Lets try this, lets describe our lives thus far, and write what our waifu's would think about us.

I'm a mechanical engineering student, nearing my last year. I also do research at an accredited lab in my region. I just make shit with arduinos. I box for fun, lift weights, do all sorts of shit with coding. I have no job at the moment, and I sort of have a 3dpd gf.

What waifu would think is irrelevant she's a complete and total autist who would gobble down this dick just for being human and interested.