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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 19:47:38 No.892755 View Reply Report Delete

Quoted By: >>892762 >>892770

>dear blog
>today someone stole my bc, just shy of 3000 kms
>fuck this shit

how to road rage properly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 20:09:53 No.892762 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>892780

>>892755
>a few weeks ago some homeless people started hanging around the neighborhood
>usually they are drunk walking between the 7-11 and 2 different liquor stores or just laying around
>suddenly one of them has a mountain bike
>thinking its probably stolen
>1 week later the other one has a bike suddenly

I just know they stole them from some kid who probably uses it to ride to school and back. I am serious when I say that if I find what bridge they sleep under at night I will murder them. Not so much because of stolen bikes but simply because they are scum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:04:34 No.892770 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>892781

>>892755
>how to road rage properly?

yell "FUCK OFF CUNT!!!!!!" in a loud voice, preferably using an australian accent, british accent comes second, and "cunt" should be replaced with "you wanker" if you use the british variant

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:51:07 No.892780 Report Delete

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>>892762
>riding home at night in the city
>fat kunt signals to stop, he is in a group of 5
>excuse me pal, is this your bike? it seems a bit too big for you
>it is and its size is none of your concern
>do you have any evidence you did not stole it?
>are you a policeman or something?
>no, just a worried rider
>you clearly don't ride any bike pal
>just show me a fb pic that it is yours and you can go, we mean no harm
>fuck off, you have no authority here
>listen, I will even buy you a drink if you can prove it is yours
>well I just don't care, check this lock and the key
>sorry mate you are right, but you should be grateful there are people like us who spot potential thieves

he then offered me to buy the cheapest beer if I go with them in the opposite direction, I did a 360 and rode away

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 21:55:31 No.892781 Report Delete

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>>892770
Usually chew gum while riding and just casually throw my gum at cagers e.g. if they park in the bike lane I throw a gum in the window while passing by. They are very surprised that two can play the be an asshole game. Sometimes I run out of a 10 pack during a ride.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:38:00 No.892784 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>892893

bc?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:14:22 No.892893 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>892899

>>892784
bicycle computer

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 27 Oct 2015 10:51:01 No.892899 Report Delete

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>>892893
I always unclip mine if I need to leave the bike somewhere.

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