Fake OP here I already had this dilemma and made a great choice a year ago but I wanted to see what /o/ would have suggested. Only one of you seem to have really said anything useful although I probably should have included that my budget was like $3000
>>13710889This was pretty funny. I'm pretty well built with a big dick but I could definitely stand to lose 10-20. Not telling me anything I didn't already know. I did discover there are some AWD turbo Caravans but no manuals. Caravans are pretty okay but I was looking for something more fun that projects a more masculine image now that driving is one of the few fun manly activities I have time for.
>>13710892Same reasons, plus out of my budget.
>>13710942I'm not going to be whipping around corners. My anticipated "accidents" are going to be idiots running into me or pulling out in front of me. This just happened night before last some old lady turned left across five lanes into us and put her fender into the back of my front tire. No damage to the truck. Also, my truck gets ~20mpg in normal driving which is comparable to 2000s minivans
>>13710949I'm a landlord. I've hauled trash out of abandoned rentals and materials to refurbish empties. I have a house, inherited from my grandma. I've used the bed a number of times to haul in new furniture, build a carport and a playground for my son. I also have arcade machines but so far I haven't moved any around with it. It's a short bed and I added a toolbox that both looks cool and is useful as hell. There's still been plenty of room for anything I've done, with the gate down. I've also done quite a bit of light to moderate offroading in it and it's been quite capable and fun.
>>13711031I was slightly worried I might as I got used to it, it came with a 6" lift but now I'm totally used to it.
>>13711142>>13711436I could lose some weight, I'm a little flabby in a couple areas that are visible if I wear tight clothes. I've been as light as 225 and I looked better.