Why are deer so stupid? I was driving up a pretty busy mountain, although it was 2 am so not many cars. After turning around a bend I see bambi standing in the middle of the road. Instead of running to the side where I'm obviously not driving it runs right in front of me and fucks up the right headlight and the side of my car.

Fucking dumbass deer. I felt bad at first but now I hope it dies and its retard genes dont pass on. Apparently its mating season. What a whore