anonymous
>>25265955 if I take it off do i turn back?
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25265955 not if you have the stallion version you won't!
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>25265808 mary sue is a tvtrope meme
Anonymous
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>>25265684 SCHOOL FILLIES NEED YOUR HELP
THEY'RE TRYING HARD DOING WHAT THEY CAN
Anonymous
Is a filly who hasn't been filled an empty?
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25265808 Did you see into her home? She had cobwebs and shit in there.
She's upbeat as fuck. The combination of that, her voice and her big smiles really sold me on her.
That doesn't make her a Mary Sue. That makes her the worst person in the world at 5 am in the morning. Or the best person if you accidentally wake her up, start cuddling and petting her mane and end up having morning sex.
Anonymous
You can't eat out all those horses Anon.
Anonymous
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>>25266015 >EA is a young mare and has never been filled FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25265873 I feel like I am missing something obvious here
Anonymous
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>>25265955 I need a pretty collar right the fuck now
>>25265963 If this is the case then I'm never going to take it off
Anonymous
You can go to Equestira, you can do whatever you like but you may not, under any circumstance, pet a pony. Sex, love, marriage, all that is fine, but god help you if you pet a pony.
Anonymous
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>>25266093 Can I brush my adopted filly's mane before bed?
Anonymous
>>25265963 No.
You stay permanently a mare.
You are weak to bellyrubs,cuddling,hugging and have the chance to break up into a random song.
But the collar is making you extremely horny and more subservient.
Anonymous
>>25266093 What's going to happen?
Anonymous
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>>25266029 Like HELL I CAN'T!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25266102 It's complicated, but suffice to say you will not enjoy any of it.
Anonymous
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>>25266093 How about sensual caresses?
Anonymous
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>>25266093 What about cuddling?
Anonymous
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>>25265057 Gawd, that's cruel.
If that was anyone else, having a pit full of Button's mums would be...quite stimulating.
Anonymous
>>25266100 >You are weak to bellyrubs,cuddling,hugging I'll just have to train hard and do those things every day so I can get stronger at them then
Anonymous
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>>25266133 >I shoot myself with smaller caliber bullets to build up my resistance Anonymous
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>>25266100 >You stay permanently a mare Oh good, I can take the collar off-
>But the collar is making you extremely horny and more subservient On forever and find a master, got it.
Anonymous
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
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>>25266185 AHHHHH
EVERYONE STAY INDOORS
Anonymous
Quoted By:
>>25266185 urge to do filly things... rising
Anonymous
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>>25266185 *night filly noises*
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25266240 I have to admit that one cracked me up majorly the first time it appeared
Anonymous
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25266269 No, no you are not anonymous!
That is a unicorn
and clothed
and anthro
Anonymous
>A MLP:FiM game developed by __________.
Anonymous
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>>25266276 >being a pony fills you with...FRIENDSHIP Anonymous
>>25266284 Bipedal =! Anthro
Anonymous
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>yfw Phil Collins does the s6 season premiere
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Quoted By:
>>25266295 having a human neck and upper torso does however
Anonymous
>>25266285 Obsidian Entertainment
Anonymous
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>>25266285 Frictional Games
Anonymous
Anonymous
Pony is shocked by your life choices.
Anonymous
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>>25266322 I don't have a life.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25266322 it's called taking a shower, Dash
we can't all fly through a rain cloud and come out smelling like jelly beans
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25266306 >Obsidian No. Look man I love Obsidian but they would make it too serious and dark.
But them making a World of Darkness game is exciting as fuck and gives me hope for the future. Vampire the masquerade: Bloodlines 2 soon Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25266389 fuck, she's cute
I like it when she grows Anonymous
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>>25266400 Being comfy with your horses.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25266389 I want to do fun things with this adorable dork.
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25266438 I gave her decaf
Anonymous
Anonymous
>>25266460 you're a monster
Anonymous
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>>25266477 she doesn't need caffeine
Anonymous
Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
Space horse would like to remind you all to stock up on candy for the weekend
Anonymous
>>25266551 I have snickers and milky way bars for the little fillies
Anonymous
>>25266551 Fatty space horse can get her own this year.
Anonymous
Nightmare Night is stupid.
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25266558 You are prepared then
Good work anonymous
>>25266563 DO NOT DENY SPACE HORSE HER TRIBUTE
Anonymous
>>25266579 Fine, I'll get some Skittles.
Anonymous
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>>25266571 but it's the only night out of the whole year that I can fight fillies and everyone just thinks it's a costume
Anonymous
>>25266450 I want to
play classic console games on the couch with her Anonymous
FlyingSaucer !!nRTbEWE+tg0
>>25266602 Why does it always have to be the rainbow violence with you anon
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>25266648 Ideally
I'd have a monster horsecock and she'd be sitting in my lap And yes, clothes would get in the way Anonymous
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>>25266646 Can't spell harmony without 'harm'.
Anonymous
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>>25266736 >you really need to start watching what you eat, Rainbow Dash >you're starting to get a muffin top! Anonymous
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>>25266758 oh man she looks like toriel if toriel was a swan
those glasses make her mom^2
isaac !!3gam3heWjui
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Princess Twilight loves you all.