>>25272956Last time, Dandy watched in shock and horror as the very Moon began to alter its form, its normally lustrous turning nearly black as a mysterious pink light began to illuminate it from within. As more seams of light opened across its surface, the entire satellite began to transform, splitting apart and reassembling into, of all things, a super-colossal replica of an alicorn.
Being the brave and valiant Threshold employee he is, Dandy hid in the basement like a coward, just as ASCII had advised. There, Dandy and his pint-sized part (one guinea pig and one tiny Squishy in an ice cream cone) met Milquetoast, whose parents must have really wanted a filly. But after a quick glance outside to see if the situation had calmed down any, Dandy returned to find one of his party might be AWOL...
HP: 100%
Bits: 204
CC: 2374
Inventory: 1 house key, 1 comb, 1 white fedora, 1 temporary access card, 1 two-way radio, 1 Snapdragon, 1 lab coat, 1 moon cake, 1 bag of maple yogurt drops, 1 drinking bird, 1 coffee mug, 1 color-changing putty, 1 poster, 1 Cathedral of Terra pamphlet
This is where your quest continues.
