>>13739329>AnnoysNissan GT-R. Literally, the best computer game ever made. Rich in driver-assist systems. The numbers and facts don't lie. Uses more oil and fuel than is necessary, which America graciously provides from its lush oil fields. This car runs on AMERICA and the slopes don't even thank us for.
>PleasesCorvettes. An affordable performance car that doesn't remove drivers from its cabin (because it's monetarily accessible) and from the experience (because it's not a computer game). Plastic comes from oil and this car is literally formed from the great nectar of our wonderfdul nation. Doesn't need to turn because American roads are superior to the shitty inefficient plates-of-cooked-spaghetti roads of third world countries like Japan. Has a wonderful patriotic image congruent with the ideals of our nation's free workers and builders and strivers.
