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Waifu IRL

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:47:22 No.25266851 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25266864 >>25267272 >>25267313 >>25267359 >>25267758 >>25268202

So awhile ago I went to a bakery to pick up my brother-in-law's birthday cake. The cashier there was so nice and happy go lucky. She was basically Pinkie, even her clothes were pink. Pic realted was when I realized I'm too much of an autist to ask her out. Has anyone else had an experience like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:49:08 No.25266864 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25266916 >>25267044

>>25266851
You don't just ask a random stranger out, you get her phone number first.

Go back there, order a cupcake or something, strike up a conversation, then ask for her number.

It's really not as hard as you think it is

OP Thu 29 Oct 2015 21:54:10 No.25266916 Report Delete

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>>25266864
I'm not so sure, but I'll give it the old college try I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:06:16 No.25267044 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25267106

>>25266864
p much
>>25266916
I'm glad you're going to try. Go there a few times before asking her number. Each time start with small talk and end on something she'll remember, but don't make it cringey. Make the convo all about her.

/4chan advice

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:10:19 No.25267101 Report Delete

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I dated this girl a long while back who was pretty much Babs. She was a ginger and had a Boston accent. She'd also sometimes visited this apple orchard. Though, I'm not sure if it was because of family reason or not. Heck she even used to blow her hair out of her face in a similar fashion. She ended up stabbing me in the back.

OP Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:10:27 No.25267106 Report Delete

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>>25267044
>/4chan advice
Sorry I didn't mean for this thread to turn into that. I was just curious if anyone else met their waifus irl

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:12:19 No.25267133 Report Delete

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>>25267101
>ended up stabbing me in the back
How so?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:20:23 No.25267217 Report Delete

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>>25267106
Nah. I actually want you to succeed and do well. After HS I was with a few girls and I did well, but after I let them know how messed up I really am they took off.

I guess the reason why I love my waifu is because she is p much the same as my first crush: quiet and nerdy and didn't know how wonderful she was.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:28:01 No.25267272 Report Delete

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>>25266851
>implying 3dpd can compare
>ever
>at all

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:32:15 No.25267313 Report Delete

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>>25266851
>past coworker of mine had a ponk personality
>never asked her out because I knew that I'm not good enough

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Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:36:58 No.25267359 Report Delete

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>>25266851

Hnnngh. Real life Pinkie Pies are the best. I knew one in high school. I wanted to fuck her brains out so fucking bad, but she already had a little faggot boyfriend. Scumbag knocked her up on prom night and took off, leaving her to raise the baby BY HERSELF. She ended up giving him up for adoption. Poor kid looks just like his pussy little faggot "father", if you can call him that. At least she's with a nice, respectable guy now.

tfw I'll always love her

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:37:29 No.25267366 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25267572

>>25267133
I had an insane friend that somehow convinced most of my other friends that I was some horrible person who couldn't be trusted, or something to that extent. He had even convinced her and used her as a "spy" to find out information about me. I still talked to her because I didn't know at the time. I had one friend that I knew I could trust, and who was still on my side because he hated my insane friend. He told me that they started to only talk of the things I did throughout my interactions with her and some of my other friends that were on his side. Towards the end of my interactions with them, they got me into a Skype call, and had a court style discussion to decide whether or not I should remain in said friend group. I was so dumbfounded that I could barely think of anything to say other than how stupid the whole situation was. To this day I have no idea why any of that happened, or what I did to provoke such actions by my "friends."

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 22:56:00 No.25267572 Report Delete

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>>25267366
JFC

Reminds me of the time that I found out that a group of guys, including my best friend and a whole group of others, had been arrested over the summer for a break and enter. I tried making new friends over the last year of HS, but everyone had already formed their cliques and I was always an outider.

In college I never knew how to make friends expect casual conversations, but that does't wok.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:08:09 No.25267696 Report Delete

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>>25267272

Yes, but this is the world that imprisons us anon. We must live with what we have.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:12:50 No.25267758 Report Delete

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>>25266851
My cousin has a ponk like personality. But being that my waifu is Rarity, I feel like it would be hard for me to find someone like her. Ps. It surprises me that you'd ask someone out so soon. I can't even muster up the courage to even talk to someone normally in that situation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:43:24 No.25268137 Report Delete

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>>25267272
This. This kind of bullshit pisses me off. if you really loved the character you claim is your "waifu", you wouldn't go around saying every hyper woman you meet is a "real" her. Don't even pretend to get into waifu shit if you're gonna be like that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 29 Oct 2015 23:49:25 No.25268202 Report Delete

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>>25266851
It's not like I can ask out lolis or fillies IRL, so I have no experience with that kind of temptation.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:32:56 No.25269137 Report Delete

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>tfw never met anyone even remotely like Ponka

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:40:05 No.25269193 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269230 >>25269306

how likely i am to find twilight ?
has some one met her ?
how was it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:41:08 No.25269199 Report Delete

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>>25268202
>everything is legal is there are no cops around

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:45:05 No.25269228 Report Delete

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>>25269199
Having sex with real kids is mean because real adults will really tell them that real adults having real sex with real kids is really wrong and evil so they'll feel like true victims. That's really, truly a horrible thing to really do to a true person here, knowing that the truth is that they'll end up really feeling that way about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:45:16 No.25269230 Report Delete

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>>25269193
I've met a real-life AJ, at least personality wise. She's a chemist, but definite AJ. Went on a solo bike tour of Cambodia two years ago, just because she was bored here.

I think she was into me, but I can't even into humans so what do I know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:47:06 No.25269243 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269450

I met a Fluttershy personality a long while back. While Shy isn't my waifu (and FiM wasn't even around back then), I did date her for a year. It wasn't great. As much love as she had for all the animals, I felt I was given merely a tiny piece of it no matter what I did for her.

When I broke up with her, she went and got fat over the course of a couple years and I haven't seen her since.

If anything, I'd love to have real Twi. Someone to cuddle up with and read with. Just to relax and take things easy. It's why I write short, cute greens of her from time to time.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:48:34 No.25269252 Report Delete

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>>25269228
>the real feel is real

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:48:42 No.25269255 Report Delete

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I was friends with a ponk a not too long ago. She was rather hyper but endearing and pretty insecure sometimes. She liked hanging out with me despite my occasional bitterness and I liked hanging out with her despite her weirdness. She insisted in feeding me by hand every day, eventually I gave up trying to fight it.
Upon retrospect I probably should've given it a shot, I'm so oblivious when it comes to that sort of thing that I didn't even think about it at the time.
You were really awesome Natasha.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:49:26 No.25269262 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269280 >>25269286 >>25269300 >>25269316

>>25268137
>waifuism
>ever
Most people just call their favorite their waifu. If you seriously love 2D you're a shallow piece of human garbage.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:51:32 No.25269280 Report Delete

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>>25269262

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:52:20 No.25269286 Report Delete

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>>25269262
>hating waifuism
>wanting 3dpd
>implying favorite is the same as waifu
I want the newfags to leave

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:53:36 No.25269300 Report Delete

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>>25269262
>If you seriously love 2D you're a shallow piece of human garbage.
What a pointlessly shitty thing to say. Are you implying that I hate real women? Because I don't. Unless you were stupid enough to be implying that, I don't understand how being serious about and true to the one that has captured my heart makes me a shallow garbage person. Care to elaborate?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:54:57 No.25269306 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269454

>>25269193
I suspect most are ugly shut ins.

The ones that aren't, are rare and few a part thus are very coveted and probably are aware of this, so they get to pick who and what they want, thus they will not settle for anything but the best.

This is coming from a twifag so my disparaging comments are not because I dislike her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 01:55:32 No.25269316 Report Delete

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>>25269262
>Most people just call their favorite their waifu.
And those people are fucking retarded and need to stop.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:08:39 No.25269403 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269411

Friend of mine (now more just of an acquaintance) claims he found an AJ. She even got cutie mark tattoos on her ass or hips (I can't remember), you probably won't believe me but it's true. Jealous of that lucky fucker...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:10:25 No.25269411 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269429

>>25269403
>girls with tatoos
not even once

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:13:54 No.25269429 Report Delete

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>>25269411
faggot , you should kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:15:44 No.25269437 Report Delete

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>>25269286
This

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:18:54 No.25269450 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269474 >>25269653

>>25269243
Is this your card?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:19:13 No.25269454 Report Delete

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>>25269306
>tfw you dont even have a chance
>too much of a beta
>tfw they would never go for an artist faggot;-;

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:22:33 No.25269474 Report Delete

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>>25269450
kek, nice one but no. She seriously went full blown fat. Not husky, not chubby, just straight fat.

>just because I cannot contribute financially doesn't mean that I have nothing to bring to the table

I hope she's not serious. Especially when she offers no examples. That's a pretty sad profile.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:27:43 No.25269513 Report Delete

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>>25269429
>liking trash

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:28:53 No.25269523 Report Delete

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I know a Twi, an AJ, a Fluttershy, and a Rarity, IRL
I'm also good friends with a girl who is pretty much Sunset Shimmer, and I would absolutely ask her out if she wasn't already dating someone
I'm not even a Shimmerfag

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:38:42 No.25269589 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269663

>live in Eastern Europe
>no souther accent
>I'll never meet AJ IRL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:39:45 No.25269599 Report Delete

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>This thread
>This site
>This life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rsqg95anNw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:41:22 No.25269617 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269651

They're idealized, unrealistic cartoon characters. How the fuck you gonna meet "a Twi"? You're not making any sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:45:43 No.25269651 Report Delete

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>>25269617
>being this new
Here's your (you)

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:46:06 No.25269653 Report Delete

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>>25269450
>lymes disease
>lymes

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:47:44 No.25269663 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>25269737

>>25269589
Vacation to Ireland.

They fucking love American country music.
You'll find a poser somewhere at a theme bar who does a damn fine accent.
And she won't be surprised by the fact that you want to fuck horses because you're from Eastern Europe.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 02:59:15 No.25269737 Report Delete

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>>25269663
>going to Eastern Europe 2.0
No thanks

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