Have any of you guys road while high/drunk/on something?

I have a mild chronic pain problem that is usually manageable but can sometimes distract me while
I ride. I've experimented with riding while on Vicodin and Oxy and I have to say it was the best and hardest I've ridden in a long time.

Hey /n/thusiasts. Our attempt to qualify for the 4chan Winter Cup of Football/Soccer/Divegrass starts on the 23rd and goes on for 3 to 4 weeks afterwards with the upcoming Autumn Babby Qualifiers.

>but OP, what even is this?
4chan-wide event every season where teams made up to represent the board compete to be the best board on 4chan. Teams score, their team music plays in celebration. The entire thing is hosted on Pro Evolution Soccer 2015 which has been modded to add custom made players, uniforms, stadia, scoreboards and more.
Or this can put it better - http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Frequently_Asked_Questions

We're playing in Group C against /int/, /jp/, /co/ and /wsg/. Schedule is as follows, all times UTC
>/int/ - Friday 23rd - 19:40
>/jp/ - Sunday 25th - 19:00
>/co/ - Saturday 31st - 18:20
>/wsg/ - Saturday 7th - 21:40

http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2015_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//n/
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki/Getting_Involved

I spotted a Trek 1500 very much like pic related for sale on the local secondhand listings. The listing says Ultegra components and little more and adds a shitty picture, while better pictures on an old ebay listing show ultegra derailleurs, shifters and crank. I've seen this color scheme pictured or mentioned in about 4-5 listings or forum posts online, but no mentions of its model year or circumstances.

The information I found on Trek's sike, Vintage-Trek.com and Bikepedia doesn't seem to even register a bike with this color scheme or provide specs consistent with the parts it appears to have. Some 80's models are listed as blue/yellow, but this does not look like an 80's bike.

Is the unusual color scheme a reason for suspicion - possibly a counterfeit? Was this some sort of special edition?
What do you reckon the date of manufacture to be?
Does this look like a painted carbon fork? The mid-2000's 1500's are listed with carbon forks, but none of the listings for this color variant mention it.

This is comedy gold, here is a Youtube video where old, bored white housewives make some of the absurdist arguments against "bike lanes"(really these are not fucking lanes, they are just lame lines painted on the road that any motorist can ignore):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1AbLu5EZLk&feature=youtu.be&t=29

>http://www.kpbs.org/news/2015/sep/23/coronado-puts-brakes-all-future-bike-lanes-after-r/

>“You are covering Coronado with paint stripe pollution,” said resident Gerry Lounsbury.

>“The graffiti on the streets does not help our property values,” declared Aileen Oya.

>The lanes “bring to mind a visual cacophony that if you look there long enough it will induce a dizzying type of vertigo,” said Carolyn Rogerson.

>Gerry MacCartee asked if the community couldn't think of a better option than “these black streets with these brilliant white lines everywhere because believe me, it takes away from your home, from your outlook on life.”

>And Darby Monger crafted an analogy to describe the addition of bike lanes to her beloved city.

>“It’s very similar to personally taking all three of my daughters to a tattoo parlor and having them completely body tattooed,” she said.

I discovered this via bikesnobnyc blog.

Pedestrian stories?
>riding around downtown with friend
>reach a pedestrian crosswalk, with 2 dudes crossing
>one keeps walking, the other guy, slightly fat, and his head shaved except for the top, typical silicon valley faggot
>decide im not stopping my dank fixie for this nigger and keep going
>he freezes up like a deer in headlights, then HE FUCKING STEPS BACKWARDS
>almost hit him, somehow weave past
>do exact face like pic related, including the hand for a few seconds then yell " WHAT ARE YOU STEPPIN BACK FOR"
>he yells back in the nosiest voice ever " YOURE AN ASSHOLE"
>yell SORRY
>realize what i just said
> remember it that night
>Autistically shitpost on /n/

Planned on posting in the old one but it's over the limit...

Finally built them some new wheels, changed the chainring and chain to complement it too.

I'll get better pictures once all this rain stops.

>ride my usual path I the woods
>see a couple with matching outfits riding in front of me
>they are always in front of me, turning in the same corners as I do
>have to endure seeing the happy couple the whole way back to the town
>can't overtake, or they'd see me in my hobo outfit
>somehow I get hypnotised by the girls ass
>suddenly I'm somewhere where I don't even know, because I unintentionally followed them


FUCKING NORMALFAGS

Just bought this basically new for $382. How'd I do /n/?

- Remote lockout
- 27.5"
- Deore
- SR Suntour coil fork
- hydraulic disc brakes

Why couldn't we have this?

Why did we allow the car and tire companies to fuck shit up?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_streetcar_conspiracy

Thoughts?
Why does the US, and California in particular have such shitty public transport?
is it american greed and capitalism?