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>>25270504
Applejack and Pinkie are fourth cousins twice removed by a fifth cousin or somethin'-er-other, so there ain't too much relation between Big Mac and Marble, y'know.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:19:33 No.25270529 Report Delete

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>>25270504
Already talked about it when the episode came out. Their relation, if it exists, is too distant to be a problem.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:20:46 No.25270533 Report Delete

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>>25270504
Really distant cousins anon, really distant cousins, not to mention they still might not be related at all

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:24:03 No.25270544 Report Delete

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>>25270504
It's because nobody wants to admit they have or want to fuck their own cousin, OP. Put any number before it, it's still your cousin.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:26:26 No.25270551 Report Delete

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>>25270544
About 50% of the people you'll meet are your cousins somewhere down the line, anon. If you draw a line against having sex with anyone who shares even a hint of blood with you, you'll run out of options quickly.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:27:59 No.25270559 Report Delete

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>it's entirely possible that you and OP are more closely related than Mac and Marble

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:29:21 No.25270564 Report Delete

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>>25270551
Who said I'm against it? I'm stating people are too pussy to admit it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:30:54 No.25270567 Report Delete

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>>25270564
People don't want to fuck their first cousins just because they're willing to do it with someone they're twelve generations removed from.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:32:54 No.25270574 Report Delete

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>>25270567
Ever think there's a reason you were removed from those?

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:36:09 No.25270586 Report Delete

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>>25270574
...I'm trying to figure out what that sentence means, but I'm really not coming up with anything here. One of us has severely miscommunicated.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:37:42 No.25270588 Report Delete

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>>25270586
I'm just fucking around since I can't sleep. Thanks for the laugh, though.

I meant that you should be removed, too. I know, a bit far fetched.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 06:39:22 No.25270597 Report Delete

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>>25270544
I'd fuck my second cousins - I know I have dozens of them, but hell if I could recognize a single one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:02:14 No.25270665 Report Delete

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>>25270504
Dictionary says:
>sexual intercourse between closely related persons.
So no, they are not closely related.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:31:51 No.25270753 Report Delete

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The world wouldn't exist without a little incest

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:41:34 No.25270792 Report Delete

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>>25270521
Yeah, that's getting to the point of where nearly everyone is related.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:45:02 No.25270807 Report Delete

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I expect an episode where AJ and Pinkie discover they are not related at all, and get bummed out about it. Then at the end Big Mac and Marble announce they plan to get married, making the Apples and Pies family.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:46:38 No.25270811 Report Delete

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>>25270504
I thought we were going to talk about how his massive horsecock would probably be too much for her tiny body

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:48:08 No.25270820 Report Delete

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>>25270807
I genuinely hope this becomes a thing

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:50:16 No.25270831 Report Delete

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>yet another fucking marblemac thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:50:55 No.25270835 Report Delete

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>>25270807
I'd rather them figure out they're a lot more closely related than they thought, prompting big Mac and marble to get married. Everyone in ponyville is happy, everyone outside of ponyville just shakes their head.

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Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:55:53 No.25270860 Report Delete

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>>25270807
I want this.
A lot.
Oh my god.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 30 Oct 2015 07:58:22 No.25270868 Report Delete

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>>25270860
It would be fucking adorable. Marble kinda seems like that girl I was always searching for in high school.

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