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Quoted By: >>54653995 >>54654250
2019 under Pres Sanders:
>Be me
>Wake up in the morning
>"Today will be the day I find a job"
>Grab breakfast rations (due to white privilege, all white people must ration their food to help starving kids in Africa)
>Kiss wife bye. Dress up in nice suit, and drive over to first interview
>"Oh sorry, we aren't hiring anymore. Minimum wage just increased to $35/hr so we actually had to fire some employees."
>Drive over to second interview.
>Get pulled over by cops
>"License and registration."
>"Did I do anything wrong officer?"
>"DWW. Driving While White."
>"Sir I'm late to my job interview, maybe if you just let me off with a warning."
>Cop draws his water pistol (Bernie banned all guns in 2018). "Don't make me soak you."
>I drive off.
>"Damn we aren't suppose to follow and get involved in chases. We'll get him next time."
>Arrive at second job interview. Only white guy there. I count 12 hispanics and 16 blacks.
>Turn to one guy, "hey how are you?"
>"Que?"
>Turn to second guy who is smoking a blunt, say "good afternoon, how are you?"
>"Fuck you looking at crackah?"
>Get called in. HR director is fat black trans "woman". She grunts angrily
>"Whatchoo want?"
>"Good afternoon ma'am, I'm here about the job. I emailed you my resume earlier and I believe I would be a great addition to your company."
>"Let's see. Ph.D gay, published research gay, 4 years experience gay, letters of rec gay, NEXT."
>Before I can leave, gentlemen that was smoking in a blunt comes in, higher then a satellite right now. "yoooo whadup ho, im a bit blazed but i managed to write my resume on this napkin."
>No need, you are exactly what we are looking for! Welcome aboard!
>I leave.
>On the way back, I get jumped and beaten by a gang screaming BLM!
>Drag myself to a hospital. Wait is 5 months. No need. I'm going home to patch myself up.
>Wife sees me crawling, runs outside to help.
>Suddenly jumped by ninjas
>"ALLAH ACKBAR!!! WHY YOUR SLUT NOT WEAR BURKA?"
>"Excuse me?"
>MFW beheaded
>Be me
>Wake up in the morning
>"Today will be the day I find a job"
>Grab breakfast rations (due to white privilege, all white people must ration their food to help starving kids in Africa)
>Kiss wife bye. Dress up in nice suit, and drive over to first interview
>"Oh sorry, we aren't hiring anymore. Minimum wage just increased to $35/hr so we actually had to fire some employees."
>Drive over to second interview.
>Get pulled over by cops
>"License and registration."
>"Did I do anything wrong officer?"
>"DWW. Driving While White."
>"Sir I'm late to my job interview, maybe if you just let me off with a warning."
>Cop draws his water pistol (Bernie banned all guns in 2018). "Don't make me soak you."
>I drive off.
>"Damn we aren't suppose to follow and get involved in chases. We'll get him next time."
>Arrive at second job interview. Only white guy there. I count 12 hispanics and 16 blacks.
>Turn to one guy, "hey how are you?"
>"Que?"
>Turn to second guy who is smoking a blunt, say "good afternoon, how are you?"
>"Fuck you looking at crackah?"
>Get called in. HR director is fat black trans "woman". She grunts angrily
>"Whatchoo want?"
>"Good afternoon ma'am, I'm here about the job. I emailed you my resume earlier and I believe I would be a great addition to your company."
>"Let's see. Ph.D gay, published research gay, 4 years experience gay, letters of rec gay, NEXT."
>Before I can leave, gentlemen that was smoking in a blunt comes in, higher then a satellite right now. "yoooo whadup ho, im a bit blazed but i managed to write my resume on this napkin."
>No need, you are exactly what we are looking for! Welcome aboard!
>I leave.
>On the way back, I get jumped and beaten by a gang screaming BLM!
>Drag myself to a hospital. Wait is 5 months. No need. I'm going home to patch myself up.
>Wife sees me crawling, runs outside to help.
>Suddenly jumped by ninjas
>"ALLAH ACKBAR!!! WHY YOUR SLUT NOT WEAR BURKA?"
>"Excuse me?"
>MFW beheaded
