>>25264080>"Howdy, Nonny! That's a real tasty lookin' muffin you got there, but I don't remember seeing you in sugarcube corner.""Mm...Muffin button."
>"I've never heard of anything like that before, Nonny. If stuff like that existed I'd be out of a job! ""...then where'd I get this muffin?"
>"Hah...Haaaaah..."Muffins lies on the floor of her living room, face contoured in a wide, gaping grin with her tongue laying in a pool of saliva on the floor. Her eyes are rolled so far back her irises are almost invisible.
>A glistening tail of fluid streaks the floor from where she'd dragged herself from the kitchen.>The kitchen looks like a disaster area. Eggs, flour, sugar, and milk mix with indescribable juices on the floor, entire sticks of butter are stuck to the ceiling. Brown hoofprints line the walls from where chocolate chips were mashed against the wallpaper.>The counters told a different story, however.>Enormous mountains of muffins line every surface. Chocolate chip, banana nut, and blueberry share counter space with bran and orange cranberry, all piping hot and fresh.>Pans filled with batter cover the breakfast table. The oven hangs open, stuffed as full of pans as could be managed.>A single cupcake sits on top of the stove.>The backdoor swings open as a small unicorn filly steps through into the carnage.>"Mom! I think the kitchen threw up!">"Haaaaauuuuaaah" 
