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Kebab republic establishment day wtf

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94 years ago this day, Ataturk reunited the Mongols and established Turkey (the country not the bird), then subsquently pushed Mongols to torture minorities and expelling them out the fuck. Not just that, Tatars censored all people who solilquizing words in their languages. Until now those minorities awaiting someones appearance to wipe out this shittu Kebabs on the surface of the earth.

>too much coffee was the problem. And wine. Especially wine. Despite the injunctions against alcohol in Islam, the Sultans thought that wasn't them. There then followed a long line of completely sozzled Sultans (and also doubling up as Caliph too) from the days of Suleiman the Magnificent in the mid Sixteenth century to Sosumi the Computer sound by the Twentieth. It was a very long slide down and left the Turks caricatured as obese semi-idiots, sitting on cushions with a naked slave girl on each knee.

Faced by the collapse of their empire after the First World War and the occupation of Constantinople by the British and French, the Turks turned to Mustafa Kemal a.k.a. 'the Big Mus' or simply 'Ataturk'. He reunited the country round that old standby - 'it's all the Greeks fault' and successfully expelled them from the country. Then he encouraged the Allies to leave, taking the old Ottoman extended family with them

[Moltke Kebab 29 ekim cumhuriyet bayramı kutlu olsun]

>https://youtu.be/MdgIHIgzqYA