"Dear diary:

Despite that icky monster taking a big ol' chomp outta my hoofsie, my friends treat me like the same Pinkie Pie. Which is good, because I am still the same Pinkie Pie. Except the missing piece.

Anyway, I dressed up like a pirate this year! Aarrr! I think next year I'll go as a zompony, and the year after that as a surfer who wasn't fast enough.

See ya later, diary-gator!"