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Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 22:42:44 No.890873 View Reply Report Delete

Pedestrian stories?
>riding around downtown with friend
>reach a pedestrian crosswalk, with 2 dudes crossing
>one keeps walking, the other guy, slightly fat, and his head shaved except for the top, typical silicon valley faggot
>decide im not stopping my dank fixie for this nigger and keep going
>he freezes up like a deer in headlights, then HE FUCKING STEPS BACKWARDS
>almost hit him, somehow weave past
>do exact face like pic related, including the hand for a few seconds then yell " WHAT ARE YOU STEPPIN BACK FOR"
>he yells back in the nosiest voice ever " YOURE AN ASSHOLE"
>yell SORRY
>realize what i just said
> remember it that night
>Autistically shitpost on /n/

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 22:45:23 No.890875 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>890876

Well, you ARE an asshole. Thanks for helping give cyclists bad rep, fixie fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 20 Oct 2015 22:46:53 No.890876 Report Delete

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>>890875
no u ;^)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:24:45 No.891221 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>891317

Lots of times I've had people nearly door me, step out onto bike paths and onto the street when I nearly hit them. It's annoying but wtf are you gonna do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 22:31:57 No.891223 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>891305 >>891371

>riding home from work
>a pedestrian is crossing the MUP
>slow down and let her cross
>there's a bunch more pedestrians in this stretch so I go kinda slow
>get clear of the ped area, just as I start to speed up these two MTB faggots who were behind me decide I'm too slow for their fast selves
>they try to pass me as I'm accelerating, but end up huffing and puffing because they misjudged my normal speed
>they pass me in super slow motion and then just stop accelerating because it's fast enough for them
>I still wanted to go faster but I don't want to act like it's a race
>there's a hill ahead that gets steeper and steeper
>I decide to lurk behind them until the hill
>climb starts
>they're dying
>I wheelsuck until the steepest part
>they're wobbling all over the place because they can barely keep their bikes in motion but they can't stop because they know I'm behind them
>I pass them while upshifting loudly and zoom away
>look back a half mile later, they're nowhere in sight

You should be nice to pedestrians and in general people who are slower than you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 21 Oct 2015 23:12:18 No.891235 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>891254 >>891317

old story from 2 years ago but eh

>ridan in main road [4 lanes per side], take up right-most lane because it's not packed with traffic and it's supposedly the slow lane
>transit overtakes on my left, all is fine for a few seconds
>suddenly he stops a hundred meters in front of me but in the middle of our lanes
>going 35 kph, can't dodge left because I ain't suicidal
>squeeze through right side because fuck you that's my lane
>passengers alight
>well fuck
>lady doesn't even look to cross my lane
>brush her bag but everyone stays upright
>give the driver the stink eye for involving everyone in such stupidity, good thing I wasn't a motorcycle/car

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 00:11:04 No.891254 Report Delete

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>>891235
>100 metres
>can't slow down enough
fixed faggot detected
obviously if theres a bus stop on a 4 lane road, it probably isn't that dangerous to ride on the second lane.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 03:36:52 No.891301 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>891311

>working in Paris, going to London to see my GF.
>Subway being like "Fuck you, I'm litterally on fire. No Eurostar for you"
>Let me being mad as fuck because being late too a Eurostar means you won't go at all.
> By the way, my left hand is fucked up at that time due to a previous bike crash in a truck. So I'm supposed not to use bikes or car for a month.
>Decide I don't give a single fuck and rent a Velib'.
>Rushing through Parisian traffic jam with a huge unstable sport bag on my bike and barely able to use front brake because of my hand.
>all traffic lights are green. :megusta.jpg:
>But this is Paris. So pedestrians contact give a shit about traffic light. One start crossing, then followed by a crowd.
>So here I am, at full speed on this stupidly heavy bike, with a bag destroying my ability, shit tier breaks, unable to use the front break anyway, rushing toward the crowd of suicidal pedestrians. :ohshit.got:
>locate a weak spot in the pedestrian barrier, aim for it and yell "BARREZ VOUS"
>Two of them are surprised enough to stop, forming a tiny hole in the barrier. I go through, my left shoulder hit something. Won't give a shit, have a train to catch.
>pedestrian yelling, gave him the finger yelling back to watch the traffic light.
>Gotta go fast.
>Arrive to the train station just in time.
>victory

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 04:30:06 No.891305 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>891317

>>891223
>MTB faggots
>not changing gears for ez hill climbs

Something doesn't add up

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 05:30:52 No.891311 Report Delete

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>>891301
aaannnd this is why i like living in germany

!DtiNiggers

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!DtiNiggers Thu 22 Oct 2015 06:46:06 No.891315 Report Delete

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>>890873
>realize that my bike effectively has no brakes for me to stop in time and keep going
ftfy

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 06:57:32 No.891317 Report Delete

Quoted By:

>>891221
Not ride in the door zone for a start.

>>891235
>Slow lane
Please re-read your jurisdiction's traffic manual

>Abusing SI prefixes and unit symbols
Please re-read the SI Brochure.

>>891305
Most likely they were faggots on MTB-style BSOs rather than bona fide MTB faggots.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 10:32:08 No.891344 Report Delete

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Today on the way to work I saw a fixie dirtbag pissing in broad daylight on the Blade sign. The rotor wash was spraying his piss everywhere, including on him.

Why aren't fixie dirtbags not being rounded up and sent to death camps? They can join the cagers in becoming coral reefs.

The poster formerly known as A freakin Audi

The poster formerly known as A freakin Audi Thu 22 Oct 2015 10:42:43 No.891345 Report Delete

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>On bike path riding my swag-mobile as any self respecting cyclist does.
>Suddenly a walker appears
>slow down, move over, "on your left!"
>dumbasses turns around and moves to the left (directly in my path).
>me = wut.jpg as I run off the trail and eat shit
>dude walks over "you okay man? You should really slow down"
>all my rage...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 22 Oct 2015 13:19:34 No.891371 Report Delete

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>>891223

you won the autism competition

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 11:05:38 No.892335 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>892336

>>890873
fucking pedestrians amirite?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 11:06:26 No.892336 Report Delete

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>>892335

I want to be that guy. Fuck these hoes.

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