"Welcome to the Equestrian Colosseum, King Minotaur."
>"Whatever, let's just get this started. I don't want to spend any more time in this pathetic country than I need to."
"Oh, you'll be leaving soon, I promise you that. Only you won't be the one gloating this time."
>"Ha! My gladiator has bested every pony you've sent out for the last thirty years! What makes you think this one will be any different?"
"Because this year I have Anonymous, the greatest warrior in all the lands! Go, human! Show them what you're made of!"