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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 17:00:01 No.618107 View Reply Report Delete

Just had my birthday, my sister brought me 12 MRE's, all butter chicken (they come in a case).

Is there anyway to eat this crap without getting constipation? I don't want to have to carry prune juice with me...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 17:04:58 No.618114 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>618134

>>618107
I ate nothing but MRE's for a week last summer and I didn't feel a thing. IMO the whole 'MRE's give you constipation'-thing is hugely exaggerated

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 17:07:15 No.618116 Report Delete

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>being such a faggot that he's worried that mommy won't be available to give him an enema

Why live?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 17:10:38 No.618121 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>618134 >>618576 >>618780

Army vet here. Ate my fair share of these.

Long story short, water.

MREs were made to eat and move. Mix the 'Mexican corn' and ' squeeze cheese' or whatever side dish in with the entree, wolf it down, and go do something. Keep the HOOAH energy bar, Skittles, Charms candy or vegetable crackers, etc for later.

And for the love of cake, don't drink that dairy powder mix. Shits evil.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 17:20:56 No.618134 Report Delete

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>>618114
I get constipation as it is. I've had them before and I get it.

>>618121
lol it does contain skittles which I thought was odd. Thanks, Will get hiking and drink lots.

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 17:22:16 No.618137 Report Delete

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constipation is a meme

food is food

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 19:22:20 No.618235 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>618700

These shits fuck my bowels a bit. Living off these sucks, I don't know anybody who enjoys it. I would suggest never eating more than one piece at a time, snack on that shit for energy. Regardless, this is ghetto food they serve the infantry, fucking government cheese level shit man, there's a lot better options out there food wise for you man. Fucking most sporting stores sell survival meals and they're usually delicious

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Anonymous Sun 25 Oct 2015 20:05:27 No.618275 Report Delete

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>>618107
Always use the tabasco ALWAYS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 09:02:20 No.618576 Report Delete

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>>618121
Oh god those ranger bars are good, it's been a couple years and you're going to make me buy an MRE now. Thanks asshole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:21:53 No.618692 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>618868 >>619008

so /out/ which mre (by country) is almost on point with their MRE? Japanese mre look pretty good but thats just me.

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 13:35:03 No.618700 Report Delete

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>>618235
Fucking swearing all the fucking time doesn't fucking impress anyone who's out of fucking middle school, m8

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:45:10 No.618772 Report Delete

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>>618576

http://www.mreinfo.com/us/mre/mre-menus.html

Enjoy!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:50:36 No.618777 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>618846

Damn I love MREs for camping food. Bulky, but you get a good selection of shit to tryout. You could stack up a few entrees and taken them without the rest for quick and easy meals (just boil in some dirty water).

I see a lot of cases for sale, I live kinda close to Ft. Hood, but I don't want to go to jail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 15:54:17 No.618780 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>618837 >>618873

>>618121
No way you're an army vet you stolen valor piece of shit.

NEVER, eat the charms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:30:12 No.618837 Report Delete

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>>618780

That was kinda intense, but okay.
Why didn't you eat them, aside from the fact they broke like small shards of ice when you bit into them?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 17:42:06 No.618846 Report Delete

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>>618777
You won't get in trouble, if it's someone active duty selling them it's on them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:10:09 No.618857 Report Delete

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>>618837
Bad luck, dude. Don't eat'em.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:35:50 No.618868 Report Delete

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>>618692
http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/feb/18/eat-of-battle-worlds-armies-fed

Interesting breakdown. The British one comes with the most "accessories" but the curry is probably not what you want on a battlefield.

There's a youtube channel of some Japanese guy who eats every MRE he can get but I can't find it...

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Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 18:45:45 No.618873 Report Delete

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>>618780
>implying everyone holds the same superstitions
Most people don't take that charms shit seriously at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:00:47 No.619008 Report Delete

Quoted By: >>619012

>>618692
France of course has the best. I trained with a bunch of Frenchies and they shared up their MREs every so often, the shit was better than the average restaurant food here in the US.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 26 Oct 2015 22:06:34 No.619012 Report Delete

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>>619008
Oh yeah? Which one did you have?

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