Hey anon! How about some science?
Let's start out with a little fact. On average, two unrelated humans share about 12% of their genetics! Pretty neat, huh?
You share 50% of your genes with each of your parents. Let's go maternal. So 50% of your genes are shared with your mother.
Your mother shares about 50% of her genes with each of her siblings on average. So you'd share on average about 25% of your genes with your maternal aunt.
Since your maternal aunt's daughter (a cousin to you) shares 50% of her genes with her mother, that means on average you share only about 12.5% of your genes with your first cousin!
So, if you are keeping track, that is 0.5% above the normal average between strangers. Go any further in the gene pool, and you simply can't go below 12% since that is the floor.
Now, we know the Pies and Apples, if related, are only related *very* distantly.
Put this all together, and you realize that even if they were first cousins, it wouldn't be a big deal. But since they are farther apart than first cousins, it's literally the same as being strangers.
tl;dr: LEARN TO FUCKING BIOLOGY YOU DISGUSTING HORSE FUCKER
